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Hardrock69
12-20-2012, 03:11 PM
This happened in 2010, but I just ran across this article by accident:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report



11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.




Here is an excerpt from the actual report:

http://i47.tinypic.com/aom848.jpg


And here is the "thing" itself. Probably Krusty's mom. :hee:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2958wsm.jpg

Nitro Express
12-21-2012, 01:01 AM
Too bad GOAT and Steve weren't around. She looks like she's down with the DP.

Nitro Express
12-21-2012, 01:06 AM
This is for you Melissa Williams.

Little Texan
12-21-2012, 02:22 AM
Too bad GOAT and Steve weren't around. She looks like she's down with the DP.

They'd be down with the DP until they got a whiff of that rotten sardine smelling snatch.

vandeleur
12-21-2012, 03:07 AM
She is rough

Hardrock69
12-21-2012, 03:47 AM
To say the least....

binnie
12-21-2012, 04:34 AM
I really wish my Mom would consult with me first before she goes out........

envy_me
12-21-2012, 07:27 AM
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

:lmao: Hahahahah. Quote of the year :D

Angel
12-21-2012, 10:29 AM
I really wish my Mom would consult with me first before she goes out........

Oh fuck. :lmao: :lmao: the coffee almost came out of my nose on that one! :thumbup: