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LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 08:50 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/415707529.html

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Rants and Confessions from a Denver Escort
Date: 2007-09-06, 3:21PM MDT
First and Foremost: I work for the President (Ummm the light bulb inventor) Benjamin Franklin�.

Rants from an upscale Denver Escort who started at the bottom�the agency�.
P.S Anyone writing me hate notes after reading this....then it must apply to you, and if you are the wife of one of these idiots and bitter...I am sorry...we are all a little bitter.
This is a rant that has built up over the course of a year, and that must now be said. I cost too much for the freaks to seek me out now�. And I may run across you guys again�but you are memorable�enough for me to seek therapy anyways.

On with the RANTS!

Issue #1:

I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it�and I quote �I�m only here to please you, tell me what you like�that�s all I want�� barf, barf, barf�.If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with �making me cum�? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy�s please who the fuck are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to �cum�. Gross

Let�s just say ENOUGH with the solemn face and �serious talk� after the session. You insisted I not put a raincoat on you when my mouth went down to the unknown, we wore protection (as I always do), and yet after the session you say �I�m OK right��?.....your clean?� Let�s define �clean� as you put it. Do I take showers everyday? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week or even day as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensly on health safety issues�sounds like you don�t but still see me�.hmmmm�there has to be some level of responsibility that you take on when you see me�.GET IT FUCK STICK?

NO, you cannot fuck me without a condom. (Fact: I get this question about 1/50 people)�And needless to say THAT IS FUCKING GROSS! How many other escorts have you asked this question, that actually LET YOU!!?? You know what this means to me? That you have NOTHING to lose�as in for example �well shit I have _________(insert v.d here) already so why the hell not?� and that is fucking scary.

Fact: 90% of the men I see ARE married. (and quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, there wives don�t have to fuck them�they pay us�everyone is happy!)

And I quote again � I�m married�..is that ok?� Why would it matter fuckstick? It�s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the fuck alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question. As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumb shit out there�.I am not looking for single men to date, better if you are involved.

I don�t care if other girls like it or �actually prefer it� (or that bullshit line you are feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip them by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face ya dip shit.

To the guys who have escorts girlfriends: Quit fucking acting like you have me all figured out. Do not lump me into the category of your trashy escort girlfriend who charges $200/hr. for full service. And goes by the handle �_________(insert name here) of Denver�. I charge $500 minimum now, because after the year of being at the bottom I now understand my self worth. She has been in the business 10 years and you think she is a top provider�..quit making me laugh. My chosen name also has a bit more thought process to it�.then debbie does denver. Do not think you �know� the escort community. If you and her have fucked up underlying problems because you know she fucks SOO MANY guys (gotta make those dollars) to support your loser ass�well don�t take it out on me. You�re a fuckin idiot.

Ok guys, hygiene talk. Your breath smells of dog shit, maybe you know who you are�maybe not. BUT Guys please please please brush your teeth, wear deordant. Also when we are in missionary and your fat, short, bald-headed self is sweating to death on top of me, remember, I don�t like it you have no hair to refrain your sweat from falling in my god damn face. Drape a sweat towel over your shoulders, that way when your half-way done jacking off inside me you can wipe your face and save me from your disgusting sweat fluids dropping all over my face!

Farting is disgusting and unacceptable on my part, but�then why do you do it? How fucking old or drunk are you that you don�t even say excuse me when you break wind?? Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I�m cutting one loose. I already told you to keep your fingers and tounge out of my ass (for your own good, I have irritable bowel syndrome, no joking) but yet you persist. My IBS is so bad sometimes. I do have gas and bloat myself to hold it and, it does not help you are prying down there. SO just try not to be such an asshole.

Oh yes�.dry fingers HURT. Did you actually think over the last 2 minutes you gave me a wet slicky down there? Once I saw you I knew only alcohol would get me remotely turned on, and since you provided NONE of that, stop trying to shove your dry ass fingers in my gine. It�s called Lube, fuck stick.

I HATE HATE HATE men which big lizard size dicks. You could say I have a smaller vagina, or even a short canal. But I have been split before while you ram away and it puts me out of work for at least a week. Your blacklisted you fuck heads, I don�t like to be gutted or feel like my insides are bruising while you pound away with that meaty cock of yours. I hate you. If you came in 2 minutes, I think I would be fine�.BUT noooo your stupid ass must have taken viagara so you could �last� the ENTIRE goddamn time. Listen asshole, no one fucks the ENTIRE time. It�s not normal. If they did my pussy would fucking fall off�.all you big guys out there..you only get 2 minutes before I become hostile. How about if I beat your dick off lubeless with a piece of sandpaper for 60minutes�how would you like that? Fuck you guys.

Wait, the all time favorite hilarious priceless quote � Let�s go on a REAL date sometime�..� does that mean you want to hang out with me for free?......ha��ha�..ha�.(choke)�.ha�.ha�I�m choking how hard I�m laughing� Anyways, moving on..

Since we talked about big dicks, lets talk about limp dicks�.nothing wrong with �em, they are cute little guys. However, the limp dick and I come at odds when you are still attempting to thrust inside me and the condom is falling off. Thus leaving it inside me. Just STOP, don�t fucking try anymore. Its not going to happen and I don�t want ANY piece of your dick skin touching me at all down there. Would you like a hand job?

And that brings me to my next point, why do you have to thrust sooo deep that you go past the shaft part of the condom? I rolled that baby down as far as I could and you still want your disgusting dick skin to touch me somehow. Just STOP, your dick doesn�t get longer the more you shove it in! You are just annoying me.

For the guys who want to �see my face� picture before I meet them, knowing very well I don�t show my face on the website. Fuck off. I have a fucking beautiful face and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my face, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in 5,000 a week. If I had a butt ass ugly face like you do, do you think I would still be charging $500 for the fuckin hour? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fuckin fantastic and I use it to my advantage.

Sure you can make out with my foot for an hour. No I will not wrap a rubber band around your penis head several times to help you not cum. You want me to dig my nails into your balls??

Ummm is that a freshly pierced lip ring you have there young guy? Why are you trying to go down on me then with that freshly pierced lip ring? Fucking gross�I don�t want your open sore in my vagina. Dumb shits.

Don�t fucking squeeze my sides so hard you leave fingertip bruises! My boyfriend will see those!

I keep everything that is handed to me�.don�t fuckin ask me for change dip shit.

Green makes me smile and love you more : )

Hold your belly up when we are in doggy style it makes a fart-slapping noise if you don�t. I was kind enough to pull your belly back to find your dick just 5 minutes ago when I was on top�.

I honestly laugh when you ask me why my skin is so soft. Let me tell you my routine. I am a bit obsessive compulsive when I comes to flesh to flesh skin cells rubbing off on me. I SCRUB myself every night with sugar and anything else I can find that is abrasive enough to make my skin raw. This is to get your distgusting skin cells and germs off me. Every time you touch me I think I will be expecially scrubbing that area extra hard tonight�your �soft� touches make my skin crawl ya dirty old fucks.

Why is it I expect the worst when a client walks in or I show up? Ok so you have a gimpy arm that is shorter then the other arm with knubs for fingers and a bit deformed. Even your elfish body and rounded chest sets you apart from other guys. You need love too. Since no one but me will fuck ya, I go at it bravely. But why WHY WHY do you have to be so creepy with that arm? I tried to ignore it, and you then proceed to touch me with it and call them your �special fingers� and then shove your knubly deformed half fingered hand into my vagina trying to �pleasure� me. Not only does that creep me out, but it really makes me wonder what karma I have put out for you to show up at my door. Why must I be punished? Therapy�.I need it�

Stop drooling in my mouth and learn how to kiss�.why is your tounge so fat? I can�t believe I just let him go down on me with those rotten ass teeth�I guess it was better then him trying to make out with me�..Gentlemen red onions are offensive�expecially on your breath!...I can�t stop staring at the bats in your cave�

No I will NOT dominate you, you are looking in the WRONG god damn section of EROS. You want �BDSM� not �female escorts�. I DON�T get off sticking things in your ass and making you cross-dress. You couldn�t pay me enough�.well maybe, but you�re a bunch of cheap bastards also, so fuck off. I want triple what I charge hourly.

Repeat, we are NOT dating. I am not your girlfriend. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn�t even fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just �hang-out�. Don�t fucking tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.

Pussy Eating�.for the so-called �experts� Rule #1 Don�t spead my lips apart with your hands so far that they tear the inner soft skin on the vagina�.how about I pull your pee hole in two different directions�hmmm?? It would rip the sides�wouldn�t it ?fuck stick?? Rule #2 Don�t suck my clit and labia up into your mouth and catch it on your teeth�..lets say I rake my teeth over your cock? Wouldn�t that feel great?? Rule #3 Keep your tounge on the top or the bottom. The middle of my vagina is my pee hole�I don�t know about you but tounging my pee hole is NOT a turn on�.it burns. Rule #4 Lick on TOP of the hood not under. There are 4,000 neves on my clit and it feels WAYYYY to sensitive. Kinda like your cock, JUST after you cum. With that said 80% of guys really really give bad head. That is just my personal observation.
If you ask to extend in the middle of a session, because you are just IN LOVE with me�as most usually are�then make sure you have enough to cover the time used buddy! You can�t refund my time asshole, and just because I didn�t want to get up and talk about business when you asked to extend in my compromising position�don�t take advantage of it and bring less then you think you will spend! Dumb shits�

On a happy end note�I DO have to give some credit to the normal guys. The married ones who are stuck in a marriage and are very attractive and could literally get any younger female they wanted, but stay for the kids. Also the non- freaks, losers, ass-face, deformed, hanicapped, overly obese �etc..guys. who have a charming way about them, but decided not to pursue relationships they are not ready to commit to. I salute and respect you. Because you and I both know you can get an attractive girl, who is unsuspecting and sweet and thinks the best of people, to go home with you after you feed her lies just to get into her pants, and then act as if you care for awhile until the sex gets old then throw her out on her relationship wanting ass. Get smart ladies! Stop sleeping around and not using condoms half the time. Fact: My non escort girlfriends hardly ever use condoms�I yell at them. They are so slack�.and I use to be. BUT I have learned, Men go after what you want. I understand my relationship to you is a client, provider on and there are no gray lines. That is what you are there for, and so am I. You, fantasy porn-star sex�me-benjamin franklins�and it works out.

SO STOP ASKING ME MY REAL GOD DAMN NAME!!!!! It�s none of your fucking business�this is a fantasy I fulfill for you�stop making it so god damn personal. I�m NOT your fucking girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)�.I�m just a sweet face�..

Location: hotel room
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Kristy
01-14-2013, 08:53 PM
https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1339/76/1339767148375.jpg

Look! F A T boy is desperate for attention.

Kristy
01-14-2013, 08:55 PM
Here's a rant from F A T boy

Lately I have been really depressed about my weight and other stuff. Seriously depressed. It got to the point that I actually begged my psychiatrist to increase my anti-depressants. He did, but it isn't working. I've got to go back and get even more.

I had been doing well on my diet, and have lost about 50 pounds in the past year or so. But I don't see the results when I look in the mirror. I still want to lose at least another 50. But my life has really, seriously sucked lately, for reasons unrelated to my weight. To make a long story short, I am 50 and still live with my parents because I am a failed musician and can't support myself. I am too embarrassed about my body to even consider dating right now. I have tried and tried and tried to get a full time job but it never works out. I am terribly depressed about that. Some mornings I just don't want to get out of bed. Then when I do, I look in the mirror and see this obese person that I can't live with anymore. http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/frown.gif Then I just want to go back to bed and hide because I feel hideous. I don't want to face the world. But I am so fed up, I don't want to diet anymore. I want to just eat what I want and be happy. So then I do, and I feel terrible about it and I realize I have put weight back on and then all I can do is cry.

In addition, my health has never been good anyway and I don't need the extra weight. I have Multiple Sclerosis, and it is really difficult for me to exercise. I get very tired very easily, and I just don't want to do it. So now, the steroids I have taken for my MS have destroyed my shoulder and I need surgery. When I think about it, all I can think is that they aren't going to be able to lift me from the operating table to the stretcher after the surgery. I am so depressed that I need surgery. I don't want it, but I am in agony 24/7 so I have to do it.


When I get upset, all I want to do is hide in my bedroom and eat. I am trying to go for therapy but every appointment I make winds up having to be canceled for some reason or another beyond my control. (Like the therapist is going on vacation, or I get called to work that day). So I just want to eat. I feel so out of control. I am trying to stick to Jenny Craig, and I have all the food. But I don't live alone. I have no control over what food other people bring into this house. I haven't let them weigh me in a few weeks at Jenny Craig because I am afraid of what the scale will show. I know I have gained some weight back, but if I see it on the scale I will probably just sit down and start hysterically crying right there. I know, you'll say I have control over what I put in my mouth but I feel like I don't. Even though my entire family is overweight and constantly trying to lose, they are NOT helping. My mom goes food shopping and brings in not one, but FOUR different kinds of ice cream. Low fat ice cream, but still not what I need to see when I open the freezer to get my Jenny Craig stuff. And they know I love ie cream (it has always been my favorite food, above all). I have begged and begged for them to at least bring in a flavor I don't like (never was a fan of chocolate). I love Vanilla, especially cookies and cream. So what do they buy? But it is light ice cream. So they think it is OK for fudgsicles and ice cream sandwiches and two gallons of ice cream to stare me in the face every time I open the freezer. Because it is all light or low fat. They tell me that if they want ice cream they should be allowed to have it. Right. I can't control what they eat. But they need FOUR different kinds????? ONE is ENOUGH!!!! I'll ask for a box of reduced fat wheat thins. My mom will buy 6 boxes, because they are on sale. Or I'll mention that I like chocolate milk. She'll buy 3 gallons and freeze them. (we have an extra freezer downstairs in the basement). Our extra bedroom has become a pantry where she stores a dozen bottles of salad dressing, and countless jars of condiments and other stuff. Overindulgence has been a theme my whole life. I am trying to break the cycle and they won't let me do it. On one hand they are very encouraging and tell me I look great and keep up the good work, but on the other hand they are buying all of the foods that I can't resist, and then telling me I shouldn't be eating them. I get yelled at when I eat something other than my Jenny Craig food (well, it is more of a condescending.... "should you be eating that?") So I get more depressed and go in my room and cry, and eat more. Then I feel like a real piece of garbage because I have just eaten something I know I shouldn't, so I try to comfort myself and I just wind up looking for something else to eat. And then I cry and cry and cry. `

I am soooooo depressed because I just want to get out of this house and away from this food, but my job situation sucks and there is nothing else I can do until the public schools start hiring for the 2007 school year. I even got a part time tutoring job to help pay for some things but that doesn't even make a dent.

LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 08:57 PM
:lmao:

Said the SKANK with 419 CHATS

:lmao:

WARF
01-14-2013, 08:57 PM
Lounge, will you please stop talking to yourself! :)

Hardrock69
01-14-2013, 08:59 PM
SHUT UP KRUSTY FISHKUNT

You are a FFF AAAAA TTT kunt!


Your ass is so fat. And which side is it? The ass in front or the ass behind?

And you like to wear those electric green polyester stretch pants while you go shopping at Dollar General for that disgustingcrap you think of as "food".

You look like an ugly hippo with a retard's fashion sense.

WARF
01-14-2013, 09:11 PM
Kristy, you said you would save me some Mac and Cheese!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKz9gDt4R_M

Hardrock69
01-14-2013, 09:13 PM
:lmao:

DONNIEP
01-14-2013, 09:15 PM
Now those are some tits!!

jhale667
01-14-2013, 09:16 PM
:lol:

WARF
01-14-2013, 09:17 PM
Now those are some tits!!

Do male tits count as genitals?

I am gonna be reported by LoungeMachine! :)

uh huh uh huh

DONNIEP
01-14-2013, 09:20 PM
Do male tits count as genitals?

Yeah, but only if somebody's titty fucking him :biggrin:

LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 09:23 PM
If that kid was a banker, he'd make Krusty's client list

:gulp:

WARF
01-14-2013, 09:24 PM
What happened to the Olive Branch, Lounge?

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LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 09:25 PM
She used it as a dildo

:gulp:

I aint touching that thing now.....

WARF
01-14-2013, 09:31 PM
Whatever you say, KristyMachine. :)

fraroc
01-14-2013, 09:38 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/415707529.html

:gulp:

Enjoy.....

Rants and Confessions from a Denver Escort
Date: 2007-09-06, 3:21PM MDT
First and Foremost: I work for the President (Ummm the light bulb inventor) Benjamin Franklin�.

Rants from an upscale Denver Escort who started at the bottom�the agency�.
P.S Anyone writing me hate notes after reading this....then it must apply to you, and if you are the wife of one of these idiots and bitter...I am sorry...we are all a little bitter.
This is a rant that has built up over the course of a year, and that must now be said. I cost too much for the freaks to seek me out now�. And I may run across you guys again�but you are memorable�enough for me to seek therapy anyways.

On with the RANTS!

Issue #1:

I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it�and I quote �I�m only here to please you, tell me what you like�that�s all I want�� barf, barf, barf�.If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with �making me cum�? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy�s please who the fuck are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to �cum�. Gross

Let�s just say ENOUGH with the solemn face and �serious talk� after the session. You insisted I not put a raincoat on you when my mouth went down to the unknown, we wore protection (as I always do), and yet after the session you say �I�m OK right��?.....your clean?� Let�s define �clean� as you put it. Do I take showers everyday? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week or even day as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensly on health safety issues�sounds like you don�t but still see me�.hmmmm�there has to be some level of responsibility that you take on when you see me�.GET IT FUCK STICK?

NO, you cannot fuck me without a condom. (Fact: I get this question about 1/50 people)�And needless to say THAT IS FUCKING GROSS! How many other escorts have you asked this question, that actually LET YOU!!?? You know what this means to me? That you have NOTHING to lose�as in for example �well shit I have _________(insert v.d here) already so why the hell not?� and that is fucking scary.

Fact: 90% of the men I see ARE married. (and quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, there wives don�t have to fuck them�they pay us�everyone is happy!)

And I quote again � I�m married�..is that ok?� Why would it matter fuckstick? It�s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the fuck alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question. As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumb shit out there�.I am not looking for single men to date, better if you are involved.

I don�t care if other girls like it or �actually prefer it� (or that bullshit line you are feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip them by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face ya dip shit.

To the guys who have escorts girlfriends: Quit fucking acting like you have me all figured out. Do not lump me into the category of your trashy escort girlfriend who charges $200/hr. for full service. And goes by the handle �_________(insert name here) of Denver�. I charge $500 minimum now, because after the year of being at the bottom I now understand my self worth. She has been in the business 10 years and you think she is a top provider�..quit making me laugh. My chosen name also has a bit more thought process to it�.then debbie does denver. Do not think you �know� the escort community. If you and her have fucked up underlying problems because you know she fucks SOO MANY guys (gotta make those dollars) to support your loser ass�well don�t take it out on me. You�re a fuckin idiot.

Ok guys, hygiene talk. Your breath smells of dog shit, maybe you know who you are�maybe not. BUT Guys please please please brush your teeth, wear deordant. Also when we are in missionary and your fat, short, bald-headed self is sweating to death on top of me, remember, I don�t like it you have no hair to refrain your sweat from falling in my god damn face. Drape a sweat towel over your shoulders, that way when your half-way done jacking off inside me you can wipe your face and save me from your disgusting sweat fluids dropping all over my face!

Farting is disgusting and unacceptable on my part, but�then why do you do it? How fucking old or drunk are you that you don�t even say excuse me when you break wind?? Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I�m cutting one loose. I already told you to keep your fingers and tounge out of my ass (for your own good, I have irritable bowel syndrome, no joking) but yet you persist. My IBS is so bad sometimes. I do have gas and bloat myself to hold it and, it does not help you are prying down there. SO just try not to be such an asshole.

Oh yes�.dry fingers HURT. Did you actually think over the last 2 minutes you gave me a wet slicky down there? Once I saw you I knew only alcohol would get me remotely turned on, and since you provided NONE of that, stop trying to shove your dry ass fingers in my gine. It�s called Lube, fuck stick.

I HATE HATE HATE men which big lizard size dicks. You could say I have a smaller vagina, or even a short canal. But I have been split before while you ram away and it puts me out of work for at least a week. Your blacklisted you fuck heads, I don�t like to be gutted or feel like my insides are bruising while you pound away with that meaty cock of yours. I hate you. If you came in 2 minutes, I think I would be fine�.BUT noooo your stupid ass must have taken viagara so you could �last� the ENTIRE goddamn time. Listen asshole, no one fucks the ENTIRE time. It�s not normal. If they did my pussy would fucking fall off�.all you big guys out there..you only get 2 minutes before I become hostile. How about if I beat your dick off lubeless with a piece of sandpaper for 60minutes�how would you like that? Fuck you guys.

Wait, the all time favorite hilarious priceless quote � Let�s go on a REAL date sometime�..� does that mean you want to hang out with me for free?......ha��ha�..ha�.(choke)�.ha�.ha�I�m choking how hard I�m laughing� Anyways, moving on..

Since we talked about big dicks, lets talk about limp dicks�.nothing wrong with �em, they are cute little guys. However, the limp dick and I come at odds when you are still attempting to thrust inside me and the condom is falling off. Thus leaving it inside me. Just STOP, don�t fucking try anymore. Its not going to happen and I don�t want ANY piece of your dick skin touching me at all down there. Would you like a hand job?

And that brings me to my next point, why do you have to thrust sooo deep that you go past the shaft part of the condom? I rolled that baby down as far as I could and you still want your disgusting dick skin to touch me somehow. Just STOP, your dick doesn�t get longer the more you shove it in! You are just annoying me.

For the guys who want to �see my face� picture before I meet them, knowing very well I don�t show my face on the website. Fuck off. I have a fucking beautiful face and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my face, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in 5,000 a week. If I had a butt ass ugly face like you do, do you think I would still be charging $500 for the fuckin hour? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fuckin fantastic and I use it to my advantage.

Sure you can make out with my foot for an hour. No I will not wrap a rubber band around your penis head several times to help you not cum. You want me to dig my nails into your balls??

Ummm is that a freshly pierced lip ring you have there young guy? Why are you trying to go down on me then with that freshly pierced lip ring? Fucking gross�I don�t want your open sore in my vagina. Dumb shits.

Don�t fucking squeeze my sides so hard you leave fingertip bruises! My boyfriend will see those!

I keep everything that is handed to me�.don�t fuckin ask me for change dip shit.

Green makes me smile and love you more : )

Hold your belly up when we are in doggy style it makes a fart-slapping noise if you don�t. I was kind enough to pull your belly back to find your dick just 5 minutes ago when I was on top�.

I honestly laugh when you ask me why my skin is so soft. Let me tell you my routine. I am a bit obsessive compulsive when I comes to flesh to flesh skin cells rubbing off on me. I SCRUB myself every night with sugar and anything else I can find that is abrasive enough to make my skin raw. This is to get your distgusting skin cells and germs off me. Every time you touch me I think I will be expecially scrubbing that area extra hard tonight�your �soft� touches make my skin crawl ya dirty old fucks.

Why is it I expect the worst when a client walks in or I show up? Ok so you have a gimpy arm that is shorter then the other arm with knubs for fingers and a bit deformed. Even your elfish body and rounded chest sets you apart from other guys. You need love too. Since no one but me will fuck ya, I go at it bravely. But why WHY WHY do you have to be so creepy with that arm? I tried to ignore it, and you then proceed to touch me with it and call them your �special fingers� and then shove your knubly deformed half fingered hand into my vagina trying to �pleasure� me. Not only does that creep me out, but it really makes me wonder what karma I have put out for you to show up at my door. Why must I be punished? Therapy�.I need it�

Stop drooling in my mouth and learn how to kiss�.why is your tounge so fat? I can�t believe I just let him go down on me with those rotten ass teeth�I guess it was better then him trying to make out with me�..Gentlemen red onions are offensive�expecially on your breath!...I can�t stop staring at the bats in your cave�

No I will NOT dominate you, you are looking in the WRONG god damn section of EROS. You want �BDSM� not �female escorts�. I DON�T get off sticking things in your ass and making you cross-dress. You couldn�t pay me enough�.well maybe, but you�re a bunch of cheap bastards also, so fuck off. I want triple what I charge hourly.

Repeat, we are NOT dating. I am not your girlfriend. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn�t even fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just �hang-out�. Don�t fucking tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.

Pussy Eating�.for the so-called �experts� Rule #1 Don�t spead my lips apart with your hands so far that they tear the inner soft skin on the vagina�.how about I pull your pee hole in two different directions�hmmm?? It would rip the sides�wouldn�t it ?fuck stick?? Rule #2 Don�t suck my clit and labia up into your mouth and catch it on your teeth�..lets say I rake my teeth over your cock? Wouldn�t that feel great?? Rule #3 Keep your tounge on the top or the bottom. The middle of my vagina is my pee hole�I don�t know about you but tounging my pee hole is NOT a turn on�.it burns. Rule #4 Lick on TOP of the hood not under. There are 4,000 neves on my clit and it feels WAYYYY to sensitive. Kinda like your cock, JUST after you cum. With that said 80% of guys really really give bad head. That is just my personal observation.
If you ask to extend in the middle of a session, because you are just IN LOVE with me�as most usually are�then make sure you have enough to cover the time used buddy! You can�t refund my time asshole, and just because I didn�t want to get up and talk about business when you asked to extend in my compromising position�don�t take advantage of it and bring less then you think you will spend! Dumb shits�

On a happy end note�I DO have to give some credit to the normal guys. The married ones who are stuck in a marriage and are very attractive and could literally get any younger female they wanted, but stay for the kids. Also the non- freaks, losers, ass-face, deformed, hanicapped, overly obese �etc..guys. who have a charming way about them, but decided not to pursue relationships they are not ready to commit to. I salute and respect you. Because you and I both know you can get an attractive girl, who is unsuspecting and sweet and thinks the best of people, to go home with you after you feed her lies just to get into her pants, and then act as if you care for awhile until the sex gets old then throw her out on her relationship wanting ass. Get smart ladies! Stop sleeping around and not using condoms half the time. Fact: My non escort girlfriends hardly ever use condoms�I yell at them. They are so slack�.and I use to be. BUT I have learned, Men go after what you want. I understand my relationship to you is a client, provider on and there are no gray lines. That is what you are there for, and so am I. You, fantasy porn-star sex�me-benjamin franklins�and it works out.

SO STOP ASKING ME MY REAL GOD DAMN NAME!!!!! It�s none of your fucking business�this is a fantasy I fulfill for you�stop making it so god damn personal. I�m NOT your fucking girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)�.I�m just a sweet face�..

Location: hotel room
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



http://i1044.photobucket.com/albums/b449/fraroc/krusty.jpg

Hardrock69
01-14-2013, 09:42 PM
And that is as it should be.

After all, Krustybot is just a piece of software.

It is not a real human being.


That is why I can insult it so and not feel guilty about it. :gulp:

LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 09:44 PM
I just love how a Craigslist call girl from Denver feels she's above everyone on this board in every way.

:gulp:

jhale667
01-14-2013, 09:54 PM
I just love how a Craigslist call girl from Denver feels she's above everyone on this board in every way.

:gulp:

Define "delusional".

jhale667
01-14-2013, 09:58 PM
You know who gives not a single fuck about the Krust?


http://24.media.tumblr.com/6df9b808e3be574f29180aff1cb61405/tumblr_mgkfoeGqsS1rk9f4ho1_500.jpg

WARF
01-14-2013, 10:01 PM
I just love how a Craigslist call girl from Denver feels she's above everyone on this board in every way.

:gulp:

Please stop giving out personal information. This is your last warning. :)

Does she have 1/2 hour rates?

LoungeMachine
01-14-2013, 10:02 PM
Please stop giving out personal information. This is your last warning. :)

Does she have 1/2 hour rates?

:lmao:

Did you not read her rant?.......

WARF
01-14-2013, 10:10 PM
:lmao:

Did you not read her rant?.......

I don't even like to read ONE sentence from her, but okay I will give it read.

Hardrock69
01-14-2013, 10:25 PM
Please stop giving out personal information. This is your last warning. :)

Does she have 1/2 hour rates?

:lmao:

jhale667
01-15-2013, 01:48 AM
https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1339/76/1339767148375.jpg

This was when I referred to myself as "upscale".



:lmao:

Hardrock69
01-15-2013, 01:57 AM
:lol:

ashstralia
01-15-2013, 02:38 AM
an open letter to DLR/=VH=:

please get out and play again, or release something new. (aside of course from the Roth Show... loving that stuff).

this is getting mighty tiresome.

thanks, ash of australia.

ashstralia
01-15-2013, 09:28 AM
we was makin somethin of it, and x did mark the spot. but y's a crooked letter i forgot...

just genius.

ZahZoo
01-15-2013, 11:20 AM
an open letter to DLR/=VH=:

please get out and play again, or release something new. (aside of course from the Roth Show... loving that stuff).

this is getting mighty tiresome.

thanks, ash of australia.

Mighty tiresome indeed...

Well... I'm just gonna fuckin speak my mind openly. Troublesome that we have 4 Roth Army Moderators in Non instigating mob rule over what they consider a hate-filled troll... yet are doing exactly the very same thing but with laser like focus on a member.

I'm not ignoring the fact that certain amount of trolling and/or attention whoring did provide an opportunity for a good sized target. But to generate multiple threads for a singular purpose over the course of less than a week leads me to question your motivation and in deeper sense your purpose for being here in the role you are in.

There was time when this place was just a side-show and anonymous bashing was the mantra... some of you were elevated to moderator status due to your colorful personality, insight as working musicians, web skills or just caught the fancy of the owner. But as the very reason for this site's existence... Celebrating Dave & VH... has risen to a historic level where the artist himself acknowledges and endorses this community... Should you as Administrators or dare I say leaders of this community be spending this much time and energy attacking your membership? You know those that got you elevated to this role in this circus in the first place?

No. I'm not advocating this place evolve into Links or even worse the Pleasure Dome. But do we want to drive away membership at a time when we're at the top of our game? Think about what happens to champions who reach the pinnacle and then turn into assholes..?

ashstralia
01-15-2013, 11:58 AM
wow man. that's heavy.

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 04:49 PM
Mighty tiresome indeed...

Well... I'm just gonna fuckin speak my mind openly. Troublesome that we have 4 Roth Army Moderators in Non instigating mob rule over what they consider a hate-filled troll... yet are doing exactly the very same thing but with laser like focus on a member.

I'm not ignoring the fact that certain amount of trolling and/or attention whoring did provide an opportunity for a good sized target. But to generate multiple threads for a singular purpose over the course of less than a week leads me to question your motivation and in deeper sense your purpose for being here in the role you are in.

There was time when this place was just a side-show and anonymous bashing was the mantra... some of you were elevated to moderator status due to your colorful personality, insight as working musicians, web skills or just caught the fancy of the owner. But as the very reason for this site's existence... Celebrating Dave & VH... has risen to a historic level where the artist himself acknowledges and endorses this community... Should you as Administrators or dare I say leaders of this community be spending this much time and energy attacking your membership? You know those that got you elevated to this role in this circus in the first place?

No. I'm not advocating this place evolve into Links or even worse the Pleasure Dome. But do we want to drive away membership at a time when we're at the top of our game? Think about what happens to champions who reach the pinnacle and then turn into assholes..?

I'm quoting this guy for two reasons:

1) Zah's so extremely right that if you try to disagree with him, it can only mean you're an arsehole who refuses to recognize that other people can be right even when they disagree with you,

and

Secundo) We never know when his last sane post's gonna be, so we better preserve them until the next one. Old age is more than cookies, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 04:55 PM
Now, if you'll indulge me...

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED?

Last I remember, Kristy was an extremely respected & well-loved poster whose pants everyone wanted to get in on.

Now this? From what I've gathered, it's something about Jimmy Page?

I've tried sending her a PM, but it appears she disabled them. Can I assume there was abuse by PM? THAT is extremely fucked up. I mean, kicking someone around in the boards as some means of medieval, cruel entertainment is entirely excusable, given the site we're in, but PERSONAL abuse is just plain wrong. I hope there wasn't anything like that.

Anyways, I'm once again taking my Switzerland stance, but I do care about this site & its history, so if anyone's kind enough to enlighten me? Through here or PM, if you don't want to clog up the boards with tiresome repetition.

Cheers! :bottle:

ZahZoo
01-15-2013, 05:46 PM
I'm quoting this guy for two reasons:

1) Zah's so extremely right that if you try to disagree with him, it can only mean you're an arsehole who refuses to recognize that other people can be right even when they disagree with you,

and

Secundo) We never know when his last sane post's gonna be, so we better preserve them until the next one. Old age is more than cookies, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

Thanks... I think.

With that old age sometimes you wake up in grizzle bear mode and growl at anything that moves!! I feel better now... pass the cookies...

Nickdfresh
01-15-2013, 05:52 PM
I'm quoting this guy for two reasons:

1) Zah's so extremely right that if you try to disagree with him, it can only mean you're an arsehole who refuses to recognize that other people can be right even when they disagree with you,

and

Secundo) We never know when his last sane post's gonna be, so we better preserve them until the next one. Old age is more than cookies, you know?

Cheers! :bottle:

Holy fuck! You're still alive!?

Welcome back, you whore! :)

envy_me
01-15-2013, 06:00 PM
Last I remember, Kristy was an extremely respected & well-loved poster whose pants everyone wanted to get in on.



Eeeh? WHAT??

Warham
01-15-2013, 06:01 PM
Mighty tiresome indeed...

Well... I'm just gonna fuckin speak my mind openly. Troublesome that we have 4 Roth Army Moderators in Non instigating mob rule over what they consider a hate-filled troll... yet are doing exactly the very same thing but with laser like focus on a member.

I'm not ignoring the fact that certain amount of trolling and/or attention whoring did provide an opportunity for a good sized target. But to generate multiple threads for a singular purpose over the course of less than a week leads me to question your motivation and in deeper sense your purpose for being here in the role you are in.

There was time when this place was just a side-show and anonymous bashing was the mantra... some of you were elevated to moderator status due to your colorful personality, insight as working musicians, web skills or just caught the fancy of the owner. But as the very reason for this site's existence... Celebrating Dave & VH... has risen to a historic level where the artist himself acknowledges and endorses this community... Should you as Administrators or dare I say leaders of this community be spending this much time and energy attacking your membership? You know those that got you elevated to this role in this circus in the first place?

No. I'm not advocating this place evolve into Links or even worse the Pleasure Dome. But do we want to drive away membership at a time when we're at the top of our game? Think about what happens to champions who reach the pinnacle and then turn into assholes..?

I agree with everything you said except "at a time when we're at the top of our game". That was years ago.

Kristy is a third-tier troll. Not worthy of having threads started about her, let alone multiple threads.

Nickdfresh
01-15-2013, 06:03 PM
Eeeh? WHAT??

Um yeah, no she never was 'well respected.'...

envy_me
01-15-2013, 06:05 PM
Um yeah, no she never was 'well respected.'...

Yeah, not only that but EXTREMELY respected and loved. Right...

Nickdfresh
01-15-2013, 06:28 PM
Yeah, not only that but EXTREMELY respected and loved. Right...

More like sorta tolerated, until she quit and vowed to never come here again...

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 07:41 PM
Thanks... I think.

With that old age sometimes you wake up in grizzle bear mode and growl at anything that moves!! I feel better now... pass the cookies...

Nah, no need for the "I think".

I meant what I wrote, without any reservations.

Of course, that made the post a bit too serious, so I had to make fun of you to lighten up the mood. Who wants to be serious? That's for self-important fools who believe they have something worthwhile to say.

About that waking up & growling at everything that moves, though... I've already been doin' that for YEARS. If it gets worse with age, well... pass the cookies, indeed.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 07:47 PM
Holy fuck! You're still alive!?

Welcome back, you whore! :)

Thanks, bud!

I'll be alive forever. I have no interest in death whatsoever, positive or negative, so there's no reason for her to come for me. :lol:


Um yeah, no she never was 'well respected.'...

She was, I remember. Of course, I've noticed this before, that over time, when someone starts to be loathed, people often forget what they were like before. Other people will probably not remember that, not just you, but it's all here, one just has to dig it up.

It's pointless, though, so I won't.

Cheers! :bottle:

Nickdfresh
01-15-2013, 08:00 PM
...

She was, I remember. Of course, I've noticed this before, that over time, when someone starts to be loathed, people often forget what they were like before. Other people will probably not remember that, not just you, but it's all here, one just has to dig it up.

It's pointless, though, so I won't.

Cheers! :bottle:

Meh, I'm not going to argue either. But she morphed from having "strong opinions" to all-out trolling and stalking people from thread to thread. She actually did the latter before...

Anonymous
01-15-2013, 08:14 PM
That's true about Kristy's strong opinions, but they were valid, at times.

I just wondered what caused the meltdown? I remember Katie was because she posted some wrong info that she sincerely believed to be true & some trigger happy main forum-only posters overreacted too much. Of course, at the time there was a lot of fucknuts posing as insiders, so she was mistaken for one of them. An honest mistake from both parties that escalated far too quickly.

After that, it was a matter of neither side shutting the fuck up or backing down, so it didn't end well, as we all know.

See why this kind of thing interests me? Not the drama itself, but the motives & the behaviour leading up to/derived from them & the circumstances in which they occurred.

Wars have been waged because of simple misunderstandings, you know? It's fascinating.

Cheers! :bottle:

Julius
01-16-2013, 12:00 AM
SHUT UP KRUSTY FISHKUNT

You are a FFF AAAAA TTT kunt!


Your ass is so fat. And which side is it? The ass in front or the ass behind?

And you like to wear those electric green polyester stretch pants while you go shopping at Dollar General for that disgustingcrap you think of as "food".

You look like an ugly hippo with a retard's fashion sense.

How dare you! I can't believe what I'm reading, it's such a bunch of horseshit.

Everyone knows there are no Dollar Generals in the Denver metro area.

FORD
01-16-2013, 01:49 AM
How dare you! I can't believe what I'm reading, it's such a bunch of horseshit.

Everyone knows there are no Dollar Generals in the Denver metro area.
That's why Joe Thunder and his crew endorse Dollar Tree! :biggrin:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADUriJBfKFc

ZahZoo
01-16-2013, 09:24 AM
I agree with everything you said except "at a time when we're at the top of our game". That was years ago.

Kristy is a third-tier troll. Not worthy of having threads started about her, let alone multiple threads.

I guess it's a matter of perspective or the times... from internet buffoonery and debauchery I agree the top of that game was years ago. I was referring more to Dave rightfully returning if not to his throne at least having run of the old castle he belongs in. Add the gifts of the last year which still keep rolling in and the growth in active membership here. I'd say the board is in a better if not bigger place...

Without "third-tier trolls" how boring will this place become if it's dominated by only elitist Top-Tier Trolls..?

Sensible Shoes
01-16-2013, 03:07 PM
This argument is just too deep for me.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-16-2013, 03:11 PM
:biggrin: she said too deep

philouze
01-16-2013, 03:17 PM
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/732222_o.gif

binnie
01-16-2013, 03:35 PM
wow man. that's heavy.

It gets bigger if you rub it, too.....

LoungeMachine
01-16-2013, 03:38 PM
Without "third-tier trolls" how boring will this place become if it's dominated by only elitist Top-Tier Trolls..?

:clap:

Post of the Year thus far....

:gulp:

ZahZoo
01-16-2013, 05:16 PM
LOL... I may have been inspired by that Lincoln movie... that this Board, under Roth, shall have a new birth of freedom... a chat board of the trolls, by the trolls, for the trolls, shall not perish from the earth.

clarathecarrot
01-16-2013, 09:44 PM
9404this carrot is the knight in green vegetable tops, that fights you silly homos that bag on Kristy.

Hardrock69
01-17-2013, 05:25 AM
Uh....sure.....sure you are....

LoungeMachine
01-17-2013, 05:31 AM
9404this carrot is the knight in green vegetable tops, that fights you silly homos that bag on Kristy.

AM/PM low on Coors Light tonight, Fluffy?

:gulp:

Nice to see you got your internet back on.

Let this be a lesson.....PAY THE BILL

Nickdfresh
01-17-2013, 07:35 PM
This argument is just too deep for me.

Balls' deep!

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 07:25 PM
It is amazing to watch Lounge and the clique go after Kristy and then also to keep in mind who put them up to it.?

I think it was a combination of Kristy not cybering with lounge and some one else giving him the special 1s and 0s massage touch.

Kristy, gets banned for not conplying with lounge and the sweede click...2 Mods and a couple members get banned for fighting with the sweede.

Talk about personal info, even if faked it is damming evidence and straight to my point all along.

The first post in this thread is all the SHIT!!

Dicks.

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 07:31 PM
Oh the two faced Machine is in deep shit here.


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67391-Krusty&p=1730835&viewfull=1#post1730835

Matt White
05-04-2013, 07:31 PM
Dog ballz

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 07:35 PM
Talk about stalking a member...oh!!! The Lounge of it all....
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67391-Krusty&p=1730842&viewfull=1#post1730842

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 07:45 PM
The olive branch (link below) he sent before he got mad as hell at he, and then he started posting her personal info...I guess he can't use that tool anymore .

You know win a argument by closing threads creating new slandering titles for peoples threads and then stalking members and posting their personal info even if it is fictitious.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67297-An-Olive-Branch-To-Kristy-and-a-Crying-Towel-for-cadaverdog

fraroc
05-04-2013, 07:54 PM
Wasn't Krustina banned because we all thought she was a fucking no-good cunt?

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 07:57 PM
The first pages of this are fabulous .

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67095-The-which-does-Kristy-hate-more-thread!&p=1746142&viewfull=1#post1746142

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 08:16 PM
Wasn't Krustina banned because we all thought she was a fucking no-good cunt?

She was banned for writing U So Fat on a image of Lounge that lounge posted on this web site.

After Lounge posted this thread.

The sweede layed into Kristy Lounge went all look at me I am a man and the rest is ...you know fucked up BULLSHIT!

This was all while Lounge was trying to cyber finger bang the sweede and then he got caught by his real dishwashing boss and then the shit hit the fan of posters defending Kristy and wondering what kind of power the sweede had over the mod clique and why they were trying so desperateley to imptress the sweede


Kristy never did anything more or any different than what you wrote in your sentence.

\Called Lounge a cunt and Jimmy Page a super cunt shit like that.

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 08:26 PM
Wasn't Krustina banned because we all thought she was a fucking no-good cunt?

Nope.

And I never understood that thing of ganging up on someone.

Especially in cases like yours. You didn't even know who Kristy was. You just saw everyone piling up & went in to try to land a kick or two in the head.

Big, strong man you are. And very brave.

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
05-04-2013, 08:27 PM
Kants...kicked down the road to oblivion

good ridance

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 08:30 PM
She was banned for writing U So Fat on a image of Lounge that lounge posted on this web site.

After Lounge posted this thread.

The sweede layed into Kristy Lounge went all look at me I am a man and the rest is ...you know fucked up BULLSHIT!

This was all while Lounge was trying to cyber finger bang the sweede and then he got caught by his real dishwashing boss and then the shit hit the fan of posters defending Kristy and wondering what kind of power the sweede had over the mod clique and why they were trying so desperateley to imptress the sweede


Kristy never did anything more or any different than what you wrote in your sentence.

\Called Lounge a cunt and Jimmy Page a super cunt shit like that.

I always said you're one of the smartest posters here, remember?

Too bad it's easier for some to label you a retard & gloss over your posts than it it to actually READ them.

Like I said back then, I agree that your writing "style" isn't for everyone, but someone calling someone else a dimwit because they failed to understand what the "dimwit" posted is... well, hilarious.

And very revealing of the dimwitidness & double standards permeating our society.

"Doh, he difurant. We kil."

Cheers! :bottle:

Nitro Express
05-04-2013, 08:34 PM
The Carrot Diaries. New Scripture for the New Age.

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 08:40 PM
Kants...kicked down the road to oblivion

good ridance

Funny that you're "wearing" that John Wayne avatar while writing this.

A showdown is always an interesting thing to watch & in the films the bad guy always loses & everyone says "good riddance".

But would John Wayne be ok with the "bad guy" being killed, not in an honourable duel, but a sleazy, disgusting trap prepared by ALL the "important" townsfolk? Especially if the "crimes" committed by the "bad guy" paled in comparison to the ones committed by the "good guy"?

I sometimes ponder on the universe & the morality of man... and always end up puzzled how such an insignificant being can think so highly of itself.

Cheers! :bottle:

clarathecarrot
05-04-2013, 09:45 PM
The Carrot Diaries. New Scripture for the New Age.

In the lost scrolls of the ancients there is one that is a closely guarded secret the book of, clarathecarrot...( I am making this up PEOPLE!!)

In the scroll that has many sayings about life many poems of forthrightedness,yey tho.. the one that has the most meaning to me is.

Whenever three or more strippers are gathered together in my name, one will always be named, Tina.
Amen.

Matt White
05-04-2013, 09:54 PM
Funny that you're "wearing" that John Wayne avatar while writing this.

A showdown is always an interesting thing to watch & in the films the bad guy always loses & everyone says "good riddance".

But would John Wayne be ok with the "bad guy" being killed, not in an honourable duel, but a sleazy, disgusting trap prepared by ALL the "important" townsfolk? Especially if the "crimes" committed by the "bad guy" paled in comparison to the ones committed by the "good guy"?

I sometimes ponder on the universe & the morality of man... and always end up puzzled how such an insignificant being can think so highly of itself.

Cheers! :bottle:

Irony....it's a two way street Slicker...as your well aware of

Funny your "sporting" that Dudley Moore av these days...."Funny" being the operative word

I'm thinking more "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"...when I'm thinking...when I'm so inclined...........

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:00 PM
Irony....it's a two way street Slicker...as your well aware of

Funny your "sporting" that Dudley Moore av these days...."Funny" being the operative word

I'm thinking more "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"...when I'm thinking...when I'm so inclined...........

It's Dylan Moran as Bernard Black. I never noticed, but he does look a bit like Dudley there.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to be less cryptic. You see, as much as I love Westerns, I never really could stand the Duke, so I never watched any of his films.

In fact, I was happy when "True Grit" was remade with Jeff Bridges taking over Wayne's role. Much as I hate a remake, at least I had a chance to watch this classic.

What I'm trying to say is, I didn't get your point.

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
05-04-2013, 10:07 PM
It's Dylan Moran as Bernard Black. I never noticed, but he does look a bit like Dudley there.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to be less cryptic. You see, as much as I love Westerns, I never really could stand the Duke, so I never watched any of his films.

In fact, I was happy when "True Grit" was remade with Jeff Bridges taking over Wayne's role. Much as I hate a remake, at least I had a chance to watch this classic.

What I'm trying to say is, I didn't get your point.

Cheers! :bottle:

There is no point Slicker........much like all the hubris that has gone on around here for ages....by many parties.....

Agree with the "True Grit"....liked the new version better.....watch "The Searchers" for a good John Wayne movie...and he's no "Boy Scout" in it....

"The Quiet Man" is also classic....John Ford could direct a movie.....

Now I'm laughing at myself....I'd have bet a $100 that your Av was Dudley.....well played

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:16 PM
I agree that most of the bickering is pointless. But some times, you just gotta flush the toilets. And there's no point on repeatedly flushing the relatively clean ones when the one in the corner is the one stinking up the joint.

My dislike of John Wayne has nothing to do with him being a boy scout or not.

It's just that out of all the classic "cowboys", from Terence Hill to Clint Eastwood, the Duke never convinced me. To me, he just couldn't play the part of a cowboy. Yes, I know everyone agrees he was the best. Not me. Opinions & all.

And John Ford WAS the whole Western genre. Many came & went & a few have etched their names in history... but without John Ford, we probably wouldn't have the best genre in cinema.

Hey, Dylan is also a funny man.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
05-04-2013, 10:21 PM
Wasn't Krustina banned because we all thought she was a fucking no-good cunt?

She WAS a no-good cunt. There does not have to be any thinking involved to understand that.

fraroc
05-04-2013, 10:23 PM
Nope.

And I never understood that thing of ganging up on someone.

Especially in cases like yours. You didn't even know who Kristy was. You just saw everyone piling up & went in to try to land a kick or two in the head.

Big, strong man you are. And very brave.

Cheers! :bottle:

When I first joined here last year, I was very green and I tried to stay out of people's way and I only talked about Van Halen. Then I ventured to the other areas of RothArmy and her talking shit about Jimmy Page and pretty much being a bitch to everyone. The final nail on the coffin was when she talked shit about Randy Rhoads and then made fun of me because I admitted in a topic that I made that I suffer from a mild form of depression.

I'm sorry but Kristy was an absolute BITCH.

WARF
05-04-2013, 10:25 PM
Did you say Terrence Hill, Izzy?

Now I gotta watch SUPER FUZZ!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx65AAo9BEU

Matt White
05-04-2013, 10:29 PM
I agree that most of the bickering is pointless. But some times, you just gotta flush the toilets. And there's no point on repeatedly flushing the relatively clean ones when the one in the corner is the one stinking up the joint.

My dislike of John Wayne has nothing to do with him being a boy scout or not.

It's just that out of all the classic "cowboys", from Terence Hill to Clint Eastwood, the Duke never convinced me. To me, he just couldn't play the part of a cowboy. Yes, I know everyone agrees he was the best. Not me. Opinions & all.

And John Ford WAS the whole Western genre. Many came & went & a few have etched their names in history... but without John Ford, we probably wouldn't have the best genre in cinema.

Hey, Dylan is also a funny man.

Cheers! :bottle:

It's all relative man.......everybody has somebody that rubs them the wrong way......its a matter of out working them & being more relevant.....all the while staying within the set boundries that SARGE put down.......otherwise its like the PEN always adhered to.......

If you like FORD....and haven't watched THE SEARCHERS...its WAYNE's best...EPIC is what it is

and really...WAYNE might be an AMERICAN thing...really, there is no understating his relevance to AMERICAN Culture....he was the blueprint for American Men for generations......

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:30 PM
When I first joined here last year, I was very green and I tried to stay out of people's way and I only talked about Van Halen. Then I ventured to the other areas of RothArmy and her talking shit about Jimmy Page and pretty much being a bitch to everyone. The final nail on the coffin was when she talked shit about Randy Rhoads and then made fun of me because I admitted in a topic that I made that I suffer from a mild form of depression.

I'm sorry but Kristy was an absolute BITCH.

Point taken.

But she's gone now. Why do people need to keep bring her up? Not you, just people in general.

Actually, my beef with the whole thing is not that Kristy was banned.

A few people have been banned (myself included) & when it's on the up & up, there's no problem. I DESERVED to be banned. I BROKE the rules. Kristy didn't. For all her bitching she didn't break any rules. I know people didn't like her, but that doesn't change the facts.

She was set up. And then there was dancing & pissing on her grave. And there still is.

And that's disgusting. And shows a complete lack of class.

Luckily, something like this may never happen again. I fully trust it won't.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:35 PM
It's all relative man.......everybody has somebody that rubs them the wrong way......its a matter of out working them & being more relevant.....all the while staying within the set boundries that SARGE put down.......otherwise its like the PEN always adhered to.......

If you like FORD....and haven't watched THE SEARCHERS...its WAYNE's best...EPIC is what it is

and really...WAYNE might be an AMERICAN thing...really, there is no understating his relevance to AMERICAN Culture....he was the blueprint for American Men for generations......

I might have to strengthen my suspension of disbelief & watch that one, of you recommend it so heartily.

The Duke was the blueprint, huh? Well, look at where that got you! :lol:

I'm yanking yer chain. We're worse off than you.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:39 PM
Did you say Terrence Hill, Izzy?

Now I gotta watch SUPER FUZZ!!!

Terence Hill & Bud Spencer were god's gift to TV.

Laurel & Hardy PALED in comparison to this dynamic duo.

There never was any better & there never will be. PERFECT chemistry. Over 30 or 40 films, the same plot, ALWAYS worked.

D'you know that Bud Spencer later teamed up with Ricardo Tubbs?

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
05-04-2013, 10:40 PM
She was set up. And then there was dancing & pissing on her grave. And there still is.

And that's disgusting. And shows a complete lack of class.

Luckily, something like this may never happen again. I fully trust it won't.

Cheers! :bottle:

And this is what I take exception with...........

nobody put a gun to her head....she knew what she was doing.....she broke the rules with a purpose.....and got what she wanted

CLASS is taking the High Road...even while walking thru the lowbrow attacks that so many people (myself, from time to time included) indulge in here..........

Kristy could make a decent point.....had decent taste in music & such.......nut enjoyed playing the role of trouble maker.......

I'm always amazed at the "firestarter:....who fans the flames....and then cries "Wolf" when the fire burns out of control........................and I get she "hated" so many things....still, never a problem...but when somebodt "Stalks: thread after thread...just to derail anything they deem "unworthy"....yeah....thats gonna cause some friction

WARF
05-04-2013, 10:42 PM
Terence Hill & Bud Spencer were god's gift to TV.

Laurel & Hardy PALED in comparison to this dynamic duo.

There never was any better & there never will be. PERFECT chemistry. Over 30 or 40 films, the same plot, ALWAYS worked.

D'you know that Bud Spencer later teamed up with Ricardo Tubbs?

Cheers! :bottle:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0zg0jxGjTI

Matt White
05-04-2013, 10:43 PM
I might have to strengthen my suspension of disbelief & watch that one, of you recommend it so heartily.

The Duke was the blueprint, huh? Well, look at where that got you! :lol:

I'm yanking yer chain. We're worse off than you.

Cheers! :bottle:

Really...THE SEARCHERS is a CLASSIC...it looks like very few other WESTERNS....it takes advantage of the beauty of the American West like few films.....

and WAYNE was the blueprint for AMERICANS males from the 40's till probably the 70's.....ALL old American Men wish they were The Duke....and TRY to act like they are....which is both good & bad

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:44 PM
When I say she didn't break the rules, I mean that she didn't do anything that the people who set her up hadn't done before repeatedly.

Her banning may have been a long time coming.

But it should've been clean.

Even I deserve a clean death & decent burial when I'm gone, dammit. We all do.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0zg0jxGjTI

Yeah, they moved their filming location to Miami in the 80s.

Traded the 70s setting of dusty Italian & Spanish prairies as background for their Western films & went full Miami Vice.

You only got the best from them. Like I said, god's gift to TV.

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
05-04-2013, 10:49 PM
Even I deserve a clean death & decent burial when I'm gone, dammit. We all do.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'll make sure you get a "Christian Burial" Slicker......;)

It is pointless....she's gone....for the time being.................she'll be back............they ALL come back

it's the Never Ending Wheel.................

Anonymous
05-04-2013, 10:50 PM
Really...THE SEARCHERS is a CLASSIC...it looks like very few other WESTERNS....it takes advantage of the beauty of the American West like few films.....

and WAYNE was the blueprint for AMERICANS males from the 40's till probably the 70's.....ALL old American Men wish they were The Duke....and TRY to act like they are....which is both good & bad

Yeah, especially that walk.

Gives me the chills.

I'll watch The Searchers tomorrow. Thanks for the recommendation.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hardrock69
05-06-2013, 08:55 PM
If I am to be labeled as showing a complete lack of class just because I say she was a fucking kunt, then I am fine with that.


KRUSTY WAS A FUCKING KUNT!!!


And yes, The Searchers is an iconic film. As iconic as John Wayne was.

PETE'S BROTHER
05-06-2013, 08:56 PM
she turned kunty

clarathecarrot
05-06-2013, 09:23 PM
If I am to be labeled as showing a complete lack of class just because I say she was a fucking kunt, then I am fine with that.


KRUSTY WAS A FUCKING KUNT!!!


And yes, The Searchers is an iconic film. As iconic as John Wayne was.


Kristy was banned because LOUNGE and the gay clidue, wanted to impress The Sweede......say anything else and you are the KUNT.

I mentioned earlier at least ONE HUNDRED GODDAMNED TIMES YOU wished for her to burn to death in a fire..and many other KILL YOURSELF GODDAMNED.... SHIT!!!!!



All the time because she would fight you about GODDAMNMED MUSIC SHIT!!!



LOUNGE , caught by his real handler the one who buys his dish machine soap, and that is when it all went bad.Dirty Cyber Finger BANGING!!!


BUSTED

Kristy posted one PIC with the words,,, why you so fat,,on a pic of LOUNGE that he posted here.... on a site with a thousand such pictures in the picture forum.

A THOUSAND!!!!

You guys can talk all you want but you fucked her and should go away in shame..because you are lying two faced assholes.Or stick around and get you ass handed to you forever.



IT"S ALL SMOKE

Oh and P.S. Mother fuckers you posted her personal info BEFORE she posted the pic.

Matt White
05-06-2013, 09:34 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you are incorrect, sir.

clarathecarrot
05-06-2013, 09:42 PM
I posted the links just like when I watched it go down a few pages back in this very thread.

The sweede didn't like her.....just like the sweede tried to out flirt every RA Woman....Kristy fought back the clique posted inflamatory facebook and myspace links and web ring blogs supposedly of Kristys.



It's not what these so called bitches and kunts, do, it's how the asshole monkey men react.

Punks and Chumps and Pussies, the lot.

No harsh, Matt.

Nitro Express
05-06-2013, 09:56 PM
If I am to be labeled as showing a complete lack of class just because I say she was a fucking kunt, then I am fine with that.


KRUSTY WAS A FUCKING KUNT!!!



And yes, The Searchers is an iconic film. As iconic as John Wayne was.

I was hoping to see her kunt. She never posted any naked photos of herself. What a shame.

Matt White
05-06-2013, 10:10 PM
I posted the links just like when I watched it go down a few pages back in this very thread.

The sweede didn't like her.....just like the sweede tried to out flirt every RA Woman....Kristy fought back the clique posted inflamatory facebook and myspace links and web ring blogs supposedly of Kristys.



It's not what these so called bitches and kunts, do, it's how the asshole monkey men react.

Punks and Chumps and Pussies, the lot.

No harsh, Matt.

I'm gonna say thats revisionist history....at best

And I'm surprised at what a hardon some people have for the Swede around here.....she gets talked aboot ALL the time.....seriously, seems some peeps are a bit obsessed with dat foreign dame.........

Krustoleum got ex-actly what he/she asked for......don't keed yourself...........

and don't fret.......it'll be back soon enough........."Oh, Happy day!!!"

clarathecarrot
05-06-2013, 11:01 PM
:baby:
I'm gonna say thats revisionist history....at best

And I'm surprised at what a hardon some people have for the Swede around here.....she gets talked aboot ALL the time.....seriously, seems some peeps are a bit obsessed with dat foreign dame.........

Krustoleum got ex-actly what he/she asked for......don't keed yourself...........

and don't fret.......it'll be back soon enough........."Oh, Happy day!!!"



I am not fretting,... perhaps, in a way that you all can't understand,...(getting a little chocked up here) you see..........The Kristy.....It isn't about The sweede It was never about The sweede.......... My concerns.........you see .... (holdong back the )...the..........you see.....


....The Kristy ...............she ...she was......she..... was.....My Muse.

Ahhhahhhahahhahahhwhaaaaaahhh:baby: <<<<lots of cry baby stuff right there....and there>:baby:...Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhhahhah

Ahhhahhhahahhahahhwhaaaaaahhh:baby: <<<<lots of cry baby stuff right there....and there>:baby:...Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahhhahhah
wwaaahhha :baby: ..< little more there.. cry baby stuff



whahh:baby:..< and there.....


She was my muse...














I will be signing autographs .........In .................THE............... MEZZANINE!!!

That was awesome wasn't it I am going to give myself 5 STARS...

clarathecarrot
05-06-2013, 11:08 PM
I was hoping to see her kunt. She never posted any naked photos of herself. What a shame.

SIR!!!! You forget yourself....I will defende' The Kristy,.. it shall be, if you accept....... pistols at dawn!!! the gauntlet is thrown down!

She was my muse.















Gahhh danggg andther 5 star post..I roolu!

VAiN
05-07-2013, 02:24 AM
KRUSTY WAS A FUCKING KUNT!!!


I'm pretty sure she still is.

Matt White
05-07-2013, 07:53 AM
Don't sweat it carrot top.............he'll/she'll be back..............bank on it

VAiN
05-07-2013, 02:25 PM
Don't sweat it carrot top.............he'll/she'll be back..............bank on it

You know this, man!

clarathecarrot
05-07-2013, 03:19 PM
If she got a backer gear on that thing,.. let it beep, beep , beep,.. and backerate it on up....unh huhuuhnnhuh un hu nun huh..She was my MUSE!!!!

Moanback, The Kristy Do what you wanna do Moanback The Kristy, do what you wanna dooooo...

I may still fight with her like the rest of you all...

All of my musings for my muse seem somewhat stalkie'ish..and twisted, like my lust for her, beep beep, beep......mmmmmmmmmmmmm,.... -Backerator-®©™...

Plus, I got all kinds of other dirty thoughts for the other -The RA Women-..as fine as you are....

PETE'S BROTHER
05-07-2013, 06:32 PM
SHE SO LOVED AMERICA'S DAIRYLAND

http://cheezburger.com/7423775744

cadaverdog
05-07-2013, 06:47 PM
SHE SO LOVED AMERICA'S DAIRYLAND


Not as much as she loved James Patrick Page.

FORD
05-07-2013, 07:12 PM
Carrot's lost his mind here. Krusty was stirring up shit here way back in 2004. That's long term trolling, and it had nothing to do with "the Swede"......

...and they just rolled my troll right out the door...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iucKF9ly60A

SunisinuS
05-07-2013, 10:17 PM
Point taken.

But she's gone now. Why do people need to keep bring her up? Not you, just people in general.

Actually, my beef with the whole thing is not that Kristy was banned.

A few people have been banned (myself included) & when it's on the up & up, there's no problem. I DESERVED to be banned. I BROKE the rules. Kristy didn't. For all her bitching she didn't break any rules. I know people didn't like her, but that doesn't change the facts.

She was set up. And then there was dancing & pissing on her grave. And there still is.

And that's disgusting. And shows a complete lack of class.

Luckily, something like this may never happen again. I fully trust it won't.

Cheers! :bottle:

I agree with PimPus DickLicker.

I suspect she was testing the waters only....and as you Groupers forgot about individualism you should remember that Walden had a Whale.

Robinson Crusoe was robbed when Friday showed up.

She was good membrane as far as many of us were concerned.

Hope Roth Army does not exclusive itself into the fuckin' gutter.

Then you will ask a washed up rocker as your new lead singer.


Dave as far as I am concerned has never gotten "Trolled". People that call others' "Trolls" are just using a more concealed way of saying; "Shut Up", as in reality...they just have no response.*

Sorry I am an English Major. Words and Text are not "Cyberbullying" no matter what the we(a)ek say....













*Lol. Try calling someone a "Troll" in front of your teacher in Debate Class...or even a class in Rhetoric. You will be laughed out the building if you are in decent school.


The people that call other people "Trolls" live behind Jabba the Hut.




...and are just as annoying....they have no way to respond.


and anyone that does not like my post:

"You are a troll."

Matt White
05-09-2013, 12:57 PM
KRUSTOLEUM got what he/she/it asked for.....plain & simple...the same would happen to you, me, and the pillage idiot as well.........

that being said.....it'll be back....and has every right to......99% of bannings are really forced "time outs"............very few get the permanent
heave-Ho!"..............and NOT becuz their a KANT......that's their right......

gbranton
05-10-2013, 11:48 PM
Don't sweat it carrot top.............he'll/she'll be back..............bank on it



Gawd I hope not. I had to take a break from this place because every thread turned into a display of sand filled, inflamed kuntishness, followed by someone taking the bait and giving her what she really wants, which is someone to pay attention to her.