She's The Woman: The envy_me dedication thread [Archive]

WARF

11-20-2012, 02:13 PM

envy_me

11-20-2012, 02:48 PM

Aaaaaw, Warfy!!! <3 love you too, baby :D

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 03:13 PM

Best believe it!!

http://youtu.be/Zcdh-37WanY

binnie

11-20-2012, 03:40 PM

Is this WARF's way of trying to get laid? :D

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 03:56 PM

Is this WARF's way of trying to get laid? :D

have you seen his karaoke? :biggrin:

Dave's Bitch

11-20-2012, 04:04 PM

I would say he sings with a lot of heart :)

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 04:17 PM

fo sho

Nickdfresh

11-20-2012, 04:30 PM

Did they run out of women in Boston or something?

Va Beach VH Fan

11-20-2012, 04:35 PM

Did they run out of women in Boston or something?

More likely booze....

LoungeMachine

11-20-2012, 04:42 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 04:43 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

some of them still haven't...

Dave's Bitch

11-20-2012, 04:48 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

Internet females are so much easier to talk to ;)

FORD

11-20-2012, 04:48 PM

Well.... at least he's not fucking socks. :sockfucker:

envy_me

11-20-2012, 04:50 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

Look, I know you've tried to flirt with me and all, but don't be jealous of Warf now :D

Guitar Shark

11-20-2012, 04:55 PM

Lounge likes chicks, I believe...

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 04:58 PM

Lounge likes chicks, I believe...

no he doesn't

Fairwrning

11-20-2012, 05:38 PM

I still think WARF is behind the Envy-Me persona...which one of you guys is gonna be the sucker that buys a ticket to Europe?

envy_me

11-20-2012, 05:45 PM

I still think WARF is behind the Envy-Me persona...which one of you guys is gonna be the sucker that buys a ticket to Europe?

Does IP number say anything to you? Didn't think so :D

Yount

11-20-2012, 05:53 PM

Hey envy, write the current date down on a piece of paper, hold the paper to your chest and take a photo of yourself. Post it. Surely you're tech savvy enough to whip that up straight away.

Sensible Shoes

11-20-2012, 05:58 PM

Internet females are so much easier to talk to ;)
it's the same the other way around. :)

envy_me

11-20-2012, 05:59 PM

Hey envy, write the current date down on a piece of paper, hold the paper to your chest and take a photo of yourself. Post it. Surely you're tech savvy enough to whip that up straight away.

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 06:01 PM

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.
Maybe he thought you were bored and needed something to do. You had at least two options. Bitch about the thread and dump it. You chose number one. I'm suprised you haven't completed number two. Don't forget the rewrite of the title.

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 06:03 PM

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?
If you're indeed a female do what he say and do it topless. Everybody likes breasteses.

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 06:03 PM

no he doesn't

i was just arguing with sharky, force of habit

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 06:07 PM

i was just arguing with sharky, force of habit
Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

Yount

11-20-2012, 06:08 PM

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?

Just do it, you spanner.

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 06:11 PM

Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

pedal free. that's your war...

chefcraig

11-20-2012, 06:17 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

William Shatner: [at a Star Trek convention] You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossal waste of time! I - I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
[Points to a man wearing Spock ears]
You, you must be almost 30. Have you ever kissed a girl?
[the man hangs his head in shame]
I didn't think so. There's a whole world out there. When I was your age, I didn't watch television, I lived. So move out of your parents' basements, and get your own apartments, and grow the hell up! I mean it's just a TV show, damn it. It's just a TV show!

Guitar Shark

11-20-2012, 06:18 PM

Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

Dave's Bitch

11-20-2012, 06:20 PM

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while :)

chefcraig

11-20-2012, 06:23 PM

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while :)

Yeah, it's pretty much word for word, taken from an old Saturday Night Live sketch. LINK (http://beta.photobucket.com/videos/william%20shatner%20get%20a%20life?sort=1)

LoungeMachine

11-20-2012, 06:24 PM

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

He got early release..... good behavior.

:gulp:

FORD

11-20-2012, 06:26 PM

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 06:35 PM

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems. I'm taking computer courses. I was bored to tears in Washington. Nice place to retire though. I still got a little life left in me.

WARF

11-20-2012, 06:56 PM

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

:gulp:

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

I am sorry I ain't in the front line talking politics... we can DUMP this thread...

I ain't trying to bang in chicks in Sweden... if I want to get laid all I have to do is dial one of my ladies in my phone book...

Some people dislike the fact all I talk about is booze and sex....

And that's okay....

Because while you're hating on me, I will be getting drunk and getting laid....

