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Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
SunisinuS
03-05-2013, 10:17 PM
Two Brothers grow up in a Foster Home and call each new person in the home a "new brother" but start a 60 Minutes type expose on Broadway which highlights each char that travels through the home.
It ends with a war that sees each brother (both foster and real) reunite for a USO show that destroys the morale of everyone involved and sends the winning force into a rage pushing them accross the lines and into forgotten Glory.
:flypig:
DLR Bridge
03-05-2013, 10:20 PM
Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
It would be called The Love. The story would be based on all things love related and Sammy's shitty solo song called The Love would show up three times on the disc.
Sorry. That sucks, but that's all I got.
Nitro Express
03-05-2013, 10:24 PM
A Sammy Hagar concept is ass fucking aliens in Mexico while a mariachi band plays and the audience is served Cabo Wabo. The door prize is a free Cabo Wabo sun visor. Yes folks the cheese in the tacos is real.
PETE'S BROTHER
03-05-2013, 10:33 PM
The Ruining.
A most bizarre epic saga of how seemingly one man drove the greatest band in the land Thee Mighty VAN HALEN into a very subdued chessy, ballady group of half hearted men driving fans away. One would think this would be a terrible plot of wasteful fiction, yet sadly, it would be a "rock"umentary. :cry:
Matt White
03-05-2013, 11:04 PM
Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
The Fat Boys are Back???
Instead of Spinal Tap, they could call it Spineless Crap.
VHscraps
03-06-2013, 04:52 AM
I dunno, he probably had a song about space / aliens on every one of his albums going right back to Montrose, or songs about 'Red', Cars, Tequila. These are his obsessions - the human condition from a Hagar point of view. I keep in mind that we have Sam's lyrical prowess to deal with in any possible concept album.
My favourite example is 'Red':
Red, red!
Paint it red
Green ain't mean
Compared to red
I want him to sing about his red sandals....
Nitro Express
03-06-2013, 05:55 AM
More like his pink crocs.
Zing!
03-06-2013, 09:16 AM
Wouldn't it be more constructive, since this IS the Roth Army, to discuss DLR's concept album? He just told us that the album with John 5 is the soundtrack to an unwritten "jukebox musical." That's more or less a concept album. We already have the basic outline he mentioned in The Roth Show. It falls upon us to fill in the blanks.
Or we can bash Haggar.
Again.
Headly1984
03-06-2013, 02:48 PM
on topic ..
I would call it Pride & Prejudice
However.. yes- it would be better to discuss Dave's Floor music or work with the 5 guy
.. Dave seems to be taking the momentum his second go round with the brothers gave him to heart and is Working at music - which we can only hope the brothers do and bring Dave back into the circle of writing .. and get back on tour too !
envy_me
03-06-2013, 03:01 PM
Like A Virgin
http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/04/SammyHagarBusted-500px-483x350.jpg
Headly1984
03-06-2013, 03:05 PM
Naughty naughty .. !
someone musta had an 'ouch' (or two) to know how it feels lol!
Like A Virgin
http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/04/SammyHagarBusted-500px-483x350.jpg
envy_me
03-06-2013, 03:17 PM
The Rose
http://www.vinylrecords.ch/S/SA/Sammy_Hagar/voa/sammy-hagar-voa-2855.jpg
PETE'S BROTHER
03-06-2013, 03:50 PM
The Rose
http://www.vinylrecords.ch/S/SA/Sammy_Hagar/voa/sammy-hagar-voa-2855.jpg
jezuz FUCKING christ!!!! :pullinghair: play BY the RULES or get the fuck out!!!!
no dick pics ;) :baaa:
Coyote
03-06-2013, 04:19 PM
Ok, so what would the title and story have been? Go.
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Tequila.
I still think it's a pretty funny subject though.
ELVIS
03-07-2013, 05:46 AM
VAoiN should be banned for this bullshit thread idea...
this is a good thread to explain to strangers what kind of people we are.
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