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LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 03:03 AM
http://consciouslifenews.com/paid-internet-shill-shadowy-groups-manipulate-internet-opinion-debate/1147073/


I Was a Paid Internet Shill



internet-shillBy Ex-Shill, Above Top Secret

I am writing here to come out of the closet as a paid shill. For a little over six months, I was paid to spread disinformation and argue political points on the Internet. This site, ATS, was NOT one that I was assigned to post on, although other people in the same organization were paid to be here, and I assume they still walk among you. But more on this later.

I quit this job in the latter part of 2011, because I became disgusted with it, and with myself. I realized I couldn’t look myself in the mirror anymore. If this confession triggers some kind of retribution against me, so be it. Part of being a real man in this world is having real values that you stand up for, no matter what the consequences.

My story begins in early 2011. I had been out of work for almost a year after losing my last job in tech support. Increasingly desperate and despondent, I jumped at the chance when a former co-worker called me up and said she had a possible lead for me. “It is an unusual job, and one that requires secrecy. But the pay is good. And I know you are a good writer, so its something you are suited for.” (Writing has always been a hobby for me).

She gave me only a phone-number and an address, in one of the seedier parts of San Francisco, where I live. intrigued, I asked her for the company’s URL and some more info. She laughed. “They don’t have a website. Or even a name. You’ll see. Just tell them I referred you.” Yes, it sounded suspicious, but long-term joblessness breeds desperation, and desperation has a funny way of overlooking the suspicious when it comes to putting food on the table.

The next day, I arrived at the address – the third floor in a crumbling building. The appearance of the place did not inspire confidence. After walking down a long, filthy linoleum-covered corridor lit by dimly-flickering halogen, I came to the entrance of the office itself: a crudely battered metal door with a sign that said “United Amalgamated Industries, Inc.”

I later learned that this “company” changed its name almost monthly, always using bland names like that which gave no strong impression of what the company actually does. Not too hopeful, I went inside. The interior was equally shabby. There were a few long tables with folding chairs, at which about a dozen people were tapping away on old, beat-up computers. There were no decorations or ornaments of any type: not even the standard-issue office fica trees or plastic ferns. What a dump. Well, beggars can’t be choosers.

The manager, a balding man in his late forties, rose from the only stand-alone desk in the room and came forward with an easy smile. “You must be Chris. Yvette [my ex-co-worker] told me you’d be coming.” [Not our real names]. “Welcome. Let me tell you a little about what we do.” No interview, nothing. I later learned they took people based solely on referral, and that the people making the referrals, like my ex-colleague Yvette, were trained to pick out candidates based on several factors including ability to keep one’s mouth shut, basic writing skills, and desperation for work.

We sat down at his desk and he began by asking me a few questions about myself and my background, including my political views (which were basically non-existent). Then he began to explain the job. “We work on influencing people’s opinions here,” is how he described it. The company’s clients paid them to post on Internet message boards and popular chartrooms, as well as in gaming forums and social networks like Facebook and MySpace. Who were these clients? “Oh, various people,” he said vaguely. “Sometimes private companies, sometimes political groups.”

Satisfied that my political views were not strong, he said I would be assigned to political work. “The best people for this type of job are people like you, without strong views,” he said with a laugh. “It might seem counterintuitive, but actually we’ve found that to be the case.” Well, OK. Fine. As long as it comes with a steady paycheck, I’d believe whatever they wanted me to believe, as the guy in Ghostbusters said.

After discussing pay (which was much better than I’d hoped) and a few other details, he then went over the need for absolute privacy and secrecy. “You can’t tell anyone what we do here. Not your wife, not your dog.” (I have neither, as it happens.) “We’ll give you a cover story and even a phone number and a fake website you can use. You will have to tell people you are a consultant. Since your background is in tech support, that will be your cover job. Is this going to be a problem for you?” I assured him it would not. “Well, OK. Shall we get started?”

“Right now?” I asked, a bit taken aback.

“No time like the present!” he said with a hearty laugh.

The rest of the day was taken up with training. Another staff member, a no-nonsense woman in her thirties, was to be my trainer, and training would only last two days. “You seem like a bright guy, you’ll get the hang of it pretty fast, I think,” she said. And indeed, the job was easier than I’d imagined. My task was simple: I would be assigned to four different websites, with the goal of entering certain discussions and promoting a certain view. I learned later that some of the personnel were assigned to internet message boards (like me), while others worked on Facebook or chatrooms. It seems these three types of media each have different strategy for shilling, and each shill concentrates on one of the three in particular.

My task? “To support Israel and counter anti-Israeli, anti-Semitic posters.” Fine with me. I had no opinions one way or another about Israel, and who likes anti-Semites and Nazis? Not me, anyway. But I didn’t know too much about the topic. “That’s OK,” she said. “You’ll pick it up as you go along. For the most part, at first, you will be doing what we call “meme-patrol.” This is pretty easy. Later if you show promise, we’ll train you for more complex arguments, where more in-depth knowledge is necessary.”

She handed me two binders with sheets enclosed in limp plastic. The first was labeled simply “Israel” in magic-marker on the cover, and it had two sections .The first section contained basic background info on the topic. I would have to read and memorize some of this, as time went on. It had internet links for further reading, essays and talking points, and excerpts from some history books. The second, and larger, section was called “Strat” (short for “strategy”) with long lists of “dialogue pairs.” These were specific responses to specific postings.

If a poster wrote something close to “X,” we were supposed to respond with something close to “Y.” “You have to mix it up a bit, though,” said my trainer. “Otherwise it gets too obvious. Learn to use a thesaurus.” This section also contained a number of hints for de-railing conversations that went too far away from what we were attempting. These strategies included various forms of personal attacks, complaining to the forum moderators, smearing the characters of our opponents, using images and icons effectively, and even dragging the tone of the conversation down with sexual innuendo, links to pornography, or other such things. “Sometimes we have to fight dirty,” or trainer told us. “Our opponents don’t hesitate to, so we can’t either.”

The second binder was smaller, and it contained information specific to the web sites I would be assigned to. The sites I would work were: Godlike Productions, Lunatic Outpost, CNN news, Yahoo News, and a handful of smaller sites that rotated depending on need. As stated, I was NOT assigned to work ATS (although others in my group were), which is part of the reason I am posting this here, rather than elsewhere. I wanted to post this on Godlike Productions at first, but they have banned me from even viewing that site for some reason (perhaps they are onto me?). But if somebody connected with this site can get the message to them, I think they should know about it, because that was the site I spent a good 70% of my time working on.

The site-specific info in the second binder included a brief history each site, including recent flame-wars, as well as info on what to avoid on each site so as not to get banned. It also had quite detailed info on the moderators and the most popular regged posters on each site: location (if known), personality type, topics of interest, background sketch, and even some notes on how to “push the psychological buttons” of different posters. Although I didn’t work for ATS, I did see they had a lot of info on your so-called “WATS” posters here (the ones with gold borders around their edges). “Focus on the popular posters,” my trainer told me. “These are the influential ones. Each of these is worth 50 to 100 of the lesser known names.”

Each popular poster was classified as “hostile,” “friendly,” or “indifferent” to my goal. We were supposed to cultivate friendship with the friendly posters as well as the mods (basically, by brownnosing and sucking up), and there were even notes on strategies for dealing with specific hostile posters. The info was pretty detailed, but not perfect in every case. “If you can convert one of the hostile posters from the enemy side to our side, you get a nice bonus. But this doesn’t happen too often, sadly. So mostly you’ll be attacking them and trying to smear them.”

At first, like I said, my job was “meme-patrol.” This was pretty simple and repetitive; it involved countering memes and introducing new memes, and didn’t demand much in-depth knowledge of the subject. Mostly just repetitive posting based on the dialogue pairs in the “Strat” section of the first binder. A lot of my job was de-railing and spamming threads that didn’t go our way, or making accusations of racism and anti-Semitism. Sometimes I had to simply lie and claim a poster said something or did something “in another thread” they really hadn’t said or done I felt bad about this…but in the end I felt worse about the possibility of losing the first job I’d been able to get since losing my “real” job.

The funny thing was, although I started the job with no strong opinions or political views, after a few weeks of this I became very emotionally wedded to the pro-Israel ideas I was pushing. There must be some psychological factor at work…a good salesman learns to honestly love the products he’s selling, I guess. It wasn’t long before my responses became fiery and passionate, and I began to learn more about the topic on my own. “This is a good sign,” my trainer told me. “It means you are ready for the next step: complex debate.”

The “complex debate” part of the job involved a fair amount of additional training, including memorizing more specific information about the specific posters (friendly and hostile) I’d be sparring with. Here, too, there were scripts and suggested lines of argument, but we were given more freedom. There were a lot of details to this more advanced stage of the job – everything from how to select the right avatar to how to use “demotivationals” (humorous images with black borders that one finds floating around the web). Even the proper use of images of cats was discussed. Sometimes we used faked or photo-shopped images or doctored news reports (something else that bothered me).

I was also given the job of tying to find new recruits, people “like me” who had the personality type, ability to keep a secret, basic writing/thinking skills, and desperation necessary to sign on a shill. I was less successful at this part of the job, though, and I couldn’t find another in the time I was there.

After a while of doing this, I started to feel bad. Not because of the views I was pushing (as I said, I was first apolitical, then pro-Israel), but because of the dishonesty involved. If my arguments were so correct, I wondered, why did we have to do this in the first place? Shouldn’t truth propagate itself naturally, rather than through, well…propaganda? And who was behind this whole operation, anyway? Who was signing my paychecks? The stress of lying to my parents and friends about being a “consultant” was also getting to me. Finally, I said enough was enough. I quit in September 2011. Since then I’ve been working a series of unglamorous temp office jobs for lower pay. But at least I’m not making my living lying and heckling people who come online to express their views and exercise freedom of speech.

A few days ago I happened to be in the same neighborhood and on a whim thought I’d check out the old office. It turns out the operation is gone, having moved on. This, too, I understood, is part of their strategy: Don’t stay in the same place for too long, don’t keep the same name too long, move on after half a year or so. Keeping a low profile, finding new employees through word of mouth: All this is part of the shill way of life. But it is a deceptive way of life, and no matter how noble the goals (I remain pro-Israel, by the way), these sleazy means cannot be justified by the end.

This is my confession. I haven’t made up my mind yet about whether I want to talk more about this, so if I don’t respond to this thread, don’t be angry. But I think you should know: Shills exist. They are real. They walk among you, and they pay special attention to your popular gold-bordered WATS posters. You should be aware of this. What you choose to do with this awareness is up to you.

Yours,

ExShill

sadaist
01-10-2013, 03:20 AM
I shill for David Lee Roth & The Mighty Van Halen......and I do it for free.

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 03:22 AM
I shill for David Lee Roth & The Mighty Van Halen......and I do it for free.

Well, you get what you pay for, I guess :)

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 03:26 AM
I keep wondering why ELBOW keeps shilling these crazy Alex Jones conspiracies here.....

And then I saw this article and it clicked......he doesn't work, so THIS must be his job....shilling for crazy, Uber Right Wing Causes....

:gulp:

Otherwise the only conclusion we can reach is he's really BATSHIT CRAZY and he believes the shit he posts.

jhale667
01-10-2013, 08:26 AM
It's either one or the other... I still vote batshit crazy.

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 08:58 AM
Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

Obama is a shill...

Piss Morgan is a shill...

Solidog O'brien is a shill...

Andersin Pooper is a shill...

What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

I wouldn't shill to save my life...

I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

Now, go fuck yourselves...


:mad2:

jhale667
01-10-2013, 09:35 AM
You live in a paranoid fanatasy world AND are delusional enough to belive anyone fears you... it's more like pity you, dude.

jhale667
01-10-2013, 09:54 AM
And DO stop with the macho chest-beating bluster about "Ima fight n' dIIIIIIAH fer my cuntry cuz ahm uh patriot" bullshit.

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 10:14 AM
Go condition the grease out of your gray curls, homo...

ZahZoo
01-10-2013, 10:21 AM
I shill for David Lee Roth & The Mighty Van Halen......and I do it for free.

There's a name for people like you... Slut!!

BTW where does one find these jobs? I need some extra income streams and can talk shit with the best of em..?

On the other hand... a place like this would be a perfect recruiting source, specific to this work if it were real. But I doubt it is...

jhale667
01-10-2013, 10:37 AM
I'm seriously jealous of you and Lounge's hair. And I'm gay for you. Just like Cadaversock.



Shill says wha? :lmao:

DLR Bridge
01-10-2013, 10:46 AM
Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

Obama is a shill...

Piss Morgan is a shill...

Solidog O'brien is a shill...

Andersin Pooper is a shill...

What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

I wouldn't shill to save my life...

I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

Now, go fuck yourselves...


:mad2:

Did you not say you were only disappointed that Alex Jones lost his cool the other night? Get a hold of yourself E bro!

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 10:54 AM
I have principals,

Seriously?

:gulp:

Do you have students and faculty as well?

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 10:55 AM
I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

:

:lmao:

Holy fuckbags

YOU'RE BATMAN!!!

jhale667
01-10-2013, 10:56 AM
Seriously?

:gulp:

Do you have students and faculty as well?

And yet is his world it's OUR thinking that's "frail"... :lmao:

chefcraig
01-10-2013, 11:17 AM
What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...


Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?


http://img1.imagehousing.com/27/63466d44e3aab74db106280181dcc056.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1094089)

mh5150
01-10-2013, 11:29 AM
We always have The Amish Mafia....
:D

chefcraig
01-10-2013, 11:33 AM
We always have The Amish Mafia....
:D

Yeah, but that show's fake. Besides, Discovery Channel sure is greedy about airing new episodes.

jhale667
01-10-2013, 11:43 AM
The Walking Dead is a FAR more plausible premise than the government that in every other breath ELBOW's claiming is too inept to do anything - successfully confiscating 300 million guns. But he'll keep puffing his chest and screaming about it, since his idol (employer?) thinks raving like a lunatic and spouting insanity is cool.

Nickdfresh
01-10-2013, 01:06 PM
Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?


http://img1.imagehousing.com/27/63466d44e3aab74db106280181dcc056.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1094089)

I have recurring dreams about that shit!

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 01:13 PM
The Walking Dead is a FAR more plausible premise than the government that in every other breath ELBOW's claiming is too inept to do anything - successfully confiscating 300 million guns. But he'll keep puffing his chest and screaming about it, since his idol (employer?) thinks raving like a lunatic and spouting insanity is cool.

How many guns did the government confiscate during Katrina ??

That's right, you have no idea, slave...

Seshmeister
01-10-2013, 01:13 PM
I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

You've been at this board over 10 years, maybe it will keep going for another 10 years.

I'm sick of the survivalist, paranoid cults going on about our forthcoming doom.

Put a date on it so I can bring you back to this thread then and you can apologize for scare mongering and also wasting everyone's time.

A year? 2 years? 5 years?

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 01:14 PM
No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 01:16 PM
No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...

:lmao:

Yes, as we're all swinging from lamp posts.....

dolt.

jhale667
01-10-2013, 01:16 PM
Keep dreaming of "aplogies" owed you, you delusional racist fuckwit.

Seshmeister
01-10-2013, 01:28 PM
No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...

Cool.

Lets set the apology date!

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 01:55 PM
That would be like setting a date to end a war...

sadaist
01-10-2013, 01:56 PM
Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

Obama is a shill...

Piss Morgan is a shill...

Solidog O'brien is a shill...

Andersin Pooper is a shill...

What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

I wouldn't shill to save my life...

I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

Now, go fuck yourselves...


:mad2:



Damn dude.....

LoungeMachine
01-10-2013, 01:58 PM
Cool.

Lets set the apology date!

Jan 21, 2017

When we swear in another WHITE guy so Elvis can relax again...

jhale667
01-10-2013, 02:16 PM
Here's the funny (and yet sad) thing: ELBOW thinks he's gonna have some big stand-off with the "gubermint", and somehow successfully "defend" his hillbilly trailer home from Obama's imaginary evil minions... but that wouldn't happen - in this scenario, wouldn't said gubermint (being way smarter and more resourceful than he will ever be) wouldn't just take him out with a fucking sniper from half a mile away when they figure out what a heavily-armed paranoid nutjob he is (and that he's mentioned on the interwebs he favors settling debates with gun-play because he sucks SO bad at them) - before he ever gets out of his trailer or can fire a single fucking shot. Why waste or even endanger resources dealing with his silly ass?
It's a douchetard paranoid fantasy. He has zero chance of not falling before "the tryanny of gubermint" he imagines.


He'd be sitting in his kitchen, jerking off to the latest issue of "Guns & Ammo" and - POW. Done. Buh bye gun-totting racist douchtard...

Sensible Shoes
01-10-2013, 02:43 PM
My ears itch.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-10-2013, 02:46 PM
My ears itch.

:biggrin:

lesfunk
01-10-2013, 03:06 PM
My Butt itches.

Sensible Shoes
01-10-2013, 03:09 PM
I think I can help you LesFunk. I am shilling for cortizone.

binnie
01-10-2013, 03:14 PM
Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

Obama is a shill...

Piss Morgan is a shill...

Solidog O'brien is a shill...

Andersin Pooper is a shill...

What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

I wouldn't shill to save my life...

I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

Now, go fuck yourselves...


:mad2:

Given that most of the people leading the 'civil unrest' will undoubtedly be dressed head to toe in tin foil I think we'll be able to see them coming......

PETE'S BROTHER
01-10-2013, 03:18 PM
I think I can help you LesFunk. I am shilling for cortizone.

http://www.drbaileyskincare.com/blog/itchy-crusty-scaly-ears-more-on-seborrheic-dermatitis/

vandeleur
01-10-2013, 03:21 PM
Given that most of the people leading the 'civil unrest' will undoubtedly be dressed head to toe in tin foil I think we'll be able to see them coming......

:lmao:

Seshmeister
01-10-2013, 03:34 PM
That would be like setting a date to end a war...

No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-10-2013, 03:37 PM
No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.

9370 ;)

Muchos En Fuego
01-10-2013, 03:55 PM
9371

:lmao:

Muchos En Fuego
01-10-2013, 04:06 PM
http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDoT6yJOenfsCwv&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.qkme.me%2F3sioaz.jpg

Hardrock69
01-10-2013, 04:07 PM
The above article does explain a lot.

But even if shills like that did not exist, it would still be impossible for Elbow to influence anyone here.

Elbow, go cram your shotgun up your ass. Now, pull it out. Now...push it back in. Yess.....the Precioussssss

OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOU ELBOW!

HE IS GOING TO SEND HIS FBI AGENTS TO TAKE ALL YOUR GUNS AWAY!

YOU WILL BE LEFT AS A NAKED BOY AGAINST THE COMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!

Idiot.

:lmao:

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 04:34 PM
No it would be like setting the date of the beginning of a war. Against Mars.

You don't like MARS ??




:killer"

jhale667
01-10-2013, 04:48 PM
Ssssshhhh... don't remind ELBOW Tony MacApline is black.. :biggrin:

Nickdfresh
01-10-2013, 05:03 PM
How many guns did the government confiscate during Katrina ??

That's right, you have no idea, slave...

Which ones? Where? You mean the guns they found stashed on the LSU campus? And oh yeah, the M-67 fragmentation hand grenades?

For a guy that pisses all over himself about "gangs," I would think you'd be glad...

Nickdfresh
01-10-2013, 05:05 PM
That would be like setting a date to end a war...

Or calling bullshit on the fact you don't know what you're talking about?

sadaist
01-10-2013, 06:39 PM
Jan 21, 2017

When we swear in another WHITE guy so Elvis can relax again...



Don't you mean white woman?

Hardrock69
01-10-2013, 07:06 PM
Elvis would crap himself if a woman was elected president. To him, that would almost be as bad as a Mexican!

:jaw:

ELVIS
01-10-2013, 07:42 PM
Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...

jhale667
01-10-2013, 07:55 PM
Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...

You should know, being one of the biggest bullshitters here...



Avoiding your windows yet? :hee:

chefcraig
01-10-2013, 07:58 PM
You don't like MARS ??


I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation. :sleepy:


http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww232/SleazyRockNRoll/MOTLEY%20CRUE/mick0010tp2.jpg

Hardrock69
01-10-2013, 08:01 PM
Bearing false witness won't get you fools very far...


Speak for yourself, fool. :hee:

ODShowtime
01-11-2013, 07:25 AM
As someone who has a hate gun pointed in their face every time they turn on the internet, I am so glad to hear this may be true. I knew people were getting paid to post bullshit like this. Some of the horrifyingly hateful and ignorant posts I read every day have to be shills. There is no way people actually have these opinions, at least without constant reinforcement.

There's a guy on yahoo who injects hate into EVERY PSU article I read. I mean literally he'll do 100 posts a day, EVERY day. He's always there. Look for him his name is Dirk. And he's either schizo or getting paid for it. There is now way anyone would spend that much time just spreading hatred.

So people are being paid to spread hatred in this world. Makes sense.

ELVIS
01-11-2013, 10:50 AM
No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...

jhale667
01-11-2013, 10:55 AM
Wrong. Makes no sense whatsoever, and to suggest so shows you're mentally unbalanced. Congrats on proving it daily. :appl:

cadaverdog
01-11-2013, 09:09 PM
I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation. :sleepy:


http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww232/SleazyRockNRoll/MOTLEY%20CRUE/mick0010tp2.jpg
I don't think Jerry was getting by on nothing. He just had a certain style. A signature sound. Some people worshipped the man. Others not so much. A guy I thought got by with little or no talent was B B King. He just hits a note, holds it a couple seconds, then catches another one and so on.

cadaverdog
01-11-2013, 09:17 PM
No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...
Maybe it's reverse psychology. Maybe they stage these shooting to scare people into buying guns. Then again maybe there are a lot of mentally unstable people out there not receiving proper mental health treatment that should be locked up to keep them from harming themselves or others out there in society. They see some whack job shooting innocent people and decide that sounds like a good idea then they do it too. Instead of monkey see, monkey do, it's nutcase see nutcase do.

cadaverdog
01-11-2013, 09:21 PM
It's only gay when other people change your quotes. When I do it it's funny. Just like my greasy hairdo.
The hairdo is, you ain't.

jhale667
01-11-2013, 09:51 PM
The clique, blah blah

Jizz-mop says what? :sockfucker:


http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/1430-EdtheSock0297_resized.jpg

Don't look now but one of your socks is alive....and pissed.

ODShowtime
01-12-2013, 07:59 AM
No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...


Don't tell me what makes sense and what doesn't, asshole.

Sensible Shoes
01-12-2013, 08:10 AM
No, what makes sense is criminal elements of our federal governmant staging shootings to disarm the american people...

I have never seen you do your "conspiracy theory thing" before and I must admit, you're talented at it. 20 kids dead and it's big government? You've really got a screw loose.

ELVIS
01-12-2013, 09:58 AM
Well, one 100lb weakling didn't do it with the handguns found on the scene...

The the gun that was claimed to be an AR15 was found in the trunk of the car...

ELVIS
01-12-2013, 10:19 AM
:elvis:

Hardrock69
01-12-2013, 01:41 PM
Riiiiight....so two pistols are not able to kill multiple amounts of people....sure.....sure they can't....

Nickdfresh
01-12-2013, 02:46 PM
Well, one 100lb weakling didn't do it with the handguns found on the scene...

I have no idea how you guessed his body weight? Are you sleeping with the coroner in CT? But even if he was of slight build, the Bushmaster AR-15 derivative would have been the PERFECT weapon of choice for someone, as the AR-15 was designed to be easily fired by draftees/recruits that might be physically smaller and lack experience with firearms in general. You know, pussies like you--except in their cases the army would take them as they didn't have a history of being an addict...


The the gun that was claimed to be an AR15 was found in the trunk of the car...

You see, this is why you're such a douchie cuntbag. You're only posting this lie here because you know most here don't follow the Front Line forum. But this was spelled out and this conspiracy shit was debunked to anyone but the thickest, redneck moron...

Some initial media reports during the confusion and uncertainty of the unfolding events reported that an assault rifle was left in the trunk of the car. It was just reporters and teleprompter readers talking out of their asses. Police later not only confirmed that this was wrong, but you yourself posted a video showing police lifting a semi-auto shotgun out of the trunk. POLICE say that the Bushmaster was used, along with the coroner who did the autopsies.

It's almost funny when you disparage the media as bullshit, then take them as gospel when it suits your needs. You selectively use the faux news reports from the day of the massacre or so as gospel (according to dumbshits and liars), but then you'd have to ignore the hundreds of media stories that described what happened after, along with the police and the coroner from that CT town....

Hardrock69
01-12-2013, 04:49 PM
What do you expect out of a fucking idiot? :lmao:

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 12:35 AM
Now, how the fuck do I get that job? Can someone please refer me? You know I write gooder than anyone else here, plus I can do it from my current place of work, no problem.

And why the fuck is cadaverdog still here? More importantly, why is he still alive? Motherfucker. Or sock, in this case.

Anyways, gimme a referral.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 12:37 AM
Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?


http://img1.imagehousing.com/27/63466d44e3aab74db106280181dcc056.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1094089)


Better not read the comics, then. They're MUCH worse. You'll never be the same again & at your age, I don't think you could take it.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
01-15-2013, 01:21 AM
Stopped at a convenience store last night. Talking to cashier-dude about finding silver coins in the change. He said he saves them so he can melt them down to use as bullets when the Werewolves attack. He sez he thinks we will get attacked by Werewolves before we will get attacked by Zombies...

ELVIS
01-15-2013, 01:27 AM
He's obviously an uninformed idiot...

Hardrock69
01-15-2013, 04:06 AM
No. He was kidding you worthless shitbag.

Terry
01-15-2013, 08:36 AM
I think this thread is brilliant...















...then again, I'm a Lounge shill...

chefcraig
01-15-2013, 10:34 AM
Better not read the comics, then. They're MUCH worse. You'll never be the same again & at your age, I don't think you could take it.

Cheers! :bottle:

Oh, for cryin' out loud, where in the hell have you been? Seeing your name on a post honestly made my day, you bastard. Great to hear from ya.

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 03:40 PM
Oh, for cryin' out loud, where in the hell have you been? Seeing your name on a post honestly made my day, you bastard. Great to hear from ya.

Well, a break every now & then does wonders. Goin' to the same dive every night with the same people, the conversations start to sound the same up to the point you know what that person's gonna reply to what that person just said.

It's not that you get tired of the people, no way in hell, how can you? Just the conversations. They'll still be the same when you come back, mind, but at least you've taken the time to miss them. And miss them I did. :beers8:

Except for cadaverfuck, of course.

Cheers! :bottle:

FORD
01-15-2013, 03:58 PM
Don't you mean white woman?

Jill Stein 2016!!

FORD
01-15-2013, 04:01 PM
I always thought that guy got by with a whole lot of nothing. Like Jerry Garcia, he's nothing more than a series of scales repeated over and over, with only tempo as variation. :sleepy:


Jerry had his good nights, and bad nights, presumably dependent on the vintage of the mushrooms. But even on the bad nights he sounded better than Bob Deal.