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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    The Only In Seattle Thread











    I've actually had a few friends/associates witness this little meltdown this weekend....
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6663

    #2
    Who's this guy's publicist?

    "Hey Katt.... get an interview with the local TV station, and be sure you're wearing something advertising a local rock star or sports team... or better yet both!! That will get all the locals on your side!!"
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • jhale667
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 20929

      #3
      Dude's usually pretty funny... he's retiring because of this? Isn't this the kind of thing celebs normally do when their career needs a boost?
      Originally posted by conmee
      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

      That is all.

      Icon.
      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


      Originally posted by Isaac R.
      Then it's really true??:eek:

      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
      Originally posted by eddie78
      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21834

        #4
        I have no idea who he is. So this is a non-event to me. Whoop-de-do.

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          I have no idea who he is. So this is a non-event to me. Whoop-de-do.

          I caught a clip of his stand up special on cable. Advertised as the ultimately uber famous everyone knows him super millionaire star among stars best comedian ever. I had never heard of him before or after that special. I only watched a few minutes of it. Chris Rock or Ron White is way better.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by Satan
            Who's this guy's publicist?

            "Hey Katt.... get an interview with the local TV station, and be sure you're wearing something advertising a local rock star or sports team... or better yet both!! That will get all the locals on your side!!"


            Lets get him a 'Guns Of Nevada' shirt for the next meltdown.



            *I'd like one too please.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • envy_me
              Swedish Love Pump
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              • Dec 2010
              • 7180

              #7
              After this kind of publicity, he shouldn't quit. It's now that it begins :-)
              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32794

                #8
                Yup. Sarah Palin made $14 million off her bad publicity.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • envy_me
                  Swedish Love Pump
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 7180

                  #9
                  What's up with people when they come to Seattle? Ted Bundy operated there for a long time. Then we have Frasier.... :-)
                  Last edited by envy_me; 12-06-2012, 04:54 AM.
                  The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35158

                    #10
                    Never heard of him. Checked it on YouTube, I don't get it. I guess it doesn't travel.

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32794

                      #11
                      Originally posted by envy_me
                      What's up with people when they come to Seattle? Ted Bundy operated there for a long time. Then we have Frasier.... :-)
                      Seattle is like a beautiful woman who is sick all the time. Beautiful mountains, water and forrest but it rains and is overcast a lot. My sister in law grew up there and always suffered from depression until she moved away to Arizona. Some people can't handle the weather there. For me it's the traffic. Seattle has some of the worst traffic in the US. I've had my fill of morning commutes and frankly don't miss that part of my life at all.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • ashstralia
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 6555

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        Seattle is like a beautiful woman who is sick all the time. Beautiful mountains, water and forrest but it rains and is overcast a lot. My sister in law...
                        maybe your sis in law was the sick woman. just sayin bro.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32794

                          #13
                          She needed sunshine and no not the kind that comes in a can.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Angel
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7481

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Seattle is like a beautiful woman who is sick all the time. Beautiful mountains, water and forrest but it rains and is overcast a lot. My sister in law grew up there and always suffered from depression until she moved away to Arizona. Some people can't handle the weather there.
                            I used to live in Victoria and suffered terribly from major depression due to the lack of sunshine. I'll take 40 below with blue skies over that dreary grey any day!
                            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35158

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Angel
                              I used to live in Victoria and suffered terribly from major depression due to the lack of sunshine. I'll take 40 below with blue skies over that dreary grey any day!
                              From Wiki
                              "With 2,193 hours of sun annually, Victoria is one of the sunniest places in British Columbia and gets more sunshine than most other cities in Canada, except those in the southern Prairies. Often there is a break in the clouds over the Victoria area. Pilots use this "hole in the clouds" as a navigation aid, referring to it as the "blue hole".
                              Seattle gets around the same amount - 2100 hours.


                              We get about 1400 hours annually, you would top yourself...
                              Last edited by Seshmeister; 12-06-2012, 10:01 AM.

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