Rainbow Documentary

[Va Beach VH Fan]

One of the most underrated bands in rock history, IMO.....

[ELVIS]

That's like Spinal Tap when Blackmore's articulating the significance of the rainbow...:biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

One of the most underrated bands in rock history, IMO.....



Because they were always in the Dark...

[big fatty]

They supposedly considered a reunion in the mid to late 90's, but then Cozy Powell passed away. It's too bad Blackmore isn't into hard rock anymore.

www.rainbowbootlegs.com

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Awesome...

[binnie]

I can count the number of hard rock albums better than 'Rainbow Rising' on one hand.

'Long Live Rock 'n' Roll' is fucking awesome too - so much POWER matched with control.

They'd certainly be on my dream bands to see live and alongside Thin Lizzy and Cheap Trick I think they're vastly underrated in terms of their influence on music.....

[78/84 guy]

Good band. To many singers though. Sounds like another band I know.

[bueno bob]

I asked Ronnie about a reunion w/ Rainbow in 1996, and he told me that "Way too much time has passed, and it's just kinda done at this point. Won't ever happen."

Too bad, I always thought Rainbow had one good album left in them, somewhere. Would have been nice if Ritchie could have seen that, I always thought Ronnie must have suspected it.

[philouze]

We miss RJD. I'm not too much of a Rainbow fan, but I easily admit that Rising is a great record. Tarot Woman, my friends.. Tarot Woman !! That riff !!! I like the album with Graham Bonnet as well (Down To Earth, if I remember correctly). I didn't listen to the albums with Turner, so I won't say anything.
And yeah, Cozy Powell was one badass drummer.

[Kristy]

One of the most underrated bands in rock history, IMO.....

Could that be due to the fact they were shit? Rainbow was nothing more than Blackmore's failed attempt to go corporate so he could sneer in the face of his former Purple members who kicked his sorry ass out of the band due to heavy cocaine use. Crap songs, crappy riffs. Crap.

[philouze]

Wait.. Blackmore is Page ?? ;)

[Kristy]

No Blackmore was original.

But boring.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Kristy, i can cut you some slack with most of your rants but on this one you are out in left field. You are making yourself look bad here.

[Kristy]

Oh please, Blackbore was boring. His whole 80's syth rock commercialism attempt was an embarrassment and he knew it. No wonder he turned his back on the biz dressing up these days as a wannabe member of Jethro Tull.

Pathetic.

[Kristy]

I heard this:
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/c9be747428633bf9618607d292942e70/3269956.jpg

It's as awful as the cover. But then again, seeing that many of you are still living in 1982, enjoy your corporate pseudo-metal rock.

[philouze]

I'm 4 years old, I'm French, I'm gay and I'm a failed musician. Somebody please want me !!

[Kristy]

French and gay?

What are the odds?

[sonrisa salvaje]

You present Bent Out of Shape, thier last album with Joe Lynn Turner, as the example of why they sucked for their entire run? For my case, i would present all of the Dio albums with Rainbow. How anyone could listen to the song Stargazer and not be amazed at its brilliance is beyond me.
As for still living in 1982, hey it's still a very cool place to be. It is a lot better than 2012 both musically and economically. Yes, i think i will stay there.

[chefcraig]

His whole 80's syth rock commercialism attempt was an embarrassment and he knew it. No wonder he turned his back on the biz dressing up these days as a wannabe member of Jethro Tull.

Pathetic.




But then again, seeing that many of you are still living in 1982, enjoy your corporate pseudo-metal rock.

To an awful extent, I'd have to agree. The Ronnie James Dio years produced some damned inspired music, yet sometime later the train definitely left the tracks (I'm looking at you Joe Lynn Turner, you insufferably pompous windbag). Sure, you'd get one or two moments of instrumental glory per album, but if you can't bat your weight in Major League Baseball, you normally deserve to be sent down to the minor leagues or simply be given your outright release. And towards the very end, things just got embarrassing, for lack of a better word.

[binnie]

Could that be due to the fact they were shit? Rainbow was nothing more than Blackmore's failed attempt to go corporate so he could sneer in the face of his former Purple members who kicked his sorry ass out of the band due to heavy cocaine use. Crap songs, crappy riffs. Crap.

If you mean '80s Rainbow, I could see your point.

But the '70s stuff with Dio? 'Commerical?' - not the word that comes to mind for prog rock epics - 'boring?' - I'd say 'innovative': most progressive heavy music since has it's origins in Rainbow's 'Rising' (far more than Led Zeppelin, which should make you smile).

[Kristy]

...and that is why you like mediocrity.

81 was a better year.

[Kristy]

If you mean '80s Rainbow, I could see your point.

But the '70s stuff with Dio? 'Commerical?' - not the word that comes to mind for prog rock epics - 'boring?' - I'd say 'innovative': most progressive heavy music since has it's origins in Rainbow's 'Rising' (far more than Led Zeppelin, which should make you smile).

What did Dio do that was so wonderful? 'Man On The Silver Mountain'? That was more Dio than Blackbore. Blackbore was a coke head bug-eyed douchebag whose best riffs were far behind him.

[chefcraig]

What did Dio do that was so wonderful?

Just about everything he ever sang on. RIP.

[sonrisa salvaje]

81 was a better year but 82 wasn't bad either. Kristy, you should come back there with me. I could pick you up, we could go see a Duran, Leonard or Hearns fight. Maybe we could go see Van Halen in their prime. I would bring some wine coolers for you and i'll have Budweiser. We can cap the night off by sparking one up in the backseat of my car and listening to some early Rainbow. How bout it?

[Kristy]

To an awful extent, I'd have to agree. The Ronnie James Dio years produced some damned inspired music, yet sometime later the train definitely left the tracks (I'm looking at you Joe Lynn Turner, you insufferably pompous windbag). Sure, you'd get one or two moments of instrumental glory per album, but if you can't bat your weight in Major League Baseball, you normally deserve to be sent down to the minor leagues or simply be given your outright release. And towards the very end, things just got embarrassing, for lack of a better word.

Finally some god damn sense. Problem with metal/hard rock bands of the early 80's was the incorporation of the synth whuch made them no different from the Duran Duran, Flock Of Seagulls bands they so detested. The only diffy was a distorted guitar higher in the mix and slight better musicianship. It was the time of MTV selling out and singing themselves to major corporate labels that exploited them. It was a horrible sound pompous and bombastic combined with cliche lyrics that would make LoungeMachine blush. Even Eddie did this although more tounge in cheek but still it was so prevalent that it destroyed metal and metal never quite recovered. Blackbore should have his fat ass kicked.

[philouze]

French and gay?

What are the odds?

Don't ask me, that's beyond me..

As far as 1982, some cool stuff came out. Let me refresh some short memories here:

Prince - 1999
Frank Zappa - Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
Joe Jackson - Night & Day
Kate Bush - The Dreaming
Donald Fagen - The Nightfly

And I'm sure I'm forgetting some more.

[binnie]

What did Dio do that was so wonderful? 'Man On The Silver Mountain'? That was more Dio than Blackbore. Blackbore was a coke head bug-eyed douchebag whose best riffs were far behind him.

Dio sang on three classic albums by three different bands:

Rainbow 'Rising'
Black Sabbath 'Heaven & Hell'
Dio 'Holy Diver'.

Who else has done that? Now, you'll probably tell me that those records are 'shit'. You are entitled to your opinion - the opinion of rock/metal fans, journalists and muscians broadly sees them as classics, however. Does this mean you are wrong? No, it means that your opinion is way off the pulse of what most people think.

The idea the Blackmore was past his best in the mid-70s is laughable. Next you'll be telling us that Cozy Powell couldn't play drums.......

But, like I say, you are entitled to your opinion. Personally, I think you're confusing the '80s Rainbow with the '70s Rainbow.....

[Kristy]

Holy Diver was shit. I have not heard the other two.

[philouze]

Holy Diver was shit. I have not heard the other two.

Another risky statement !!!

[Kristy]

Prince - 1999

His best


Frank Zappa - Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch

His worst


Joe Jackson - Night & Day

One of his best


Kate Bush - The Dreaming

One of her worst


Donald Fagen - The Nightfly

Ghey

[sonrisa salvaje]

Yeah, i think Dio was removed because Blackmore didn't think they were commercial enough. Blackmore was after some top 40 exposure in America...hence we later got Stone Cold and Street of Dreams. Blackmore got exactly what he wanted done on those records which was try and cross into the mainstream. It wasn't because he didn't know what he was doing or was past his prime. If that were the case, Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers wouldn't have been as killer as it was.

[FORD]

Holy Diver was shit. I have not heard the other two.

You never heard "Heaven and Hell"??

What were you listening to in 1980? Disco?? Leif Garrett??

[philouze]

In 1982 Too Fast For Love came out...

[chefcraig]

Don't ask me, that's beyond me..

As far as 1982, some cool stuff came out. Let me refresh some short memories here:



And I'm sure I'm forgetting some more.

How's about this little life changing boxed set?

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt262/royallaser/FrankZappaReturnoftheSonofShutUpNPl.jpg

[Kristy]

You never heard "Heaven and Hell"??

What were you listening to in 1980? Disco?? Leif Garrett??

Bay City Rollers
http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/2B/5759CEB84ABCF02B96C599BA06D.jpg

They were so dreamy. Other than that, I wasn't born yet.

[sonrisa salvaje]

You never heard "Heaven and Hell"??

What were you listening to in 1980? Disco?? Leif Garrett??

Oxxo - Wirley Girl

[Kristy]

Yeah, i think Dio was removed because Blackmore didn't think they were commercial enough. Blackmore was after some top 40 exposure in America...hence we later got Stone Cold and Street of Dreams. Blackmore got exactly what he wanted done on those records which was try and cross into the mainstream. It wasn't because he didn't know what he was doing or was past his prime. If that were the case, Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers wouldn't have been as killer as it was.

So...let's go kick his ass.

[philouze]

How's about this little life changing boxed set?

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt262/royallaser/FrankZappaReturnoftheSonofShutUpNPl.jpg

Didn't it come out in '81 ? I can't remember exactly. What I rememeber, though, is that SUNPYG is indeed Life Changing. As well as a majority of FZ albums.

Oh, and didn't the Gay City Rollers sing Shang-a-lang, or something ?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Holy Diver was shit. I have not heard the other two.

If you haven't heard Rainbow Rising you can't really have a qualified opinion on this topic. You have to know the subject matter don't you?

[philouze]

If you haven't heard Rainbow Rising you can't really have a qualified opinion on this topic. You have to know the subject matter don't you?

I didn't notice that, Sonrisa.. Good point !!!!

[Kristy]

Zappa was an overrated fool. Pretentiousness personified. The only records he ever did that were worth a shit were:

Apostrophe
Overnight Sensation
Roxy And Elsewhere
Hot Rats
That live one he did with Captain Beefheart
Zappa In New York

[Kristy]

If you haven't heard Rainbow Rising you can't really have a qualified opinion on this topic. You have to know the subject matter don't you?

'Man On The Silver Mountain', right?

[philouze]

Zappa was an overrated fool. Pretentiousness personified. The only records he ever did that were worth a shit were:

Apostrophe
Overnight Sensation
Roxy And Elsewhere
Hot Rats
That live one he did with Captain Beefheart
Zappa In New York

JUST SAY YOU DON'T LIKE HIS PERSONALITY.
And the one he did with Van Vliet was Bongo Fury.

[philouze]

'Man On The Silver Mountain', right?

On the first album. NOT Rising.

[FORD]

Oxxo - Wirley Girl

Good lord!

I thought I had purged all memory of that horrid piece of shit from my brain.

There were few songs in the 80's that I truly despised. Many that I thought were cheesy or lame or would otherwise not choose to listen to voluntarily, but few that I really hated.

That one probably would take up the top 5 slots on that chart :puke:

[Kristy]

And the one he did with Van Vliet was Bongo Fury.

Yeah. That was a good one.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Come on girl. That is one song....off of their debut record.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Good lord!

I thought I had purged all memory of that horrid piece of shit from my brain.

There were few songs in the 80's that I truly despised. Many that I thought were cheesy or lame or would otherwise not choose to listen to voluntarily, but few that I really hated.

That one probably would take up the top 5 slots on that chart :puke:

Hahahahaha. Great response. It was a most vile song.

[Kristy]

One song is all I need from Blackbore.

Good tune nonetheless.

[envy_me]

What are you saying??? Zappa was a genious!

[philouze]

What are you saying??? Zappa was a genious!

That's my girl !!
These people don't know what good music is... Heh heh..

[Kristy]

Zappa was too in love with himself.

[philouze]

And he has been in me

[FORD]

'Man On The Silver Mountain', right?

Hey, Van HALEN liked the song well enough to play it in their club gigs.

And yes, Dave forgot the fucking words....... :biggrin:

[envy_me]

Zappa was too in love with himself.

There are people who should be proud of themselves :-)

[chefcraig]

Didn't it come out in '81 ? I can't remember exactly. What I rememeber, though, is that SUNPYG is indeed Life Changing. As well as a majority of FZ albums.



Initially, the three records came out in 1981, yet the boxed set (with a couple of extra tracks) didn't come out until 1982. And I still laugh my ass off every time I put on Variation On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression.

[philouze]

They should have played Tarot Woman too. I think Dave would've sounded great on that one. Unforunately, it's been released in '76, back when VH didn't do covers anymore. Or a very few.

[envy_me]

That's my girl !!
These people don't know what good music is... Heh heh..

Really. It's just us two. And gbranton, he likes E. too :-)

[chefcraig]

And he has been in me


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxYM_QcO2dA

[philouze]

Initially, the three records came out in 1981, yet the boxed set (with a couple of extra tracks) didn't come out until 1982. And I still laugh my ass off every time I put on Variation On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression.

Excellent stuff...

You're 100% right, Envy !!

[philouze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxYM_QcO2dA

Listen to "Is This Guy Kidding Or What?" on You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore (vol.6, if my memory serves me right)

[Kristy]

There are people who should be proud of themselves :-)

Thank you. I am.

[philouze]

Is that surprising to say that I was expecting your answer, Kristy ??

[Kristy]

You can always expect the truth.

[philouze]

Envy, this one's for you.. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njwasr1OOuc

[FORD]

They should have played Tarot Woman too. I think Dave would've sounded great on that one. Unforunately, it's been released in '76, back when VH didn't do covers anymore. Or a very few.

...which was really sad news for Kristy, since they also covered her favorite band....

[philouze]

I remember they played Trampled Underfoot too... Great song, great album.

[Kristy]

Eddie was confused and needed the money. Oh wait, that's Lounge's mother.

[envy_me]

Thank you. I am.

Maybe you are a good person, I don't know. But you have to stop with the hate and try to be more humble. You do have balls. Sometimes you have some points. For example you hate EVERYBODY, so sometimes when I find someone I don't like, I can think "Kristy probably hates him too, she has a point there".

And yeah, you know very well that I was talking about Zappa.

[philouze]

Hate is useless. This post is too.

[envy_me]

Hate is useless. This post is too.

:lmao:

[Kristy]

Maybe you are a good person, I don't know. But you have to stop with the hate and try to be more humble. You do have balls. Sometimes you have some points. For example you hate EVERYBODY, so sometimes when I find someone I don't like, I can think "Kristy probably hates him too, she has a point there".

Ghey.

[philouze]

Ghey.

Oversaid.

[envy_me]

Ghey.



Thank you. I am.


.....

[philouze]

.....

Ignorance is the best remedy against stupidity. Well said.

[envy_me]

That's what you get for trying to give someone a way out.

[envy_me]

Eddie was confused and needed the money. Oh wait, that's Lounge's mother.

Damn, you really hate him. Some healthy insult is good for you.

[philouze]

Damn, you really hate him. Some healthy insult is good for you.

Like semen's good for the skin.. Neat comparison, I know.

[envy_me]

Like semen's good for the skin.. Neat comparison, I know.

But semen isn't good for skin. At least not face. It always gives rash.

[philouze]

Kristy's a rash...

[binnie]

Nothing wrong with Kristy, she's just very forceful in her opinions.

I sense that she likes watching us all take the bait........

[Kristy]

Damn, you really hate him. Some healthy insult is good for you.

Naw, he's a future stroke victim.

[envy_me]

Naw, he's a future stroke victim.

Aren't we all?

[sonrisa salvaje]

she's just very forceful in her opinions.



Funny, i don't get that from her posts.

[Kristy]

Or you can be a total douche like LardMachine and take everything I say as being real, truthful and serious.

[envy_me]

Or you can be a total douche like LardMachine and take everything I say as being real, truthful and serious.

So you were trolling this whole time? He was right, in other words...

[LoungeMachine]

Or you can be a total douche like LardMachine and take everything I say as being real, truthful and serious.

The only thing I take form you as truthful, as that you are indeed a hooker.

:gulp:

The rest from you is just entertaining. Your hate of anything and everything except yourself is funny.

[LoungeMachine]

So you were trolling this whole time? He was right, in other words...

In those exact words....

:gulp:

Ever notice every thread "she" starts is about what she deems cool, or what she thinks sucks?

And anyyone with another opinion is "ghey"

Btw, there is nothing more "ghey" than the constant use of the term "ghey"

Just more projection from our resident Hooker.

[envy_me]

In those exact words....

:gulp:

Ever notice every thread "she" starts is about what she deems cool, or what she thinks sucks?

And anyyone with another opinion is "ghey"

Btw, there is nothing more "ghey" than the constant use of the term "ghey"

Just more projection from our resident Hooker.


Call me naive, but I did believe her :(

[Kristy]

In those exact words....

:gulp:

Ever notice every thread "she" starts is about what she deems cool, or what she thinks sucks?

And anyyone with another opinion is "ghey"

Btw, there is nothing more "ghey" than the constant use of the term "ghey"

Just more projection from our resident Hooker.

Why is "hooker" capitalized? By the way LardBoy, it won't be ghey when you have your stroke. That'll be downright entertaining - and I'll love it.

[Kristy]

So you were trolling this whole time? He was right, in other words...

You are really starting to become one annoying little gadfly.

[envy_me]

You are really starting to become one annoying little gadfly.

Talk about projecting...

[Zing!]

What are you saying??? Zappa was a genious!

Joe's Garage!

[lesfunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJR6eIo1aXk

[LoungeMachine]

Why is "hooker" capitalized? By the way LardBoy, it won't be ghey when you have your stroke. That'll be downright entertaining - and I'll love it.

That's just one of the many, many differences between us, I don't wish ill on other people, whether I disagree with them or not. We've lost some really good people on these boards over the years. Cancer, accidents, surgery gone wrong.

As much as you'd like to think I would, I don't wish one of your tricks kills you and takes his money back.

:gulp:

I also hope they don't catch anything from you. Another reason why your profession should be regulated and you should be tested regularly.

[envy_me]

Btw, Kristy, those boots suck! They look like cheap, plastic socks. YOU'RE the sockfucker.

[envy_me]

That's just one of the many, many differences between us, I don't wish ill on other people, whether I disagree with them or not. We've lost some really good people on these boards over the years. Cancer, accidents, surgery gone wrong.

As much as you'd like to think I would, I don't wish one of your tricks kills you and takes his money back.

:gulp:

I also hope they don't catch anything from you. Another reason why your profession should be regulated and you should be tested regularly.


Exactly!
And Kristy, always make sure that the customer wears a condom. Sex between two men is most contagious.

[FORD]

Huh... wait... Kristy's a sockfucker alias??

Nah, that can't be. She has more than a third grade command of English.

[envy_me]

Huh... wait... Kristy's a sockfucker alias??

Nah, that can't be. She has more than a third grade command of English.

No, not alias. She actually fucks that pointy, ugly sock-boot.

[envy_me]

This is boring, I'm off to the Nobel party...

[ThrillsNSpills]

oh yeah

[Kristy]

That's just one of the many, many differences between us, I don't wish ill on other people, whether I disagree with them or not..

No, you're a whiny little FAT douche who belittles others who don't think they way you do. Go on, lay some more of your freshly Googled psychology upon me. Tell me just how important you really are.

[Kristy]

Btw, Kristy, those boots suck! They look like cheap, plastic socks. YOU'RE the sockfucker.

So says the poor trailer park queen.

[LoungeMachine]

No, you're a whiny little FAT douche who belittles others who don't think they way you do. Go on, lay some more of your freshly Googled psychology upon me. Tell me just how important you really are.

:lmao:

Again with the projection?

I get the fact your whole market niche is belittling your johns in exchange for cash, why you feel the need to constantly do it here is a mystery. Not enough satisfaction in your day job?

:gulp:

[envy_me]

So says the poor trailer park queen.

Eeeeh?? Hahahaha :D

[Kristy]

:lmao:

Again with the projection?

I get the fact your whole market niche is belittling your johns in exchange for cash, why you feel the need to constantly do it here is a mystery. Not enough satisfaction in your day job?

:gulp:

Oh that's right, I"m "projecting" again. How thoughtless of me.

[Kristy]

Eeeeh?? Hahahaha :D

Sorry, meant trailer trash queen.

[envy_me]

Sorry, meant trailer trash queen.

Please, you didn't even have the taste to google a better pair of boots. That says it all.

Those pointy ones ALWAYS remind me of Aladdin

http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/15907

[Kristy]

Please, you didn't even have the taste to google a better pair of boots. That says it all.

Those pointy ones ALWAYS remind me of Aladdin



http://www.mooncostumes.com/image/15907

And you're post remind me of someone who never made it past the 10th grade. Do shut up and go back to stealing your neighbors cable.

[envy_me]

And you're post remind me of someone who never made it past the 10th grade. Do shut up and go back to stealing your neighbors cable.

"You're"?

[ThrillsNSpills]

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[Kristy]

Oh damn, was I "projecting" again?

[envy_me]

Yeah, you were. You were accusing me of being uneducated, and at the same time you aren't able to spell in your mother tongue.

