Famous women Roth has banged!

[WARF]

We all know David Lee Roth must have banged over 2,000 women from all the tours and whatnot....

Here is a list of famous women that got 50 rides on the Roth Train....

Valerie Kendall
Stacy Yarbrough
Wendy O. Williams
Alycen Rouse
Ann Boleyn
Elle McPherson
Savannah
Tawny Kitaen
Apollonia
Kathy Simmons
Fleur Thiemeyer
Brooke Shields
Caron Bernstein

[envy_me]

I read in his book about some girl that stalked him and sent out wedding inventations. Who is that? Is she still stalking? Could she be on here?

[Dan]

She Was But Now Is Gone.:hitch:

[WARF]

I read in his book about some girl that stalked him and sent out wedding inventations. Who is that? Is she still stalking? Could she be on here?

David Letterman had the worst stalker in history. I forget her name, but she would literally break into his house repeatedly!

[envy_me]

She Was But Now Is Gone.:hitch:

Really? How did you know it was her? How did it go? Was she nuts here as well?

[Dan]

This Is The Roth Army,Look At All Of The Freaks On Here Tonight.:D

[envy_me]

This Is The Roth Army,Look At All Of The Freaks On Here Tonight.:D

I stand corrected :D But how did you know it was her? What happend? Tell me...

[diamondclaudio]

I also heard Sonia Braga , a famous brazilian actrees had an affair with Roth. I wonder to myself, what about Madonna?

[WARF]

If Vanilla Ice fucked Madonna... Dave had to have been in there!

[envy_me]

If Vanilla Ice fucked Madonna... Dave had to have been in there!

But I don't think he wanted.. I mean look at her. She looks like Harry Potter...

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3798/ERJIF00Z/poster/clifford-ann-singers-david-lee-roth-and-madonna.jpg

[BITEYOASS]

But I don't think he wanted.. I mean look at her. She looks like Harry Potter...

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3798/ERJIF00Z/poster/clifford-ann-singers-david-lee-roth-and-madonna.jpg

Well at least she cock-blocked Billy Squier over there. :biggrin:

[Igosplut]

He didn't have to cock block Billy Squire over a women....

[WARF]

He didn't have to cock block Billy Squire over a women....

I think he meant Madonna Cockblocked Billy Squire from Dave!!! :lol:

[ELVIS]

If Vanilla Ice fucked Madonna... Dave had to have been in there!

Would that make it good or bad ??

[envy_me]

I think he meant Madonna Cockblocked Billy Squire from Dave!!! :lol:

Poor Dave. Don't choose anybody.

I still can't get over that he slept with Madonna. Of all gorgeous girls out there, he chose that. Why didn't he choose Monica Bellucci? Her face is perfect.

[envy_me]

I mean look at her.... She is perfect. I wish I was Daves roadie back when he was giving money to who ever chose the prettiest girl. I would be rich :D I am really good at deciding who looks good.
God, I wish I looked like her. She is sexy without being vulgar. All three are beautiful. GOD, I wish I lived in Italy. In Sardegna...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NsLWH3jVrE

[TitanTopper]

I know this will start a shitstorm, but isn't there a rumor that he's gay? It doesn't matter to me...He's still one of the greatest Rock Frontmen Ever!! Heard V. Bertinelli on Stern recently and he asked her if she ever saw him with women. She answered kind of coy. Love him as the singer in the greatest rock band ever, but I think he may smoke pipe. Just sayin'.

Rock On DLR!!

[envy_me]

I know this will start a shitstorm, but isn't there a rumor that he's gay? It doesn't matter to me...He's still one of the greatest Rock Frontmen Ever!! Heard V. Bertinelli on Stern recently and he asked her if she ever saw him with women. She answered kind of coy. Love him as the singer in the greatest rock band ever, but I think he may smoke pipe. Just sayin'.

Rock On DLR!!


I think he might be bisexual. But I understand why he keeps him to himself considering the attitude of some of his fans here (and there) towards same sex sex. Go Dave!

[fraroc]

It dosen't fucking matter if Dave is straight, gay, bisexual or whateverthefuck else. He is the greatest songwriter/frontman/storyteller of all time and that's all that really matters.


Homophobia has no place in Rock n' Roll.

[envy_me]

It dosen't fucking matter if Dave is straight, gay, bisexual or whateverthefuck else. He is the greatest songwriter/frontman/storyteller of all time and that's all that really matters.


Homophobia has no place in Rock n' Roll.

Amen! As long as he didn't sleep with Madonna :D

[envy_me]

I mean look at her.... She is perfect. I wish I was Daves roadie back when he was giving money to who ever chose the prettiest girl. I would be rich :D I am really good at deciding who looks good.
God, I wish I looked like her. She is sexy without being vulgar. All three are beautiful. GOD, I wish I lived in Italy. In Sardegna...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NsLWH3jVrE


WHY WON'T IT PLAY??? One more try:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtfzSLpPRAE


Direct link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NsLWH3jVrE

[BITEYOASS]

Poor Dave. Don't choose anybody.

I still can't get over that he slept with Madonna. Of all gorgeous girls out there, he chose that. Why didn't he choose Monica Bellucci? Her face is perfect.

Because Monica Belucci would have been jailbait at the time. :bigwink:

[envy_me]

Because Monica Belucci would have been jailbait at the time. :bigwink:

She is pretty old. Which year was this? Monica is born in 1964.

[twonabomber]

I know this will start a shitstorm, but isn't there a rumor that he's gay? It doesn't matter to me...

Then why bring it up?

[Coyote]

It dosen't fucking matter if Dave is straight, gay, bisexual or whateverthefuck else. He is the greatest songwriter/frontman/storyteller of all time and that's all that really matters.


Homophobia has no place in Rock n' Roll.

Agree, except Freddie Mercury is the greatest.

[78/84 guy]

Agree, except Freddie Mercury is the greatest.

I jam watching Freddie right now. A new Queen dvd. Live in Budapest from 86. Sounds great. I prefer the older stuff though. Who the fuck cares if Dave is gay ? I will say after all the rumors it wouldn't shock me. But at the same time like I said I couldn't give a fuck less.

