Best of the CPAC stand up comedy show

[FORD]

First up... former Congressman and nazi wackjob Allen West.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3pcN2ys2Hc

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a78v4w9ilC8

[FORD]

Not all right wing teabagging wackjobs are attending CPAC though..... this tool actually thinks the Muslims took over......... :lmao:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIFMf5iQyk

[Nitro Express]

Hindsight being 20/20 Vietnam was a waste of resources and lives. Kennedy was getting us out of there and that asshole Lyndon Johnson got us into a full fledged war. Let's say we won the war and took the country over. Now what? We would have just ended up giving it back. I think a lot of this right wing anti-muslim rhetoric is to sell more military action in the middle east including an attack on Iran. Every time someone gets that going someone seems to throw a wrench in the works.

[ELVIS]

So, what is a "right wing teabagging wackjob" exactly ??

[FORD]

So, what is a "right wing teabagging wackjob" exactly ??

Well, anybody who believes a word that this fucking douchebag says would certainly make the list........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9C1lMie82U

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiNkvrICVzc

This annoying little fuckwit still hasn't made it through puberty yet.....

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUl_gnidbWw

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ3GaKFeb1A

[Nitro Express]

Wouldn't a pure liberal be someone who wants everything legal? Then a pure conservative would be the one who would want commandments and rules regarding everything. Kind of like orthodox jews where there is a rule and procedure for everything. A liberal would be everything goes folks! Enjoy!


These political terms we use really mean nothing because they aren't accurate.

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F87ZG579tLs

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mkJWOY94Y

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHfGrHNsauY

These fucking idiots at CPAC need to hire a better soundman.... way too much echo in today's stand up comedy acts.

[ELVIS]

I think FORD's account has been hacked...:biggrin:

[FORD]

Why? Because I'm posting right wing comedy clips?

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3BVIYv4qc

[FORD]

Most of these fools are just getting laughs because of their pure idiocy, but here comes Piyush Jindal to save the day.... he's actually trying to be funny....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj4CeJX0pdw

Did he succeed? I'll leave that up to the viewers.....

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvOhnvn0GPI

[ELVIS]

Jindal needs to keep his day job...

[LoungeMachine]

So, what is a "right wing teabagging wackjob" exactly ??

Your trailer doesn't have a mirror?

:gulp:

Time to make a trip to Wal-Mart with the "little woman"

[LoungeMachine]

Jindal needs to keep his day job...

And you need to find one.....

:gulp:

Hey, you're going to Wal-Mart anyway.......

[jacksmar]

http://lesbianconservative.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/removekevinjennings1.jpg

Leave 'em laughing!!!!1:hee:

[Nickdfresh]

http://lesbianconservative.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/removekevinjennings1.jpg

Leave 'em laughing!!!!1:hee:

Oh right, he was responsible for everything at that conference. Maybe we should should support "abstinence first" policies and prevent all sex education since that seems to be working so well...

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W1a_vEOXZDA

Funny how this dumb cunt mentions all the new rich around Washington DC, and then tries to blame that on "Obamacare". Being a teabagger, she never mentions the fact that most of them are "defense" contractors.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ROQkA0694

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYFWBWyfEyM

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQyVZ-vnzD4

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE6lwqnaHGk

Who's the douchenozzle who keeps whining about a bigger truck?? :biggrin:

[FORD]

And if you think the comments on stage at this clown show are crazy, just take a look at what happens in the smaller forums....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHtSIk2-P8Y

I'm assuming the black guy speaking is a Republican (otherwise why would he be there?) but maybe now he realizes what the majority of his fucked up party really thinks of him......

[Terry]

There seems to be an orgy of concerted claims from various pundits that conservatism is on the decline, but I do seem to recall very similar claims (from some of the same sources, mind you) in the 2004 immediate post W re-election period that were stating the exact opposite and predicting an eclipse of the Democratic Party for years to come.

What there DOES seem to be an abundance of within the Republican Party right now is just denial. It is understandable that there are conservatives who want to resist letting go of principles that define them as a political movement: principles are only meaningful if one adheres to them even when there is a cost for doing so. What is less easily understood is how some within the party think it's just a matter of public relations and softening the message as a means of recapturing the social tone of the population, particularly regarding societal attitudes of younger voters, who with each passing generation are less resistant to former hot-button issues as gay rights, drug legalization and immigration.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phpUNkL6PSg

Sarah, if you really gave a shit about rebranding the party OR rebuilding the country, you would shut the fuck up and go back to your igloo. :biggrin:

[Terry]

I dunno how, at this late date, Palin is in any way helpful to the party.

Focus groups in 2008 often hung on a quandry "independant" voters found themselves in: they felt they didn't know enough about Obama, but were scared to vote for McCain because if he died Palin would be president.

She's done nothing since then to improve on perceptions of her 4 years ago. In point of fact, all she does is fire up the wingnuts in the conservative movement that put less rabid potential GOP supporters off from voting for any GOP ticket.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g57FSJA-3tg

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IroVlW7B8mQ

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ilzGYrdck

Your daddy would be so proud of you Mittens.... hopefully somewhere up on Kolob, he's telling Elohim to smite your ass :mad:

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFsEe-T2No

[jacksmar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZMIvU5PsU

Leave 'em laughing!!!!!!!!!!:hee:

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2j6dyy3u7Q

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq0Z90DG5ng

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qimte4hmAE

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHGKAGIza7U

[ELVIS]

Wake me in 2016...:yawn:

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peB1MxOagF8