FORD

11-20-2012, 06:58 PM

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems.

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:01 PM

Geezus.... he's a regular sockfucking Rumplestiltskin.... been gone for weeks and I made the mistake of mentioning his favorite past time in this thread, and he suddenly appears.

Creepy isn't it? :headlights: I haven't been gone for weeks. I just don't feel the need to reply every time you bait me. And your analogy makes no sense. Rip Van Winkle waking from a little nap maybe.

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:07 PM

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"
I voted for Obama. He was the lesser evil. I don't buy into that left/right, rep/dem bullshit. I voted for W twice. and I'm not sure it was a mistake. Gore's an idiot and Kerry was a douchebag. Who knows what those idiots might have done if elected. We somehow survived the Bush administration. I didn't vote last time. I don't carte for Mc Cain and I thought Obama would suck too. He didn't do anything real stupid so I gave him the nod this time.

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:10 PM

Enough with Obama!

This thread is about my sexy little Vixen envy!!!!

She is 100% real and she is NOT a dude!!!

LoungeMachine

11-20-2012, 07:12 PM

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems. I'm taking computer courses. I was bored to tears in Washington. Nice place to retire though. I still got a little life left in me.

I'm sure there's plenty of work out there for a 52 year old ex con with a bad back in the computer fields...

:gulp:

Not much competition out there.

And if you were "bored" in Washington, you never saw Washington....[other than your Apt. in Dead Harbor]

FORD

11-20-2012, 07:18 PM

I voted for Obama. He was the lesser evil. I don't buy into that left/right, rep/dem bullshit.

Then why do you spew out so many of the standard FAUX/Mush/Teabagger talking points??

I voted for W twice. and I'm not sure it was a mistake.

Of course it was a mistake. Bill Clinton gave one of the most memorable speeches at this year's Democratic convention. Chimpy was not even INVITED to the Republican convention. Even his own fucking party is sure it was a mistake to allow him to take office (despite never actually being elected)

Gore's an idiot and Kerry was a douchebag. Who knows what those idiots might have done if elected.

Actually they both WERE elected. But if Gore had been allowed to take his rightful office, I can say for a fact there would be two buildings and 2700 more people in New York City, a couple thousand more in New Orleans, and 4000+ Americans who would not have died in Middle Eastern shitholes. The economy also never would have gone as far into the tank as it did, because Gore not only would have not started the wars, he would have not given tax "cuts" to tax dodging rich fucks.

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:20 PM

I'm sure there's plenty of work out there for a 52 year old ex con with a bad back in the computer fields...

:gulp:

Not much competition out there.

And if you were "bored" in Washington, you never saw Washington....[other than your Apt. in Dead Harbor]
I wore my back out working for a living. I'm not ashamed of that. Now I'm gonna try using my brain instead of my back to make a living. You got a problem with that?
I didn't see as much of Washington as I would have liked to. It was a truly nice place. But this is where I'm comfortable. I grew up here.

LoungeMachine

11-20-2012, 07:21 PM

I wore my back out working for a living. I'm not ashamed of that. Now I'm gonna try using my brain instead

:gulp:

Nah, too easy.....

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:23 PM

Then why do you spew out so many of the standard FAUX/Mush/Teabagger talking points??

Of course it was a mistake. Bill Clinton gave one of the most memorable speeches at this year's Democratic convention. Chimpy was not even INVITED to the Republican convention. Even his own fucking party is sure it was a mistake to allow him to take office (despite never actually being elected)

Actually they both WERE elected. But if Gore had been allowed to take his rightful office, I can say for a fact there would be two buildings and 2700 more people in New York City, a couple thousand more in New Orleans, and 4000+ Americans who would not have died in Middle Eastern shitholes. The economy also never would have gone as far into the tank as it did, because Gore not only would have not started the wars, he would have not given tax "cuts" to tax dodging rich fucks.
If the BCE is so powerful how did Gore get so many votes? Surely the BCE could have manipulated the returns better than that.

PETE'S BROTHER

11-20-2012, 07:25 PM

ugh:doh:

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:26 PM

:gulp:

Nah, too easy.....
Not everyone can be a famous rock star. You should know that.

FORD

11-20-2012, 07:29 PM

If the BCE is so powerful how did Gore get so many votes? Surely the BCE could have manipulated the returns better than that.

They did. They took tens of thousands of voters out of the equation long before election day, through the use of false evidence to accuse Florida voters of being "convicted felons" and thus ineligible to vote in that fucked up state.

