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    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2921

    Never bring a face to a harpoon fight!

    Never bring a face to a harpoon fight!

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    Man acquitted of harpoon attack


    A man accused of firing a harpoon into a teenager's face has been cleared of all charges against him after a jury accepted he acted in self-defence.
    Nathan Kirk was cleared of unlawfully possessing an offensive weapon after earlier being acquitted of one charge of grievous bodily harm with intent.

    The 25-year-old, from Hungerford, Berkshire, was also cleared of grievous bodily harm, on Thursday.

    The harpoon hit Matthew Hawkins in the face, causing him to lose an eye.


    Mr Kirk himself had been stabbed close to his heart during the fight in March 2003.

    The jury at Reading Crown Court decided that the gun had been fired by Mr Kirk accidentally during the fight.

    He brought out the scuba gun when a gang, including the 15-year-old, arrived at his girlfriend's flat in Thatcham following an argument over vandalism to a telephone box.

    During the brawl, it was fired and became lodged in the teenager's face.

    'Overjoyed and relieved'

    Hawkins' injury was so serious that he lost an eye and paramedics had to use bolt-cutters to cut off part of the three-pronged harpoon.

    Mr Kirk left the court without commenting to reporters waiting outside, but a statement read by his solicitor Georgina Murray said: "He is overjoyed and relieved that this traumatic case has now come to an end.

    "He now wants to put the past 14 months behind him and get his life back on track.

    "He is eternally grateful to his mother, father, family and friends for their support during the most difficult period of his life so far."

    The court was told how Mr Kirk opened the door of the flat to Hawkins, his half-brother Barry Lovegrove and his sister's boyfriend, Derek Watkins.

    Gang charged

    The trio punched and kicked him and stabbed him close to the heart.

    He retreated inside and brought out the harpoon to frighten the gang, according to Michael Topolski QC, defending.

    Hawkins, Lovegrove and Watkins were also charged in connection with the fight and tried at Reading Crown Court earlier this year.

    Watkins, 37, of Thatcham, was discharged on all counts.

    Hawkins was discharged on two counts but convicted of affray and given a community punishment and rehabilitation order.

    Lovegrove, 28, of Thatcham, was jailed for 18 months for affray.
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    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2921

    #2
    I feel bad for the guy - he's got to go around the rest of his life with the nickname "shishkaface".....
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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17160

      #3
      Fuck... I chased a dude with a speargun once, but a Harpoon ??? Fuck thats excessively impresive !!
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Full Bug
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2921

        #4
        Too bad we couldnt get the guy to harpoon that fat whale Sammy.....
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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17160

          #5
          Patience, he will beach himself soon enough.
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2921

            #6
            Originally posted by Panamark
            Patience, he will beach himself soon enough.
            Yeah, and then the sheep will flock to his blowhole.....
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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17160

              #7
              Good, then they can suck the escaping gases from the rotting carcass !
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17160

                #8
                No # 2

                Its a long way to the top when you wanna Rock 'n' Roll
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Sarge
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5423

                  #9
                  That would be an awesome avatar for someone..
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                  • Eyes of the Night
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1993

                    #10
                    That whole story is a trip Bug ... thanks broham ... you crazy canucks!


                    Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2921

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sarge
                      That would be an awesome avatar for someone..
                      I was thinking the same thing, surprised someone hasnt grabbed it.....
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                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2921

                        #12
                        A shame that didnt happen to Hitch.....
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                        • Viking
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1774

                          #13
                          'Watkins, 37, of Thatcham,' wasn't the only thing 'discharged'.

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                          • JCOOK

                            #14
                            HARPOONS DONT'MAME PEOPLE--- PEOPLE MAME PEOPLE

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                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2921

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JCOOK
                              HARPOONS DONT'MAME PEOPLE--- PEOPLE MAME PEOPLE
                              Thanx for that info JCOOK, now that we know that I'm sure it will never happen again.....
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