KATE UPTON Is ON LETTERMAN TONIGHT

[Hardrock69]

http://i45.tinypic.com/xn6hjq.jpg

[jhale667]

:sex:

[Nitro Express]

Is she going to be naked? Letterman is a huge horn ball. He probably will make of move on her.

[sadaist]

Her boobs are way too saggy & floppy for her age.

[vandeleur]

You disrespecting her boobs .... You better apologise to them .
If she puts them away I won't be happy !

[Hardrock69]

:hee:

[LoungeMachine]

Her boobs are way too saggy & floppy for her age.

Riiigght......

:gulp:

And I'm sure you'd point that out to her in the airport bar upon meeting her......

[Hardrock69]

He would be all foaming at the mouth and everything. :hee:

[vandeleur]

Foaming at the pants :biggrin:

[ZahZoo]

And I'm sure you'd point that out to her in the airport bar upon meeting her......

Airport bars are now a preferred hot spot for trolling for smokin hot women?

We must not travel in the same places...

Note all the creepy businessmen...

http://www.concierge.com/images/ideas/worldsbestairportbars/deifrescobaldiwinebar_001p.jpg

[jhale667]

Her boobs are way too saggy & floppy for her age.



What are you, auditioning for "mean girls"? Like you wouldn't still hit it.

[LoungeMachine]

Airport bars are now a preferred hot spot for trolling for smokin hot women?



No, but sitting in an airport as Kate Upton walks by is about the only scenario I could think of where Sadaist would be able to get close enough to yell to her that her tits are too saggy for her age....

:gulp:

[jhale667]

:hee:

[Coyote]

Her boobs are way too saggy & floppy for her age.

That's cause they're not silicone...

[jhale667]

That's cause they're not silicone...

THANK YOU... I think people are beginning to forget what real ones look like...

[Coyote]

THANK YOU... I think people are beginning to forget what real ones look like...

Reminds me of that old slogan: "Can't beat the real thing"...

[DLR Bridge]

She is a hot lil' number, but I just saw the most recent S.I. cover on the news stand. They totally shrunk her head to make her boobs appear ginormous. She looks like Anna Nicole Smith on that shot.

[Kristy]

DLR - did you change your failed musician avatar?

[jhale667]

What a bag of future cellulite shit Upton will be.



And it's a safe bet she will STILL look 100x better than your used up ass...


(The Alyssa Miller chick is pretty hot, however...)

[LoungeMachine]

We know Kenny's type......

:gulp:

[DLR Bridge]

DLR - did you change your failed musician avatar?

No. Same one you called failed last week. Why do you ask?

[jhale667]

No. Same one you called failed last week. Why do you ask?

"She's" just trying to deflect attention away from her own failboat of a life, as usual.

[jhale667]

Failure is a food?

And the cardboardeux-flavored weak sauce you're constantly marinating in.

[envy_me]

:lmao:

How's that whole "looking for work" thing going?

Can't imagine why they're not beating down your door......


She has to shovel the corner, it's january, man...

[Angel]

She has to shovel the corner, it's january, man...

Fuck, it's mid-February here...time must move really slow in Sweden, lol

[envy_me]

Fuck, it's mid-February here...time must move really slow in Sweden, lol

LMFAO!!! Damn, time flies :D

This made me laugh. I wish I could thank my own post. How confused am I :D

[jhale667]

:lmao:

How's that whole "looking for work" thing going?

Can't imagine why they're not beating down your door......



One imagines the shitty attitude proceeds "her" in the door... wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall for an interview?

[Angel]

LMFAO!!! Damn, time flies :D

This made me laugh. I wish I could thank my own post. How confused am I :D

Had me worried. Thought it meant I had to go through mid-terms again. Considering I ACED my poetry presentation in Voice class, I don't want to have to re-do.

Heh heh, I was hoping for an opportunity to brag about the 90% I got from a prof who is absolutely brilliant when it comes to theatre, thanks for opening the door.

[envy_me]

Had me worried. Thought it meant I had to go through mid-terms again. Considering I ACED my poetry presentation in Voice class, I don't want to have to re-do.

Heh heh, I was hoping for an opportunity to brag about the 90% I got from a prof who is absolutely brilliant when it comes to theatre, thanks for opening the door.

When I was 18, my radio teacher invited me to his house to read and record a poety book that he wrote. I'd get payed to do it. It turned out to be erotic poetry. I did it, took my 500 crowns and politely declined his offer to sleep over. He was maybe 30 at the time, his GF was out of town that weekend.
I was SO naive when I was young.

I had a friend/classmate who was in love with him, she absolutely hated my guts after that.

[jhale667]

Here's an observation: So last year it was Megan Fox, THIS year I notice it's Kate Upton that when mentioned seemingly brings the claws out in 90% of women... all the "she's fat" and other catty comments. So, ladies...what up with that?



And is in general, not referring to Kenny's post - which would only count if Kenny WERE a girl... :biggrin:

[Angel]

Here's an observation: So last year it was Megan Fox, THIS year I notice it's Kate Upton that when mentioned seemingly brings the claws out in 90% of women... all the "she's fat" and other catty comments. So, ladies...what up with that?



And is in general, not referring to Kenny's post - which would only count if Kenny WERE a girl... :biggrin:

Jealousy, plain and simple. If the women are calling her ugly...you know she's smoking hot!....and it's not my claws doing the pointing when I see Upton...;):D

[LoungeMachine]

Jealousy, plain and simple. If the women are calling her ugly...you know she's smoking hot!....

Okay, that's the women

:gulp:

Now explain why Kenny has an issue with her...

[jhale667]

Okay, that's the women

:gulp:

Now explain why Kenny has an issue with her...

:lmao: Exactly!

[envy_me]

:lmao: Exactly!

Please, she/he suffers from some complex. Don't know which complex since the gender is questionable. Oedipus or daddy issues. Small dick or penis envy.
If it's a guy, he puts women down to feel better about himself. To give impression that he is getting girls that are much prettier then the actress in question. If it's a girl, she is putting other women down to feel better about herself. To give impression that she is prettier then the actress in question.

[jhale667]

:eatit:

[Kristy]

No. Same one you called failed last week. Why do you ask?

No reason.

[DLR Bridge]

No reason.

Great.

[LoungeMachine]

He has no real reason for even being here other than Unemployed Boredom Syndrome..

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

He has no real reason for even being here other than Unemployed Boredom Syndrome..

:gulp:

i can see the advertisement "suffering from UBS? come to the roth army and engage in grade school arguments with 5 people over and over and over"

[clarathecarrot]

Upton is the full package of looks and she talks nice also..she was the 10th to recite the top ten list on Letterman quincidink ..I don't think so.

She is a 10.

Even though it goes from 10 down to 1 unh huh nhuuhuhnhuuh

This girl however read the first line and I was hippmotize!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Emily Didonato...woof




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[Nickdfresh]

Upton is the full package of looks and she talks nice also..she was the 10th to recite the top ten list on Letterman quincidink ..I don't think so.

She is a 10.

Even though it goes from 10 down to 1 unh huh nhuuhuhnhuuh

This girl however read the first line and I was hippmotize!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Emily Didonato...woof




9548

Jesus, I actually agree with a clara post.

Kristy, how the fuck would you know what she is? You're presumably a chick...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

mmmm chicks

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[jhale667]

She's a 5 at best, loser.

Which would make you a -73...

[DLR Bridge]

It just looked different. But best of luck on your musical endeavors.

Thanks.

[Kristy]

Jesus, I actually agree with a clara post.

Kristy, how the fuck would you know what she is? You're presumably a chick...

Upton is flavor of the month. There are many models a lot "hotter" than she is. Alyssa Miller should have won.

[LoungeMachine]

Upton is flavor of the month. There are many models a lot "hotter" than she is. Alyssa Miller should have won.

Will you be able to carry on after this injustice?

Or will you go back to the pills and black tar again?

:gulp:

Just hoping........

[jhale667]

http://i.imgur.com/Sod39.gif

[ZahZoo]

Silicon redistribution or a study in fluid dynamics..?

[Hardrock69]

Either/or. :hee:

[ZahZoo]

See science can be sexy...

[private parts]

Talk about "catty". An anorexic critiques Kate....

http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/

[jhale667]

Silicon redistribution or a study in fluid dynamics..?

They're real....

[Coyote]

Silicon redistribution or a study in fluid dynamics..?

I'd call it "recalibrating the mammary glands"

[jhale667]

Talk about "catty". An anorexic critiques Kate....

http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/

Just... wow. I realize she's not painfully thin like most "supermodels" but the hate towards her is weird. You'd think women would be GLAD someone with a closer-to-normal body type is being celebrated...:confused:

[ZahZoo]

They're real....

I don't know JH... Looks suspiciously like computer animation... the only thing real is electrons shuffling around turning into 1's and 0's...

[jhale667]

Her electrons look more squeezably soft than most...

[Angel]

Just... wow. I realize she's not painfully thin like most "supermodels" but the hate towards her is weird. You'd think women would be GLAD someone with a closer-to-normal body type is being celebrated...:confused:

Those aren't normal women...

[Nitro Express]

Is there such a thing as a normal woman?

[ashstralia]

in oz, the average woman is size 14-16


yay nitro's avatar!!!!

now get a donor tag, ya freeloader!~

[Nitro Express]

I donated. It's just in the process of being confirmed.

[Angel]

Is there such a thing as a normal woman?

As much as there are normal men :rolleyes:

Just spent some time lurking over there. Wow....there's some fucked up thinking there.

[private parts]

Just... wow. I realize she's not painfully thin like most "supermodels" but the hate towards her is weird. You'd think women would be GLAD someone with a closer-to-normal body type is being celebrated...:confused:

All women are schizoids...............but I love em:clap:

[Angel]

All women are schizoids...............but I love em:clap:

Those women have serious mental issues.

[jhale667]

Those women have serious mental issues.

I concur. She's hawt.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/de5a6e18ae341c8193684861168e683c/tumblr_mil09g2T161s6nw50o1_500.jpg

[jhale667]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4ea124c6888a2ab0dcedf7a5f5282be/tumblr_mikwmjD6e71s6vcoho1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c81bf1712c57c91d733069c3f083ee/tumblr_migl0wyX8k1rpbnjvo1_250.gif

[jhale667]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f2ef53f6b4a500f8dd63ca693c4052f/tumblr_mhg14iQ6UX1rpbnjvo1_500.jpg

♥

[Northern Girl]

Her boobs are way too saggy & floppy for her age.

Are you fucking crazy? Those headlights are looking straight at ya! They are just large and actually move!



http://24.media.tumblr.com/de5a6e18ae341c8193684861168e683c/tumblr_mil09g2T161s6nw50o1_500.jpg

[Angel]

Are you fucking crazy? Those headlights are looking straight at ya! They are just large and actually move!

No shit! I have to agree. People have forgotten what real boobs look like. Tis a shame.

[Coyote]

I concur. She's hawt.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/de5a6e18ae341c8193684861168e683c/tumblr_mil09g2T161s6nw50o1_500.jpg

My name is Coyote, and I verily approve this post...

[ashstralia]

yyyesssssiiirrreeeee!!!!!

[private parts]

9579

Oh to be a can of body paint...