[Kristy]

You were? Proper: you are. Sorry, trailer trash. I only meant offense.

[envy_me]

You were? Proper: you are. Sorry, trailer trash. I only meant offense.


Oh damn, was I "projecting" again?



Was I projecting? Yes, you were! Idiot!

[Kristy]

Was I projecting? Yes, you were! Idiot!

Um, okay.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8GKqCRGetrQG6J6Rjlitb5bwevs3Iq sSAIU2TNhGtHUppMRfU29OEOL2_1g

[LoungeMachine]

And you're post remind me of someone who never made it past the 10th grade. Do shut up and go back to stealing your neighbors cable.

Oh, the irony....

:gulp:

You mentioned most of your johns/clients are married. Do you go by the number of wedding bands you see in a night, or do they actually give you old "my wife just doesn't understand me" line?

I've never in my life been to a hooker, so you're the first I've had a conversation with. This is fascinating.

[Kristy]

Oh, the irony....

:gulp:

You mentioned most of your johns/clients are married. Do you go by the number of wedding bands you see in a night, or do they actually give you old "my wife just doesn't understand me" line?

I've never in my life been to a hooker, so you're the first I've had a conversation with. This is fascinating.

Christ, you really are one gullible FAT fuck. I may have a bridge or two to sell you a bit later on so stay tuned FAT boy, okay?

[envy_me]

Um, okay.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8GKqCRGetrQG6J6Rjlitb5bwevs3Iq sSAIU2TNhGtHUppMRfU29OEOL2_1g

Oh, did something finally shut that black hole that you call a mouth? Other then a dick or two, that is.

I am allowed to fail in english. It's not my first language. Or my second.

[philouze]

oh, did something finally shut that black hole that you call a mouth? Other then a dick or two, that is.

Owned

[LoungeMachine]

Christ, you really are one gullible FAT fuck. I may have a bridge or two to sell you a bit later on so stay tuned FAT boy, okay?

Ahh, now comes the backpedal...

:gulp:

Your boast of making money off married bankers by performing BDSM was all just a troll now, right?

But of course your weekend job stringing guitars is all true.....because you were "bored"

:lmao:

Love the trolls here.

[Kristy]

Oh, did something finally shut that black hole that you call a mouth? Other then a dick or two, that is.

I am allowed to fail in english. It's not my first language. Or my second.

English should be capitalized for one and two, let me guess, the only English you truly know is "yes doctor, the state is paying for my 9th abortion."

[Kristy]

Ahh, now comes the backpedal...

No, you're just gullible.














And of course, FAT.

[LoungeMachine]

No, you're just gullible.









And you're a hooker.

:gulp:

Was daddy a failed musician?

[philouze]

I'm 4 years old (I still live in 1982, remember?), I'm gay, I'm French, I'm a failed musician and I'm fat. Would you fuck me?

[Kristy]

And you're a hooker.

:gulp:

Was daddy a failed musician?

No. Nor did have to lower himself to writing bland cliches with the knowledge of knowing only 2 notes while doing so.

[Kristy]

I'm 4 years old (I still live in 1982, remember?), I'm gay, I'm French, I'm a failed musician and I'm fat. Would you fuck me?

No. It's because you are French.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm 4 years old (I still live in 1982, remember?), I'm gay, I'm French, I'm a failed musician and I'm fat. Would you fuck me?

Do you have cash?

:gulp:

Krusty doesn't take Am Ex, I don't think.....

[Kristy]

Do you have cash?

:gulp:

Krusty doesn't take Am Ex, I don't think.....

Appears neither did your bass instructor.

[philouze]

No. It's because you are French.

I knew that would get me nowhere...

[philouze]

Do you have cash?

:gulp:

Krusty doesn't take Am Ex, I don't think.....

Does Kristy take morphine? I think I can try then..

[envy_me]

Does Kristy take morphine? I think I can try then..

YOU would need morphine...

[LoungeMachine]

Appears neither did your bass instructor.

:lmao:

I've had a blast playing in many great bands, and many great gigs over the years. Opening for big names you hate.

By all means show and tell us what you've accomplished.

:gulp:

Not the hooking, obviously. I don't want to see your 2 bankers, 1 cup video you did....

[LoungeMachine]

Does Kristy take morphine? I think I can try then..

Box wine and barbituates, more likely...

Probably xanax as well....

:gulp:

Most hookers are addicts, I've read.

[Kristy]

:lmao:

I've had a blast playing in many great bands, and many great gigs over the years. Opening for big names you hate.

Wow. You opened for Zeppelin? Golly.

[LoungeMachine]

Wow. You opened for Zeppelin? Golly.

Cute, no.

Did see them in '77 though.

:gulp:

Hating LZ is the ONE thing you and I can agree on.

[envy_me]

English should be capitalized for one...

That's the only error you could find?

[Kristy]

Cute, no.

You opened for Cute, no?

They must be big if you opened for them.

[Kristy]

YOU would need morphine...

Where in your case all one would need is a paper bag and a active imagination.

[LoungeMachine]

You opened for Cute, no?

They must be big if you opened for them.

We could start a thread on all of the married bankers you've opened for....

:gulp:

[philouze]

You opened for Cute, no?

They must be big if you opened for them.

WOW, Billy Sheehan !!!!

[Kristy]

We could start a thread on all of the married bankers you've opened for....

:gulp:

Golly! Let's.

[LoungeMachine]

Where in your case all one would need is a paper bag and a active imagination.

You meant an active imagination.

:gulp:

Still feel good calling people out on their education?

[philouze]

You meant an active imagination.

:gulp:

Still feel good calling people out on their education?

Ooooh.. That felt good, Lounge !! Good call !!

[Kristy]

You meant an active imagination.

:gulp:

Still feel good calling people out on their education?

No, "a" imagination. An would be giving her too much credit.

[Kristy]

Still feel good calling people out on their education?

Sure. You still feel good after eating eating 8 cheeseburgers a day?

[philouze]

Lounge... A career in music. Opened for big names. 8 cheeseburgers a day...







THAT'S EDDIE TRUNK !!

[envy_me]

Sure. You still feel good after eating eating 8 cheeseburgers a day?

Shut up, Aladdin!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Sure. You still feel good after eating eating 8 cheeseburgers a day?

I've never tried that, but funny you'd use that number.

I was just thinking the over/under on the number of tricks you turn in a night was 8.

:gulp:

What a coincidence.

[LoungeMachine]

No, "a" imagination. An would be giving her too much credit.

Actually I gave you too much credit. I used to think you were actually bright.

:gulp:

Or maybe you can spell, but the second box of wine has kicked in....

[philouze]

I'm baked (just a little), I'm drinking my "beer before sleepy-sleepy", I'm 4, gay, French, failed musician and I can spell right.

And I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiine...

[Kristy]

I've never tried that, but funny you'd use that number.

I was just thinking the over/under on the number of tricks you turn in a night was 8.

:gulp:

What a coincidence.

Yes, what a coincidence. Who knew you could think?

[LoungeMachine]

Yes, what a coincidence. Who knew you could think?

Well, that was weak even by your standards.

As much fun as this has been, I really do have some work to do, and then a rare night off.

:gulp:

Hope all goes well with married bankers and other clients tonight, Kristy. Stay safe.

[philouze]

I just love this... Keep it going guys, my hand's going down...

:popcorn:

[Kristy]

As much fun as this has been, I really do have some work to do, and then a rare night off.

Best to listen to your mother and clean your room.

[envy_me]

WOW, Billy Sheehan !!!!

I saw Billy, I think with Vai :D He gave me all these picks from stage, and some light that blinks, And Steve gave me a bunch of picks. I felt like I was looting the band :D

[philouze]

I saw Billy, I think with Vai :D He gave me all these picks from stage, and some light that blinks, And Steve gave me a bunch of picks. I felt like I was looting the band :D

If you want some "Vai-groupie" stories, I have a good one. I was 15 and that's the day I saw God. Anyway, let's not interfere. How about we leave those two lovely little-ittle kittens alone?

[envy_me]

If you want some "Vai-groupie" stories, I have a good one. I was 15 and that's the day I saw God. Anyway, let's not interfere. How about we leave those two lovely little-ittle kittens alone?

Can I ask you something? Are you a man or a woman?

[philouze]

I'm a man, my name is Phil, I'm single, I have one cat, I'm baked (just a little), I'm STILL drinking my "beer before sleepy-sleepy", I'm 4, gay, French, failed musician and I can spell right.

[envy_me]

I'm a man, my name is Phil, I'm single, I have one cat, I'm baked (just a little), I'm drinking my "beer before sleepy-sleepy", I'm 4, gay, French, failed musician and I can spell right.

hahaha :lmao:

[philouze]

I've never posted as much since I came back a few months ago. Rotharmy, I pledge allegiance to you.

[envy_me]

Good night, Phil. Gotta go to sleep. Got this terrible cold and fever and gotta get up early for work tomorrow. Thanks for the Force upload :-)

[Angel]

We could start a thread on all of the married bankers you've opened for....

:gulp:

:lmao: :D

[LoungeMachine]

Best to listen to your mother and clean your room.

For someone who likes to whine about others using cliches here, you sure seem to lean on them a lot.

:gulp:

A drunk, pill-addled hypocrite with daddy issues looking for attention from strange men on the internets.

How original.

[Kristy]

For someone who likes to whine about others using cliches here, you sure seem to lean on them a lot.

What can I say? Your shitty music inspires me.

Back for more shit-stirring?

[jhale667]

We could start a thread on all of the married bankers you've opened for....

:gulp:

:lmao:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

sooomewheeeeere over the...:afro2:

[hambon4lif]

What can I say? Your shitty music inspires me...And yor shitty attitude inspires me to pimpslap you into another 6-month soul-searching sabbatical.

Lighten up or else get smacked into oblivion, whore!...again!

weigh your options carefully!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I've never posted as much since I came back a few months ago. Rotharmy, I pledge allegiance to you.

you better, you're a sniper, somebody trusted ya with a gun ;)

[Kristy]

..And yor shitty attitude inspires me to pimpslap you into another 6-month soul-searching sabbatical.

Lighten up or else get smacked into oblivion, whore!...again!

weigh your options carefully!

I see Mr Delusional is not ready to come out of the closet quite yet.

[Hardrock69]

Phil, your dedication to the Roth Army has never been in question.

Shut up Krusty. :gulp:

[Little Texan]

........

[hambon4lif]

I see Mr Delusional is not ready to come out of the closet quite yet.And I see Ms. Psycho needs the dry-buttfucking Mr. Page applied to her to make her such a fucking cunt!

Totally typical of a cunt that lives in a place that has no fucking climate!

You really should've thought this through.....now you're fucking toast!

Enjoy your inevitable doom, skank!......I know I will!

[Kristy]

Fuck off and quit trying to piggyback your ego on this thread.

[Guitar Shark]

Kristy, would you be interested in buying a calendar for my kid's school? Let me know.

[hambon4lif]

Fuck off and quit trying to piggyback your ego on this thread.I don't have to try a goddamned thing! Over the last few months, I've watched you litter this place with your negative bullshit.....and guess what, cunt?.....it's fucking over!
This is my home, you clueless skank! This is where I started. I'll be goddamned if some dipshit Zeppelin-groupie reject is going to fuck up the vibe of this place.
Who gives a flying fuck about what you like or what you don't like? It's completely obvious that you don't like anything....so who gives a fuck about what you think anyhow, whore?

Your bullshit opinion and 25 cents put together could (probably) buy a piece of motherfucking bubblegum!

So FUCK YOU BITCH!
You ...along with your opinions..are fucking worthless! Not only to me, but to mankind in general!

You are, without question, the lowest scumfucking CUNT I've ever had the misfortune of encountering on the internet!

How in the fuck did someone like you end up on a David Lee Roth messageboard anyway?

...I'm positive that I echo the sentiments of everyone here when I say...GO THE FUCK AWAY!

[LoungeMachine]

Kristy, would you be interested in buying a calendar for my kid's school? Let me know.

:lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck off and quit trying to piggyback your ego on this thread.

How dare he....

:gulp:

This is your ego thread...

[Kristy]

God damn right, FAT boy

[envy_me]

Actually I gave you too much credit. I used to think you were actually bright.

:gulp:

Or maybe you can spell, but the second box of wine has kicked in....


Bright? She can hardly read or write.
The only thing she does well is what she has been doing her whole life, which is argue and fight... And hate.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Feelin' the love in here today.... ;)

[sonrisa salvaje]

So....anyone get up and jam some Rainbow this morning? I can't believe this battle rages on.....

[philouze]

I can't believe this battle rages on.....

Cool Deep Purple pun, my man !!

[chefcraig]

Kristy, would you be interested in buying a calendar for my kid's school? Let me know.

I'm not sure how or why, and I don't know about you guys, but fer me, the above post is the finest Mountain Dew-through-the-nose, laugh-yerself-silly-until-everybody-in-the-office-is-looking-at-you-in-utter-bewilderment moment I've had in roughly five years.

Brilliantly played my friend, and thank you.
:appl::lol:

[sonrisa salvaje]

Cool Deep Purple pun, my man !!

Thank you. What a killer tune that is as well.