Latest Pat Robertson Crap: God Gives Fewer Miracles To Intelligent People

[Hardrock69]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/01/robertson-god-gives-less-miracles-to-too-educated-americans-who-learn-science/


Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday explained to his viewers that “sophisticated” Americans received less miracles because they had learned “things that says God isn’t real” like evolution.

On Monday’s episode of CBN’s The 700 Club, Robertson responded to a viewer who wanted to know why “amazing miracles (people raised from the dead, blind eyes open, lame people walking) happen with great frequency in places like Africa, and not here in the USA?”

“People overseas didn’t go to Ivy League schools,” the TV preacher laughed. “We’re so sophisticated, we think we’ve got everything figured out. We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know about all these things that says God isn’t real.”

“We have been inundated with skepticism and secularism,” he conintued. “And overseas, they’re simple, humble. You tell ‘em God loves ‘em and they say, ‘Okay, he loves me.’ You say God will do miracles and they say, ‘Okay, we believe him.’”

“And that’s what God’s looking for. That’s why they have miracles.”

Watch this video from CBN via Right Wing Watch, broadcast April 1, 2013.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NesbG-Lj2g0

[ELVIS]

And you dumped this crap in this forum why ??

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGsShLeh9R0

[Hardrock69]

And you dumped this crap in this forum why ??

At the very least because it pisses your unintelligent ass off.

You are what he talks about. You are gullible and stupid and believe fairy tales told to you by old men who have been scamming people for their entire lives with fictional crap about a 2000-year-old Undead Zombie saving the world from something. What this zombie is saving us from they don't say, because it is irrelevent. They only want to pass the plate and get money from hard-working yet ignorant people who somehow think forking over their hard-earned cash is going to get them a place in line to withdraw it from their heavenly checking account after they die.

Doesn't your husband need you to lick his ass about now, hickboi?

[Seshmeister]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

[FORD]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

Probably because he likely owns a piece of at least two networks. The network Pat launched as "CBN Cable" was later sold to Murdoch and changed the name to "Fox Family Channel". It was later sold to ABC/Disney and is now called "ABC Family".

And there's also the fact that, before there was such a thing as FAUX News, Pat used to refer to his own "CBN News" operation as "fair and balanced", so I wouldn't be surprised if he owned a piece of that too.

[Hardrock69]

Note, that's why I said "Latest" Pat Robertson Crap. :hee:

He is seen exactly like that. The crazy old man claiming that demons inhabit used clothes from Goodwill among other ridiculous tripe.

He makes me laugh.

Some people around here don't think it funny to make fun of Pat Robertson and his idiocy.

Because they believe everything he says and believe they are SANCTified by watching the HOLY GHOST ON TV on the 700 CLUB in the name of JEEZUSS-AHHHHHH!!!!

Pat Robertson is a truly Holy Man who hears the Word Of Gawd DIRECTLY! :lmao:

Sure.....sure he does.....just like he hears the jingle of coins in his bank account.....


Hey man, I got a piece of the Brooklyn Bridge I'll sell ya.....just wait until my assistant usher comes by with the golden plate.....just drop the check on the plate.....

But he could just as easily wear a red nose, a stoopid little hat and some giant shoes for the fact that watching him is like watching a Klown of the lowest order......Klowns claiming to have special knowledge of or somehow have a direct relationship with....A GOD.

[ELVIS]

Some people around here don't think it funny to make fun of Pat Robertson and his idiocy.

Because they believe everything he says and believe they are SANCTified by watching the HOLY GHOST ON TV on the 700 CLUB in the name of JEEZUSS-AHHHHHH!!!!



You're truly a dumb fuck...

No one that I know around here pays attention to anything Pat Robertson says except you and FORD...

So fuck off...

[jhale667]

To me it seems that threads about Pat Robertson at this point are like talking about what the crazy man in the park that shouts at trees is saying today.

