Chat? What the fuck is that shit?

[Anonymous]

Why is there a big, BLACK BOX of ephemeral text on the top of MY website, that I let Sarge run?

Have the soldiers turned into prepubescents texters suffering from extremely short attention spans with the memories of goldfish?

And because of JHale, I have ONE chat participation marring my account forever & ever.

FUCK OFF PARKIES!!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Why is there a big, BLACK BOX of ephemeral text on the top of MY website, that I let Sarge run?

Have the soldiers turned into prepubescents texters suffering from extremely short attention spans with the memories of goldfish?

And because of JHale, I have ONE chat participation marring my account forever & ever.

FUCK OFF PARKIES!!!!

Cheers! :bottle:


Right?

Fucking homos.

:gulp:

Welcome back, turtlefucker

[ELVIS]

Sup, fag...


:elvis:

[jhale667]

Welcome back, turtlefucker


What he said. :stoned-smiley:

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the reach around, pardners.

Was I the one doin' the turtle fuckin'? Can't remember, it's all a blur.

Feels good to be home. Where's the booze?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

How's easy street?

[Anonymous]

Expensive!

How's tricks, C.?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

A bit slow, but that's January for ya...

[ashstralia]

now listen here, you festery absent fleshlight fetishist.

(see what i did there anagram fans?)

it's the way of the future!

[Hardrock69]

Welcome back, dumbass. :hee:

Good to see ya! :beers8:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ima! welcome home!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

let's leave our shelled friends out of your sexual experiences :nono:

[ZahZoo]

Well look who's back out of the closet again... ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he musta finally wore out that fleshlight...

[Matt White]

He made parole!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why is there a big, BLACK BOX of ephemeral text on the top of MY website, that I let Sarge run?


and more importantly, how do you close it. :P

[Kristy]

Ghey.

Shenanigans thread.

[Anonymous]

So, after ALL my cuntributions to this forum in the way of comedae & intelligential input, I do ONE thread about fleshlights & that's the reason everybody remembers me?

It's true what they say about building bridges & sucking cochs, then.

Only goes to show how at home I feel in THIS, of all places, to be able to start such a thread & get away with it.

I love you all of you fuckers. No, not that way, Zahz. Sorry. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Ghey.

Shenanigans thread.


cheers Slyck.
chat is silly.
so is the word ghey

[ThrillsNSpills]

So, after ALL my cuntributions to this forum in the way of comedae & intelligential input, I do ONE thread about fleshlights & that's the reason everybody remembers me?

It's true what they say about building bridges & sucking cochs, then.

Only goes to show how at home I feel in THIS, of all places, to be able to start such a thread & get away with it.

I love you all of you fuckers. No, not that way, Zahz. Sorry. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

I saw you as doing the fleshlight while simultaneously destroying a barrel.

[cadaverdog]

So, after ALL my cuntributions to this forum in the way of comedae & intelligential input, I do ONE thread about fleshlights & that's the reason everybody remembers me?

It's true what they say about building bridges & sucking cochs, then.


Flashlightfucker. Is there a smiley for that?

[Anonymous]

Flashlightfucker. Is there a smiley for that?

:lol:

Not only you obviously have NO Idea what you're talkin' about, I & a LOT of other people who aren't in ANY clique, real or imagined, could admit to fucking a shitload of stuff, socks included & you'd still be the ONLY one everybody makes fun of.

THAT is how much everyone here likes you. Get a clue, cadaverfuck.

Cheers! :bottle:

[cadaverdog]

everyone here likes you. Get a clue, cadaverfuck.
:
I know they do. They talk about my exploits every chance they get. It's more than like I think. More like worship.

[cadaverdog]

:lol:

Not only you obviously have NO Idea what you're talkin' about, I & a LOT of other people who aren't in ANY clique, real or imagined, could admit to fucking a shitload of stuff, socks included & you'd still be the ONLY one everybody makes fun of.

People outside the clique don't like me either? Devastating. Thanx for the 411, Imadicklycker. Make sure you keep that fleshlight clean. You never know when they'll organize a circle jerk for you to moderate.

[cadaverdog]

I saw you as doing the fleshlight while simultaneously destroying a barrel.

He was crushing it with his sphincter.

[Anonymous]

I love how this fuck gets angrier at the posts over time. You can see it right there, on his last posts.

He really takes 'em personally. Any other, normal, human being, would reply something and leave it at that.

Not cadaverfuck, oh no. The posts in this board consume him, so he has to keep coming back adding more & more to his "barbs", essentially chasing his own tail long after everyone else has moved on.

It kinda irks me that there are people out there like him. He's wasting his life, no matter how much you look at it, while others who were enjoying it immensely have been denied that prematurely. And still he clings on, like a piece of shit that refuses to come unglued of your arse.

Can someone show some pity & put 'im out of his misery?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Hardrock69]

What do you expect from a deranged, OCD suck fucker? :hee:

[Anonymous]

What do you expect from a deranged, OCD suck fucker? :hee:

True enuff.

I just wonder why the hell was he gifted with a personalised smilie when we've had much more interesting & loveable trolls over the years & they got nuthin'.

Jesterstar should've had his own smilie. Joe Thunder was always amusing, no matter who was impersonating him. Hell, even Katydid was somewhat interesting, when cuntpared to cadaverfuck. That picture of her with shit on her head... how many times have we fapped to that? I just never understood if her teeth were really that colour or of Flappo "browned" them to make her look like she'd been eating shit.

Cheers! :bottle:

[78/84 guy]

and more importantly, how do you close it. :P

What ? Krustys leg's, or mouth

[Hardrock69]

Depends. If she is kneeling before someone whose cock is staring her in the face, she will automatically open her mouth, expecting it to be filled with piss!

[Sarge]

Why is there a big, BLACK BOX of ephemeral text on the top of MY website, that I let Sarge run?

Have the soldiers turned into prepubescents texters suffering from extremely short attention spans with the memories of goldfish?

And because of JHale, I have ONE chat participation marring my account forever & ever.

FUCK OFF PARKIES!!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

Next time I will check with you to make sure it is ok...

Breasts,

[Anonymous]

Next time I will check with you to make sure it is ok...

Breasts,

You should, you should! I have fanTASTIC ideas.

For example, donations? Pffft. Only beggars, junkies & whores take those. Here's how we'll get money to the site:

A SWEAR BOX!

Yes.

A swear box.

Here's how I envision it'll go.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL02A9370E1B5F2D4C&v=1ZK_w1bUpYA&feature=player_detailpage

An afternoon = 10 years of paid hosting.

Cheers! :bottle:

[78/84 guy]

Motherfucker !!!!!!

[Coyote]

It's true what they say about building bridges & sucking cochs, then.

You dirty motherfucker!

[Anonymous]

You dirty motherfucker!

Well, it's true, now innit?

Luckily I never suched cochs, builted bridges, suched bridges, builted cochs, nor any other variation or amalgamation of those two terms.

Cheers! :bottle:

[lesfunk]

Well, it's true, now innit?

Luckily I never suched cochs, builted bridges, suched bridges, builted cochs, nor any other variation or amalgamation of those two terms.

Cheers! :bottle:Are you saying that you lead a sheltered life?

[Anonymous]

Are you saying that you lead a sheltered life?

Well, a bit, a bit.

What about you, Les? How many bridges have you built?

Cheers! :bottle:

[cadaverdog]

I love how this fuck gets angrier at the posts over time. You can see it right there, on his last posts.

He really takes 'em personally. Any other, normal, human being, would reply something and leave it at that.

Not cadaverfuck, oh no. The posts in this board consume him, so he has to keep coming back adding more & more to his "barbs", essentially chasing his own tail long after everyone else has moved on.

It kinda irks me that there are people out there like him. He's wasting his life, no matter how much you look at it, while others who were enjoying it immensely have been denied that prematurely. And still he clings on, like a piece of shit that refuses to come unglued of your arse.

Can someone show some pity & put 'im out of his misery?

Cheers! :bottle:
Thanx Sigmund. You saved me thousands of dollars I might have wasted on useless therapy.
First off, dicklycker, I'm not angry. You don't rate high enough on any scale to let your opinion anger me. And you know nothing about me. I am actually attending classes at a well known career college as I'm posting. And enjoying it. Who the fuck are you to judge me or anyone else? Asshole.

[Hardrock69]

Sylicker, he is taking courses in "How To Be A Ho" at the local streetcorner gay bar...

[Anonymous]

Sylicker, he is taking courses in "How To Be A Ho" at the local streetcorner gay bar...

Only someone as retarded as cadaverfuck would need lessons on being a whore. From what I've seen, it doesn't really take more than a single digit IQ to do it.

Which of course, makes it impossible for him.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Guitar Shark]

Thanx Sigmund. You saved me thousands of dollars I might have wasted on useless therapy.


The problem with your feeble attempt at humor is that it assumes you have thousands of dollars, which of course we all know is not the case.

Welcome back Imapus! Fag.

[Anonymous]

The problem with your feeble attempt at humor is that it assumes you have thousands of dollars, which of course we all know is not the case.

Welcome back Imapus! Fag.

Before he can even claim he has such an amount in Monopoly money, let me just say that he doesn't even have enough money to buy a Monopoly.

Thank you, you shyster.

Cheers! :bottle: