Black jews (updated)

[WARF]

Black Jews (In the tune of tattoo)

Sung by ELVIS

I got Hitler on my poopchute,
When I shit... he salutes
I got swastikas on the back of my leg
And above them... it says "Greg"
Wearing KKK white
Screaming racist brown
Louisiana White Trash profanity
Don't try to ban me, don't ban me Craig!

Reverend Al Sharpton
Jerry Seinfeld
Larry King to Oprah
the time it took to hate all those Blacks and Jews
Black Jews Black Jews

Black Jews
Black Jews
Don't want no Whoopi Goldberg
Black Jews
Black Jews
don't want no Lenny Kravitz

Best believe your ignorance will hurt you
Best to see ELVIS' true colors that follow
one of his false virtues

Little secret to make you think
Why does Gregs' trailer home
Always fucking stink?
Praising Alex Jones
Supporting the G.O.P.
Violating Food Stamp policies....
Don't violate those Policies Greg....

Soleil Moon Frye
Seth Green
Howie Mandel to Sinbad
The time it took to hate all those Blacks and Jews
BLACK JEWS BLACK JEWS


ELVIS got a thread tattoo...
He fought to keep threads open...
Some of us still do....
On his shoulder is title of front line thread which was closed...
And that thread was just as racist.... like the blacks that he opposed....

EVERYBODY!

(chorus times 3x)

[WARF]

I got a song for KRISTY.... "Big Cunt" for "Big River"....

u hu hu hu h uh huhu h uh u h uh

Or should I just re-write "She's The Woman" ????

[WARF]

Big Cunt "In the tune of big river"

In Kristy's crack
Dick in her bum
My Big Boners gonna cum

Big Cunt
Swollen'

Listen to MOMSHELL
She's so classy
Listen to Kristy
her bearded clam belongs to ME

BIG CUNT
SWOLLEN

There's a yeast infection
It's a stinky flood
I put my nose down to smell it
And now it's raining blood

Big Cunt
Swollen...
Oh! Yeah!!
Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!!

Long Clit
Where the yeast begins
Kristy's needs to pee
Before I stick it in her again

Oh, LOOK OUT!

It's comin' from both ways!!!

(Eddie Solo)

Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!
Big Cunt
Swollen
Oh! Yeah!

Big Cunt
Big Cunt
Oh! Yeah!

[WARF]

Rumpity bump bump

[WARF]

pumps and a bump...

[WARF]

everybodies gonna bumpin..... BUMPIN USA.... uh u hu hu hu hu uhu

[ThrillsNSpills]

:jaw::popcorn: yep, pretty horrifying......got any more?

[WARF]

she's bump she's bump she's bump.... she's in my head....

she's bump she's bump she's bump.... she might be dead...

[WARF]

Cadaverdog's "Beats Jerkin" preview... "in the tune of Beats Workin"

I'm ghey, with socks I play.
I've been reading what the Army members say.
How about a great big sock for me
on my foot or sexually.

Beats jerkin.
Got no socks for my feet.
Gets off jerkin'
I got gloves on me.

Live this life of EBT
Sho-nuff beats jerkin' for me.
Got no socks on his feet
And he won't touch his own meat.

This beats jerkin' baby
'Cause my dicks hot
Baby like it or not.

Don't you know that
This beats jerkin baby
'Cause my dicks hot
Baby like it or not.

[ELVIS]

And soon to come...

WARF's karaoke theme song...

He's The Woman...

[WARF]

Don't give me any ideas ELVIS..... :)

[DONNIEP]

pumps and a bump...

Best Hammer video ever! Ok, back to the topic...


http://youtu.be/Vk1YtbkZTqc

[WARF]

Best Hammer video ever!

The original GOAT and your MOM...

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[DONNIEP]

I see why they call him Hammer!! They don't make socks long enuff for him!

[WARF]

I see why they call him Hammer!! They don't make socks long enuff for him!

Hammer has to use a Christmas stocking!!!! :lol:

[ELVIS]

He's The Woman


A little low on brains, but I like to suck...

I wanna be your knight in shining fuck me pumps...

With a dumpster for my summer home, let's get the party started...

It's smelling like I shit my pants, but I only farted...

Got a karaoke sign says "sing it or just wing it."

He's the woman
He's the woman
He's the woman
He's the woman

Face down in shit, but I like poo...

Said you can do your business in me, sonny, then I'll shit on you...

Some Karaoke crack joint, you're a flaming fag...

Your face reminds me of my mom, I think you better wear this bag...

Got an ass tattoo says "lick it and then stick it."

He's the woman
He's the woman
He's the woman
WARF's the woman!


:elvis:

[WARF]

u h uh uh u hu hu h uh u hu hu huh uhhuhuhu hu huh

You're a poet, ELVIS!!!!

[DONNIEP]

Oh fuck - I think I just pissed myself :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

u h uh uh u hu hu h uh u hu hu huh uhhuhuhu hu huh

You're a poet, ELVIS!!!!


:biggrin:

[WARF]

Who's next to get insulted???

STAY KRUSTY

[ELVIS]

WARF...

The knight in shining fuck me pumps...


:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Who's next to get insulted???

STAY KRUSTY

Va ??

[Hardrock69]

http://i48.tinypic.com/1j2d81.jpg

[envy_me]

Lmao, all the talent on RA :D

[DONNIEP]

Lmao, all the talent on RA :D

Dave should have us on an episode of The Roth Show :)

[Angel]

Black jews black jews whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[DONNIEP]

Hide your valuables and lock your refrigerators!!

[WARF]

Me and ELVIS are in a celebrity death match!!!

[ELVIS]

This is gonna be cool...


uhh hu hu hu hu u hu uh hu hu uh uhu uhu


:elvis:

[WARF]

I think you got the best song so for....

Will anyone attempt, "Stay Krusty"?

[DONNIEP]

Here's my selection. I wasn't doing the whole 4 minutes...

One, two, three and to the fo'
I gots me some new socks and I'm layin' on the flo'
Ready to make some sweet love so back on up
Cause you know I'm about to rip socks up!

Give me the tube-sock first so I can bust like a bubble
CDog and Hanes back together
Now you know you in trouble

Ain't nuthin but a sock thang baby
Can't touch my ding-a-ling 'cause I'm crazy
Dryer sheets make my vision go hazy
Never wash my socks 'cause I'm fuckin' lazy

But uh, back to the problem at hand
Nobody seems to get it so I'ma help you understand
From an old Dog's perspective
Since I always fuck a sock I never need a contraceptive

You never know
It could be covered in stains
A pair of old Hanes
And at the same time calling my name
Now while she's calling let her dry for a minute
'Cause ain't no tube sock good enough to get spunked while I'm up in it

Yeah,
And that's realer than a long stay in Bakersfield
And now you fuckers all know just how I feel
So if it's good enough to hang off of my nasty junk
It's good enough for me to do some funky stuff

It's like blue and like white and like brown and uh
It's like day and like night and like now and uh
It's like left and like right and like tight and uh

But who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill...
Til I wash my next load

[envy_me]

Dave should have us on an episode of The Roth Show :)

Right?? He REALLY should!!! En episode dedicated to RA.

[ELVIS]

I think you got the best song so for....

Will anyone attempt, "Stay Krusty"?

I started to and I scrapped it...

She doesn't deserve it anyway...

[envy_me]

I started to and I scrapped it...

She doesn't deserve it anyway...

Just make it about someone else.

[Dan]

So Much Love In These Songs.:cheer:

[ELVIS]

We're gonna ruin this album...:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy

Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-barf!

She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, get away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those nasty teeth"

Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!

Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-gly!
Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-gly! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-ughh!

She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A disgusted Buddhist Monk took a shot at her boat
punched her in the eye
And said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, be ready for a fight"

Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a depressed lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now

She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"

Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
And let her panhandle



:elvis:

[Little Texan]

:lmao:

Elvis, that is fucking genius, dude! Good work!