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Matt White
01-02-2013, 09:41 AM
Wacky? You 'betcha!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/01/scientology-alien-space-cathedral_n_2388833.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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In the New Mexico desert lies an allegedly secret Scientology installation that includes a huge message for extraterrestrials -- a crop circle-type design that can only easily be seen from high above the ground.

That's among the allegations set forth by BBC Panorama reporter John Sweeney in a new book, "Church of Fear: Inside the Weird World of Scientology," reports the New York Daily News.

The controversial Church of Scientology -- which boasts celebrity members Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Juliette Lewis -- was founded in 1952 by writer L. Ron Hubbard, and promotes the concept that humans are immortal beings with reincarnated souls.

In his book, excerpted in The Sun, Sweeney writes that the two huge interlocking circles -- each of which has a large diamond shape inside -- were created as markers to guide special Scientologists "returning from space to find Mr. Hubbard's works after a nuclear Armageddon wipes out humanity."
Sweeney also reports that buried texts of Hubbard's teachings are included at the top secret New Mexico Scientology site.

The BBC reporter tried to find "the space alien cathedral that ex-Scientologists say was built deep underground by the church in the 1980s at the cost of millions of dollars.




"Its vault houses the lectures of Hubbard on gold discs locked in titanium caskets sealed with argon. The cathedral is H-bomb proof," Sweeney reports in his book.

Sweeney went to the supposed site of the alien cathedral accompanied by former Scientologist Marc Headley.

"Headley says he was 'audited' -- given spiritual counseling -- by Tom Cruise, Hollywood superstar and leading church member. Marc says he was also beaten up by the shadowy church's leader David Miscavige. The church denies both incidents," Sweeney alleged.

"If I'm wrong about the church believing in aliens, then why have they built these giant symbols in the middle of the desert that can only be seen from outer space," Sweeney said, according to therawstory.com.

Hardrock69
01-02-2013, 07:03 PM
This does not surprise me.

And the "millions" they spent building such crap was stolen from the membership of the "church".

Fucking assholes. :mad:

Zing!
01-02-2013, 07:18 PM
Isn't this just a new spin on an old story? Being descends from the heavens, imparts knowledge that is sealed in a box made of gold. World awaits a never-coming Armageddon, pictures at 11:00?

Hardrock69
01-02-2013, 07:51 PM
True dat!

DONNIEP
01-02-2013, 09:07 PM
Man I love Scientology!! It just gets kookier and kookier all the time! I don't care what you believe in - they have the best "story" out there! Aliens, interstellar DC 10s loaded with hydrogen bombs! And a "planet of the Gods" underground secret cathedral!! And if you have enough money you can get Tom Cruise to audit you??? What more could you ask for?!! I wonder how much he'd charge to let you call him Maverick the whole time? Praise Xenu! Where do I sign up? :biggrin:

Seshmeister
01-02-2013, 09:26 PM
If you think that's kooky sit down and read a bible cover to cover... :D

ELVIS
01-02-2013, 09:32 PM
Where do I sign up? :biggrin:

You need rock star money first...

DONNIEP
01-02-2013, 09:38 PM
You need rock star money first...

50 Gs for the leather bound books. I've seen 'em so I know they're real! :)

ELVIS
01-02-2013, 10:00 PM
Real expensive bullshit...

Nickdfresh
01-02-2013, 10:04 PM
You need rock star money first...

Nope. They'll gladly accept your slave labor...

Zing!
01-02-2013, 10:22 PM
Man I love Scientology!! It just gets kookier and kookier all the time! I don't care what you believe in - they have the best "story" out there! Aliens, interstellar DC 10s loaded with hydrogen bombs! And a "planet of the Gods" underground secret cathedral!! And if you have enough money you can get Tom Cruise to audit you??? What more could you ask for?!! I wonder how much he'd charge to let you call him Maverick the whole time? Praise Xenu! Where do I sign up? :biggrin:

It is pretty ludicrous that they can get away with calling themselves a 'religion.' Even the bible, as absurd as it is, is disguised in archaic language and borrowed metaphors. Scientologists just come out with the KraZy and dare anyone to sue. Hope they don't have full-time search engines the size of Kubrick's 2001 Monolith filtering out internet chatter in a very large, very cold room. I'd hate for them to read your comment and come knocking at your door tomorrow with a large suction cup wired to an auditing car battery that they stick to your forehead in a cleansing ritual.

You don't want to know where the jumper cables go.

DONNIEP
01-02-2013, 11:14 PM
Dude! I have been audited on an honest-to-god e-meter back when I was living in San Diego. They used to have a swap-meet in Jack Murphy Stadium parking lot and there were these hippie looking people selling Dianetics books out of a van. No shit. And they had an e-meter with these two handles you grabbed. And I got a reading and fucked with the hippies to no end! And to think I could be hangin' with Maverick if I hadn't been a half-drunk dickhead to them...Good times, good times :)

Coyote
01-02-2013, 11:33 PM
Only in America can a failed hack sci-fi writer like Hubbard start a successful religion... and have its followers keep it going...

DONNIEP
01-02-2013, 11:37 PM
I think Hubbard was once quoted - and I'm paraphrasing here - "the quickest way to get rich is to start a religion"

sadaist
01-03-2013, 12:02 AM
Real expensive bullshit...


As opposed to the bullshit in the $1 bin.....


http://roo.emu.id.au/newsatch/sites/default/files/imagecache/thumbnail/media/InsideChickenfoot-cd.png

Hardrock69
01-03-2013, 12:49 PM
Here is where the underground vault is.

Much easier to tunnel horizontally:

http://i45.tinypic.com/14n22xj.jpg

Hardrock69
01-03-2013, 12:55 PM
IF you want to see it, go to Google Maps and type in "Mesa Huerfanita N.M." without the quotes.

The "base" is just to the right of Mesa Huerfanita

DONNIEP
01-03-2013, 12:57 PM
I think I see Tom waving at the camera...

Zing!
01-03-2013, 01:24 PM
Wonder if it has a Travolta Spa and Massage wing?

Hardrock69
01-16-2013, 09:35 PM
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DONNIEP
01-16-2013, 09:44 PM
Scientology is the best. I love bad science fiction stories!

Nickdfresh
01-17-2013, 07:49 PM
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Anonymous
01-17-2013, 07:55 PM
Scientology is the best. I love bad science fiction stories!

I do too, but not when they spill onto real life & produce masses of dangerous lunatics.

I want nothing to do with those fucks. The minute they lay a finger on me, there'll be extremely prejudiced mass murders.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
01-17-2013, 08:51 PM
I hate scammers.