Best Wishes To Ron Jeremy Who Is In Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A.

[Hardrock69]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/01/30/adult-film-star-ron-jeremy-hospitalized-in-critical-condition/


Adult Film Star Ron Jeremy Hospitalized In Critical Condition
January 30, 2013 12:24 PM

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — An agent for adult film star Ron Jeremy confirms to CBS2 that he is in critical condition at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Jeremy, 59, is currently being treated for an aneurysm, according his rep, Mike Esterman.

TMZ reports Jeremy drove himself to the hospital after experiencing severe chest pains and that the aneurysm is near his heart.

He was transferred to the intensive care unit after his condition worsened, but Esterman could not confirm whether he remains in ICU.

Jeremy is listed as the Guinness Book of World Records’ holder for the most appearances in adult films.

His acting credits include more than 2,000 films, including “21 Hump Street”, “A Christmas Orgy” and “Orgazmo”.

[ZahZoo]

Never understood why other men are a fan of some jackass who's famous due to his dick... Something ain't right about all that. I'm just sayin...

[chefcraig]

Never understood why other men are a fan of some jackass who's famous due to his dick... Something ain't right about all that. I'm just sayin...

It wasn't so much his schlong as it was the fact that the fellow was such a schlub. Really, the guy looked no more extraordinary than the hoser that sold you plywood at 84 Lumber. And many guys (as well as women) could relate to that moreso than some Tom Selleck-like Adonis boning his way along.

He was (and remains) the "everyman" of porn. I wish the dude all the best in his recovery.

[ELVIS]

Lmao!

[jhale667]

It wasn't so much his schlong as it was the fact that the fellow was such a schlub. Really, the guy looked no more extraordinary than the hoser that sold you plywood at 84 Lumber. And many guys (as well as women) could relate to that moreso than some Tom Selleck-like Adonis boning his way along.

He was (and remains) the "everyman" of porn. I wish the dude all the best in his recovery.

Same here, wish the dude a speedy recovery. Also agree with the "everyman" vibe, and I've noticed when every other porn dude is all about himself, Hedgehog was the one always cracking jokes and making his co-stars laugh during scenes. Met him many times at the Rainbow, and he's actually a pretty cool, funny dude.

I can't stand most porn dudes. But North is funny too, if for no other reason than because he's a one-man bukkake film... :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Here's to the Hedge Hog. There's more pussy to screw so I dedicate this to you. Get well Ron.

[Nitro Express]

It wasn't so much his schlong as it was the fact that the fellow was such a schlub. Really, the guy looked no more extraordinary than the hoser that sold you plywood at 84 Lumber. And many guys (as well as women) could relate to that moreso than some Tom Selleck-like Adonis boning his way along.

He was (and remains) the "everyman" of porn. I wish the dude all the best in his recovery.

How many kids watched this guy on the family VHS machine when their parents were gone and the friends brought over beer, pot and smuggled tapes out of some dad's porn stash? Everyone is watching Ron doing his thing and feeling good because if Ron could get laid, they could too.

[Nickdfresh]

Never understood why other men are a fan of some jackass who's famous due to his dick... Something ain't right about all that. I'm just sayin...

He's a fucking weird guy, that's for sure! I saw a "documentary" on him a long time ago where the majority of people seem to like him yet are making fun of him at the same time. One of the interesting things was his legendary cheapness - specifically - how he used plastic bags in place of luggage on flights. And it was also mentioned that many women entering porn said they wouldn't do two things, bestiality and scenes with Ron Jeremy... :)

[Nitro Express]

I might drink some Ron Jeremy rum straight but I sure as hell am not drinking a Ron Jeremy pina colada. I'm not drinking anything milky looking with Ron Jeremy tied to it.

[Nickdfresh]

The trailer for the documentary "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy": http://www.metacritic.com/movie/porn-star-the-legend-of-ron-jeremy/trailers

[vandeleur]

He's a fucking weird guy, that's for sure! I saw a "documentary" on him a long time ago where the majority of people seem to like him yet are making fun of him at the same time. One of the interesting things was his legendary cheapness - specifically - how he used plastic bags in place of luggage on flights. And it was also mentioned that many women entering porn said they wouldn't do two things, bestiality and scenes with Ron Jeremy... :)

I d heard the ron jeremy and bestiality line .. pretty funny :D

[vh rides again]

I wonder how many nurses took a peek at his cock by now.
Every chick in there has probably got a pic with his dick on her face while he's unconscious .
Poor guy !

[hambon4lif]

That fat bastard was one of the guys lucky enough to fuck Seka in her prime, so I give him props for that.

Nowadays, she looks like she's been selling sausages out of a van, but back in her day she was quite the rod-inducer.
Gorgeous face, rockin' body, and could suck a Chevy through a straw.
She was like a hardcore version of Marilyn Monroe that smoked dope and did porn.

If I had to name my all-time favorite porn-star, I'd say Seka without any hesitation whatsoever.

What does any of this have to do with Ron Jeremy? Not a damn thing really, but he got to hit that, so good for him. :clap:

[DLR Bridge]

I d heard the ron jeremy and bestiality line .. pretty funny :D

Aren't they both the same thing?

[jhale667]

Dude, he got to hit EVERY 80s PR0N starlet in the day, Seka, Ginger and Amber Lynn... too many to mention. He not only had them ALL, he did so repeatedly... gotta give the guy props for that.

[Nitro Express]

I wonder how many nurses took a peek at his cock by now.
Every chick in there has probably got a pic with his dick on her face while he's unconscious .
Poor guy !

Naughty nurses. Check. Ron Jeremy. Check. Sounds like they are getting ready to film a porno. Give Ron some extra oxygen and glucose and they might have something.

[ZahZoo]

LOL... everyman of porn.

Look at all the metro-sexuals here tonite...

[Nitro Express]

That fat bastard was one of the guys lucky enough to fuck Seka in her prime, so I give him props for that.

Nowadays, she looks like she's been selling sausages out of a van, but back in her day she was quite the rod-inducer.
Gorgeous face, rockin' body, and could suck a Chevy through a straw.
She was like a hardcore version of Marilyn Monroe that smoked dope and did porn.


If I had to name my all-time favorite porn-star, I'd say Seka without any hesitation whatsoever.

What does any of this have to do with Ron Jeremy? Not a damn thing really, but he got to hit that, so good for him. :clap:

Brings back memories. Sadly she now sounds like she works in the bargain basement at the bunny ranch. Damn we are getting old. Everyone we used to toss off to as teens are ending up in the old folks home.

[cadaverdog]

Good old Ron, Sucks his own dick and people love him. I think I'll stick with fucking socks.

[jhale667]

Brings back memories. Sadly she now sounds like she works in the bargain basement at the bunny ranch. Damn we are getting old. Everyone we used to toss off to as teens are ending up in the old folks home.


Ever watch "Dave's Old PR0N" on Showtime? He regularly has stars of the era as guests... Seka didn't hold up too well (and sounds like she smokes 8 packs a day, voice is like Marge Simpson's sisters), great sense of humor, though; neither did Ginger Lynn... Vanessa Del Rio just looks like an older (heavier) version of herself...Nina Hartley is still in great shape, and has a serious GILF vibe..so did Annette Haven last pic I saw of her, and she's GOT to be in her mid 50s...

One of the celebs I see on a regular basis at my local supermarket is Amber Lynn... who also still looks decent, but not as rail thin as she was in the day...

Every time I'd pass Ron Jeremy in the Rainbow, I'd say "Mr. Jeremy!" and salute him, to which he'd respond "Sir!" Walked past him one night in the back stairwell to the smoking area, and it pretty much looked like he about to get a blowie from some fresh-off-the-boat Hollywood hottie ...guess they'd decided to make it a pole-smoking area.

[Nitro Express]

I don't know what has soaked up more DNA. Hugh Heffner's pool or all the little nooks and crannies at the Rainbow Bar and Grill.

I ate at The Rainbow once. Actually the food was really good. For some reason I wasn't expecting it to be.

[Nickdfresh]

Good old Ron, Sucks his own dick and people love him. I think I'll stick with fucking socks.

He never sucked his own dick, you buffoon. He kissed it after pulling out of some porn starlet but he never blew himself.
..

[Nitro Express]

I can remember the magic of the home video machine. I mean in the 70's you would have the stash of Playboys and Penthouses (even better) but when home video became affordable and the porn became available man that just blew all us kiddies away. It was so much better. The thought of being able to access tons of porn for free on a handheld electronic device was a Star Trek fantasy in the VHS/Beta days. The kids have it too easy now. We had to work and scheme for our porn. Now Joey can just take his iPad and knock one off. Maybe that is what is screwing these kids up. Too much of the good thing. Total porn saturation is not good.

Frankly, I really don't look at that much porn anymore. It's like eating your favorite ice cream. After a while it just gets old. You want a bit now and then but you don't want to sit down and eat a gallon of it.

[Kristy]

Dear Mr. Ron Jeremy,

I heard you were sick in the hospital with a "serious condition." Normally, in any other circumstance and just about any other person I'd wish them well but seeing you are one of the most disgusting, vile, ugliest men to walk walk the planet I hope your illness leds to an hastened death. You truly are a pig, a sexist greasy, hairy, fat clown of a pig. Please go away soon and make this world that much better of a place.


Yours,

Kristy

[vandeleur]

Kristy can you get that on a get well soon card per chance ?

[Kristy]

Print one and up and send it off to the F A T pig. He's a disgrace to our healthcare system - such as that is.

[TFM_Dale]

Dear Mr. Ron Jeremy,

I heard you were sick in the hospital with a "serious condition." Normally, in any other circumstance and just about any other person I'd wish them well but seeing you are one of the most disgusting, vile, ugliest men to walk walk the planet I hope your illness leds to an hastened death. You truly are a pig, a sexist greasy, hairy, fat clown of a pig. Please go away soon and make this world that much better of a place.


Yours,

Kristy

Dear Kristy,
We all know you are a dude stricken with penis envy. Show some class for somebody that is fighting for their life. You don't have to be a fan or even approve of his lifestyle to show some decency towards another human.

Thanks,
Dale

[Kristy]

Dear Kristy,
We all know you are a dude stricken with penis envy. Show some class for somebody that is fighting for their life. You don't have to be a fan or even approve of his lifestyle to show some decency towards another human.

Thanks,
Dale

One, you wish and two, class and Ron Jeremy do not belong together in the same sentence. He's a vile, vile, man and deserves no sympathy. Not from me. Not from anyone.

[binnie]

Like a baby's arm holding an apple......

[Nitro Express]

I take it Kristy isn't going to be buying any Ron Jeremy Rum anytime soon.

[Nickdfresh]

One, you wish and two, class and Ron Jeremy do not belong together in the same sentence. He's a vile, vile, man and deserves no sympathy. Not from me. Not from anyone.

I take it that bukkake facial scene between you and he did not end well?

[Kristy]

You're a lot more interesting when you Wiki. Please go back to it.

[jhale667]

Dear Kristy,
We all know you are a dude stricken with penis envy. Show some class for somebody that is fighting for their life. You don't have to be a fan or even approve of his lifestyle to show some decency towards another human.

Thanks,
Dale

Amazing Krustofferson has the audacity to mention "class", when he's utterly void of it himself..


To put it another way: STFU, Krust.

[hambon4lif]

He's a disgrace to our healthcare system - such as that is.That's the same damn thing we'll be saying about you when we have to start footing the bill for your inevitable psychiatric care.

Get fucked, cunt!

[Nitro Express]

This is a pretty good interview. I watched it over lunch.

[Kristy]

Odd that a bunch of grown men who are failed musicians are talking about the cock of a porn star and yet find nothing remotely GAY in doing so.

Enjoy.

Still hope that digesting fuck does die soon.

[Nickdfresh]

You're a lot more interesting when you Wiki. Please go back to it.

Where do you think I learned all about bukkake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake)?

P.S.: I dunno what's funnier, Kristy passing judgement on Ron Jeremy, or the fact that Wiki actually DOES have a page on bukkake! :)

[Kristy]

Where do you think I learned all about bukkake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake)?

P.S.: I dunno what's funnier, Kristy passing judgement on Ron Jeremy, or the fact that Wiki actually DOES have a page on bukkake! :)

Next time try looking up "closet queer" (or just Google your own name - same diffy)

[Nitro Express]

Exactly what is a failed musician? All music is noise. Some people's noise is another person's music. You could put some little two year old kid at a piano and he could slam the keys and make noise. Some asshole somewhere will think it's music. How can you fail in music? You can fail in the music business meaning nobody goes to your shows or buys your songs. But music is so subjective it's virtually impossible to fail at it. Everyone farts. That's noise. Some jerk will think it's music. Sorry darling we all are musicians and it's impossible to fail.

[Kristy]

Exactly what is a failed musician?

I would expound on that but then thought I better not. The suicide rate here would quadruple overnight

[vandeleur]

In our local pub a couple of years back this super hot foxy rock chick was in with her gal pals and when she walked out my mate pointed out her tee shirt that was blurred due to fucking huge norks ... the tee shirt read .

" bukkake ruined my carpet "

[envy_me]

One, you wish and two, class and Ron Jeremy do not belong together in the same sentence. He's a vile, vile, man and deserves no sympathy. Not from me. Not from anyone.

What did he ever do to you? Cause he has sex in front of a camera? What do you care what people do with their lives?

As long as he isn't hurting anybody, I say go for it.

[Nickdfresh]

Next time try looking up "closet queer" (or just Google your own name - same diffy)

Here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closeted

That all I could come up with...

Might I also look up douchebags that pretend to be psychotic whores on the Internets?

[LoungeMachine]

That's the same damn thing we'll be saying about you when we have to start footing the bill for your inevitable psychiatric care.

Get fucked, cunt!


When?

He/She has been a burden to our mental health system for years already, Ray Charles could see that.

:gulp:

Classic KRUSTY......find a thread He hates, hate on the subject of the thread, and then hate on everyone posting in the thread, because they are losers....

:lmao:

[Matt White]

Ron was in THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!

GET WELL SOON RON!!!

[chefcraig]

Classic...find a thread He hates, hate on the subject of the thread, and then hate on everyone posting in the thread, because they are losers....

:lmao:

All the while putting the focus entirely on himself. Yep, that never gets old, boring and predictable. :handjob:

[Kristy]

Not too mention pastiche.

[jhale667]

This is either one of two things: A) Krust is a dude with serious penis envy or B) it IS a chick, and she's pissed because Ron reminds her of all the older "bankers" she has to do, and she knows Ron gets paid way better than she does...



Otherwise, how could a self-proclaimed "sex worker" have a problem with another one, just because HE works on camera (and has had oh, a 30-year SUCCESSFUL career)? :biggrin:

[envy_me]

I hope Rocco is okay :biggrin: lol

[Nitro Express]

This is either one of two things: A) Krust is a dude with serious penis envy or B) it IS a chick, and she's pissed because Ron reminds her of all the older "bankers" she has to do, and she knows Ron gets paid way better than she does...



Otherwise, how could a self-proclaimed "sex worker" have a problem with another one, just because HE works on camera (and has had oh, a 30-year SUCCESSFUL career)? :biggrin:

Ron was a pro. He could get his dick hard for a shoot before they had Viagra. Hey when the crew is ready, the director is getting impatient, the actress is waiting, the camera is rolling and the lights are on, there's a little pressure there and Little Elvis might be timid and not want to stand at attention.

[hambon4lif]

I would expound on that but then thought I better not. The suicide rate here would quadruple overnightIf anyone decides to off themselves because of some remark made by a mentally fucked-up hermaphrodite troll, then they probably shouldn't be alive in the first place.

We finally agree on something.

[Hardrock69]

Seems to me that Krusty is Elvis....

[jhale667]

I would expound on that but then thought I better not. The suicide rate here would quadruple overnight

You should perhaps Wiki "delusions of grandeur". You're soaking in it. That, and piss as usual.

[Diamondjimi]

Same here, wish the dude a speedy recovery. Also agree with the "everyman" vibe, and I've noticed when every other porn dude is all about himself, Hedgehog was the one always cracking jokes and making his co-stars laugh during scenes. Met him many times at the Rainbow, and he's actually a pretty cool, funny dude.

I can't stand most porn dudes. But North is funny too, if for no other reason than because he's a one-man bukkake film... :biggrin:

The dude is a legend. And it 's true, he's a funny dude and a cool shit. Also had the chance to talk with him at the Rainbow (naturally lol).
I wish him all the best...

[cadaverdog]

He never sucked his own dick, you buffoon. He kissed it after pulling out of some porn starlet but he never blew himself.
..
I googled it before I posted. I'll take their word for it that they have a video of it cause I'm not gonna watch it.

[hambon4lif]

I googled it before I posted. I'll take their word for it that they have a video of it cause I'm not gonna watch it.You're full of shit, Cletus!

You really want to watch it, but not from the computer you're at. You don't want to jeopardize that degree you're hoping to get....when you're 80!!

Instead of getting your ass kicked here on a daily basis, shouldn't you be mopping the fuckin' cafeteria right now?

Jagoff!

[jhale667]

:hee:

[Kristy]

I wonder how many nurses took a peek at his cock by now.
Every chick in there has probably got a pic with his dick on her face while he's unconscious .
Poor guy !

Yeah, nothing gay here.

[fraroc]

Yeah, nothing gay here.

(cough)lesbianbitch(cough)

[hambon4lif]

Yeah, nothing gay here.I've always thought you were gay.
Then I thought of how impossible it would be for you to find a dyke that was tolerant enough not to throw you out of a motherfucking window....

[LoungeMachine]

I googled it before I posted. I'll take their word for it that they have a video of it cause I'm not gonna watch it.

Sure you did.....

Sitting at your school computer, you Googled "Ron Jeremy Sucks His Own Dick"

:gulp:

Fucking twat....

[cadaverdog]

You're full of shit, Cletus!

You really want to watch it, but not from the computer you're at. You don't want to jeopardize that degree you're hoping to get....when you're 80!!

Instead of getting your ass kicked here on a daily basis, shouldn't you be mopping the fuckin' cafeteria right now?

Jagoff!
I was at home then,numbnuts. Instead of sniveling here maybe you should tend to your pork fornication.

[hambon4lif]

I was at home then,numbnuts. Instead of sniveling here maybe you should tend to your pork fornication.You don't have a home, fuckface.

You're just riding the couch of some one-legged sap who's not motivated enough yet to kick you out of his fuckin' house!

[LoungeMachine]

I was at home then,numbnuts. Instead of sniveling here maybe you should tend to your pork fornication.

Well going by your last trolling, you said there was no working computer in the house you're squatting in, freeloading off the gimps.

:gulp:

[cadaverdog]

You don't have a home, fuckface.


I'm sure you feel right at home in the pens,eh Pigfucker?

[cadaverdog]

Well going by your last trolling, you said there was no working computer in the house you're squatting in, freeloading off the gimps.

:gulp:

The king of misinformation strikes again. Gimps? How sensative you are to the handicapped. You probably got picked on by the kids who rode the small bus. Asshole!!

[LoungeMachine]

The king of misinformation strikes again. !

Really, freeloader?

:gulp:

Need I post the link where you cried you had no working computer in the house?

[Terry]

He's a fucking weird guy, that's for sure! I saw a "documentary" on him a long time ago where the majority of people seem to like him yet are making fun of him at the same time. One of the interesting things was his legendary cheapness - specifically - how he used plastic bags in place of luggage on flights. And it was also mentioned that many women entering porn said they wouldn't do two things, bestiality and scenes with Ron Jeremy... :)

The part of that "documentary" that I tend to remember is how Jeremy was mildly narcoleptic, and there were several scenes where he's driving himself around on the LA freeways in fairly dense traffic and sort of dozing off behind the wheel.

He was a schlub, but not an unintelligent guy in some ways. He harkens back to an era where pornography was still taboo and sort of underground (christ, the guy was working back when they shot movies on actual film). Nowadays, people are more tolerant of porn...there's so much of it and it's so readily available at the touch of a button that it's almost boring...almost.

[Terry]

Ron was a pro. He could get his dick hard for a shoot before they had Viagra. Hey when the crew is ready, the director is getting impatient, the actress is waiting, the camera is rolling and the lights are on, there's a little pressure there and Little Elvis might be timid and not want to stand at attention.

I doubt I'd be able to actually do that. The combination of a woman I've never met, a film crew of strangers and knowing whatever was shot would be distributed for other strangers to see...and would exist in one form or another forever...in fact, I don't think I'd be able to do it unless the involuntary reaction of Viagra WAS involved!

[jhale667]

Exactly what is a failed musician?



"I'll take 'More than Krust will ever be' for 1000, Alex." :biggrin:




:guitar:

[jhale667]

I doubt I'd be able to actually do that. The combination of a woman I've never met, a film crew of strangers and knowing whatever was shot would be distributed for other strangers to see...and would exist in one form or another forever...in fact, I don't think I'd be able to do it unless the involuntary reaction of Viagra WAS involved!

Talk about "stage fright" :019:

[Terry]

Talk about "stage fright" :019:

I'd be able to meet a woman at a bar, chat her up and have a one-night stand without any erectile dysfunction, but even with that there's still some privacy and intimacy...or at least privacy.

I don't know how performers working in porn do it...just a different mindset, I guess...although thank heavens they are able to for voyeurs like myself.

[Nickdfresh]

I was at home then,numbnuts. Instead of sniveling here maybe you should tend to your pork fornication.

So you Googled that on your one-legged pirate friend's computer? or does his M.S.-stricken mother own it?

[ZahZoo]

Exactly what is a failed musician? All music is noise. Some people's noise is another person's music. You could put some little two year old kid at a piano and he could slam the keys and make noise. Some asshole somewhere will think it's music. How can you fail in music? You can fail in the music business meaning nobody goes to your shows or buys your songs. But music is so subjective it's virtually impossible to fail at it. Everyone farts. That's noise. Some jerk will think it's music. Sorry darling we all are musicians and it's impossible to fail.

Actually a deep subject if you were to take a dive...

If measured monetarily... as in making a career living out of being a musician... then about 98% of those who picked up an instrument are failed musicians. But then short term if you played a gig and earned enough to pay your bar tab and enough gas to get home... that's a fairly successful measure in it's self.

I've met and attempted to jam with people who've invested thousands of dollars in big name brand gear... who can't pull off a reasonable rendition of Louie Louie with any soul or feel to it. Can't call them failed musicians... they never quite reached musician to begin with.

I've achieved successful musician status in my measure... I've played on stage and made people smile, laugh, dance, fight, cry, sing, beebob, tap their feet and even fall asleep. Done it in church, weddings, total dive bars, outdoor music festivals, arenas and coliseums... with crowds ranging from 3 drunks to 35,000+ maniacs. It's a real eye-opener to realize the power to move people with music... especially if you can induce a frenzy with a large audience... but even more so just to make 1 person smile and dance.

So there you have it... I still think this interest in Ron Jeremy and his dick is some strange fandom baloney by you dudes...

[jhale667]

Can't you be his fan w/o his schmekle having anything to do with it? I mean, I respect where it's been, but... :biggrin:

[cadaverdog]

Really, freeloader?

:gulp:

Need I post the link where you cried you had no working computer in the house?
I said PRINTER. But you already knew that. But as Minister of misinformation you had to say that anyway. LameMachine.

[cadaverdog]

So you Googled that on your one-legged pirate friend's computer?
Yes, my pirate friend owns the computer and the broken printer. The broken printer. The broken printer.

[Nitro Express]

Actually a deep subject if you were to take a dive...

If measured monetarily... as in making a career living out of being a musician... then about 98% of those who picked up an instrument are failed musicians. But then short term if you played a gig and earned enough to pay your bar tab and enough gas to get home... that's a fairly successful measure in it's self.

I've met and attempted to jam with people who've invested thousands of dollars in big name brand gear... who can't pull off a reasonable rendition of Louie Louie with any soul or feel to it. Can't call them failed musicians... they never quite reached musician to begin with.

I've achieved successful musician status in my measure... I've played on stage and made people smile, laugh, dance, fight, cry, sing, beebob, tap their feet and even fall asleep. Done it in church, weddings, total dive bars, outdoor music festivals, arenas and coliseums... with crowds ranging from 3 drunks to 35,000+ maniacs. It's a real eye-opener to realize the power to move people with music... especially if you can induce a frenzy with a large audience... but even more so just to make 1 person smile and dance.

So there you have it... I still think this interest in Ron Jeremy and his dick is some strange fandom baloney by you dudes...

I had an uncle who was a concert pianist. The biggest Steinway dealer in the US is in Salt Lake City and he was in town for our family reunion. I went with him to the Steinway dealership and he was playing all the pianos trying to find the best one because he was in the market for a new one. They are like guitars, there's the magic one in the lot that just plays and sounds better. So I'm talking to the salesperson and he said most the pianos Steinway sells are just used a props basically. The people who buy them don't even play piano and if they do not very well. These are rich people who have huge living rooms and a grand piano looks great in there. They might hire a professional pianist if they have a social party going at home. The thing is they want the Steinway name. He basically said if these rich pricks didn't buy the pianos for eye candy the company would be out of business and guys like my uncle who really played them couldn't buy one. So failed musicians are important in the whole scheme of the things. They create jobs.

[Nickdfresh]

Yes, my pirate friend owns the computer and the broken printer. The broken printer. The broken printer.

So why don't you chip like $50 and buy him a working printer? They're like cheap as heck...

[cadaverdog]

So why don't you chip like $50 and buy him a working printer? They're like cheap as heck...
Can ya loan me the fifty? I'm a little short right now.

[Nickdfresh]

Can ya loan me the fifty? I'm a little short right now.

No. Because like everything else in your life, you'd never pay it back since you can't hold a job...

[jhale667]

No. Because like everything else in your life, you'd never pay it back since you can't hold a job...

I was going to suggest he actually GET a job, but we know that wouldn't happen, either...

[LoungeMachine]

I had an uncle who was a concert pianist. .

:lmao:

[cadaverdog]

I was going to suggest he actually GET a job, but we know that wouldn't happen, either...
Why? Jobs are for suckers . I'm gonna become a professional student. Guess who's footin' the bill?

[cadaverdog]

No. Because like everything else in your life, you'd never pay it back since you can't hold a job...
Make it a gift then, J Paul.

[Hardrock69]

No. Because like everything else in your life, you'd never pay it back since you can't hold a job...

:lmao:

[Nickdfresh]

Make it a gift then, J Paul.

I'm not your friend, oh Leechus Maximus....

[jhale667]

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[Nitro Express]

Ron should have stuck with the chicken soup.

[LoungeMachine]

Ron should have stuck with the chicken soup.

Who orders chicken soup at The Rainbow?

:nono:

[Nitro Express]

Who orders chicken soup at The Rainbow?

:nono:

As far as "dive" bars go, the Rainbow is as good as it gets. Their food is really good, particularly the Steak and Lobster, Chicken Noodle Soup, any Pizza, and their appetizers are all great.

I have been there a number of times and the ambience is always exactly how you would expect - rockers mixed with tourists. You may see the occasional rock star (athough these days, I wouldnt even know what todays rock star looks like). The Rainbow is close to a lot of other clubs and activities on Sunset Strip.

Above even the quality of the food, I like to go there to support what to me represents the heart of rock n roll.

Apparently lots of people.

[LoungeMachine]

Apparently lots of people.

:lmao:

one review = "lots of people"

[Nitro Express]

I personally would start with some food. The Rainbow has some of the best food in Hollywood, and that's no joke.Their Chef "Miguel" has been there since it opened and is on top of his game in the kitchen. Everything on the menu is great, I like the Chicken Picatta with the twice baked potato. If you in the mood for spoiling yourself then don't fuck around and go for the the throat with their steak and Lobster, on the real, probably the best in town. Their chicken soup before your main is fucking awesome, just like mom used to make!


There are over 300 reviews. Believe me the favorable comments on the chicken soup are more than just one.