WTF? Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire? Modern Band Names Fucking Suck Ass!

[Hardrock69]

It is stupid enough these morons come up with lame-ass names like "Job For A Cowboy" (what, sucking cattle cochs?) or "As I Lay Dying" or whatever.

Apparently there WAS a band called "Clinging To The Trees Of A Forest Fire" in Denver.

Apparently some of the members of that "band" have now formed a new one.

Why doesn't some idiot create a band called "I Was Walking Down The Street And I Stepped On The Hand Of God" or something idiotic like that?

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=183843

[sonrisa salvaje]

It is funny how band names seem to change with the times. Just a few years ago the one word band name was in. Now it seems as if they are descriptive in nature consisting of 3 to 4 words. The above band names are pretty bad. I know a band that made fun of band names like this. Accordingly, they initially selected the title God's Big Black Cock.

[twonabomber]

I thought of that when I first saw an ad for The Fray. I'm sitting there thinking that's a great name for a thrash band or something, you know, thrown into the fray, arrrrrgh!. And then it turns out to be some whiny pussy singer mopey shit.

Modest Mouse? My Morning Jacket? Ugh. How's about Where's My Puke Bucket?

[Nitro Express]

I think the best band names I ever heard were: Flaming Globs of Vomit Death, Monkey Screw, The Butt Fuck Brothers, and Dump.

[Hardrock69]

:lmao:

[vandeleur]

There is a cover band called.... Cul-de-nutsac
Which I thought was funny .
I like humorous cover band names .

My friend had a slip not cover band called ... Snot lip .

[vandeleur]

And of course the classic ...667 neighbour of the beast is a tough one to beat :D

[Little Texan]

I always thought "Bullet For My Valentine" was a pretty damn stupid name for a band.

[binnie]

I actually think 'As I Lay Dying' is a good band name.....

[Little Texan]

The Butt Fuck Brothers

That's the GOAT's former band, isn't it? ;)

[sonrisa salvaje]

Kind of puts a new spin on the band name The Brothers Johnson.

[private parts]

Kind of puts a new spin on the band name The Brothers Johnson.

My favorite mythical band name..."Chix with Dix"

[FORD]

My favorite mythical band name..."Chix with Dix"

Is that Mann Coulter's band?

[lesfunk]

Anal Cunt = WINNING

[private parts]

Is that Mann Coulter's band?

No. He's in "Dudes with Douches"

[Coyote]

Does the length of a band name even matter, given how it's going to be turned into an acronym at some point?

Which reminds me, does "Countering Universally Nocturnal Transmissions" sound too pretentious?:yo:

[Hardrock69]

By all means, go for it! We will expect your first demos by January 1.

With final album-quality mixes and artwork by January 7, 2013.

You have your orders. Hop to it.

:hee:

[Matt White]

Gratest band name ever
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asleep at the wheel

[ashstralia]

iwrestledabearonce.

is the soundtrack of schizophrenia

[Coyote]

Hell, with the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised to find a band called "amøøseoncebitmysister"...
Or "Silly Walks".

[twonabomber]

Anal Cunt = WINNING

I remember when Jane Scott, Cleveland Plain Dealer rock columnist used to just write "A.C." when she did her "on sale this week" run down. I think she would write "BH Surfers" for Butthole Surfers.

[Hardrock69]

"amøøseoncebitmysister"

:lmao:

No rilly!

:hee: