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Kristy
11-27-2012, 06:01 PM
Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order. To have made the list the musician has to posses these three qualities:

1. Originality
2. Whether I like them or not
and
3. Tone or touch (obviously)


1. Robben Ford
http://anthologysd.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/robben-ford-003.jpg

2. Charles Pitts (best known for his work with Isaac Hayes)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yDr58XfYLLY/T62nZdOwCVI/AAAAAAAACxY/bsa7jdZZHAQ/s1600/21skip1_t300.jpeg

3. Carlos Alomar (of David Bowie fame)
http://richseam.com/sites/default/files/styles/artist/public/Carlos%2BAlomar.jpg

4. Larry Carlton
http://www.guitar-tube.com/photoart/larry-carlton.jpg

5. Ry Cooder
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/38779447.png

6. Sonny Landreth
http://www.jbeckl.com/word/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sonny-landreth.jpg

7. James Mankey (of Concrete Blonde fame)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4718831863_6f6cb51197.jpg

8. Ray LaMontange
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Ray_Lamontagne6.jpg

9. Lindsey Buckingham
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/LindseyBuckingham.JPG/220px-LindseyBuckingham.JPG

10. Will Sargent (of Echo & The Bunnymen fame)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Willsergeant.jpg/220px-Willsergeant.jpg


Now to be fair, here is my list of guitar players who in a million years will ever find a woman's clitoris:

1. Jim Babjak (of The Smithereens fame)
http://officialsmithereens.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jim_babjak.jpg

2. Mike Campbell (of Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers fame)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2798884618_dacc537705.jpg

3. Micheal Timmins (of Cowboy Junkies fame)
http://www.writersvoice.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/michael_timmins-150x150.jpg

4. Elvis Costello
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/30370141.jpg

5. Jeff Tweedy (of Wilco fame)
http://www.cheekychicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jefftweedy1.jpg

6. Steve Howe
http://img.mp3mixx.com/images/covers/12/122007/art_122007_big.jpg

7. K.K. Downing (of Judas Priest fame)
http://iheartguitarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/KKDOWNING.jpg.png

8. Bruce Springsteen
http://www.allaccess.com/assets/img/editorial/raw/th/TheBoss.jpg

9. Steve Stevens (of Billy Idol fame)
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20066299/Steve+Stevens+Steve_Stevens_2004_68_std.jpg

10. Billy Duffy (of The Cult fame)
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/26797/Billy+Duffy.jpg

Thanks for watching and gawd bless

Diamondjimi
11-27-2012, 08:14 PM
10 guitarist's who couldn't miss for tripping over Krusty's moosecock sized clit dragging behind her....

Sorry about your inability to achieve orgasm... :Loser:

Seshmeister
11-27-2012, 08:33 PM
Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order. To have made the list the musician has to posses these three qualities:

1. Originality
2. Whether I like them or not
and
3. Tone or touch (obviously)



What about the ability to count to three? :)

Kristy
11-27-2012, 08:35 PM
Not important.

Seshmeister
11-27-2012, 08:35 PM
Now to be fair, here is my list of guitar players who in a million years will ever find a woman's clitoris:


Shouldn't that be the same list as those that can easily find it?

FORD
11-27-2012, 08:35 PM
Four Guitar Players who have found many women's clitorises....

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/melissa_etheridge_02.jpg

http://www.dawsons.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Joan-Jett.jpg

http://media.npr.org/assets/music/programs/mountain/2009/11/indigogirls-eb1dfaae18a4bfb6233b34e9e5c5598a5a52845d-s51.jpg

Kristy
11-27-2012, 09:12 PM
I'm not too sure about the last two.

Kristy
11-27-2012, 09:13 PM
Shouldn't that be the same list as those that can easily find it?

Should read "never" Damn typo.

Dave's Bitch
11-28-2012, 02:27 PM
K.K. is awesome

ELVIS
11-28-2012, 03:07 PM
Krusty's Klitoris™ is what ??

Diamondjimi
11-28-2012, 03:25 PM
Krusty's Klitoris™ is what ??

A big salmon smelling shred of minge that droops and gets dragged behind her and leaves a slick, shiny odorous trail...

Dave's Bitch
11-28-2012, 03:31 PM
A big salmon smelling shred of minge that droops and gets dragged behind her and leaves a slick, shiny odorous trail...

Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi ;)

envy_me
11-28-2012, 03:33 PM
Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi ;)

Haha, my thoughts exactly... Wow!!!

binnie
11-28-2012, 03:38 PM
Steve Stevens on the dislike list?

binnie
11-28-2012, 03:42 PM
I think this thread is the only time in history where 'Cowboy Junkies' and 'fame' have been used in the same sentence......

vaijuju
11-28-2012, 03:45 PM
http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/04/37/89/p1030114.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=585&u=17043789)

binnie
11-28-2012, 03:47 PM
Do clitori cum with 7 strings :D

envy_me
11-28-2012, 03:47 PM
http://i44.servimg.com/u/f44/17/04/37/89/p1030114.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=585&u=17043789)


I KNOW.... i know :shy:

binnie
11-28-2012, 03:49 PM
It's a good idea for a thread, Kristy.

There are plenty of guitar players who I love who don't really have all that much in the way of chops (to my VERY limited understanding).

J Mascis (Dinosaur Jr) is the one that springs to mind. You know it's him in 4 bars and he can flip from whale to whisper on a dime.......

Little Texan
11-28-2012, 03:56 PM
What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.

http://www.guitarlessons.com/wp-content/themes/glTemplate/images/guitarist/classic-rock/jimmy-page-3.jpg

Little Texan
11-28-2012, 03:59 PM
10 guitarist's who couldn't miss for tripping over Krusty's moosecock sized clit dragging behind her....

Sorry about your inability to achieve orgasm... :Loser:

Are you positive that's a clit?

FORD
11-28-2012, 04:06 PM
What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.


Jimmy had to voluntarily withdraw from the competition after he was re-elected as Vice President of the United States....

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/10/30/128698855307920131.jpg

Diamondjimi
11-28-2012, 04:50 PM
Ouch.Remind me never to get on your bad side Diamondjimi ;)


Haha, my thoughts exactly... Wow!!!


Are you positive that's a clit?

:lmao:

78/84 guy
11-28-2012, 05:46 PM
Jimmy had to voluntarily withdraw from the competition after he was re-elected as Vice President of the United States....

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/10/30/128698855307920131.jpg

I thought he was the Quaker oats guy ?

Kristy
11-28-2012, 05:49 PM
What, no Jimmy Page on the list?

After all, he is only one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time.

Well then, go make your own list of the guitar players that you would love to such their dicks.

Kristy
11-28-2012, 05:52 PM
Steve Stevens on the dislike list?

Yeah, he's a tool sack. His playing sucks, too.

Kristy
11-28-2012, 05:53 PM
K.K. is awesome

Nope, sorry. He sucks.

Matt White
11-29-2012, 08:34 AM
Kristy's Top Ten Guitar Players Who Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

1. Robben Ford

The ONLY panties Robben has ever dropped with his guitar playing are his own!

Now....Here's a "Guitar Player"!!!

Kristy
11-29-2012, 09:26 AM
You and your love of pussy guitar players never ends, Matt.

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 09:42 AM
Say what you will about the other players on the list, but I still maintain (and more than likely stand alone in this opinion) that Larry Carlton's mind-blowingly brilliant work on Steely Dan's The Royal Scam adds up to forming to the finest guitar album ever made.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/babalusi/Steely%20dan/8055UIGY9501.jpg

Kristy
11-29-2012, 09:59 AM
Have you heard any other of Carlton's work - particularly before he went of on this tangent of 'Yuppie Jazz' that he is playing now?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51fYjFl0UZL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

I don't know (without having to look it up) that Nite Crawler was Larry's first solo outing after leaving The Crusaders but it sounds so much like an instrumental Steely Dan album.

Matt White
11-29-2012, 09:59 AM
You and your love of pussy guitar players never ends, Matt.

Uhhhhh....you got it Krustina...........

"Pussy"?!? Yeah...Rubbina fits the bill

Rubbina Ford on 2 KISS "classics"..............

2 boring songs where the solo is the MOST boring part!!! BRAVO!!!

Matt White
11-29-2012, 10:05 AM
And...rather than be the constant bore that you choose to be...I'll actually participate in a constructive way to this thread......

James is always interesting.....though he looks to be aboot 100 yrs old these days............

Johnette is always fantastic...........

Kristy
11-29-2012, 10:07 AM
Uhhhhh....you got it Krustina...........

"Pussy"?!? Yeah...Rubbina fits the bill

Rubbina Ford on 2 KISS "classics"..............

2 boring songs where the solo is the MOST boring part!!! BRAVO!!!

Great counter-argument you have there, Matty boy. Posting shitty KISS tunes from that per-industrial high school era when you couldn't get laid and people mistook your acne plastered face as Papa's John pizza. Keep 'em coming - you're an embarrassment to your lame 80's MTV Generation of crap.

Matt White
11-29-2012, 10:12 AM
Great counter-argument you have there, Matty boy. Posting shitty KISS tunes from that per-industrial high school era when you couldn't get laid and people mistook your acne plastered face as Papa's John pizza. Keep 'em coming - you're an embarrassment to your lame 80's MTV Generation of crap.

Sorry to burst your bubble Krustina.....Rubbina Ford played the solo's to those " shitty KISS tunes"................& he STILL couldn't have found a laddies under-carriage without a roadmap!!! :D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......ever heard the term EPIC FAIL?!? You just did.......

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 10:16 AM
Have you heard any other of Carlton's work - particularly before he went of on this tangent of 'Yuppie Jazz' that he is playing now?



Are you kidding? More people have heard Carlton's work than possibly any other guitarist, yet they simply aren't aware of it. The guy played on the soundtracks for Hill Steet Blues, Magnum PI, the fucking Partridge Family and (I think) a couple of Bruce Lee films. The dude even played on some Michael Jackson albums.

I'm pretty sure they are out of print, yet if you can find either one, check out his duet albums with Robben Ford recorded live in Paris and Japan. Truly astounding only begins to describe them.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 10:24 AM
Sorry to burst your bubble Krustina.....Rubbina Ford played the solo's to those " shitty KISS tunes"................& he STILL couldn't have found a laddies under-carriage without a roadmap!!! :D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......ever heard the term EPIC FAIL?!? You just did.......
Yes, I knew that, you asshole. Speaking of failure let's compare, shall we?

Robben Ford making a successful living as a session guitar player whether or not some of those sessions are questionable: excellent

Matt White as being a success at anything in life: 0

Matt White
11-29-2012, 10:48 AM
Yes, I knew that, you asshole. Speaking of failure let's compare, shall we?

Robben Ford making a successful living as a session guitar player whether or not some of those sessions are questionable: excellent

Matt White as being a success at anything in life: 0

Now now Krustina....your making "assumptions"......

UHuh HUhhuuhhh huh huhu hu huHUhuhh.........

crank up some Coldplay....play "flip the minnow" & go back to dreaming of the fish bine.............

save the twaddle for your uninteresting relations............spare the rest of us

Kristy
11-29-2012, 10:55 AM
Now now Krustina....your making "assumptions"......

UHuh HUhhuuhhh huh huhu hu huHUhuhh.........

crank up some Coldplay....play "flip the minnow" & go back to dreaming of the fish bine.............

save the twaddle for your uninteresting relations............spare the rest of us


Another great comeback, Matt. Here's an idea why not save your twaddle for the drunken asshole that you have to share the bus seat with on the way to your job as a dishwasher? Maybe you can tell him of all the well-paid session work and endless opportunities you obviously have going your way as a self-professed musician to him..?

Matt White
11-29-2012, 10:59 AM
Another great comeback, Matt. Here's an idea why not save your twaddle for the drunken asshole that you have to share the bus seat with on your way to your job as a dishwasher? Maybe you can tell him of all the well-paid session work and endless opportunities you obviously have going your way as a self-professed musician to him..?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/11/article-1349968099624-1574DD16000005DC-380896_388x433.jpg

cheer up Krustina!!!

jhale667
11-29-2012, 11:29 AM
Yeah, he's a tool sack. His playing sucks, too.

Totally, utterly WRONG. Calling bullshit on that one. Dude rips (in any genre, not just Billy Idol stuff), and if you're unaware of that fact, your opinion of any guitarist is suspect.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 11:38 AM
Look that wasn't easy for me to say. But the bottom line is Steve Stevens sucks. Too much emphasis on effects overkill and really, what has he done since er...1983?

He's a reject from a hippie drum circle.

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 11:45 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......


This is a better tune, which pretty much sums up a dream date some here have envisioned. On top of that, it has the funniest guitar solo since Jimmy Page played "Hot Dog" on In Through The Out Door.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4

Kristy
11-29-2012, 11:50 AM
He rips on Devil's Playground.....2005....just sayin'

Nope. Just 'Blue Highway.' The beginning and the end of Steve Stevens.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 11:56 AM
2005-ish failed Billy Idol commercial comeback? No, never heard of it.

I suspect it would be pretty ghey but nowhere as ghey as Matt White and his homoerotic fixations.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 12:12 PM
Now keep in mind kids this is not a contest or are they in any particular order.
Thanks for watching and gawd bless


Love Billy Duffy & KK Downing (although I always liked Tipton moreso). Ry Cooder? Isnn't he the guy that did the actual playing for the showdown scene in Crossroads with Ralph Macchio & Steve Vai? If so, wow. That shit was epic.

No EVH? We got 7 of the most incredible albums ever recorded, hours of live footage of incredible playing, and even 5 additional albums that aren't too shabby albeit the vocals distract & detract.


(distract & detract? Aww hell, I'm channeling Jackie Chiles again)


http://s3.hubimg.com/u/6644766_f260.jpg

Kristy
11-29-2012, 12:14 PM
...it has the funniest guitar solo since Jimmy Page played "Hot Dog" on In Through The Out Door.

The only diffy being he's a much better and more original guitar player than Jimmy Page.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 12:15 PM
Do clitori cum with 7 strings :D


I don't know about 7....but there are definitely strings attached.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 12:16 PM
No EVH?

I'm afraid not. Eddie floats on the ethereal when it comes to a woman's clitoris. Just ask his first wife.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 12:22 PM
I'm afraid not. Eddie floats on the ethereal when it comes to a woman's clitoris. Just ask his first wife.

Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.

jhale667
11-29-2012, 12:28 PM
Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.


There's a "Mean Street" slapping joke in there somewhere... :biggrin:

Kristy
11-29-2012, 12:30 PM
You know now that I think of it, what a shame you banned Ace Diamond. I'm sure his social worker could really help a guy like Matt.

vandeleur
11-29-2012, 12:37 PM
[QUOTE=sadaist;1714518]Yeah, he would probably just tap on it anyways.[/QUOTE
I was thinking what the fuck would Hendrix do to it :D

envy_me
11-29-2012, 01:20 PM
What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.

So this is love
11-29-2012, 01:29 PM
hmmm this should be entertaining :popcorn:

Little Texan
11-29-2012, 01:30 PM
What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.

Please pay no attention to the hateful troll that's just trying to get a rise out of people.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 01:30 PM
What do you have against Matt White now??? Is anybody good enough for you??? I get bitter just reading your posts.


don't.. With Kristy you gotta do one of the following with her posts:


Ignore

Throw it right back at her (she can handle it I promise)

or sit back & watch everyone else react. Nothing like a good Roth Army fireworks show.



Or you can always just auto-reply to all her posts with a photo of Led Zeppelin accepting awards or something.

Little Texan
11-29-2012, 01:32 PM
don't.. With Kristy you gotta do one of the following with her posts:


Ignore

Throw it right back at her (she can handle it I promise)

or sit back & watch everyone else react. Nothing like a good Roth Army fireworks show.



Or you can always just auto-reply to all her posts with a photo of Led Zeppelin accepting awards or something.

Better yet...starve the troll.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 01:38 PM
Better yet...starve the troll.


Or like some probably do here, masturbate to her posts.


I tried it once but it really ruined my boner when Lounge Machine posted suddenly.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 01:41 PM
Screw this. Let's talk about sex :D

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 01:49 PM
This is why I despise using the internet at work. We have all of these stupid protocols and filters in place, which means I can only view a handful of sites (even stranger, it allows me to view this one yet will not let me access Rolling Stone or even Amazon.com. Go figure! :doh:)

Gaming sites are out, too, so the only other alternative is the Windows supplied solitaire game. In terms of killing time, it's pretty much doing this or watching the cars rust in the parking lot.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 01:52 PM
This is why I despise using the internet at work. We have all of these stupid protocols and filters in place, which means I can only view a handful of sites (even stranger, it allows me to view this one yet will not let me access Rolling Stone or even Amazon.com. Go figure! :doh:)

Gaming sites are out, too, so the only other alternative is the Windows supplied solitaire game. In terms of killing time, it's pretty much doing this or watching the cars rust in the parking lot.


Where do I apply :D

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 01:54 PM
Where do I apply :D

We are in the midst of a wage/hiring freeze, due to expire if and when the economy ever recovers. So in other words, yer pretty much shit-out-of-luck.:(

envy_me
11-29-2012, 01:55 PM
We are in the midst of a wage/hiring freeze, due to expire if and when the economy ever recovers. So in other words, yer pretty much shit-out-of-luck.:(

Damn... I also wanna watch cars rust and get money for it.

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 01:57 PM
Damn... I also wanna watch cars rust and get money for it.

Yeah, but it doesn't pay nearly as profitable as parking them, which I did one summer at a nightclub down by the beach.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 01:58 PM
I am not qualified for parking cars. I can't drive :-/

Little Texan
11-29-2012, 02:00 PM
Or like some probably do here, masturbate to her posts.


:barf:

I might could if I was a Sandusky type that was into cross-dressing, prepubescent boys, which is what it looks like judging by its previous avatar.

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 02:08 PM
:barf:

I might could if I was a Sandusky type that was into cross-dressing, prepubescent boys, which is what it looks like judging by its previous avatar.

In that case, take a clear look at my avatar. Better yet, do a Google image search for the name Shay Laren (https://www.google.com/search?q=shay+laren&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=05p&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=M7K3UKDgKZSm8gTs1YGgAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=610). Oh, and take the needed precautions if you are at work.:confused13:

envy_me
11-29-2012, 02:10 PM
I love how guys just put a jacket or sweater over it :D

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 02:11 PM
I love how guys just put a jacket or sweater over it :D

Over the computer screen? It's much easier to simply leave the page.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 02:14 PM
Over the computer screen? It's much easier to simply leave the page.

No, when I was young, i was intern at this place and we got a magazine in mail with pamela anderson on the cover. There were jackets in circulation among the men :D

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 02:17 PM
I love how guys just put a jacket or sweater over it :D

or hang a jacket from it...

envy_me
11-29-2012, 02:18 PM
or hang a jacket from it...

Wooohooo, now we're talking :D

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:21 PM
bet you didn't know I have a sex tape!

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 02:24 PM
bet you didn't know I have a sex tape!

Big deal, I hours of them piled up in my garage. Wait, do you mean one of yourself? For one reason or another, every time I've had sex the women insisted on closing the drapes and shutting off the lights. I know, weird, eh?

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:25 PM
yeah, I just posted it!

Dave's Bitch
11-29-2012, 02:29 PM
Nope, sorry. He sucks.


You should listen to his playing in Victim of Changes and Painkiller and you may change your mind

Why do you think he sucks?

envy_me
11-29-2012, 02:29 PM
Big deal, I hours of them piled up in my garage. Wait, do you mean one of yourself? For one reason or another, every time I've had sex the women insisted on closing the drapes and shutting off the lights. I know, weird, eh?

I can relate to that. I am pretty shy when it comes to genitals. I can't even look mine in the eyes. In the mirror that is...

Dave's Bitch
11-29-2012, 02:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls

That guy don't got your funk ;)

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:32 PM
That guy don't got your funk ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQCmeywkAZo

Dave's Bitch
11-29-2012, 02:35 PM
If bassists count then Lesfunk Can Easily Find A Woman's Clitoris

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:40 PM
unfortunately bassists only count to four... then start over again.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 02:51 PM
You're a bass player??? Why do I get along with bass players so damn good. It's crazy, my friends have been teasing me about bass players forever.


P.S. Sorry for hijacking the thread. I just felt it needed it.

binnie
11-29-2012, 02:55 PM
Yeah, he's a tool sack. His playing sucks, too.

Not sure what you mean by 'sucks' in this context - he could play circles round most guys.

And you know it's him instantly. That's rare.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 02:56 PM
I had a Swedish girl friend in music school that also was partial to bass players. She eventually wound up with a guitarist though...

binnie
11-29-2012, 02:59 PM
Another player who fits into the category of this thread (by which I understand to mean 'guitar players who don't wank off') would be Dean Deleo from Stone Temple Pilots.

Who in the hell plays like THAT?

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:01 PM
I had a Swedish girl friend in music school that also was partial to bass players. She eventually wound up with a guitarist though...

That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:02 PM
It's funny that you should say that because I always heard Jimmy Page influence in his playing

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:03 PM
That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

Let's face it. Envy is just a slut for 4 strings! LOL:clap:

Much like I'm a slut for women with a pulse!

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 03:03 PM
unfortunately bassists only count to four... then start over again.

And some of us only employ two strings...and a slide!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ygpJm3AhA

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:05 PM
very little clitoral stimulation there...

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 03:11 PM
And some of us only employ two strings...and a slide!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ygpJm3AhA

one string works too, i guess...

https://www.google.com/search?q=pearl+string+panty&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=ujB&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=28C3UP60HMG1iwL1r4GIBg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1440&bih=728 (careful)

Kristy
11-29-2012, 03:14 PM
I tried it once but it really ruined my boner when Lounge Machine posted suddenly.

He's total boner kill.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 03:16 PM
You should listen to his playing in Victim of Changes and Painkiller and you may change your mind

Why do you think he sucks?

Because he never got out the mindset of living in 1983 when it came to his playing.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:18 PM
That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:23 PM
It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.

You're a bass player too? Hahaaha. Crazy...

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:24 PM
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5441/6942487324_a4600e9390_z.jpg

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 03:31 PM
one string works too, i guess...

https://www.google.com/search?q=pearl+string+panty&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=ujB&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=28C3UP60HMG1iwL1r4GIBg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA&biw=1440&bih=728 (careful)

Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit. :rockit2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZNk76_4lds

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:32 PM
Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:33 PM
Fucking the bass player still beats fucking a roadie. She was out to score. At least she got a band member.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:33 PM
Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...

Kip had some nice girls on his cock when he was the flavor of the week.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:34 PM
It's because us bass players are funky and have rhythm. Those skills tend to translate to the bedroom quite well. Guitar players are just spastic wankers who cum too soon. Bass players can rock your world and make you cum.

She never said bass players made her orgasm....

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:34 PM
Say what you want about the guy, but I always found this to be galaxies beyond cool as shit. :rockit2:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZNk76_4lds

Les Paul did it first.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:35 PM
BTW, Robben Ford was one of the loudest guitar players on stage I ever heard. He was great but Jaysus! He made Ted Nugent sound like Tiny Tim

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:36 PM
Lounge Machine is Kip Winger you know...

You're saing that to me? Are you implying something? Who is Kip Winger? Lounge is a bass player? Don't listen to Donnie, he doesn't know what he's talking about...

Many quetions...

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 03:38 PM
At least she got a band member.

Technically, she got a band member's member.

Guitar Shark
11-29-2012, 03:38 PM
Who is Kip Winger?

Let me Google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Who+is+Kip+Winger%3F)

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:40 PM
She never said bass players made her orgasm....

Some of them did...

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:40 PM
That's crazy. I was together for 3 years with a bass player. Guys I've slept with that I had NO idea played bass turned out to be bass players. It didn't happend just like once or twice. It happends constantly. I think 70% of the guys I have been with were bass players.

I has less to do with the instrument and more to do with the Type of person that chooses to play said instrument. You just get along with the bass player "Type" more than the "Drummer" (Caveman) type or the "Guitar player" type.
...or I'm full of shit too

As a rule Bassists tend to be less narcissistic than Drummers or guitar players

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 03:42 PM
Some of them did...
...and some have not yet had the opportunity . wink...wink...

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:43 PM
...and some have not yet had the opportunity . wink...wink...

Hahahah :D That's right :D

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:45 PM
Some of them did...

OOOOwwwww!:appl:

envy_me
11-29-2012, 03:50 PM
Let me Google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Who+is+Kip+Winger%3F)

Sorry, i know, i know. I was just eager to defend myself. That is NOT true.

.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 03:51 PM
I has less to do with the instrument and more to do with the Type of person that chooses to play said instrument. You just get along with the bass player "Type" more than the "Drummer" (Caveman) type or the "Guitar player" type.
...or I'm full of shit too

As a rule Bassists tend to be less narcissistic than Drummers or guitar players

Bass players tend to be more confident in themselves. A lot of them start off as guitarists but someone has to play the bass and they are the ones who pick up the torch because the job needed to be done and they don't have a insecure ego to feed. A lot of the times the bass player is the smart one in the group and tends to have less problems and handles their money better too.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 03:57 PM
Jesus Christ, how did this downgrade itself into a subject on god damn bass players!?!?!?

Look, unless you're somebody like Marcus Miller a bass player is nothing more than that kid everyone knew in high school who was somewhere between special ed and becoming a serial killer. He was the kid who took the bus or walked everywhere because his parents who too drunk, poor, in jail or stupid to go as far to buy them a god damn bicycle.

:focus:

jhale667
11-29-2012, 03:57 PM
Another player who fits into the category of this thread (by which I understand to mean 'guitar players who don't wank off') would be Dean Deleo from Stone Temple Pilots.

Who in the hell plays like THAT?


No one. Dean Deleo is brilliant. So his brother Robert...a BASS player. BRILLIANT.


(And yeah, I hear a Page influence too...the horror! :biggrin: )



:guitar:

envy_me
11-29-2012, 04:02 PM
Jesus Christ, how did this downgrade itself into a subject on god damn bass players!?!?!?

Look, unless you're somebody like Marcus Miller a bass player is nothing more than that kid everyone knew in high school who was somewhere between special ed and becoming a serial killer. He was the kid who took the bus or walked everywhere because his parents who too drunk, poor, in jail or stupid to go as far to buy them a god damn bicycle.

:focus:


That was so judgemental and NOT true.

And what's the topic? You calling everyone and everything "ghey"?

Kristy
11-29-2012, 04:04 PM
Twat
http://stadium-arcadium.com/images/flea-michael-balzary-red-hot-chili-peppers-rhcp-85.jpg

Kristy
11-29-2012, 04:05 PM
Twat
http://ewmusicmix.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/geddyleerush_l.jpg

Kristy
11-29-2012, 04:06 PM
Twat
http://www.myrareguitars.com/guitar-pictures/chris-squire-yes-bass-player.jpg

Geddit?

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 04:11 PM
Jesus Christ, how did this downgrade itself into a subject on god damn bass players!?!?!?

Look, unless you're somebody like Marcus Miller a bass player is nothing more than that kid everyone knew in high school who was somewhere between special ed and becoming a serial killer. He was the kid who took the bus or walked everywhere because his parents who too drunk, poor, in jail or stupid to go as far to buy them a god damn bicycle.

:focus:
Just fucking classic right there! LOL!
P.S. Marcus Rules!

Kristy
11-29-2012, 04:16 PM
Yes he does. His versh of Hendrix's 'Power Of Soul' is beyond incredible.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 04:34 PM
Clitoral stimulation for everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGDMQahYP-M

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 04:44 PM
Good jazz musician but the problem with jazz is it starts to all sound the same. I like musicians who take those elements and do something different with it. Those people are very rare. The world is full of good technicians but its a rare technician that actually can make a piece of revolutionary art and set the world on fire.

Kristy
11-29-2012, 04:56 PM
Good jazz musician but the problem with jazz is it starts to all sound the same.


Wrong. But thanks for playing.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 04:57 PM
Good jazz musician but the problem with jazz is it starts to all sound the same. I like musicians who take those elements and do something different with it. Those people are very rare. The world is full of good technicians but its a rare technician that actually can make a piece of revolutionary art and set the world on fire.
When I read this post, I think "Nitro just revealed that he doesn't really play. In fact he's trying to bullshit me!"

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 05:02 PM
..again

Kristy
11-29-2012, 05:03 PM
That was so judgmental and NOT true.

Only now you're letting this bother you?

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 05:14 PM
When I read this post, I think "Nitro just revealed that he doesn't really play. In fact he's trying to bullshit me!"

he's an 80%er

Green Manalishi
11-29-2012, 05:17 PM
Bootsy Collins is one of the coolest bass players on the planet . If you want to hear some serious groove-thang bass check out - Bootsy's Rubber Band , Parliament - Funkadelic , or anything George Clinton .

I gotta agree with Kristy on one thing : Ry Cooder . I saw him open for Eric Clapton in 1983 . He was the cats ass and he had a well deserved standing ovation at the end of his opening slot .

Gotta respectfully disagree with Kristy on 4 players - Steve Howe : Classic YES is brilliant and Steve Howes playing is incredibly complicated . Same thing goes for YES bassist Chris Squire .

RUSH bassist Geddy Lee is a phenominal bassist .

K.K. Downing kicks maximum ass . Glen Tipton is the better player but K.K. is no slouch . The originators of quality Heavy Metals dual lead guitar tandom . Gotta stand up for K.K. , after all , I am The Green Manalishi .

There are many quality musicians that play music that I don't particularly like . However , that doesn't mean that they are not good musicians .

Anyone ever heard of Leo Kotke ? I'm not a big fan , however , I was treated to a Leo Kotke show in 1985 . He is a brilliant guitarist .

Kristy
11-29-2012, 05:20 PM
I gotta agree with Kristy on one thing : Ry Cooder . I saw him open for Eric Clapton in 1983 . He was the cats ass and he had a well deserved standing ovation at the end of his opening slot.

Post of the year right there, people.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 05:24 PM
Ry Cooder was the Guy Keith Richards ripped off to make Exile on Main Street

Kristy
11-29-2012, 05:30 PM
Ry Cooder is that wizened story teller who feeds you a cold reality of how brutal, insane and lost this world has become. His slow blues is like a slow fuse to me just seething away unlike this shitty produced, self-indulgent, highly unoriginal Zeppelin crap that EVERYONE here loves to get on their knees for no other reason than to blow each other to death about like the mindless musical drones they truly are. Ry Cooder is a guaranteed aural orgasm to me every time I hear him play.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 05:35 PM
Ry Cooder is that wizened story teller who feeds you a cold reality of how brutal, insane and lost this world has become. His slow blues is like a slow fuse to me just seething away unlike this shitty produced, self-indulgent, highly unoriginal Zeppelin crap that EVERYONE here loves to get on their knees and blow each other to death about like the mindless musical drones they truly are. Ry Cooder is a guaranteed aural orgasm to me every time I hear him play.



The world has always been brutal, insane, and lost. Read a history book. We must have been bored to want to come here. We probably were sitting up there bored and we saw this diverse and insane planet and said, hey, that doesn't look too boring down there, let's go check it out. The worst that happen is we can get killed and that just means we end back up here again but at least we got to experience some crazy.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 05:39 PM
When I read this post, I think "Nitro just revealed that he doesn't really play. In fact he's trying to bullshit me!"
What. Just because I find jazz for the most part boring means I don't know the E string from the D string? No the guy is a great bass player but he's playing jazz and frankly, no matter how good it is, after five minutes, it's time to end it.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 05:45 PM
There are many quality musicians that play music that I don't particularly like . However , that doesn't mean that they are not good musicians
Bingo! Just because something is complicated and hard to play doesn't mean it's going to move everyone. Some people can do with one note that others can't with 100 of them.

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 05:54 PM
Not at all. You're allowed to prefer any style music. It's just that people that play simply don't say shit like that. Especially about [transcendent] artists like Marcus Miller. He's not even really jazz although you will find his albums in the "jazz" section I suppose. When you say jazz all sounds the same... well it's one of two things. You either are out of your depth on this subject or you don't know what you're talking about. No offense.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 06:05 PM
I have no real interest in jazz. I don't really have a broad depth on musicians in general. I can play instruments though. I had to take piano lessons as a kid. I can read music. I took classical guitar in college. I play piano, guitar, and picked up bass a few years ago. It's a hobby. No I'm no music professor and really have no interest in dissecting things to that level. Frankly, I'm not interested in music to that level.

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:07 PM
:sleepy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :snore:

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 06:08 PM
Wake up bitch!

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:10 PM
I am trying a sober weekday, this sucks man!

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 06:11 PM
Oh you know thats some bullshit right there!

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:13 PM
Oh you know thats some bullshit right there!

Do you need me to post a picture? My car started I passed my breathalyzer!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:13 PM
I hear you Warf, I am dying of boredom here tonight. Good thing some people got some things started in "Congratulations..."-thread. I tried to sex up this thread, but here they are, still talking about jazz...

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 06:14 PM
Do you need me to post a picture? My car started I passed my breathalyzer!
The night is young. that's all i'm sayin'

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 06:16 PM
Do you need me to post a picture? My car started I passed my breathalyzer!

I used to have one of those!! It's like a game :gulp:

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:16 PM
The night is young. that's all i'm sayin'

Not where I'm at... :-/

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:16 PM
I hear you Warf, I am dying of boredom here tonight. Good thing some people got some things started in "Congratulations..."-thread. I tried to sex up this thread, but here they are, still talking about jazz...

Start a what's your favorite position thread in non :lol:

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:18 PM
I used to have one of those!! It's like a game :gulp:

Haha... I actually have dodged DUI's so far in my life... (knock on wood)

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:19 PM
The night is young. that's all i'm sayin'

The only alcohol I have at my place right now is in my listerine bottle.... so the odds are pretty good I might make it until tommorow.... lol

Mr. Vengeance
11-29-2012, 06:20 PM
The thread title got me semi hard.....the actual post got me limp.

Kristy failed to deliver!!!!!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Start a what's your favorite position thread in non :lol:

Didn't I already? But i don't wanna post sex stuff in non, only members.

vandeleur
11-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Do you need me to post a picture? My car started I passed my breathalyzer!

Am gonna create a breathalyser app.
You blow in your mobile phone in the headphone socket , if you fail it blocks ya Facebook twitter the army and you don't have to worry about having being a twat the night before ...
Am gonna make a fortune :D

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:23 PM
The thread title got me semi hard.....the actual post got me limp.

Kristy failed to deliver!!!!!

This thread got me so limp, I am trying to make balloon animals out of my dick....

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 06:27 PM
Am gonna create a breathalyser app.
You blow in your mobile phone in the headphone socket , if you fail it blocks ya Facebook twitter the army and you don't have to worry about having being a twat the night before ...
Am gonna make a fortune :D

Where do I buy this?? I'd just wind up trying to figure a way around it :gulp:

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 06:28 PM
This thread got me so limp, I am trying to make balloon animals out of my dick....

Blow harder!

Kristy
11-29-2012, 06:34 PM
This thread got me so limp, I am trying to make balloon animals out of my dick....

Let me know if you ever get booked on Letterman's "stupid human tricks" for doing that, WACF.

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:40 PM
Let me know if you ever get booked on Letterman's "stupid human tricks" for doing that, WACF.

He already booked ELVIS, who can read a whole bible verse and then judge the audience....

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:42 PM
Didn't I already? But i don't wanna post sex stuff in non, only members.

Then start a thread dedicated to married men you would fuck.....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:43 PM
Then start a thread dedicated to married men you would fuck.....

says the married man with a girlfriend on the side,. I thought it would be just us forever.

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 06:43 PM
Then start a thread dedicated to married men you would fuck.....

And then feel disgusted afterwards...

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:45 PM
says the married man with a girlfriend on the side,. I thought it would be just us forever.

You need to stop or I am gonna post the naked picture you sent me....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:47 PM
You need to stop or I am gonna post the naked picture you sent me....

That picture is private. I trusted you!!! And to see you cheat on me with all those skanks... A double betray.

WARF
11-29-2012, 06:55 PM
That picture is private. I trusted you!!! And to see you cheat on me with all those skanks... A double betray.

Tell me how it feels now, baby??

I told you on facebook I had a girlfriend and you saw her pictures....

The marriage is over for us....

By the power invested in me I now pronounce you BLOCKED and DELETED....

You may now kiss my ass, bitch!

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 06:58 PM
:bolt:

envy_me
11-29-2012, 06:59 PM
Tell me how it feels now, baby??

I told you on facebook I had a girlfriend and you saw her pictures....

The marriage is over for us....

By the power invested in me I now pronounce you BLOCKED and DELETED....

You may now kiss my ass, bitch!

You're calling ME a bitch? Let's see what the court says about that!!!! I am taking you to court! You cheated on me AND have those pictures.

I have connections to the Yugoslavian maffia. WATCH OUT!!! I sell shoes. Concrete boots.

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:01 PM
You're calling ME a bitch? Let's see what the court says about that!!!! I am taking you to court! You cheated on me AND have those pictures.

I have connections to the Yugoslavian maffia. WATCH OUT!!! I sell shoes. Concrete boots.


Wah Wah Wah Wah!!!!

Stay tuned for a new thread in the photo forum, babycakes!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:03 PM
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!!!

Stay tuned for a new thread in the photo forum, babycakes!

DON'T YOU DARE!!!! I HATE YOU! Do not post those pictures, or I'm coming after you!!!
I am calling my uncle Slobodan!

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 07:04 PM
Bitch shoulda respected the Bunnies!!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:08 PM
Bitch shoulda respected the Bunnies!!

you mean those hookers of his??? you men are all the same...
WARF, I'm warning you about the pictures!!!

vandeleur
11-29-2012, 07:08 PM
Dude she likes angry sex , tell her she has a big nose and wonky tits then try and stick it up her pooper ... Jobs a good un :D

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 07:09 PM
Johnny Carson once memorably remarked "Do you know why divorces are so expensive? It's because they are worth it."

After a couple of my own, I'd have to agree.

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:09 PM
DON'T YOU DARE!!!! I HATE YOU! Do not post those pictures, or I'm coming after you!!!
I am calling my uncle Slobodan!

He better be wearin a cup!!!!

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 07:10 PM
WARF there is no need to post nudie pics of Envy!!!!!
that's what PM's are for...

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:12 PM
No YOU better be wearing a cup.

I WISH I NEVER MET YOU. Just respect me enough and delete the pictures.

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:13 PM
The naked pictures are going up tonight!

Call you Pollock uncle....

I don't give a shit....

I am still waiting for your whole family to screw in my light bulb....

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 07:14 PM
OMG! I just got a PM from WARF! I wonder what it's about?

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 07:15 PM
you mean those hookers of his??? you men are all the same...
WARF, I'm warning you about the pictures!!!

Did you send him the same ones you sent me?? This chick has been hangin from my dick sling for months. Gee, I haven't updated the Nancy Grace thread in a while...

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:16 PM
Now three of us have the pics?????

How does it feel envy...

Do you feel humiliated???

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:16 PM
The naked pictures are going up tonight!

Call you Pollock uncle....

I don't give a shit....

I am still waiting for your whole family to screw in my light bulb....


You better be kidding! If you post those pictures I can take you to court and take everything you own. And then my family will come after you. We fought the Turks for 500 years, what do you think we can do to you...

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 07:16 PM
OMG! I just got a PM from WARF! I wonder what it's about?

Probably advice on how to upload pictures to the internet using a not-so-smart phone. Hell, even I thought just about every phone out there could take and send pictures. Man, was I misinformed.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:18 PM
Did you send him the same ones you sent me?? This chick has been hangin from my dick sling for months. Gee, I haven't updated the Nancy Grace thread in a while...

DONNIE!!! I thought we were friends!!! Was it all just a game to you????

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 07:19 PM
Now three of us have the pics?????

How does it feel envy...

Do you feel humiliated???

I'm thinking the one of her squatting over the phone would look nice in my thread..

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:20 PM
I'm thinking the one of her squatting over the phone would look nice in my thread..

STOP IT!!! I can't believe I loaned you that money. I feel so stupid now.

Headly1984
11-29-2012, 07:21 PM
:popcorn:

feel free to do whatever ..

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:22 PM
OMG! I just got a PM from WARF! I wonder what it's about?

PLEASE, don't look at those pictures. Just close your eyes and try to delete them.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 07:22 PM
You better be kidding! If you post those pictures I can take you to court and take everything you own. And then my family will come after you. We fought the Turks for 500 years, what do you think we can do to you...

Your family were Serbs?

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:23 PM
Chefcraig is just waiting here with his catchers mitt....

Waiting to intercept the photo....

:lol: :lmao:

I gotta admit she got a sexy body!

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:24 PM
PLEASE, don't look at those pictures. Just close your eyes and try to delete them.

I can't close my eyes.... I jerk off to them....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:24 PM
Your family were Serbs?

On my mothers side... What will they say now when this comes out.

And donnie will probably never give me my money back :(

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 07:25 PM
She was talking to me JackAss!

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 07:25 PM
Chefcraig is just waiting here with his catchers mitt....

Waiting to intercept the photo....

:lol: :lmao:

I gotta admit she got a sexy body!

i made a thread for ya :baaa:

Headly1984
11-29-2012, 07:26 PM
:thread_needs_pics:

Little Texan
11-29-2012, 07:26 PM
Who else is thinking that envy is Warf and Warf is envy...Finkle is Einhorn...

Either that, or Warf is posting from envy's account. The posting styles are awful similar.

Warf...you sly dog!

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 07:26 PM
WARF, this is the biggest dick move ever! You truly are a bastard! Thanks a million BTW!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:27 PM
I can't close my eyes.... I jerk off to them....

STOP jerking off to them!!! STOP IT!! Stop moving your hand back and forth over the shaft...

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 07:28 PM
Troll of the year?

PETE'S BROTHER
11-29-2012, 07:28 PM
Troll of the year?

alias...of the month

WARF
11-29-2012, 07:31 PM
STOP jerking off to them!!! STOP IT!! Stop moving your hand back and forth over the shaft...

Pretty soon the whole army will be jerking off my little buttercup.....

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 07:33 PM
Pretty soon the whole army will be jerking off my little buttercup.....

Who says we haven't been...for like DECADES now?

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 07:34 PM
Ya know what Envy? I've tried to be nice to you. I've even stuck up for you. But the shit you pulled today is over the damn line. Get those tits ooot while you're still young honey...

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 07:35 PM
On my mothers side... What will they say now when this comes out.

And donnie will probably never give me my money back :(

My wife's uncle was hidden from the Nazis by the Serbs. He's a WWII veteran and was pissed as hell when our own Air Force attacked the Serbs.


Those biased against Serbs have even tried to paint Serbs as being anti-Semitic. However, one of the rescued airmen was Maj. Richard L. Felman, a Jewish-American who, through binoculars, watched the burning of a village in which 200 Serbian women and children were killed because they would not disclose to the Germans where the Chetniks were hiding the Americans. Of the Serbs, Felman wrote: “If there was one egg, it went to the American airmen while the Serbs went hungry. If there were one bed or one blanket, it went to us while the Serbs slept on the bare ground. No risk or sacrifice was too great to insure our safety and well-being.” These hardly sound like the same people Mr. Kuhner describes.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:35 PM
Pretty soon the whole army will be jerking off my little buttercup.....

They already are

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:37 PM
Ya know what Envy? I've tried to be nice to you. I've even stuck up for you. But the shit you pulled today is over the damn line. Get those tits ooot while you're still young honey...

How can you say that after everything I've done for you. Loaned you thagt money (which I'll never get back i guess), promised to do all that stuff when we get together....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:39 PM
My wife's uncle was hidden from the Nazis by the Serbs. He's a WWII veteran and was pissed as hell when our own Air Force attacked the Serbs.

Yeah, serbs are really good people. We were refugees there for 1.5 year during the war.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 07:46 PM
I HAVE NO CHOICE. If you guys post my pictures, I am posting Donnies dick picture. I did NOT want to do this, but i have no choice.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 07:47 PM
Yeah, serbs are really good people. We were refugees there for 1.5 year during the war.
During the war our media was painting the Serbs to be horrible people to justify attacking them. Sadly people believe what the media feeds them. Most people here have no idea how much the Serbs helped us during WWII.

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:00 PM
I HAVE NO CHOICE. If you guys post my pictures, I am posting Donnies dick picture. I did NOT want to do this, but i have no choice.

Like I care. I shoulda known today how this was gonna go down. Fucking ungrateful twat!!

Frodo
11-29-2012, 08:05 PM
Not to get into to much politics here, but the Serbs wanted to take all of what used to be Yugoslavia and and make it a bigger Serbia.:jaw:

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:06 PM
I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu

I wish I did though.... will you still marry me envy????

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:07 PM
I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu

I wish I did though.... will you still marry me envy????

Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:08 PM
Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

Back at ya!! Now, show me your tits!! :)

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:09 PM
Of course I will darling!!! At least you made a super boring evening at Army so much fun :-)

Thanks Warf and Donnie :-)

I love you baby!!!!! :clap:

uh uh u hu hu hu h u hu hu

Nah just kidding... I don't love you...

But I still wanna fuck you!

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 08:10 PM
I don't have naked pics of envy_me you perverts.... uh u hu hu hu hu h u hu


Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:10 PM
You should have seen the pic of the serbian whore I goggled it looked exactly like envy me...

It would have been classic.... :lol:

It would have been a great addition to the muff thread....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:10 PM
I love you baby!!!!! :clap:

uh uh u hu hu hu h u hu hu

Nah just kidding... I don't love you...

But I still wanna fuck you!

I LOVE you. And you love me too :-)

And I don't have an uncle Slobodan.

neuralfraud
11-29-2012, 08:11 PM
uh wow...
9220

Uli Jon Roth. That's my entry. Thanks

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:12 PM
Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

It's 2 am where envy lives... I didn't want her to stay up all night....

Plus the Serbian uncle in the mafia.... the lawyer threats.... She probably would have been banned when she woke up...

I was beggin' her to say "It's Fab Shadow" and she refused.... oh well.... :lol:

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:14 PM
I LOVE you. And you love me too :-)

And I don't have an uncle Slobodan.

Envy you fucked this up!

We could have had the most classic fight ever!

I had the pic loaded and ready...

I was even gonna register as "Slobadan" and start swearing at people in Serbian! u hu hu h uh u hu hu hu h

after all of this... I really do think I wanna marry you!!!!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:15 PM
Which I more or less suspected, which is why I wasn't all that concerned about editing out the private content.

It is a shame that you let the cat out of the bag (so to speak) so early, howeever. We haven't had a rollicking thread with folks pitching in with hilarious takes in quite a while now.

It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 08:16 PM
It's 2 am where envy lives... I didn't wanna to stay up all night....


Probably just as well. I get out of here at 9PM, then have to rush home to get there in time to catch Person Of Interest without missing more than the first 6 minutes. Any longer than that and you'll never figure out the plot.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:16 PM
Envy you fucked this up!

We could have had the most classic fight ever!

I had the pic loaded and ready...

I was even gonna register as "Slobadan" and start swearing at people in Serbian! u hu hu h uh u hu hu hu h

after all of this... I really do think I wanna marry you!!!!

I know, sorry.

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:18 PM
It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

Fab shadow was doing this shit 5 years ago... we would have struck gold if you claimed to be FAB SHADOW.... :lmao:

all hell would have broke loose....

Well... sorry guys.... we got no pics to jerk off to tonight.... now go log on to www.youjizz.com

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 08:19 PM
It's not Warfs fault that it came out so early. If you guys hate me now, imagine how much you would have hated me if you though i was threatening people for real with yugoslav maffia and uncle slobodan.

I didn't believe any of it, because we used to do threads like this all the time back in the day. It would lead to other threads, and literally spread across the board in a side-splitting fashion.

That rambunctious spirit is what made the ARMY years ago, and occasionally comes along every now and then, to everyone's jovial amusement.

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:19 PM
I know, sorry.

Can you send me a real naked picture now?

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:20 PM
I was this close to posting a pic in the other thread of a chick pissing on a teddy bear! Damn, just 10 more minutes and it would have blown up!! :)

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:21 PM
Fab shadow was doing this shit 5 years ago... we would have struck gold if you claimed to be FAB SHADOW.... :lmao:

all hell would have broke loose....

Well... sorry guys.... we got no pics to jerk off to tonight.... now go log on to www.youjizz.com

NOW you tell me, hahahaha, I asked you what that was like 30 minutes ago but you didn't reply.

Oh, well, never mind. We'll get married soon, and it will all be okay :D

At least this thread got some visitors...

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:21 PM
I didn't believe any of it, because we used to do threads like this all the time back in the day. It would lead to other threads, and literally spread across the board in a side-splitting fashion.

That rambunctious spirit is what made the ARMY years ago, and occasionally comes along every now and then, to everyone's jovial amusement.

I told envy this!

I was trying to bring back the old school flavor of the army....

But she thought people would hate her after this... so I had to respect her wishes....

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:23 PM
I told envy this!

I was trying to bring back the old school flavor of the army....

But she thought people would hate her after this... so I had to respect her wishes....

Thank you for respecting that <3

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:23 PM
I was this close to posting a pic in the other thread of a chick pissing on a teddy bear! Damn, just 10 more minutes and it would have blown up!! :)

We need a real fucking troll man.

Like another Joe Thunder, jesterstar, fab shadow... those were the best days ever!!!

You can still post the teddy pic.... I need to something to look at!

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:25 PM
Yeah Donnie, post the picture. The alternative is going back to fighting over Steve Stevens :-/

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:26 PM
Thank you for respecting that <3

I would have played this game for a week... it would have been EPIC....

Lawyers.... Serbian uncles.... death threats.... Va Beach getting nasty.... naked photos... bannings.... people think we're the same person.... what a clusterfuck of awesomeness...

lesfunk
11-29-2012, 08:27 PM
I just don't want to find out that Envy Me is not real person. She's seems like a nice girl. As we all know, WARF is completely full of shit and out of his tree.
It could have been entertaining but was over before it started.

envy_me
11-29-2012, 08:28 PM
I would have played this game for a week... it would have been EPIC....

Lawyers.... Serbian uncles.... death threats.... Va Beach getting nasty.... naked photos... bannings.... people think we're the same person.... what a clusterfuck of awesomeness...

Hahahaha. You need a real troll :D We'll find you somebody :-)

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:28 PM
I would have played this game for a week... it would have been EPIC....

Lawyers.... Serbian uncles.... death threats.... Va Beach getting nasty.... naked photos... bannings.... people think we're the same person.... what a clusterfuck of awesomeness...

This is what I was saying the other day - we need some of that around here!!

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:30 PM
I just don't want to find out that Envy Me is not real person. She's seems like a nice girl. As we all know, WARF is completely full of shit and out of his tree.
It could have been entertaining but was over before it started.

Envy is a real chick and really does live in Sweden. At least I hope so or I had the strangest conversation last night with WARF... :)

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 08:30 PM
We need a real fucking troll man.

Like another Joe Thunder, jesterstar, fab shadow... those were the best days ever!!!


That's the problem these days, the prospects are just so dumb, without any staying power and tend to consist of about this much depth...


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/il_TheDarkness_li/Pee%20Wee%20Herman/IknowYouAreupdated1.jpg

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:31 PM
It's gotta be real.... we need a real fucking headcase.... it's been way to long....

Fab shadow was the master of this shit....

The dog cookies...

The spanish fly guy war....

The fucking calls at work....

It was classic...

Anyone remember when someone registered as "Connor" her baby??? lol

chefcraig
11-29-2012, 08:34 PM
It's gotta be real.... we need a real fucking headcase.... it's been way to long....

Fab shadow was the master of this shit....

The dog cookies...

The spanish fly guy war....

The fucking calls at work....

It was classic...

Anyone remember when someone registered as "Connor" her baby??? lol

She that can not be named. Some of that stuff was borderline, and some of it blew way past the line into downright scary territory, such as real life harassment. No thanks.

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:36 PM
Now that this is over will you post the TEDDY BEAR pic?

DONNIEP
11-29-2012, 08:47 PM
Now that this is over will you post the TEDDY BEAR pic?

It's on peepeebabes.com but now that I'm home and can see it she's not even pissing on it!!

WARF
11-29-2012, 08:55 PM
I was bored today so I googled "Sammy Hagar taking a dump on a German Sheppard"....

And sure enough it was there....

http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/3-29/GAreAWW3aW-2.png

http://drawception.com/viewgame/GAreAWW3aW/a-sammy-hagar-taking-a-dump-on-a-german-shepherd/

Matt White
11-29-2012, 10:38 PM
sometimes...ya just gotta laugh at the Trolls!!!!


Fetch Krustina!!!

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dog-playing-fetch-by-himself.gif

sadaist
11-29-2012, 11:44 PM
Because he never got out the mindset of living in 1983 when it came to his playing.


That's KK. What do you think of Glenn Tipton? he is much more attractive too. Always my favorite of the 2.

sadaist
11-29-2012, 11:47 PM
Hahahaha. You need a real troll :D We'll find you somebody :-)


I oughta sick WARF on my ex wife. That nasty bitch wouldn't stand a chance.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 11:49 PM
sometimes...ya just gotta laugh at the Trolls!!!!


Fetch Krustina!!!

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dog-playing-fetch-by-himself.gif

Our dog does the same exact thing with a ball. She is also good at catching frisbees.

Nitro Express
11-29-2012, 11:56 PM
Pretty soon the whole army will be jerking off my little buttercup.....

A whole army jerking off. Could you imagine these guys doing it all at once?



Talk about a lot of Chinese nuts.

Little Texan
11-30-2012, 12:19 AM
sometimes...ya just gotta laugh at the Trolls!!!!


Fetch Krustina!!!

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dog-playing-fetch-by-himself.gif

That dog is smarter than Krustina.

vandeleur
11-30-2012, 12:22 AM
Well played to the cast , thanks to Donniep , warf and of course envy me.
Looking forward to your next production .
:biggrin: