In A Drunken Rhyme: The Official Roth Army Pub!

[WARF]

WARF is fucking wasted tonight! So let's go back to the foundations and start another bullshit pub thread. We did it years ago in THE BASEMENT back when the Diamond Mafia ruled the message boards. It was called OUTBACK JACKS.... ANYWAYS.... What's everyone drinking tonight?!?!

[Kristy]

Human blood and Valium.

[WARF]

Now I am drinking jameson straight!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Human blood and Valium.

Let me guess the human blood is the chaser!!!

[Satan]

Still a favorite here in Hell.....

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/strangest-beers/cave-creek-chili-beer.jpg

[Kristy]

Let me guess the human blood is the chaser!!!

No, rabid bat entrails.

[WARF]

Still a favorite here in Hell.....

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/strangest-beers/cave-creek-chili-beer.jpg

I thought you would be drinking this, Prince of darkness!!!

http://www.hairofthedogdave.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/belzebuth.jpg

[WARF]

No, rabid bat entrails.

My kinda gal!

[Satan]

I thought you would be drinking this, Prince of darkness!!!

http://www.hairofthedogdave.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/belzebuth.jpg

13%?? Now that sounds Most Unholy indeed! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif :gulp:

[WARF]

It's a great beer and it does the job! I believe it's only sold in three packs for like $10 bucks.

[Angel]

My kinda gal!

No, Ravens type :D

[WARF]

I heard Raven might be making an appearance later!

[Nitro Express]

Still a favorite here in Hell.....

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/strangest-beers/cave-creek-chili-beer.jpg
It looks like it would give you the burning shits.

[Dan]

Sir WARF,Where is The Hair Pie?

[DONNIEP]

The New Castle countdown has begun... :gulp:

[WARF]

I'm chasing vodka with high fives tonight baybee!!!!!!

[DONNIEP]

I'm chasing vodka with high fives tonight baybee!!!!!!

Party sluts!!!! :gulp:

[WARF]

Party sluts!!!! :gulp:

I'm doing bong rips.... I'M READY TO ROCK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

[DONNIEP]

Wasabi Snort!!!!!!!!!! :smiley-sniffer:

[WARF]

Wasabi Snort!!!!!!!!!! :smiley-sniffer:

I use wasabi as an appetizer to clear up the sinuses for the main entree!!!!!!

[Little Texan]

I'm chasing vodka with high fives tonight baybee!!!!!!

Are you going to be doing bad karaoke, too?

[WARF]

Are you going to be doing bad karaoke, too?

I wanna throw on the spandex and do "Hot For Teacher" tonight.... I better start doing my vocal exercises now in preparation!

[FORD]

[ELVIS]

I wanna throw on the spandex and do "Hot For Teacher" tonight.... I better start doing my vocal exercises now in preparation!




:biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

Is this bar open?? Time to start knocking back some coldies. Goin' with the cheap stuff tonite :gulp:

[ELVIS]

The cheap stuff costs more in the long run...

[ELVIS]

Hahahaha...:biggrin:




I need a drink after that...:gulp:

[So this is love]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZE8r46WSyI

:bigwink::banme::biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

S.T.I.L. - you get the package yet brother?

[So this is love]

S.T.I.L. - you get the package yet brother?

nothing yet...maybe next week...I can"t wait for it to arrive... its gonna be christmas

[DONNIEP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZE8r46WSyI

:bigwink::banme::biggrin:

I didn't know Lou Ferrigno played bass!!!

[DONNIEP]

Ladies and gentlemen, I just received word that the Mighty WARF is completely and totally wasted right about now, I say. Should be an interesting night - or morning - depending on when he wakes up :beers8:

[WARF]

I shall use a franzia bag of wine as my pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

Whoever filled my marlboros with crayons is gonna fucking pay for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DONNIEP]

It's on now motherfuckers!! :gulp:

[Satan]

[Zing!]

Zing is watching the US Fest (provided by DonnieP), drinking Bud Light Platinum and smoking Crayolas.

Can you hear me out there?

[DONNIEP]

Zing is watching the US Fest (provided by DonnieP), drinking Bud Light Platinum and smoking Crayolas.

Can you hear me out there?

You better be blastin' that motherfucker thru the home theatre!! Damn, I just noticed the other day that Bud Light Platinum is 6%. Might have to check that out once the Natty Ice is all gone :gulp:

[Zing!]

My poor ass teacher's salary can only afford the Platinum for special occasions... like the weekend.

Made it through half of the US Fest with my 5-year-old (covering his ears for the naughty bits), now finishing it up solo. I'll share the VH pic he drew tonight with the real Crayolas when I get a chance. Subtlety indoctrinating a new generation into the kick-ass-ness of the Mighty =VH= is an obligation I take quite seriously...

[DONNIEP]

My poor ass teacher's salary can only afford the Platinum for special occasions... like the weekend.

Made it through half of the US Fest with my 5-year-old (covering his ears for the naughty bits), now finishing it up solo. I'll share the VH pic he drew tonight with the real Crayolas when I get a chance. Subtlety indoctrinating a new generation into the kick-ass-ness of the Mighty =VH= is an obligation I take quite seriously...

Took the daughter to this year's VH show and she got the shirt. Wears that sumbitch to school too. Gotta get 'em started young...

Time for another beer :beers8:

[Zing!]

Bumped into a kid at our middle school who was wearing the red =VH= football jersey the other day (the one that said VAN HALEN with the numbers 20 on one side and 12 on the other). For some strange reason I didn't see that shirt at the the MN show or I would have bought it - got the chick on the motorcycle one instead. I offered to buy it right off his back for the price he paid at the show, but he wouldn't sell. I upped the offer ten bucks, and he still wouldn't buckle - said it was his dad's and he would kill him if he sold it! I gave the kid extra credit just for being a bad ass.

[So this is love]

I can't wait....see I'm now singing whats her name Stevie Nicks Cheers! ok I can't wait for it to arrive home .....now I just switch from heineken to Vodka...can you tell?

[vandeleur]

- got the chick on the motorcycle one instead.

That's still a cool tee shirt tho , it's definitely the one I kept seeing and thinking that's the one .

[Zing!]

That's still a cool tee shirt tho , it's definitely the one I kept seeing and thinking that's the one .

Yep - not to sound maudlin, but that shirt instantly grabbed me. Seemed to sum up the '12 tour for sure. Liked a lot of the other tee's, but that was the one for this tour without a doubt. After you've been doing this for enough decades, you learn to trust your instinct. Wish I would have seen the football jersey, but the motorcycle one is definitely getting worn to shreds...

[DONNIEP]

Zing, the jersey is on Van Halen's official website. Damn thing is 75 bucks, but they got it.

Where are all these beers goin'? :gulp:

[DONNIEP]

Finally, the booze kicks in and all is right with the world :gulp:

[vandeleur]

My turn tomorrow night bro... Am singing , am dancing most every night .
Well not tonight obviously :biggrin:

[So this is love]

ok guys should I take another drink or what
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ou-2t5cm-c

[vandeleur]

Yes , yes , yes

[So this is love]

wath is it for you morning?

[DONNIEP]

My turn tomorrow night bro... Am singing , am dancing most every night .
Well not tonight obviously :biggrin:

Let's do this bottle right!! Bottoms up in this here bar I say...

[vandeleur]

Lol my alarm is gonna go off in 15 mins to get up for work .... Spent most of the night listening to you noisy neighbours get hammered lol ..... Consider it an Appetiser for tonight :D

[So this is love]

Its Saturday ..you work on Saturday?

[vandeleur]

Yip gotta be done but off Sunday so this time tomorrow I will be posting my usual drunken bollox lol

[So this is love]

I just poured my last drink vodka orange juice now thats it...lets rnr......off to warf 80's

[DONNIEP]

Yip gotta be done but off Sunday so this time tomorrow I will be posting my usual drunken bollox lol

Vandeleur will be having a bit of the broon by that time :gulp:

[vandeleur]

I will definitely be toasting you gentleman tomorrow night with the brown .... Bottoms up brothers it's time to go save the world .
Enjoy your evening :D

[vandeleur]

Broon lol....
Yo Donniep that's exactly how we say it ...
Will make a Geordie of you yet :D

[DONNIEP]

Broon lol....
Yo Donniep that's exactly how we say it ...
Will make a Geordie of you yet :D

Damn straight, you Bastard!! :gulp:

[ELVIS]

Where's the bartender ??

[So this is love]

or in a simple rhyme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNb5MEQDh-M&feature=related

[DONNIEP]

Where's the bartender ??

Hiding from the King!!! You get no more booze!! :gulp:

[ashstralia]

It's 4:57pm Saturday local time. ash about to get his booze on!!

See ya's in a couple of hours... :) :beers8:

[So this is love]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4

to you 'cause I'm done for the night...

[Satan]

[Satan]

[DONNIEP]

Last tab of the day - we'll pick this up tomorrow. Or later today, depending on yer time zone and alcohol content. :gulp:

[WARF]

fuckin so drukkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ashstralia]

Find a phone that rings Australia. :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

Hey Ash, it's almost 2:30AM there. How you doin? :) :bottle:

[vandeleur]

It's 16:35 in vanderland, plan on meeting in the boozer at 18:00.....

Bottoms up brothers and sisters enjoy your Saturday :gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

It's only 1:22PM here, but time to head to the Sierras...

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/sierra-nevada-pale-ale.jpg

[WARF]

It's only 1:22PM here, but time to head to the Sierras...

http://www.theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/sierra-nevada-pale-ale.jpg

It's a Sierra Nevada TUMBLER time of the year!

[Satan]

Hey if you're going for the Sierra Nevada, at least break out the right stuff for this time of the year.....

http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/02/08/sierra_nevada_celebration_ale_19afy.jpg

There's no such thing as "winter" here in Hell, but that don't mean a Devil can't drink Winter Beer! :gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Celebration Ale is a bit too strong for this time of day or as a regular beer, and I hate most Fall beers like Tumbler...

[WARF]

Anyone ever drink Golden Monkey from Victory brewing? I love that stuff!