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:34 PM

They did. They took tens of thousands of voters out of the equation long before election day, through the use of false evidence to accuse Florida voters of being "convicted felons" and thus ineligible to vote in that fucked up state.Yet the vote still swung Gore's way? They put Hitler in office, masterminded 9/11 and control just about everything but they couldn't pull off a simple rigged election.

Zing!

11-20-2012, 07:35 PM

I realize we've got to kill time between the next album/tour/whatever, but this is sad.

:clock:

No offense, Envy. You know we love ya.

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:46 PM

No touring and election time here at the Roth Army is bringing a lot of tension.

I did however get Dave's Bitch to reveal her beautiful face today in the photo forum....

Not all is bad....

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:47 PM

At least we know Dave's Bitch isn't Paul Stanley...

But is Pojo Risin really Jim Morrison???

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 07:47 PM

Little Texan

11-20-2012, 07:49 PM

At least we know Dave's Bitch isn't Paul Stanley...

But is Pojo Risin really Jim Morrison???

No, he looks like former NFL QB Jake Plummer.

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 07:50 PM

Hoes and toes!!! And booze!! What more could anybody want? :gulp:

ZahZoo

11-20-2012, 07:50 PM

i was just arguing with sharky, force of habit

Justifying one's self to your self... Hmmmm... Although regular interaction with Sharkey does make one a bit loopy after a few rounds!!

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:51 PM

I apologize for my part in derailing this thread. When I take a break from the site I feel the need to argue about trivial bullshit that means absolutely nothing to me. I really don't give a flying fuck about politics. But some of the shit people post just sets me off.

Dude who gives a fuck really....

I do agree with you about politics I don't fucking care either.... FORD is a smart dude so I just vote for whoever he votes for.... I don't follow this shit!
Now let's get back to talking about women, booze and Van Halen!

I want to be the ham in the middle of a Dave's Bitch and envy me sandwich!!!!!!

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:52 PM

No, he looks like former NFL QB Jake Plummer.

Dave's Bitch or Pojo??? :lol: :lmao:

WARF

11-20-2012, 07:53 PM

Hoes and toes!!! And booze!! What more could anybody want? :gulp:

Dude, get up here.... I got bitches for you!!!! HOES AND CAMELTOES for life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Texan

11-20-2012, 07:54 PM

Dave's Bitch or Pojo??? :lol: :lmao:

Pojo. We know that DB doesn't look like Jake Plummer. She looks damn good.

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 07:54 PM

Dude, get up here.... I got bitches for you!!!! HOES AND CAMELTOES for life!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like spring for the next trip up! Pass the bunnies and the wasabi!!

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:01 PM

Pojo. We know that DB doesn't look like Jake Plummer. She looks damn good.

She ain't no Jake Plummer, but I would love to Plumb her....

motherchicken

11-20-2012, 08:02 PM

Dude who gives a fuck really....

I do agree with you about politics I don't fucking care either.... FORD is a smart dude so I just vote for whoever he votes for.... I don't follow this shit!
Now let's get back to talk about women, booze and Van Halen!

I want to be the ham in the middle of a Dave's Bitch and envy me sandwich!!!!!!
As long as they're both really women sounds good. There has been speculation.

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:02 PM

Looks like spring for the next trip up! Pass the bunnies and the wasabi!!

I got a stable of bitches dude!

We are gonna have a blast.... we'll get hotel with fucking 25 year olds and drill them!!!!!

HOES AND TOES!!!!!!!!!!

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 08:05 PM

Break out the video cameras and pull the train all over Boston :gulp:

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:06 PM

Break out the video cameras and pull the train all over Boston :gulp:

I'll make a sex tape and post it here... fuck it....

They have already seen my bad karaoke.... uh uh huh u hu hu h uh

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:09 PM

As long as they're both really women sounds good. There has been speculation.

They are both females and they are hot....

And dudes are jealous because I am the rock star of this place....

HOES AND TOES!!!
BITCHES AND BLOW!!!!

=WARF=

Guitar Shark

11-20-2012, 08:21 PM

You are only the rock star because JESTERSTAR is no longer here! ;)

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:23 PM

You are only the rock star because JESTERSTAR is no longer here! ;)

I love Jesterstar, Matt Lock!

I still smoke blunts and listen to his album!!!

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:25 PM

Donniep, we're friends.... how many Hot bitches do I have?????

I got DIME pieces that will make chicks here look like Eddie Van Halen drunk on a golf course....

twonabomber

11-20-2012, 08:30 PM

Does IP number say anything to you? Didn't think so :D

No need to pull the IP. Warf's aliases are easy to pick out.

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:33 PM

No need to pull the IP. Warf's aliases are easy to pick out.

It's nice to see I didn't start a thread that was already made....

