Ghosts And The Machine

[LoungeMachine]

So, tired of hearing about how no one can send me a PM because I keep my Inbox full [for obvious reasons], I did a little house cleaning tonight.....and it was rough......seriously.

Found a PM thread from AL....talking about making me a mod, and how much fun we were having with Joe Thudner, and which newbies were promising, and which were annoying......fuck I miss you Mick.

Stumbled on old PM thread from MAX...a few actually.....asking me to help him with some stalker that was bothering him at work, and making it difficult for his lady....he was thanking me over and over again for the support and friendship....... fuck I miss you Jeremy.

Came upon the group of PM's I got from close friends, and strangers alike alerting me to the fact our old Troll BF had pictures and personal info of my wife and kids, and was spreading them around to people in hopes they would post them for him.......

Most of all, I was touched by the incredible amount of messages from THE TEAM here letting me know they had my back, and that fun was fun, but rules were rules.....and no one was going to violate them on their watch.


I read through flame wars, and Rothies, requests and rebukes.....PM's from Warf, Warham, and posters no longer here and long forgotten.......some of it silly, some serious, and some just funny as all fucking hell.

:gulp:

It's been a great ride......I've been hired, almost fired, I've tried to quit many times, and none of the fucking webbies would ever let me....

But cleaning out 8 years of PM's stirred alot of Ghosts, alot of memories......

Cheers to AL :gulp:
Cheers to MAX :gulp:

That is all......

[Zing!]

Hats off to Army members who have left for the great Mojo Dojo in the sky.

[philouze]

Never had the opportunity to chat with them but let's tip our hats to 'em.

[Warham]

One of your best posts ever, Lounge, and that's not a slight in the least.

[Hardrock69]

I'll be damned. Whut up, fool? :yo:
Long time no see!

[Warham]

Yo! I came back a couple days ago and have been perusing the threads.

[Dr. Love]

Most of the PMs I get look like this:


who is this girl in your signature man?

Although back around 2005/2006 I got a lot of PMs from MAX entitled "Jizz". I had to wonder wtf we were talking about. Turned out it was Jesterstar.

In fact most of my old PMs are about Jesterstar, mostly people telling me which threads he's posting in so I could go "own" him. :biggrin:

[Warham]

Just for fun, I dug through some of my PMs.

I found one from Lounge dated 3/19/06 saying how much fun it was going to be modding the Front Line together. Good times.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and my first was some guy wantin' stars...

[Kristy]

PM's are a waste of time.

[LoungeMachine]

PM's are a waste of time.

As opposed to talking to yourself in Chat?

:gulp:

[Warham]

PM's are a waste of time.

I don't know you too well since I've been effectively gone for four years, but I don't like you.

Beat it, bitch.

[envy_me]

Beat it, bitch.

Yeah, we already tried that... Doesn't work. Garlic is also a myth.

[Warham]

Yeah, we already tried that... Doesn't work. Garlic is also a myth.

I was trying to be nice. I'm a little rusty after taking years off from the drama here so my tone isn't as harsh as it could be.

[chefcraig]

The marathon PM sessions between MAX and I are some of my fondest memories of this place. In fact, it was he that encouraged me to join here in the first place. Finally, we got so mutually tired of typing each other that we simply exchanged phone numbers, leading to hours of hilarity and mutual respect.

Of all the folks I've lost over the past decade, Jeremy's passing still haunts me the most. I (like a great deal of you folks) wish there was something, anything I could have done to help the guy.

When I get out of here this evening, I plan on hoisting several in his honor.

Great post, Lounge. Thanks for the memories.

[Hardrock69]

War, she tries to be a troll, but cannot hold a candle to the legendary trolls of days gone by. She is just a waste of time and space.

Welcome back...for however long you choose to stick around.

[Warham]

2005-2006 were like the trolling championship years here. Almost a minute wouldn't go by without a classic post.

[Nickdfresh]

I never imagined that my epic troll would result in me being modded...

[Hardrock69]

I never imagined having a groovy home on the net like this for as long as I have.....with hot half naked chicks slipping into their jeans as I type this....

[LoungeMachine]

2005-2006 were like the trolling championship years here. Almost a minute wouldn't go by without a classic post.

Now we just get called "ghey" by hookers in Colorado....

:gulp:

[Warham]

We need some new blood. Krusty ain't cutting it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Now we just get called "ghey" by hookers in Colorado....

:gulp:

and F A T :doh:

[jhale667]

Now we just get called "ghey" by hookers in Colorado....

:gulp:




and F A T :doh:


You forgot "failed musician". ;)





I miss MAX and Al too. :(

[Kristy]

Definitely. I am right in my assessments. This place is a magnet for failed musicians, trailer losers and the obese about to stroke.

[Kristy]

I don't know you too well since I've been effectively gone for four years, but I don't like you.

Beat it, bitch.

Fuck you, asshole. No one gives a shit you've been in maximum security for the past four years on child molestation charges.

Go suck a bag of dicks.

[vandeleur]

hun you need piss proof make up , your eye shadow is smudging :D

[jhale667]

Definitely. I am right in my assessments. This place is a magnet for failed musicians, trailer losers and the obese about to stroke.



So, is that why you're here, because you're all of the above? And btw, if you're not a "failure", which of your posted audio clips got over 2,000 combined plays last week, again?



















That's what I thought.



:guitar:

[Kristy]

What in the FUCK are your talking about?

[Kristy]

hun you need piss proof make up , your eye shadow is smudging :D

That's not me, you F A T limey asshat.

[vandeleur]

That's not me, you F A T limey asshat.

:beers8:

[jhale667]

What in the FUCK are your talking about?



That you're the failure. And you love Craig.
You bring Craig up in threads he hasn't even posted in! It's too obvious, you really think people can't see it? You want him, admit it.

[Kristy]

I bring who up in threads?

Again, what.in.the.FUCK.are.you.talking.about?

[jhale667]

Your love that dare not speak it's name. And that you're the one who is really a FAIL.

[Kristy]

Oh, I'm a "Fail?"

Jesus dude tell me, come tax time just how much have you claimed from your earnings as a musician?

[lesfunk]

Girls love guys that cook...

[Kristy]

Chef? You're talking about Chef?

The dude is just old. Besides LardMachine, he'll be the first to die around here - christ, he's like what, 108?

[lesfunk]

More of a generalization really.

[ELVIS]

That you're the failure. And you love Craig.
You bring Craig up in threads he hasn't even posted in! It's too obvious, you really think people can't see it? You want him, admit it.

Are you 12 fucking years old or something ??

What a stupid douchebag...

[jhale667]

Oh, I'm a "Fail?"

Jesus dude tell me, come tax time just how much have you claimed from your earnings as a musician?

That's between my and my accountant, sweetheart. Suffice to say probably more than you will from restrings. :baaa:

[jhale667]

Are you 12 fucking years old or something ??

What a stupid douchebag...



Go die in a fire, you racist cunspiracy theorist Alex Jones blowing fuckwit gun nut BITCH.

[Kristy]

Accountant?

You mean that's code for parental allowance.

[jhale667]

Accountant?

You mean that's code for parental allowance.

Said the hooker who works out of her parent's basement. Do you get to write off condoms and Valtrex?

[Kristy]

I'm not sure. Do you write being told to take out the trash as a write off?

You failed as a musician in life. Nothing will ever change that.

God damn it.

[vandeleur]

J the musical ......:lmao:

[jhale667]

I failed as a musical in life.

What exactly have you done, again?
Until you match or exceed my Soundcloud stats, or write something (just one thing, not dozens of pieces) that gets liked and shared by thousands on social media sites, you're just projecting... and it's kinda pitful... :lmao:


Not even saying that to say I'm all great or anything... just that you haven't even moved up to a GLASS house to throw stones from..... stupid, stupid troll. :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

You can't edit it then it's not funny :D

[jhale667]

J the musical ......:lmao:

I should write a song about her... what rhymes with "whorebag"? :lol:

[Kristy]

What exactly have you done, again?
Until you match or exceed my Soundcloud stats, or write something (just one thing, not dozens of pieces) that gets liked and shared by thousands on social media sites, you're just projecting... and it's kinda pitful... :lmao:


Not even saying that to say I'm all great or anything... just that you haven't even moved up to a GLASS house to throw stones from..... stupid, stupid troll. :biggrin:


Ooooooh, Soundcloud! Well, what's a recording contract when compared to that!?

Typical day in the jhale household

Mother: "Can you please take out the trash today? I already asked you nineteen times!

jahle: "Fuck off, mom! Can't you see I am on Soundcloud! I am somebody in this world! Failures like me don't take out the trash when we're on Soundcloud!

:yourock:

[ELVIS]

Go die in a fire

Wow, didn't see that one coming...

[ELVIS]

I should write a song about her... what rhymes with "whorebag"? :lol:

jfailfag

[jhale667]

Ooooooh, Soundcloud! Well, what's a recording contract when compared to that!?

Typical day in the jhale household

Mother: "Can you please take out the trash today? I already asked you nineteen times!

jahle: "Fuck off, mom! Can't you see I am on Soundcloud! I am somebody in this world! Failures like me don't take out the trash when we're on Soundcloud!

:yourock:



I used to work in the music industry, you bag.. I saw first hand how your average artist gets treated... think I still want a "recording contract"? Haven't wanted one of those since the 90s. Unlike you, about the same time I moved out of mommy's...


But keep projecting, it's so much fun to read! And by all means take out the trash for your mom already.

[jhale667]

Dammit, Krusty is stealing all my troll thunder, no one's paying attention to my stupid conspiracy theories!



Sucks to be you...

[Kristy]

So defensive, jhale. Perhaps WARF can refer you to his social worker

[jhale667]

So defensive, jhale. Perhaps WARF can refer you to his social worker

Said the hooker, from her mom's basement... projecting on people with full-time jobs and actual careers. You funny! :hee:

[ELVIS]

Said the hooker, from her mom's basement... projecting on people with full-time jobs and actual careers. You funny! :hee:

Oh, hear we go...

"I work for a fortune 500 company...blah blah blah..."

[jhale667]

Oh, hear we go...

"I work for a fortune 500 company...blah blah blah..."

Yes, yes, we know how much that fact bothers you, trailer bitch.

[envy_me]

I bring who up in threads?

Again, what.in.the.FUCK.are.you.talking.about?

Love is in the air :D

[ZahZoo]

Oh, hear we go...

"I work for a fortune 500 company...blah blah blah..."

Ha!! That ain't nothin until you break into the Fortune 20...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ha!! That ain't nothin until you break into the Fortune 20...

like nitro has in the past...