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Ally_Kat
06-24-2004, 11:41 PM
Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html
Ally_Kat
06-24-2004, 11:43 PM
"Honey, I thought your period ended already?"
"That's not me."
"Oh, haha. I don't get periods."
"No no.. your penis is broken"
"well all-be, it is."
Full Bug
06-25-2004, 12:00 AM
Gives new meaning to the term "Blow your load".....
seenbad
06-25-2004, 01:53 AM
Damn! Didn't Eddie Murphy have a joke about that? ;)
Coyote
06-25-2004, 05:09 AM
Yeah, he did. It was in "Delirious"...
Panamark
06-25-2004, 05:32 AM
yeah, it was a joke about "AIDS", whats next he said, you just stick your dick in and it explodes !
Coyote
06-25-2004, 05:40 AM
Was gonna say the same thing, Pana... :o
Panamark
06-25-2004, 06:18 AM
Nyeah Nyeah !
Coyote
06-25-2004, 06:20 AM
Don't heckle me, pal, I got a serious hang-over.
Coyote
06-25-2004, 06:21 AM
And I'm supposed to get some more booze...
Panamark
06-25-2004, 06:37 AM
Well go and get some, Im up to beer number 10.. Get your act together soldier !!
Coyote
06-25-2004, 07:17 AM
SIR YES SIR!!

See ya. :D
Panamark
06-25-2004, 07:33 AM
LOL ! :)

Theres only one way to cure a hangover. Water, sleep and suffering, or more alcohol !!
Katydid
06-25-2004, 09:37 AM
Be on the look out for next headline: Panamark and Coyote's head and livers explode ...
Panamark
06-25-2004, 10:40 AM
You will be waiting for a while KatyPies. Just had full check up and blood tests, the old liver is stilll going strong. (Much to my amazement)
Full Bug
06-25-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Panamark

Theres only one way to cure a hangover. Water, sleep and suffering, or more alcohol !!
Is that why beer tastes so good in the morning?:D
Coyote
06-25-2004, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
LOL ! :)

Theres only one way to cure a hangover. Water, sleep and suffering, or more alcohol !!

I'm gonna have to opt for the first one.

My stomach keeps screaming "NO!"... Plus, I've never been much of a fan of marathon-boozing.
Mr Grimsdale
06-25-2004, 01:36 PM
no nurse, not the pastry!
BITEYOASS
06-25-2004, 11:04 PM
This is why I go slow and only prefer to last 30 minutes. Cause those marathon sessions will fuck up your dick.
tobinentinc
06-27-2004, 12:46 AM
That would suck so badly. I would rather hear 50 new Spammy songs than have that happen.

. . . On second thought, an exploding penis really isn't that bad.