[envy_me]

I jam watching Freddie right now. A new Queen dvd. Live in Budapest from 86. Sounds great. I prefer the older stuff though. Who the fuck cares if Dave is gay ? I will say after all the rumors it wouldn't shock me. But at the same time like I said I couldn't give a fuck less.

Well, in a way I do care just beacuse it rules me out. But I still love him. I wouldn't mind him being bi though :D

[Coyote]

I jam watching Freddie right now. A new Queen dvd. Live in Budapest from 86. Sounds great. I prefer the older stuff though.

"Queen Rock Montreal" is a personal favorite. The sound on that is up there with Led Zeppelins "How The West Was Won". (Yeah, Kristy, I know. Shut up.)



Who the fuck cares if Dave is gay ? I will say after all the rumors it wouldn't shock me. But at the same time like I said I couldn't give a fuck less.

Couldn't give a shit either. So he likes going to strip clubs and/or bondage joints, big deal...

[78/84 guy]

The Montreal dvd is awesome. More stripped down sound & rocking. Filmed very nice also.

[envy_me]

Monica is amazing!!

[lesfunk]

He did the Go Gos!

[WARF]

"Call me retro, I'm still hetero" - David Lee Roth

He ain't fucking gay.

Next Question!

[Nickdfresh]

I seriously doubt Dave is gay. Bi, maybe. But there are too many rumors. I recall something of a rumor that he had a threeway with two girls that were seniors at a neighboring high school during the 84' Tour. It's been years, so I don't recall the exact particulars.....

[WARF]

I seriously doubt Dave is gay. Bi, maybe. But there are too many rumors. I recall something of a rumor that he had a threeway with two girls that were seniors at a neighboring high school during the 84' Tour. It's been years, so I don't recall the exact particulars.....

Awesome. So now he is a bisexual who sleeps with under aged women.

You guys are all crazy!!

[envy_me]

Awesome. So now he is a bisexual who sleeps with under aged women....


...who slept with Madonna but turned down Monica Bellucci :D

[Nickdfresh]

Awesome. So now he is a bisexual who sleeps with under aged women.

You guys are all crazy!!

I said I dunno if he's bi. And I'm not even sure that ever happened, although I don't think they were underage actually...

[envy_me]

I said I dunno if he's bi. And I'm not even sure that ever happened, although I don't think they were underage actually...

If I had to bet my money on anything I'd bet that he's bi.

[WARF]

If Dave was bi something would
have surfaced by now... a jealous lover.... a photo... we have NOTHING!

[envy_me]

If Dave was bi something would
have surfaced by now... a jealous lover.... a photo... we have NOTHING!

But it doesn't matter... He is awesome no matter what :-)

[Monkeeman]

Tawny Kitaen doesn't count. Everyone's banged her. Well everyone who was in a hairmetal band in the mid to late 80s.

[Nickdfresh]

If Dave was bi something would
have surfaced by now... a jealous lover.... a photo... we have NOTHING!

We don't have much to go on, period. Other than maybe some groupie skanks that posted a sex-review of him...

I do believe the Apollonia thing though, perhaps she was his soul mate and he was crushed when she bowed to Prince's command to stop seeing him and has cynically foresworn off love or something like that...

[WARF]

But it doesn't matter... He is awesome no matter what :-)

I honestly care less I ain't homophobic. I am just simply stating there would be somebody with evidence against him if anything like this occurred over the past 35 years.

[WARF]

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[Nickdfresh]

I've never even heard that piece of shit. It's like dumb strippers formed an act. :)

[envy_me]

I've never even heard that piece of shit. It's like dumb strippers formed an act. :)

I have to agree, the song sucks and they really do look like strippers.

Both her and Madonna. Dave likes them vulgar :D

[WARF]

I've never even heard that piece of shit. It's like dumb strippers formed an act. :)

Apollonia 6 never had a top 40 hit.

That was SEX SHOOTER their biggest hit, it made it to #86 on the billboard hot 100.

[WARF]

I have to agree, the song sucks and they really do look like strippers.

Both her and Madonna. Dave likes them vulgar :D

I wonder if Dave banged Cody Lane!

[VHscraps]

We all know David Lee Roth must have banged over 2,000 women from all the tours and whatnot....

Here is a list of famous women that got 50 rides on the Roth Train....

Valerie Kendall
Stacy Yarbrough
Wendy O. Williams
Alycen Rouse
Ann Boleyn
Elle McPherson
Savannah
Tawny Kitaen
Apollonia
Kathy Simmons
Fleur Thiemeyer
Brooke Shields
Caron Bernstein

I remember reading back in the 80s that Dave was rumoured to have dated Princess Stephanie of Monaco - could be just that, though ... a RUMOUR:

http://www.iwanttobearoitfeld.com/storage/1_11_Carine_Roitfeld_Vogue_Paris_Princess_Stephani e_Monaco.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333472253 181

[envy_me]

I wonder if Dave banged Cody Lane!

Wouldn't suprise me... But she at least stands for what she does. These other two hide behind being "singers", but it's like... no way. Cody Lane is at least honest.

[VHscraps]

Apollonia 6 never had a top 40 hit.

That was SEX SHOOTER their biggest hit, it made it to #86 on the billboard hot 100.

As they were known in the UK music press at the time:

Apollonia 6 - Talent 0

[envy_me]

I remember reading back in the 80s that Dave was rumoured to have dated Princess Stephanie of Monaco - could be just that, though ... a RUMOUR:

http://www.iwanttobearoitfeld.com/storage/1_11_Carine_Roitfeld_Vogue_Paris_Princess_Stephani e_Monaco.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333472253 181

She's beautiful. Good for him if he did.

[Angel]

Actually, I read he married his cook in a private ceremony in 2010. Yes, his cook is a man...

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[Nickdfresh]

Actually, I read he married his cook in a private ceremony in 2010. Yes, his cook is a man...

Sent from my GS2, bitches

I find that very hard to believe, there's no way Dave has a cook!

[WARF]

Dave has a cock!

[DONNIEP]

I divorced my cook!! :gulp:

[Kristy]

Yeah, nothing sexier than a 50-something man with a receding hairline.

[ashstralia]

Come on Kristy, how about all those 'magicians' you work for, they'd have a hefty eyeliner bill. Jesus woman, your constant negativity is well beyond tiresome.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, nothing sexier than a 50-something man with a receding hairline.

Shit the hairline was gone years ago. There's only hair there because of lots of money being spent on the best hair restoration technology.

[Kristy]

Come on Kristy, how about all those 'magicians' you work for, they'd have a hefty eyeliner bill. Jesus woman, your constant negativity is well beyond tiresome.

Sorry, I'm just setting my goal in life.
http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_michael/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg

[envy_me]

Yeah, nothing sexier than a 50-something man with a receding hairline.

Who are you talking about?

[Kristy]

Who are you talking about?

Um, Paul Weller? Who else would I be talking about?

[envy_me]

I don't wanna belive you were talking about Dave. Just wanted to make sure before putting my boxing gloves on.

[Kristy]

Sorry, Roth lost his looks long ago -
http://www.blackchampagne.com/band-names/images/david-lee-roth1.jpg

Too much whiskery, pussy and cocaine will do that to a person

Back me up, Keith
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2010/1/26/1264518624063/Keith-Richards-of-the-Rol-001.jpg
backs Kristy up

[envy_me]

I think he still looks fantastic. I like older men cause they look more manly. Besides, due to his personality and charisma, Dave will be sexy no matter what he looks like.

[Kristy]

Please! That is not a product of normal aging of man in his late 50's. That free radical damage due to heavy drinking and drug use. That lifestyle takes its toll on anyone. I think many men do look sexy in their 50's -as long as they take care of themselves but Roth, even with his martial arts studies - is not one of them.

[envy_me]

The puctures from the latest tour show that he still looks fantastic. But maybe that is a matter of taste.

[Kristy]

No, it's a matter of fact. It's paying a price for a lifestyle. Speaking of Paul Weller, even he looks like death warmed up:
http://www.collapseboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Paul-Weller.jpg

Baseball mitt crow's eyes, jowls, some sort of liver spots bleck = all-in-all he looks like shit. These fucking rock stars, man.

Look at Pierce Brosnan - he's pushing 60 and I think he's sexier than hell!
http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/otrc/2010/photos/brosnan2.jpg

[hideyoursheep]

Yeah, nothing sexier than a 50-something man with a receding hairline.

....and a hefty bank account, right Kristy?

Seriously....what do you think of the 20-somethings with a receding hairline?

BTW..Brosnan has a receding hairline.

See the Eddie Munster "V" in the front with that dead squirrel-looking thing on top of his head? That's called a receding hairline.
:painkiller:

[envy_me]

I don't know anything about Paul or what he radiates. But from the picture, he probably didn't even look good when he was young and fresh. His facial features aren't the best. Although he is old he doesn't look very manly due to the shape if his face. His face is shaped like an egg and he has no marked chin line. Dave has that.

Pierce Brosnan also looked good when he was young. Just like Dave.

[Kristy]

I think as long as there is no comb over then I'm fine with bald men. Baldness in men is only pathetic when they try to cover it up.

[Kristy]

Weller looked all right when he was young
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9i6SNg-_5JE/Td0zXH9NhII/AAAAAAAAA2c/Znc6Daal1GA/s1600/paulweller.jpg
Probably in his pre-smoking days.

[envy_me]

Weller looked all right when he was young
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9i6SNg-_5JE/Td0zXH9NhII/AAAAAAAAA2c/Znc6Daal1GA/s1600/paulweller.jpg
Probably in his pre-smoking days.


Hahahaha, you think thats all right???
This just proves my point. He looks better now :D That was a disaster.

[Kristy]

..

See the Eddie Munster "V" in the front with that dead squirrel-looking thing on top of his head? That's called a receding hairline.
:painkiller:No, that is a widow's peak. Brosnan has a full head of hair.

[hideyoursheep]

I think as long as there is no comb over then I'm fine with bald men. Baldness in men is only pathetic when they try to cover it up.

But...bald men usually shave their heads because they can't cover up their receding hairlines.

MOST men with all their hair NEVER shave their heads completely bald.

[ashstralia]

Mmyeah, not magiciany enough. And his music was garbage.

Next!

[Kristy]

Hahahaha, you think thats all right???
This just proves my point. He looks better now :D That was a disaster.

What I'm saying is the radical damage of drinking, drug use and too much pussy. What I'm saying is Wellers face didn't always looks so ... so ... um, "weather beaten" that is not a part of normal aging. It could be genetic, too but in this case, I seriously doubt it.

[hideyoursheep]

No, that is a widow's peak. Brosnan has a full head of hair.

You say potato...

[Kristy]

MOST men with all their hair NEVER shave their heads completely bald.

So? I'm fine with that. I'm sure for a man baldness much be an extremely self-conscious thing but I have no problem with it again, as long as he doesn't cover it up by use of hats, comb overs, plugs of the like. Hey, when was the last time you ever saw the dome of The Edge of U2?

[Kristy]

Mmyeah, not magiciany enough. And his music was garbage.

Next!
Style Council sure was.

[envy_me]

What I'm saying is the radical damage of drinking, drug use and too much pussy. What I'm saying is Wellers face didn't always looks so ... so ... um, "weather beaten" that is not a part of normal aging. It could be genetic, too but in this case, I seriously doubt it.

If a guy is gonna look good after drugs and all that, he has to have a good foundation and something to work with. Paul went from looking like an ugly little girl to looking like an old woman.

[hideyoursheep]

Brosnan has a comb-over.:)

[Kristy]

....and a hefty bank account, right Kristy?

Oh, and that is BULLSHIT. I've dated men with lots of money and can tell you without a doubt that their bank accounts did not make them a more attractive person at all. If anything, it made them a complete dick. Yes, I like a guy who takes care of himself, doesn't live with his mother and has a job but wanting to be with one on solely what he owns is not a turn on in any way for me, not at all.

[Kristy]

If a guy is gonna look good after drugs and all that, he has to have a good foundation and something to work with. Paul went from looking like an ugly little girl to looking like an old woman.

Yeah, pretty much. Okay, it was a bad example.

[hideyoursheep]

..and I think your hair is too short.

You should stay away from lesbian barbers.:behindsofa:

[Kristy]

I spend way too much money on it. Cost me over $200 at the salon last week. I feel a song coming on...

[hideyoursheep]

Oh, and that is BULLSHIT. I've dated men with lots of money and can tell you without a......
:handjob::indifferent0020:

[Kristy]

:handjob::indifferent0020:

Blow me, dufus.

[envy_me]

Dave looks fantastic. And he has another advantage. As long as he stands next to this group of people, he'll look even better :D


9115

[hideyoursheep]

Blow me, dufus.

Spoken like a true gentleman!:first:

What was this thread about again?

[Kristy]

Dave looks fantastic. And he has another advantage. As long as he stands next to this group of people, he'll look even better :D


9115

How old is that photo?

[hideyoursheep]

Oh yeah...what kind of hair Kristy likes.

:popcorn:

[ashstralia]

And it's Swedish spice with a clear margin due to intelligence.. (Us older blokes rule):popcorn:

[envy_me]

How old is that photo?

Have no idea. I just googled Dave Roth and it came up. Can't be too old, Wolf is there.

[Kristy]

Oh yeah...what kind of hair Kristy likes.

:popcorn:

You're the one who went off on a hair tangent. Asshole.

[hideyoursheep]

[QUOTE=Kristy;1710644]I spend way too much money on it. Cost me over $200 at the salon last week. I feel a song coming on...

[hideyoursheep]

You're the one who went off on a hair tangent. Asshole.

You started in on the hair thing. And what's with the name-calling?











Twiggy.

[Kristy]

So I'm thin. Fuck you.

[hideyoursheep]

So I'm thin.

I wouldn't say "thin"...borderline Somalian, yes.



Fuck you.

"I'll take, "Things that will never happen in your lifetime" for $500, Alex."


:lol:

You're such a mega-pretentious cunt.

[ashstralia]

Doesn't the site look swishy now?

Thanks Sarge.

[Nitro Express]

Apollonia 6 never had a top 40 hit.

That was SEX SHOOTER their biggest hit, it made it to #86 on the billboard hot 100.

It was off the Purple Rain soundtrack. I can remember all those songs being played in clubs. Back when the girls had big hair with lots of hairspray in it. I can still smell the scent of perfume, cigarettes, booze, and hairspray. Those were the days.

[Nitro Express]

He did the Go Gos!

That one he admitted to doing in his book. The Go Gos were wild. There is some backstage video that has them jerking some guy off and Belinda Carlyle is drunk talking to the camera, going "Why can't girls cum like guys can?" LOL! I can imagine Dave back with that wild bunch fueled on coke.

[hideyoursheep]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming..

[envy_me]

Look at him. He is gorgeus!!! He and I would make a great couple :D He'd had to charm me first, of course :D Hahaa

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/007cop.jpg

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[motherchicken]

I see the Dave's gay thing still gets plenty mileage.

[Nitro Express]

Look at him. He is gorgeus!!! He and I would make a great couple :D He'd had to charm me first, of course :D Hahaa

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/007cop.jpg

9116

Either a person turns your crank or they don't. If you actually have to take time to think if they turn you on or not, then they aren't hot enough. It should just be instinctive.

[twonabomber]

It was off the Purple Rain soundtrack. I can remember all those songs being played in clubs. Back when the girls had big hair with lots of hairspray in it. I can still smell the scent of perfume, cigarettes, booze, and hairspray. Those were the days.

In the movie, not on the soundtrack. Appolonia 6 and the Time had their own records outside of the Purple Rain record. Obviously the Time sold better. There is a bootleg version of the soundtrack that includes the Time and A6 tracks, along with some of the instrumental stuff.

When we went to Prince's show that year there were tons of girls in high heels, lingerie, and capes running around...and this was in December. Just crazy. It was an amazing time to grow up. :D

[envy_me]

Either a person turns your crank or they don't. If you actually have to take time to think if they turn you on or not, then they aren't hot enough. It should just be instinctive.

It is instinctive. I just don't wanna come across as easy :D

And if he's a jerk, of course I wouln't be with him, no matter how attractive I think he is.

[Nitro Express]

In the movie, not on the soundtrack. Appolonia 6 and the Time had their own records outside of the Purple Rain record. Obviously the Time sold better. There is a bootleg version of the soundtrack that includes the Time and A6 tracks, along with some of the instrumental stuff.

When we went to Prince's show that year there were tons of girls in high heels, lingerie, and capes running around...and this was in December. Just crazy. It was an amazing time to grow up. :D

Oh the girls in those days were fabulous. The Time was a great band. My high school and collage years were in the 80's. It was a fun decade.

[Nitro Express]

It is instinctive. I just don't wanna come across as easy :D

And if he's a jerk, of course I wouln't be with him, no matter how attractive I think he is.

Sometimes you are attracted to things or people and you really don't know why.

[envy_me]

Sometimes you are attracted to things or people and you really don't know why.

Yeah, but I can control myself. Remember, don't throw your pearls before swine ;-)

[envy_me]

Please! That is not a product of normal aging of man in his late 50's. That free radical damage due to heavy drinking and drug use. That lifestyle takes its toll on anyone. I think many men do look sexy in their 50's -as long as they take care of themselves but Roth, even with his martial arts studies - is not one of them.


Wait a minute here.

You are actually saying that an average 59-year old looks better then Dave due to Daves drinking, drugs and pussy. You are saying that Dave looks worse then an average 59 year old?

How many 59 year olds in real life do you know that look nearly as good as Dave?

[vaijuju]

How old is that photo?

Probably Nov 2006 ! it's was for Rolling stone' mag ! more pics by the photographer Richard McLaren

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/11.jpg

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/12.jpg

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/13.jpg

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/14.jpg

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/15.jpg

http://www.richardmclarenphoto.com/new_music/16.jpg

[Angel]

How old is that photo?

Not as old as the one you posted. This is 2006, yours was 2001. Envy-1 Kristy-0

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[Nickdfresh]

So? I'm fine with that. I'm sure for a man baldness much be an extremely self-conscious thing but I have no problem with it again, as long as he doesn't cover it up by use of hats, comb overs, plugs of the like. Hey, when was the last time you ever saw the dome of The Edge of U2?

It's in one of the photo montages on the Achtung Baby! album...

[Kristy]

So 1991 then.

[WARF]

Edge recently went to a funeral and the hat had to come off!

http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars/bonofuneral11.jpg

[Angel]

From Roth fucking famous women to bald aging rock stars. Gotta love the Army :lmao:

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[SunisinuS]

Well, in a way I do care just beacuse it rules me out. But I still love him. I wouldn't mind him being bi though :D

Lol I thought you were packing.

:behindsofa:

[vaijuju]

She's beautiful. Good for him if he did.

I remember an interview (perhaps for french TV) video who dave said that he liked Princess Stephanie !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMTHOW6TMcQ&feature=related

at 1.56 !

[envy_me]

Lol I thought you were packing.

:behindsofa:


Packing?

[envy_me]

Look at him. He is gorgeus!!! He and I would make a great couple :D He'd had to charm me first, of course :D Hahaa

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l315/envy_me_castor/Natur/007cop.jpg

9116


GOD, he's spectactular!!!!!

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, but I can control myself. Remember, don't throw your pearls before swine ;-)

Just turn the pigs into sausage, ham, and bacon.

[envy_me]

Just turn the pigs into sausage, ham, and bacon.


You know that old saying "Why buy the pig when you can get sausage for free"?

[Nitro Express]

You know that old saying "Why buy the pig when you can get sausage for free"?

This guy isn't enjoying the free sausage.

[ashstralia]

We're still in main, ay?
This is for you, Kristy. Bag out this lovely Jewish princess. :)


http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=AEZbAbd_cJ0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAEZbAbd_cJ0

[Yount]

Blah blah blah blah. A thread most of us know zilch about.
I used to bang Katelyn McGrath on a chair in the moonlight. That absolutely happened.

[envy_me]

Blah blah blah blah. A thread most of us know zilch about.
I used to bang Katelyn McGrath on a chair in the moonlight. That absolutely happened.


Just put together a list of threads you approve of and we'll try to correct us after it :-)

[envy_me]

This guy isn't enjoying the free sausage.


Is it Deliverence? I read an article about a pregnant woman, who tried to earn some money for an abortion. So her boyfriend talked into doing a porno where they encouraged her to bark like a dog and squeel like a pig. And her boyfriend stole the money and took off.
Off topic, but the clip reminded me of that.

[Nickdfresh]

So 1991 then.

He only doesn't do publicity photos without a hat, he frequently doesn't wear a hat in regular life. I believe I read that in At The End Of The World (Bill Flanagan)...

[Yount]

Just put together a list of threads you approve of and we'll try to correct us after it :-)

We need a thread dedicated to you.
Yes! All for you, all about you!
You can use it to type whatever is on your mind!
That way, David Lee can get quick access to your thoughts for whenever he needs a little advice.

[envy_me]

We need a thread dedicated to you.
Yes! All for you, all about you!
You can use it to type whatever is on your mind!
That way, David Lee can get quick access to your thoughts for whenever he needs a little advice.

If you want to start a thread about me, then you are free to.
I didn't even start this thread. I NEVER complain about other threads.

If you actually took the time to read it, you'd notice that we moved on from the topic.

But let's censor after your opinion.

[envy_me]

God, there is nothing I hate more then this negative attitude. You aren't even in the conversation, come in just to say how stupid something us. Try to belittle us others that are participating.

Go and read something that suits you. Nobody is forcing you to be here.

[Yount]

35 posts. You type a lot...

[envy_me]

35 posts. You type a lot...


I don't wanna go into what you do a lot...

[Yount]

...of shit.

[habfan]

Is it Deliverence? I read an article about a pregnant woman, who tried to earn some money for an abortion. So her boyfriend talked into doing a porno where they encouraged her to bark like a dog and squeel like a pig. And her boyfriend stole the money and took off.
Off topic, but the clip reminded me of that.


how awful !!!

[envy_me]

how awful !!!

I know! I can try to find the article later tonight. God, what was the girls name. I'll try to remember.

Imagine being that kid that is born, knowing what your mother went through to abort you. Really tragic.

Edit: I remembered and found it :-) Here's the link http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2004-10-14/news/the-ride-to-perdition/

[LoungeMachine]

I don't wanna go into what you do a lot...

You change your profile pic a lot......

:gulp:

Why is that? Attention?

[envy_me]

You change your profile pic a lot......

:gulp:

Why is that? Attention?


Not very smart of you to give me some more then ;-)

[LoungeMachine]

That's what I thought....

:gulp:

Do the girls in the pics you use mind much?

[envy_me]

That's what I thought....

:gulp:

Do the girls in the pics you use mind much?


That is actually pretty flattering :D I look so fantastic that it must be fake, hahaha. Thank you :D

[Blaze]

That is actually pretty flattering :D I look so fantastic that it must be fake, hahaha. Thank you :D
He did not say they looked fake. He asked if the people photographed in the photos have given you authorization to use them.

[Yount]

Who is habfan?

Joined in 2005 and waits 7 years to post for the first time in response to this post:
Originally Posted by envy_me
Is it Deliverence? I read an article about a pregnant woman, who tried to earn some money for an abortion. So her boyfriend talked into doing a porno where they encouraged her to bark like a dog and squeel like a pig. And her boyfriend stole the money and took off.
Off topic, but the clip reminded me of that.

Give me a break!
7 years!
I think envy_me is an alias a certain other female uses as a way of manipulating the more gullible men on here.

[Angel]

I think envy_me is an alias a certain other female uses as a way of manipulating the more gullible men on here.

Not unless that other poster is in Sweden.

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[envy_me]

Not unless that other poster is in Sweden.

Sent from my GS2, bitches

Oh, they aren't THAT stupid (i hope). I do have users from here on my facebook, among my real friends and co-workers.

[Yount]

Facebook, well that's reassuring. You had me fooled for a second there.

[ZahZoo]

I think envy_me is an alias a certain other female uses as a way of manipulating the more gullible men on here.

Ms Chrissy..?

Nah, that was in a galaxy far, far away... a long time ago...

Yount are you campaigning for thread hijacker of the year or just miffed because you weren't listed as one of the skanks Dave's banged?

[envy_me]

Ms Chrissy..?

Nah, that was in a galaxy far, far away... a long time ago...

Yount are you campaigning for thread hijacker of the year or just miffed because you weren't listed as one of the skanks Dave's banged?


Bhahahahahahahaha :D

[WARF]

envy_me is 100% real, I am not going into detail about this to protect her privacy.

Next question!

[Nickdfresh]

Who is habfan?

Joined in 2005 and waits 7 years to post for the first time in response to this post:
Originally Posted by envy_me
Is it Deliverence? I read an article about a pregnant woman, who tried to earn some money for an abortion. So her boyfriend talked into doing a porno where they encouraged her to bark like a dog and squeel like a pig. And her boyfriend stole the money and took off.
Off topic, but the clip reminded me of that.

Give me a break!
7 years!
I think envy_me is an alias a certain other female uses as a way of manipulating the more gullible men on here.

Nah, I don't think so...

[DONNIEP]

envy_me is 100% real, I am not going into detail about this to protect her privacy.

Next question!

That's the fact Jack!

[WARF]

I can't deal with all this fighting....

First they legalize weed....

Then they took our twinkies away....

fuck me....

[envy_me]

envy_me is 100% real, I am not going into detail about this to protect her privacy.

Next question!


Lounge knows that. This is just clumsy way of hitting on me :D

Yount either has some paranoid disorder or is just plain stupid.

[WARF]

Lounge knows that. This is just clumsy way of hitting on me :D

Yount either has some paranoid disorder or is just plain stupid.

Lounge is old enough to be your daddy!

[twonabomber]

envy_me is 100% real, I am not going into detail about this to protect her privacy.

Next question!

Until you get drunk, and then you'll post the pics that she sent you...

Where did you say her birthmark was? :D

[Nitro Express]

I think envy_me is an alias a certain other female uses as a way of manipulating the more gullible men on here.

Manipulating means you control someone and make them do things for you. How in the hell do you do this here? The Roth Army is mostly just people bullshitting with each other. It's the internet. For all you know that cute chick could be a big, fat, hairy male serial killer.

[envy_me]

Lounge is old enough to be your daddy!

I think that might be what turns him on :D

Haha, naaaw, I am just screwing with Lounge :D

[Nitro Express]

Is it Deliverence? I read an article about a pregnant woman, who tried to earn some money for an abortion. So her boyfriend talked into doing a porno where they encouraged her to bark like a dog and squeel like a pig. And her boyfriend stole the money and took off.
Off topic, but the clip reminded me of that.

Yes. It's Deliverance and it's as disturbing and creepy as ever.

[Nitro Express]

I think that might be what turns him on :D

Haha, naaaw, I am just screwing with Lounge :D

Cyber screwing. Is that like tantric sex?

[envy_me]

Manipulating means you control someone and make them do things for you. How in the hell do you do this here? The Roth Army is mostly just people bullshitting with each other. It's the internet. For all you know that cute chick could be a big, fat, hairy male serial killer.

Yeah cause why create a cool and glamorous alias, when you can be a refugee from Yugoslavia :D

What people think, I'll never know...

[WARF]

Until you get drunk

I can spin two beer bottle and fit them in them in my pockets perfectly....

I am the Clint Eastwood of alcoholics....

[envy_me]

Back to Daves sexpartners :D

[WARF]

maybe me and envy are the same person....

[Nitro Express]

Yeah cause why create a cool and glamorous alias, when you can be a refugee from Yugoslavia :D

What people think, I'll never know...

Everyone goes for the cute blonde who knows famous people. Being a refugee from Yugoslavia that's an expert of shoes is an angle most people don't take. Everyone wants to be the blonde who ate next to Johnny Depp Friday night at Chatau Marmont. That's so predictable.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Didn't Envy sing the call me maybe song?


:doh:

[Nitro Express]

maybe me and envy are the same person....

What shape is your foot?

[WARF]

Envy is real people....

She isn't an attention whore...

You guys just give her a lot of attention...

[WARF]

What shape is your foot?

I don't know but it's red from hot water I spilled on it...

[Nitro Express]

Back to Daves sexpartners :D

Lose the dress. Keep the shoes.

[Nitro Express]

I don't know but it's red from hot water I spilled on it...

What part of Croatia is your dad from?

[Nitro Express]

Shit. For all I know I could be Envy. We wear the same kind of shoes.

[WARF]

What part of Croatia is your dad from?

kazakhstan

http://www.jpuopolo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/borat-mustache1.jpg

[WARF]

Shit. For all I know I could be Envy. We wear the same kind of shoes.

Post your picture!

[envy_me]

maybe me and envy are the same person....


That was actually what people said when I first came here. But then some Mod said that I wrote from Swe so that was dropped :-/

[WARF]

That was actually what people said when I first came here. But then some Mod said that I wrote from Swe so that was dropped :-/

Baby, you are supposed to say yes we are the same person... because we got married.... remember????!!!

[Nitro Express]

kazakhstan

http://www.jpuopolo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/borat-mustache1.jpg

LOL! I suggest your manager buy a globe.

[envy_me]

Baby, you are supposed to say yes we are the same person... because we got married.... remember????!!!

Sorry, they were right from the start then :D

[WARF]

ATTN: Roth Army

Ladies post your pics!!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?66888-Miss-Roth-Army-2012&p=1711457#post1711457

We will be selecting Miss Roth Army 2012....

[envy_me]

Now Donnie is going "Hmmm, when I sent the DVDs, the adress did say WARF" haha

[Angel]

That was actually what people said when I first came here. But then some Mod said that I wrote from Swe so that was dropped :-/

That was me...

Sent from my GS2, bitches

[envy_me]

That was me...

Sent from my GS2, bitches


Haha, that's right. You predicted something there :D

[WARF]

ebem ja vama svima mater!

[envy_me]

jebem ja vama svima mater!

Hahahaha :D Jebem.

Oh darling :D you can fertilize my eggs any time :D

[WARF]

yount, pedercino jedna!!!

[Nitro Express]

Hahahaha :D Jebem.

Oh darling :D you can fertilize my eggs any time :D

You weren't kidding when you said your sex life was a college biology experiment.

[envy_me]

yount, pedercino jedna!!!

Hahahahaha :D that was perfect! And gramaticly correct :D

[DONNIEP]

Now Donnie is going "Hmmm, when I sent the DVDs, the adress did say WARF" haha

Ha! Believe it or not I can get mail to you faster than England or Canada!! I must not be on Sweden's watch list yet...

[envy_me]

Ha! Believe it or not I can get mail to you faster than England or Canada!! I must not be on Sweden's watch list yet...

Hahahaha, I know it got here in no time. Took like 4 days or something :D

[Yount]

If she's real that's even funnier!!

She talks so much poot I find it hard to believe it's a real person, sometimes.

So does anyone here actually have any first hand DLR bang-time stories? Didn't think so. Would be nice if there were a few. I called a spade a spade.

envy_me, I think the 35+ posts in this thread show envy_me to be the thread hijacker of the year.

She needs those legs and self-photos up on show for a reason, you know. Cos I start reading her posts and half the time end up skipping it (for obvious reasons) and thinking about those legs wrapped around my waist instead.

[Dave's Bitch]

So does anyone here actually have any first hand DLR bang-time stories? Didn't think so.

Are there any famous women here?

[envy_me]

Are there any famous women here?

I don't think there is any point in trying to explain.

[ZahZoo]

Are there any famous women here?

Why yes, there are...

[SunisinuS]

I can't deal with all this fighting....

First they legalize weed....

Then they took our twinkies away....

fuck me....

Yea lol...the fucking Irony in that man.

But really, twinkies are for Mountain Dew drinkers....what I am going to miss are the Ding Dongs.

:nono:

[Angel]

Yea lol...the fucking Irony in that man.

But really, twinkies are for Mountain Dew drinkers....what I am going to miss are the Ding Dongs.

:nono:

Don't worry, Canada to the rescue:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/business/if-twinkies-disappear-in-u-s-could-canadian-company-cash-in-1.1044972

:D

[Zempi]

I agree. The 80's was definitely a great time to be teens/20's...


Oh the girls in those days were fabulous. The Time was a great band. My high school and collage years were in the 80's. It was a fun decade.

[Angel]

I agree. The 80's was definitely a great time to be teens/20's...

I was married with child in the 80's. The 70's though...pre-aids and free love. Nothing but sex, sex and more sex. :thumbup::p:D

[Nitro Express]

I was married with child in the 80's. The 70's though...pre-aids and free love. Nothing but sex, sex and more sex. :thumbup::p:D


Hairy 70's bush.

[robg8888]

I know this will start a shitstorm, but isn't there a rumor that he's gay? It doesn't matter to me...He's still one of the greatest Rock Frontmen Ever!! Heard V. Bertinelli on Stern recently and he asked her if she ever saw him with women. She answered kind of coy. Love him as the singer in the greatest rock band ever, but I think he may smoke pipe. Just sayin'.

Rock On DLR!!

I played in a band with a guy who was kind of fruity and odd like Dave, but was straight. If he was gay, the VH boys would have said so when they were slinging mud at each other. Sammy would have definitly said so in his book if it were true. I also remember Sammy talking about his manager, or band member walking in during the Sam and Dave tour and saying "what's up ladies", and Dave was about to throw down, and said "you calling me a faggot mother fucker? You're a fag!". Something like that.

[ELVIS]

Sammy has eluded to Dave being gay on at least one occasion I know of...

[vandeleur]

Really when ?

[DLR Bridge]

I read Sam's piece of shit book. He claims he called Dave a fag to his face backstage during the Sam and Dave tour. Also claims Dave fired the same word back at him. Impossible to believe things went the way Sammy puts it.

[vandeleur]

I ain't read sam's book but I imagine its a piece of shit and full of him inventing rock n roll and not much truth to be found in it .

[private parts]

I don't think there is any point in trying to explain.

I like what's between your legs in your profile picture..... Discuss among your selfs:bolt:

[DLR Bridge]

I ain't read sam's book but I imagine its a piece of shit and full of him inventing rock n roll and not much truth to be found in it .

It's totally full of that, but I enjoyed whipping through it over a couple of lunch breaks at a book store. It truly validated my disdain for the guy. He steps in bear traps with his lies. Such an ass.

[envy_me]

I like what's between your legs in your profile picture..... Discuss among your selfs:bolt:

The cat? Yeah?

[Nitro Express]

I think Private Parts is trying to say he would love to pet your pussy if you would remove that damn cat.

[WARF]

David Lee Roth has banged over 5,000 women!

I bet Sammy Hagar can count the number of chicks he has banged on one hand!

[chefcraig]

I bet Sammy Hagar can count the number of chicks he has banged on one hand!

That one hand more than likely counts as a date or two.

[Dave's Bitch]

I read Sam's piece of shit book. He claims he called Dave a fag to his face backstage during the Sam and Dave tour. Also claims Dave fired the same word back at him. Impossible to believe things went the way Sammy puts it.

I can believe Dave calling Sammy a fag but I don't believe Sammy would have the balls.Face to face is not his style.He is more of a talk shit behind your back kinda guy

[WARF]

I don't believe Sammy would have the balls.Face to face

I do.

[envy_me]

I think Private Parts is trying to say he would love to pet your pussy if you would remove that damn cat.



Oh, that? He has to talk to Warf, Donnie and Lounge first. They are my pimps :D

[WARF]

Oh, that? He has to talk to Warf, Donnie and Lounge first. They are my pimps :D

Those "LOVE LETTERS" lounge sent you were hysterical.... thanks for sharing! :-)

[envy_me]

Sorry, Warf is my husband. The other two are my pimps.
Yeah, he has a crush on me.

[WARF]

Sorry, Warf is my husband. The other two are my pimps.
Yeah, he has a crush on me.

I know he does the evidence is incriminating!

[DONNIEP]

Envy - I love you so much I'm gonna make you my bottom bitch!! No more Ho'n for you girl!! I'm takin' you off da streets baby! :)

[WARF]

Envy - I love you so much I'm gonna make you my bottom bitch!! No more Ho'n for you girl!! I'm takin' you off da streets baby! :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3DjPFG5wTRQ/TFrbW5h6mFI/AAAAAAAAS-0/buOPoXuyxQk/s1600/Pretty_Woman.jpg

:smiley-sniffer: :sex:

[envy_me]

Envy - I love you so much I'm gonna make you my bottom bitch!! No more Ho'n for you girl!! I'm takin' you off da streets baby! :)

Ooh, thanks baby. But the demand is so big :D

[Nitro Express]

Ooh, thanks baby. But the demand is so big :D

No wonder you can afford those expensive shoes.

[WARF]

Ooh, thanks baby. But the demand is so big :D

Don't be callin him baby! Just Give Pimp Donnie P half your earnings... and bring back Big Daddy WARF the rest!

SKEET! SKEET! Motherfucker!

[WARF]

Sesh has been watching this thread for an hour wondering, "How long is WARF gonna talk to himself (envy_me)!"

[envy_me]

Don't be callin him baby! Just Give Pimp Donnie P half your earnings... and bring back Big Daddy WARF the rest!

SKEET! SKEET! Motherfucker!

:lmao: you know he beats me if i don't call him baby :-(

[DONNIEP]

Don't be callin him baby! Just Give Pimp Donnie P half your earnings... and bring back Big Daddy WARF the rest!

SKEET! SKEET! Motherfucker!

Envy knows my real name is Black Dynamite!! Time to pull the train on this fine woman!!

[envy_me]

Your initials are B.D? :D

[WARF]

:lmao: you know he beats me if i don't call him baby :-(

hahahahaha!!! Love you baby :-)

[WARF]

Your initials are B.D? :D

Your initials are M.E. :D

[envy_me]

hahahahaha!!! Love you baby :-)

:D imagine donnie as a whore-beater :D

[DONNIEP]

I call the caboose!!

[WARF]

I don't know has Donnie ever beat you? :-/

[envy_me]

Only when I refuse customers certain favours. But then I've deserved it, so that's okey :-)

[WARF]

Only when I refuse customers certain favours. But then I've deserved it, so that's okey :-)

It's never okey to refuse a customer. :D

[DONNIEP]

Only when I refuse customers certain favours. But then I've deserved it, so that's okey :-)

Those days are over baby! Now you only answer to WARF and me! :)

[WARF]

hahahahahahaha. Do you want a threesome? :-)

[envy_me]

This trio de-topics every thread :D

[WARF]

What is the topic? :D

[envy_me]

hahahahahahaha. Do you want a threesome? :-)

I do have three holes, so.... If you get what I'm saying ;-)

Haha, i hope the other people get the jokes :D

[Nickdfresh]

I played in a band with a guy who was kind of fruity and odd like Dave, but was straight. If he was gay, the VH boys would have said so when they were slinging mud at each other. Sammy would have definitly said so in his book if it were true. I also remember Sammy talking about his manager, or band member walking in during the Sam and Dave tour and saying "what's up ladies", and Dave was about to throw down, and said "you calling me a faggot mother fucker? You're a fag!". Something like that.

You make some decent points for once. But Dave comes across as odd, but not fruity to me, he actually seems to be much more of a macho dick at times than a swishy gay dude. Not to say that a lot of gay guys aren't macho dicks, but Dave is far from vaguely effeminate like say the great Freddy Mercury was.

For what it's worth, Howard Stern once dished about how Dave was "picking fights" and wanted to literally throw down behind the scenes at the CBS Radio studios during his show as things were going south...

[DONNIEP]

I do have three holes, so.... If you get what I'm saying ;-)

But only two men!! Don't go cheating already!!

[WARF]

I do have three holes, so.... If you get what I'm saying ;-)

Haha, i hope the other people get the jokes :D

Haha, there are nine holes in the human body... I want to bang at least 7 or 8 of yours :-)

[envy_me]

But only two men!! Don't go cheating already!!

I am just saying that there's room for more :D

[Nickdfresh]

I read Sam's piece of shit book. He claims he called Dave a fag to his face backstage during the Sam and Dave tour. Also claims Dave fired the same word back at him. Impossible to believe things went the way Sammy puts it.

When guys call each other "fags," it often has little to do with saying someone is actually gay and more to tweaking their manhood and ego. It actually seems rather plausible to me. But then Dave could have said he'd fuck Sam's hot trophy wife, because there's no way she only fucks that fat, drunken clown...

[envy_me]

Haha, there are nine holes in the human body... I want to bang at least 7 or 8 of yours :-)

Oh, god, not the nose :D

[WARF]

Donnie, she won't fuck us we are not married :D

[Nickdfresh]

Oh, god, not the nose :D

WARF's penis should fit... :)

[DONNIEP]

Your initials are B.D? :D

I just now got this :)

[WARF]

WARF's penis should fit... :)

I don't know if that's a joke on how small my dick is, or how big Envy_me's nostrils are.... :lol:

[envy_me]

I just now got this :)

Hahaha, better late then never :D I was almost thinking you did that on purpose, but i guess not :D

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You guys want to at least keep this Roth-related, or should I just dump this thread now?

Up to you....

[DONNIEP]

Donnie, she won't fuck us we are not married :D

Nah man, she said she would as long as we take turns choking her :)

[WARF]

Has David Lee Roth ever hogged it?

[envy_me]

Sam says he called Dave a fag? I haven't read Sams book, but if I do, it will only be because it could be relevant to a Dave fan.