Why he's still on US television I have no idea and maybe that's the real story at this point.

Perhaps a catch-all "stupid shit Pat Roberston says" thread...

[Satan]

You're truly a dumb fuck...

No one that I know around here pays attention to anything Pat Robertson says except you and FORD...



Hey, I do!

He's the best recruiting tool that Hell ever had!

Pat insists that Heaven will be full of people like him. Who the Hell would want to go there? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

[ELVIS]

Hey, I do!



That's what I said...

[Hardrock69]

Hey Elvis your husband is calling you from the bedroom....he wants a back rub......

[ELVIS]

Dude, you don't even know how stupid you are...

Poor thing...

[Nickdfresh]

I wonder what Lyndon LaRouche is doing these days?

[ELVIS]

I wonder if jfail washes his hands before serving the tacos...

[ashstralia]

I wonder if jfail washes his hands before serving the tacos...

dude, your shit's older than 6000 years.

[Hardrock69]

Notice I said


Some people around here don't think it funny to make fun of Pat Robertson and his idiocy.

Because they believe everything he says and believe they are SANCTified by watching the HOLY GHOST ON TV on the 700 CLUB in the name of JEEZUSS-AHHHHHH!!!!




And it is Elbow who is getting all bent out of shape and shit. :hee:

[Nickdfresh]

dude, your shit's older than 6000 years.

That's what happens with addicts. They keep just repeating themselves with the same stories 1000X's acting like they've never said it before...

[ELVIS]

That's what happens with addicts. They keep just repeating themselves with the same stories 1000X's acting like they've never said it before...

That's not even true...

Go back to Wiki...

[Warham]

Who's this Pat Robertson fellow?

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jioPzYB509Q

[ELVIS]

Who's this Pat Robertson fellow?

No one if significance...

[Nickdfresh]

No one if significance...

:019:

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHDjqa3R728

[ELVIS]

*yawn*

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcWFYnHf4YI

[Satan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpVI-dm9UE

Actually, I'm hoping Pat is right about this one..... a good old fashioned French Revolution against the Gold Mansacks/KKKoch Brothers 1% is LONG overdue.

Not exactly sure how the gays would bring that about, but by all means, get on with it! :fighting0043:

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZT5SdsclZM

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqj_ondYyI

[jhale667]

Not surpring Robertson made an idiot out of himself again today... after all, the sun did come up this morning.

[Hardrock69]

True dat.

[ELVIS]

*yawn* again...

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_n-q_0qej4

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYQ4j8dRWw

[ELVIS]

Why are you libs so interested in Pat Robertson ??

What a waste of time...

[Nitro Express]

Pat Robertson is a christian zionist. So is John Hagee. They work for the Israeli establishment to convince christians in the US to back Israel. Without these evangelical pitch men Israel would lose political support in the US and lose all the funding we give it. Without US backing Israel will cease to exist. The more politically active christians tend to be zionists working with the labor zionists on the jewish side of things.

The best thing to do is ignore these guys. They lose their power if nobody cares.

When you live in Israel for awhile you learn what goes on in the government there is not what the christians here think it is. It's a very corrupt government that doesn't care about anyone but a few elites. It doesn't even care about the more traditional orthodox jews. It's all politics with an agenda and the only thing religion has to do with anything is it's a population manipulation mechanism. The current president of Israel is in bed with the vatican and is giving them more and more control over Jerusalem. No real jew would ever do that.

Israel's days are numbered. The only way that place is going to survive is to make it like the United States where religion and the state are separate and people have the freedom of religion. When you make it a jewish state and exclude other religions it's just not going to work long-term.

[ELVIS]

Without these evangelical pitch men Israel would lose political support in the US and lose all the funding we give it.

That's not true at all...

[ELVIS]

The only way that place is going to survive is

A miracle...

Which God will provide...

But the retards still won't believe...

[Jesus Christ]

A miracle...

Which God will provide...

But the retards still won't believe...

I appreciate thy reading of the prophecies of Ezekiel, Gregory. But please don't call My chosen people "retards". :jesuslol:

[Nitro Express]

Israel pretty much gets pummeled pretty good in the last days bible prophecies. The final battle takes place in the valley of megido. A lot of people there get raped and killed. When all looks lost is when Jesus lands on the Mt. of Olives, saves what's left of the jews and enters Jerusalem's east gate (which is all bricked shut by the way).

[ELVIS]

I was talking about people like FORD...

[Nitro Express]

That's not true at all...
Nobody else gives a rat's ass anymoe. Most americans want the money spent here.

[Jesus Christ]

I was talking about people like FORD...

Verily I say unto you that FORD is no "retard" either. And he believes in Me, and My ability to do miracles. In fact he has often prayed to Me and asked Me why I haven't done so many lately......

It's that whole "Prime Directive" thing. :(

[ELVIS]

No, FORD cherry picks scripture to fit his liberal agenda...

If FORD were a true believer he'd see through Obama and realize we're still in the Bush Administration, but now we're in the hood and on steroids and crack...

[ELVIS]

Most americans want the money spent here.

I agree with that, but what I initially disagreed with is still bullshit...;)

[Hardrock69]

Well now....how often can we expect this dimwitted fuck to open his mouth and demonstrate that when Gawd Almighty was a-handin' out smarts, he musta missed ole Pat....that stupid bastid....???

Like....he talks stupidism whenever the dumbass mo-ron is on camera.....I shudder to think what sorta non-sensible bullshit comes out of his mouth when he is not on the air....

Wonder how many bitches he has.....you know that with the kind of cash he has laying around....he probably has pussy stashed for MILES.......old, fucked up deaf dumb and blind pussy to be sure.....but still......

And they all gonna be mad at him now.....

:lmao:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k_n-q_0qej4


:lol:


This is so fucking hilarious! :D

The worthless cocksucker.....

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uD4jwZ-VXg

[Hardrock69]

Heh...he is letting his viewers try to explain away what he said in plain fucking English.....there is no "twisting of his words".

He KNOWS what he said.

Stupid bastard.

[ELVIS]

Verily I say unto you that FORD is no "retard" either. And he believes in Me, and My ability to do miracles. In fact he has often prayed to Me and asked Me why I haven't done so many lately......

It's that whole "Prime Directive" thing. :(

What ??

You're a mental case...

[Angel]

No, FORD cherry picks scripture to fit his liberal agenda...

If FORD were a true believer he'd see through Obama and realize we're still in the Bush Administration, but now we're in the hood and on steroids and crack...

But you're not racist. ..:rolleyes:

[ELVIS]

Of course I'm not racist...

Don't be a sheep...

[Angel]

Of course I'm not racist...

Don't be a sheep...

So, if he was white, you would still be making the hood, steroid and crack reference? I think not...

[cadaverdog]

Of course I'm not racist...

Don't be a sheep...
Racist scum. You make me sick.

[cadaverdog]

So, if he was white, you would still be making the hood, steroid and crack reference? I think not...
No, then he'd make some comment about white bread, crackers, rednecks or Nascar fans.

[Hardrock69]

Idiot Elbow claims not to be racist, yet spews nothing but negativity for black people.

Riiiight.....

[ELVIS]

No I don't...

There's a difference between n-words and black people...

[ELVIS]

Racist scum. You make me sick.

That's because you're dumb as fuck...

[Hardrock69]

Speak for yourself, dumbass. :hee:

[jhale667]

That's because you're dumb as fuck...


Wow, if that's not the pot calling the kettle... oh, never mind... :rolleyes:

[Hardrock69]

:lol:

[ELVIS]

You'd think you idiots would get tired of sucking each other off...

[Hardrock69]

Project much? Where is your husband when you need him?

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIr_9okOng0

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fKOEhuPSU