Yes, I do have aliases but I forget the emails and passwords years ago....

Angel

11-20-2012, 08:36 PM

Donniep, we're friends.... how many Hot bitches do I have?????

I got DIME pieces that will make chicks here look like Eddie Van Halen drunk on a golf course....

Hey, watch yourself bud! You're no David Lee Roth you know! :p

Sent from my GS2, bitches

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:39 PM

Hey, watch yourself bud! You're no David Lee Roth you know! :p

Sent from my GS2, bitches

That's true my sexy ass Angel....

But since hitch retired I am the closest thing to it....

HOES AND TOES!!!
BITCHES AND BLOW!!!
RAPPERS AND SKEE- LO!!!!

=WARF=

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:46 PM

And if you ladies don't look like Eddie Van Halen drunk on a gold course... I dare you to post your pics....

WARF loves you all.... regardless of looks....

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:48 PM

Angel, I want your cougar ass!!!!

Will you be my sugar momma???

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 08:50 PM

Donniep, we're friends.... how many Hot bitches do I have?????

I got DIME pieces that will make chicks here look like Eddie Van Halen drunk on a golf course....

WARF ain't lying. Bro has more hot bitches than Charlie Sheen!!! I want that tatted up brunette!!

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 08:52 PM

Hey, watch yourself bud! You're no David Lee Roth you know! :p

Sent from my GS2, bitches

I'm not so sure even DLR can keep up with WARF!

Where's that bottle... :gulp:

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:53 PM

Let's listen to my favorite song as I get wasted and flirt with Army women who won't post their pics....

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WARF

11-20-2012, 08:54 PM

WARF ain't lying. Bro has more hot bitches than Charlie Sheen!!! I want that tatted up brunette!!

True Story, you have seen the videos and pics.... I ain't lyin....

HOES AND TOES!!!

=WARF=

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:55 PM

WARF ain't lying. Bro has more hot bitches than Charlie Sheen!!! I want that tatted up brunette!!

I'll hook you up with her!

Like I said before... I fuck em' once or twice and I am done!!!

hoes and blow!!!
rockstars and GI JOES...

=WARF=

WARF

11-20-2012, 08:57 PM

She got rhythm... Got that rhythm on the rooooooooooooooooowdddddddddd!!!!!!

Nickdfresh

11-20-2012, 08:59 PM

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

The sex offender app doesn't work there...

WARF

11-20-2012, 09:00 PM

The sex offender app doesn't work there...

Enough of sockfucker... let's get these ladies to post their pics!!!!!!

Hoes and afros!!!!

Titties and sloppy joes!!!!

=WARF=

Angel

11-20-2012, 09:01 PM

Angel, I want your cougar ass!!!!

Will you be my sugar momma???

Where's Raven? :D

Sent from my GS2, bitches

Nickdfresh

11-20-2012, 09:04 PM

WARF

11-20-2012, 09:04 PM

lET'S GET WASTED AND LISTEN TO UNDERATED SKYSCRAPER CLASSIC!!!

<object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kVExaTQEkqw?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kVExaTQEkqw?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

Hoes before bros!!!
Unless there's no clothes!!!!

=WARF=

Nickdfresh

11-20-2012, 09:11 PM

Enough of sockfucker... let's get these ladies to post their pics!!!!!!

Hoes and afros!!!!

Titties and sloppy joes!!!!

=WARF=

Let's get some bikini shots! Yeah....

LoungeMachine

11-20-2012, 09:16 PM

I thought you were booted from the Navy?

And an ex-con....

:gulp:

His stories make Nitro seem legit

WARF

11-20-2012, 09:16 PM

Let's get some bikini shots! Yeah....

There you go NickD.... Now you are speaking my language!!!!

We got so caught up in the politics of this site we seem to forget why this place was founded...

Dave probably thinks we are gay for all the politics and flame wars...

If Dave was here he would be talking about women, sex, drugs and rock n roll!!!!

DONNIEP

11-20-2012, 09:21 PM

Come on ladies - post some pics!! I'll give you a place of honor in The Nancy Grace thread!! :gulp:

Nitro Express

11-21-2012, 01:11 AM

Is this WARF's way of trying to get laid? :D

WARF must have a long dick if he can get it from Boston to Stockholm. He must take nuclear Viagra.

WARF

11-21-2012, 01:57 AM

No way Nitro... I cut my shit off and Fed Ex her the package.... we will glue it back together when I get there...

envy_me

11-21-2012, 02:15 AM

No way Nitro... I cut my shit off and Fed Ex her the package.... we will glue it back together when I get there...

You want me to wash it off before sending it back :D

WARF

11-21-2012, 02:18 AM

Come on baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sadaist

11-21-2012, 02:22 AM

WARF must have a long dick if he can get it from Boston to Stockholm. He must take nuclear Viagra.

His dick is so long, when he fucks a girl in the butt, the tip is getting a blowjob.

Nitro Express

11-21-2012, 03:17 AM

You want me to wash it off before sending it back :D

You can put it in the dishwasher.

Nitro Express

11-21-2012, 03:26 AM

They are celebrating WARF in Japan.

envy_me

11-21-2012, 03:39 AM

You can put it in the dishwasher.

Haha, maybe he wants it back sticky :D

Nitro Express

11-21-2012, 05:05 AM

Haha, maybe he wants it back sticky :D

That would really knock out the US Customs drug sniffing dogs.

envy_me

11-21-2012, 06:37 AM

That would really knock out the US Customs drug sniffing dogs.

Yeah, dogs don't like the smell of pussy :D

DONNIEP

11-21-2012, 07:07 AM

Yeah, dogs don't like the smell of pussy :D

This dog does!!! Woof woof baby!!

DONNIEP

11-21-2012, 07:14 AM

Getting back to the original reason for this thread..

http://youtu.be/f-3TZiyY9Sk

envy_me

11-21-2012, 07:28 AM

This dog does!!! Woof woof baby!!

Hahahahaha :D :lmao: Hope you'll work in customs that day :D

Speaking of customs, I wouldn't mind having that BBQ video ;-)

Zing!

11-21-2012, 07:36 AM

At least we know Dave's Bitch isn't Paul Stanley...But is Pojo Risin really Jim Morrison???

I think we have to assume Pojo looks just like that, all the time.

DONNIEP

11-21-2012, 08:37 AM

I wouldn't mind having that BBQ video ;-)

Yeah, yeah, I know. Working on a stack for WARF right now but you're on the list :)

WARF

11-21-2012, 12:28 PM

Please refer to my dick as the artist formerly known as, "insideyourgirlfriend"....

envy_me

11-21-2012, 01:13 PM

But I've never had a girlfriend. What should I call it then?

envy_me

11-21-2012, 01:13 PM

Yeah, yeah, I know. Working on a stack for WARF right now but you're on the list :)

Sounds fantastic :-) Thanks!!

WARF

11-21-2012, 01:26 PM

But I've never had a girlfriend. What should I call it then?

Gigantor the baby arm

FORD

11-21-2012, 10:47 PM

Gigantor the baby arm

He's at your command?

WARF

11-22-2012, 02:26 AM

Hell yes FORD!!!!! \m/(>.<)\m/

cadaverdog

11-23-2012, 06:19 PM

Yeah, dogs don't like the smell of pussy :D
Depends upon the pussy. I've woken up and caught a whiff of something that smelled like a dried up stream full of dead carp and realized it's the skank laying in the bed next to me. They never look the same in the morning either.

FORD

11-23-2012, 06:22 PM

Well.. look who found his old password in the sock hamper :biggrin:

cadaverdog

11-23-2012, 06:27 PM

I thought you were booted from the Navy?

That was from Lounges unauthorized biography of my life. Based on facts as he sees them.

chefcraig

11-23-2012, 06:37 PM

I've woken up and caught a whiff of something that smelled like a dried up stream full of dead carp...

Me too. What made it worse (or better, depending upon how you view such things) was the fact that I was alone in bed at the time. Never, ever mix Mrs. Paul's microwaved fish sticks with vast quantities of really cheap tequila, even if you are cash-strapped.

cadaverdog

11-23-2012, 06:39 PM

Well.. look who found his old password in the sock hamper :biggrin:
Someone was nice enough to reset it. They also deleted the other accounts I had open. No more motherchicken, AliceBowie, Bastardson or any other aliases. Just the dog,the big bad dog.

cadaverdog

11-23-2012, 06:43 PM

Me too. What made it worse (or better, depending upon how you view such things) was the fact that I was alone in bed at the time. Never, ever mix Mrs. Paul's microwaved fish sticks with vast quantities of really cheap tequila, even if you are cash-strapped.
That was last night. I love then devilled eggs.

LoungeMachine

11-23-2012, 06:43 PM

Someone was nice enough to reset it. They also deleted the other accounts I had open. No more motherchicken, AliceBowie, Bastardson or any other aliases. Just the dog,the big bad dog.

A sockfucker by any other name is still a sockfucker.

:gulp:

So you have no aliases to talk to anymore? so, sad.

:gulp:

I loved when you posted a visitor message to yourself "Yo, Dog, where ya at?"

:lmao: