Obama Swears In...

[ELVIS]

Yesterday and today...

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-01/21/xin_5120106210121265708415.jpg
http://media.komonews.com/images/130120_obama_sworn_in_660.jpg



:elvis:

[FORD]

Wonder if Opie Roberts got the oath right this time?

[jhale667]

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[BigBadBrian]

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[jacksmar]

http://propagandawerks.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/barrack-obama-nude-mother-pic-31.jpg?w=228&h=300

His mommy would be so proud.

[Sensible Shoes]

God he's aged.

[FORD]

Interesting bit of trivia that was just pointed out by Bill Press on Current TV....

Obama will be the only President other than FDR to be sworn in 4 times.

FDR, of course was actually elected 4 times. Obama got one extra last time due to Opie Roberts incompetence, and an extra one this time due to Federal buildings being closed on Sundays, which is why the ceremony is being held today. But the Constitution mandates that the official beginning of the term is January 20. So again, there's a repeat.


Now if only he would emulate FDR in some other ways........

[BigBadBrian]

Now if only he would emulate FDR in some other ways........

Yeah, I can think of one also. :gulp:

[Kristy]

Wow. He is looking old.

[Fairwrning]

Beyonce was unavailable to sing at the inauguration..no lip-synching allowed..Kelly Clarkson had to do it live

[FORD]

Kristy tuned in just to watch Vice President Page take his oath :biggrin:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NvG62m0Axt4/T_3EVV06HnI/AAAAAAAAAZE/CsR6zaKFQIU/s1600/image662_jimmy-page-05.jpg

[FORD]

Beyonce was unavailable to sing at the inauguration..no lip-synching allowed..Kelly Clarkson had to do it live

Nope... here she is to lip sync now.....

[FORD]

and stretching every goddamn vowel to 6 syllables..... not the song for that kind of shit.

[Fairwrning]

Missed it..did she sing or synch?

[Fairwrning]

I guess she saves the synching for live shows when she has to dance

[FORD]

Missed it..did she sing or synch?

This one looked like she was actually singing. Probably because it's hard to sync up a canned vocal with a live military marching band. :biggrin:

[Fairwrning]

CNN just said 2 loudest responses..Obama and Beyonce...interesting..I blindly wonder how that could be..

[Fairwrning]

Jay-Z getting lots of TV time...

[Fairwrning]

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/2013/01/21/news/web_photos/bill133620--525x415.jpg

[jacksmar]

More fucked in the head dipshits otherwise known as Ubama voters:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR_uaruZhqg

Lowest common denominator indeed.

[LoungeMachine]

I love waking up knowing PRESIDENT OBAMA is in office, and you guys are just seething....

:gulp:

Makes my day. :)

[jacksmar]

I love waking up knowing PRESIDENT OBAMA is in office, and you guys are just seething....

:gulp:

Makes my day. :)

Laugh it up fuzzball.

The next new prez can use Ubamacare to tax the left exclusively, redraw congressional districts, deny care on the basis of income, move convicts out of jail to democrat districts and provide them guns, jail protestors and have them tested for drug use if on govt aid, and the list goes on.

The funny part is the next new prez can legally round up illegals and have them tested for drug use or "nation specific" diseases.

The best part: The next new prez can drone attack your tiny nation if one listed terrorist is provided succor.

Laugh it up fuzzball. You don't even want to know what's coming next. :mad0233:

[SunisinuS]

Laugh it up fuzzball.

The next new prez can use Ubamacare to tax the left exclusively, redraw congressional districts, deny care on the basis of income, move convicts out of jail to democrat districts and provide them guns, jail protestors and have them tested for drug use if on govt aid, and the list goes on.

The funny part is the next new prez can legally round up illegals and have them tested for drug use or "nation specific" diseases.

The best part: The next new prez can drone attack your tiny nation if one listed terrorist is provided succor.

Laugh it up fuzzball. You don't even want to know what's coming next. :mad0233:

Yup and unlike you...I am not a fearful insecure blame it on someone else fuck up.....so I go forward with no worries....while you assume the fetal position.

[Kristy]

You do realize most of what you speak are initially Rethuglican ideas?

[FORD]

Yeah, especially that gerrymandering congressional districts thing. The Repukes have that down to a very disturbed evil science.

It's a fact that more people voted for Democrats in House elections in 2012, just as they did for President and the Senate. But given the fucked-by-design new congressional district borders, the teabaggers held on to the House.

[jacksmar]

Yup and unlike you...I am not a fearful insecure blame it on someone else fuck up.....so I go forward with no worries....while you assume the fetal position.

Ah Mr helper is back.

You must mean fetal like the dead Sandy Hook kids.

Or use your google box and look for dead Syrian children. While your leader was and is worried about guns in the hands of law abiding citizens and Ubamacare, have a look at what is the result of a dithering, unlettered tard leading from behind.

Should put you in the fetal position for the night, Mr Helper.

Or do you need me to post some pics for you?

[Kristy]

I for one would like to see these pics.

[jacksmar]

Yeah, especially that gerrymandering congressional districts thing. The Repukes have that down to a very disturbed evil science.

It's a fact that more people voted for Democrats in House elections in 2012, just as they did for President and the Senate. But given the fucked-by-design new congressional district borders, the teabaggers held on to the House.

Get ready for it after 2016 TARD. When the feckless repubs grow a spine after Ubama and "steal an election" they will get you where it hurts. They'll fuck with your LCD voting block.

And one more spray of FDS for your new journey Kenyan Houseboy: Ubamacare allows for gerrymandering by household.

You can call them TEA Party members or tea baggers, which ever makes you feel more effete and liberated when you're getting fucked.

[LoungeMachine]

. While your leader was and is worried about guns in the hands of law abiding citizens and Ubamacare,

Nice Strawman there, ballbag.

:gulp:

He's your leader, too. And that brings a smile to my face.

You fucking Rightwingnut fuckbags are so screwed, you may not see the WH in your lifetime again.

Welcome to the paranoid world of ELVIS

[jhale667]

I love waking up knowing PRESIDENT OBAMA is in office, and you guys are just seething....

:gulp:

Makes my day. :)


Same here. :baaa:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/75000_464301840296360_943681339_n.jpg

[Satan]

Repukes haven't won a Presidential election since 1988, and haven't won one without treason and dirty tricks since 1956. That's why they need rigged machines, media consolidation, Shittizens United propaganda campaigns and voter intimidation/poll tax scams.

And gerrymandering to rig Congress.

[jacksmar]

I for one would like to see these pics.

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/syria-massacre-child-with-sign-for-help.jpg

Go back to your weed.

[jacksmar]

Repukes haven't won a Presidential election since 1988, and haven't won one without treason and dirty tricks since 1956. That's why they need rigged machines, media consolidation, Shittizens United propaganda campaigns and voter intimidation/poll tax scams.

And gerrymandering to rig Congress.

Why are you still here? No one believes a liar. You're a fucking liar.

Go fuck Ted Kennedy and Adolf . That's a pretty good socialist sandwich for hell.

You got a Big fucking head, jerkoff.

[LoungeMachine]

Why are you still here? No one believes a liar. You're a fucking liar.

Go fuck Ted Kennedy and Adolf . That's a pretty good socialist sandwich for hell.

You got a Big fucking head, jerkoff.


:lmao:

Well argued, Manchild

[Satan]

Why are you still here? No one believes a liar. You're a fucking liar.

Go fuck Ted Kennedy and Adolf . That's a pretty good socialist sandwich for hell.

You got a Big fucking head, jerkoff.

No, I have an average size head. The horns only make it look bigger.....

And Adolf is in the BCE subdivision (since they funded him). So he doesn't get anywhere near the Kennedy compound. Totally opposite ends of Hell.

[SunisinuS]

Ah Mr helper is back.

You must mean fetal like the dead Sandy Hook kids.

Or use your google box and look for dead Syrian children. While your leader was and is worried about guns in the hands of law abiding citizens and Ubamacare, have a look at what is the result of a dithering, unlettered tard leading from behind.

Should put you in the fetal position for the night, Mr Helper.

Or do you need me to post some pics for you?

My leader and YOUR leader is not in charge of Syrian Children...YOUR leader is spanking liitle shits like you because you lost an election. Cry More. Democracy beat your lies. Cry More. Mr. Obama is YOUR leader...not Canadas', not Syrias', but YOUR leader. Now show some respect for democracy or get the fuck out.

Love It or Leave It.

BTW Big Bum Brian.....Ted's family is asking for some pallbearers. As he is either Dead or in Jail at this point.....I just cannot find the news google entry yet....after all....Ted is a man of his word....so I have no doubts he is dead...although his official big mouth page has not announced it yet.

And if you voted for Mitch DickConnel and his only job was to make Obama a one term president and failed....why do you keep voting for a dead beat who cannot even do their self-declared ONLY job?* **

Numbnuts.

[jacksmar]

Nice Strawman there, ballbag.

:gulp:

He's your leader, too.
http://i1.cpcache.com/product/362163834/obama_is_not_my_president_bumper_sticker.jpg?color =White&height=460&width=460

[LoungeMachine]

So you're NOT a US Citizen?

Well then why the fuck are we even debating this shit with you?

:gulp:

Do you at least have your Green Card, Brutus?

[jhale667]

So you're NOT a US Citizen?

Well then why the fuck are we even debating this shit with you?

:gulp:

Do you at least have your Green Card, Brutus?



When will Jerksmear be self-deporting? :biggrin:

[Satan]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/362163834/obama_is_not_my_president_bumper_sticker.jpg?color =White&height=460&width=460

Ah, but he is....

Obama was elected twice. Electoral landslides both times, mind you.

So unless you're lying about living in Florida, he very much IS your President.

Not mine. I live in Hell. I'm MY President.

[jhale667]

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[jacksmar]

http://d4.yimg.com/sr/img/1/19c97c71-90e9-39dd-8728-bac921f900fa

If your president is so fucking great, why can't he get a taxi?

[jacksmar]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/550055_562157363811786_155657649_n.jpg

Thanked by the original racist. Well argued.

[SunisinuS]

How to deal with Jackoffsmear and Big Bum Brian.....just show them for the smallness they always represent:





Lol if you could only become more aware Jackoffsmear....lol even us weirdo's would have laughed if the traditional "Give a dance at the military ball to another enlisted couple" share that the Prez and First Lady did....I would have howled and laughed if the military couple was same sex....so the Prez had to dance wit....lol

Tolerance is a bitch eh?

[Satan]

Original racist?

Not at all. I believe in full equality, for white, black, brown, or red like my Most Unholy self.

Of course it's all irrelevant in my kingdom, because after an hour or two in the fire, ALL of you meatbags are Black.

[jacksmar]

Original racist?

Not at all. I believe in full equality, for white, black, brown, or red like my Most Unholy self.

Of course it's all irrelevant in my kingdom, because after an hour or two in the fire, ALL of you meatbags are Black.

Henry Cabot Lodge was a real American.

You are a racist and a liar. You are the joy Adam Lanza took in offing those kids. You take joy for dead children everywhere and laugh at dogs being thrown from cars.

You got a BIG fucking head, jerkoff.

[SunisinuS]

LOL Satan has an EGO....

Who would have Thunk it?

[Hardrock69]

JackoffSmear is an idiot.

Who would have thunk it? :hee:

[LoungeMachine]

Henry Cabot Lodge was a real American.

You are a racist and a liar. You are the joy Adam Lanza took in offing those kids. You take joy for dead children everywhere and laugh at dogs being thrown from cars.

You got a BIG fucking head, jerkoff.

Dude, seriously.....

They have shrinks and meds for this now, just walk into a clinic.

:gulp:

Don't put it off any longer.

[jacksmar]

How to deal with Jackoffsmear and Big Bum Brian.....just show them for the smallness they always represent:







Sorry you keep getting everything wrong Mr Helper. Your president and Mrs Kenyan Houseboy have declared:
Obamas: Bullying No Longer a Part of Growing Up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlOSdOUQRU

Either he's wrong and a liar...............nevermind.

[Satan]

Henry Cabot Lodge was a real American.

He was a walking contradiction - an imperialist who claimed to be opposed to foreign entanglements. I'll give him props for being an early advocate of allowing African Americans to vote though, albeit unsuccessful in his efforts.



You are a racist and a liar.

I am neither.



You are the joy Adam Lanza took in offing those kids. You take joy for dead children everywhere and laugh at dogs being thrown from cars.

The Devil has never done one thing to harm a child or an animal. And I have no sympathy for anyone who does such things. As for Adam Lanza, he's the guy who cleans the outhouses down here now. And his mom shovels dragonshit in the stables.


You got a BIG fucking head, jerkoff.

Again, normal size head, except for the horns.

[jacksmar]

LOL Satan has an EGO....

Who would have Thunk it?

You would have had to see 7 deadly sins to get this. It went over your head and a LOT of other humorless posters.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ7-O4Q4YK0

[Nickdfresh]

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You can always go to Canada to escape Obamacare... :)

[SunisinuS]

Sorry you keep getting everything wrong Mr Helper.


Either he's wrong and a liar...............nevermind.

I will Hamburger Helper you anytime anyplace Jackoffsmear.

Lol Idiots like you are a dime a dozen.


Although you seem to feel like you are being bullied right now....so to be a bleeding heart liberal: Shall we call you Jackoffsmear or Smalldick from here on out?

We want a kinder, gentler, nation after all. And I am all for making people like you feel better.

So we await your decision.

Let Democracy Rule.

Love it or Leave It....as you might be fond of saying.

[Kristy]

I will Hamburger Helper you anytime anyplace Jackoffsmear.

That just sounds dirty and wrong.

[Dr. Love]

http://i.imgur.com/azsVed2.gif

[Satan]

http://i.imgur.com/azsVed2.gif

Two things seem to stand out in that picture....

1) Michelle looks like she wants to hit Boner.

2) Mrs. Boner looks like she's stuffing food into her purse.

[LoungeMachine]

Seeing her sure explains why hits the sauce so hard...

:gulp:

[jacksmar]

I will Hamburger Helper you anytime anyplace Jackoffsmear.

Lol Idiots like you are a dime a dozen.


Although you seem to feel like you are being bullied right now....so to be a bleeding heart liberal: Shall we call you Jackoffsmear or Smalldick from here on out?

We want a kinder, gentler, nation after all. And I am all for making people like you feel better.

So we await your decision.

Let Democracy Rule.

Love it or Leave It....as you might be fond of saying.

I don't live in a democracy. I live in a borrowed bank note funded by the Republic of China.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LZ6bRKQkN7o/SwnJXXj6AtI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/p4ntsSRO57M/s1600/obama_hu.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

That just sounds dirty and wrong.

Your cash register just opened, right?

:gulp:

[jacksmar]

http://i.imgur.com/azsVed2.gif

Boys will be boys.

[LoungeMachine]

I don't live in a democracy. I live in a borrowed bank note funded by the Republic of China.



Where was your outrage before "the kenyan" took over your WHITE House?

:gulp:

[Hardrock69]

I don't live in a democracy. I live in a borrowed bank note funded by the Republic of China.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LZ6bRKQkN7o/SwnJXXj6AtI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/p4ntsSRO57M/s1600/obama_hu.jpg

Well then...nobody is keeping you here. Time for you to go over to travelocity and buy your plane ticket to some other country.

[LoungeMachine]

Well then...nobody is keeping you here. Time for you to go over to travelocity and buy your plane ticket to some other country.

These cunts only Hate the country when one of their own aren't running it into deep debt and unfunded wars...

:gulp:

Then they slap American flag stickers on their Toyotas and scream USA!!!

[jacksmar]

You can always go to Canada to escape Obamacare... :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iNxafyXLVbQ/Tgo0otTjy2I/AAAAAAAAAXY/HPHKB0p0xcs/s1600/socialized-medicine.gif

[SunisinuS]

That just sounds dirty and wrong.

I am willing to pay an extra dollar in taxes to help [insert Jackoffsmear or Smalldick] here.

Even if it means cleaning up their mess...they never wash their hands in anycase.

They got poopie diapers and need to be cleaned up.

[jacksmar]

Where was your outrage before "the kenyan" took over your WHITE House?

:gulp:

You got the wrong guy Lounge. Proudly done with the repubs in 2004. The deficit was -400 billion in 2004 after the "surplus".

National debt went from -5.5 trllion to -7.6 trillion. Who was paying the US Congress, The Prez, the US military, and US liabilities?

-17 trillion later, all roads lead to China.

[jhale667]

http://i.imgur.com/azsVed2.gif

"What-the-fuck-ever, crybaby." :lmao:

[BigBadBrian]

What's up with Michelle's Planet of the Apes hairdo?

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbfRq-KQn1Q

[jacksmar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbfRq-KQn1Q

Required use before viewing:

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[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbl7wTxBTLk

[Nickdfresh]

Required use before viewing:

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Thanks for the advice on your personal mangina-care regimen, but I'm good.

I guess President Obama's inauguration was a 'heavy day' for you...

[gbranton]

http://www.hdis.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/d/fdse.jpg

Unfortunately some women think FDS stands for Fuck Da Soap.

[jacksmar]

http://www.newser.com/story/103424/was-obamas-dad-murdered.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x1-qpqyqAI

Next..........

[Satan]

Don't be silly Jerksmear. Take a look at Breitfart. The guy was 43 and he looked like he was 63. Obama didn't kill him, but his hate for Obama and his alcoholism certainly did.

And even after nearly a year in Hell, he hasn't learned a damn thing.... still hateful and still drunk. :guzzle:

[Nickdfresh]

Unfortunately some women think FDS stands for Fuck Da Soap.

Oh that's nasty! :uck:

[jacksmar]

Don't be silly Jerksmear. Take a look at Breitfart. The guy was 43 and he looked like he was 63. Obama didn't kill him, but his hate for Obama and his alcoholism certainly did.

And even after nearly a year in Hell, he hasn't learned a damn thing.... still hateful and still drunk. :guzzle:

M..K


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWfGKt0aZLI


Dumb, dumber, Ubama voter.

[Satan]

I'll bet they can spell Obama's name right, at least.

[Satan]

This one looked like she was actually singing. Probably because it's hard to sync up a canned vocal with a live military marching band. :biggrin:

oops.... looks like FORD was wrong. Beyonce has admitted that she did, in fact, FAKE it!!

http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/afterhours/inauguration-2013/did-beyonce-lip-sync-the-star-spangled-banner.php

[jhale667]

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[Satan]

Poor Mitch..... what a sad little turtle :(

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/261/8/d/sad_lil_turtle_by_sirsnick-d2z0qub.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

What's up with Michelle's Planet of the Apes hairdo?

She was trying not to show up your hot wife...

[Nickdfresh]

M..K


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWfGKt0aZLI


Dumb, dumber, Ubama voter.


Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[ELVIS]

Isn't you illiterate, don't you think ??

[Nickdfresh]

Isn't you illiterate, don't you think ??

Don't be "rediculous" Elvis, moron...

I was quoting a song with lyrics I didn't write. What's your excuse for spelling the same words incorrectly over and over, then becoming a grammar nazi when you need to flame?

[ELVIS]

There's no E in ridiculous...

[jacksmar]

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Chavez park. Irony. True.

Kind of made my point. However......

These dolts were allowed to vote, and btw, if they voted for Mitt after all they still wouldn't be on my good side.

New Thread needed.

[Nickdfresh]

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