What Are You Wasting Time on Right Now?

[ZahZoo]

If an Attention Whore™ is busily whoring but no one is around to see or give a crap... was it a successful whore?

Professionally Qualified answers are greatly appreciated...

[ZahZoo]

That didn't take long... debating the merits of burnt bread on wimpy pizza with no meat!!

How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat..?

[hambon4lif]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.

[envy_me]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.


:lmao:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..



:thumb:

[Zing!]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.

Just say no, dude.

Choking antelopes isn't cool.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Just say no, dude.

Choking antelopes isn't cool.

https://www.google.com/search?q=evil+antelope&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=45V&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=CM1dUcDJDsrjiwKT7YCwCw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1440&bih=728

[Northern Girl]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.


I'm appalled! You own Madonna records?

[envy_me]

I'm appalled! You own Madonna records?

When you're drunk or high your music taste changes. I ONLY listen to Ladysmith Black Mambazo when I drink. Love those guys.

[Northern Girl]

Woooosh! :biggrin:

[ZahZoo]

Drugs and listening to Madonna... two time waster's at once...

[Hardrock69]

Well, I have this friend....he is normally quite sensible, and pretty funny at that, but once in awhile he posts a bunch of nothing that makes people wonder what drugs he is on.

His name is ZahZoo, by the way. :hee:

[ZahZoo]

4 hour teleconference project reviews with 20 fricking presenters and half can't speak English to save their lives... should be classified as controlled substance... make anyone stir crazy and loopy as hell.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

selling car parts to every tweeked out fucking meth head in arizona

[ZahZoo]

I wonder which is the higher quality meth-head... Arizona models or Arkansas models..?

The Arkansas ones... tweek with a drawl...

[Dave's Bitch]

When you're drunk or high your music taste changes.

That depends on where you are.If i am drunk at home not so much but if i am out i pretty much love everything that is played and sing along with gusto :)

[ELVIS]

I just wasted time clicking on this gay thread and seeing bitch's new gay avatar...

[Dave's Bitch]

I just wasted time clicking on this gay thread and seeing bitch's new gay avatar...

If you don't like this one i have about a million others i am sure you will love ;)

[Hardrock69]

All Elbow has to do is look in the mirror to see a gay avatar. :hee:

[ELVIS]

You look in the mirror to see uranus...

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qoru8VRvBA

[envy_me]

That depends on where you are.If i am drunk at home not so much but if i am out i pretty much love everything that is played and sing along with gusto :)

Not me. To change my taste in music there have to be emotions involved which I can't bring out at a club. If I drink at home I start thinking about apartheid, feminism, animals, war, etc... Also more positive thoughts like disgusting sex and kind people. Then all sorts different music can move me.

[Coyote]

Getting back in touch with my punk roots.

[ashstralia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xnc1p7BMk

[DLR Bridge]

On another note.....Cheap trick is playing the old CBGB's....(John Varvatos' clothing shop) April 28th.....playing the Live at Budokan set in its entirity to mark the 35th anniversary of the album. Wouldn't mind checking that out. Don't know why the original drummer isn't playing with them anymore though.

Bun. E's back is shot. Poor guy was old when they started. I think Rick's son has been playing live. Bun. E says he'd record only from this point on I think.

[private parts]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.

I used to do a lot of drugs in the 70's, 80's & 90's man.

[Zing!]

I used to do a lot of drugs in the 70's, 80's & 90's man.

I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did. It's funny cuz it's true? Good stuff.

[ELVIS]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!



That's been obvious since you walked through the door...

[Coyote]

Reminiscing on my days of being a major insecure asshole to people IRL and feeling very ashamed, yet quite relieved that that shit's in the past.

[78/84 guy]

Madden Football. I suck. I just passed for 714 yards in my last game and lost ! Again.

[DLR Bridge]

Also more positive thoughts like disgusting sex and kind people.

What the what the?

[hambon4lif]

Also more positive thoughts like disgusting sex and kind people. Then all sorts different music can move me.Hmmmm..:thumb:

[hambon4lif]

Also more positive thoughts like disgusting sex and kind people.Define "digusting sex".....I have never heard that term before (at least before bedtime). Please elaborate.....

[Igosplut]

This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!

LOTS of them!

One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!

Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!

Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!

....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..

If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.

So Ya gonna share Hamhock?

[jhale667]

What am I wasting time on... Cleaning up an old Yamaha GC2020BII Comp/Limiter and RA chat?


Y'know, while partaking of refreshments... :stoned-smiley:



:guitar:

[envy_me]

Define "digusting sex".....I have never heard that term before (at least before bedtime). Please elaborate.....


You know.... The best kind :)

[hambon4lif]

Yummy!!

[Hardrock69]

Having disgusting sex with kind people with kickass music going on is much fun!

I got some refreshments just 2 weeks ago......1 oz of shrubbery (it IS Springtime planting season ya know, lol) of the standard Columbian variety (in appearance), but with a minimal amount of seeds and much red hair. For $120!!!!

I don't need that mind eraser shit that sells for 80 bucks an eighth. I like to get a light buzz on, without becoming zombiefied......

So at present I am wasting my time enjoying refreshments, and uploading a full length U2 concert video (Nashville 7/2/11) I edited to the internet.

Am going to go outside to work on the horseless carriage for a bit, then going to hang out with a friend and discuss cosmic stuff.....

[Hardrock69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q_odSgDQeE

[envy_me]

We have a song here that's called Äckligt, which means disgusting. It's about a guy asking his girlfriend to have sex and says "It was weeks ago since you asked me 'Let's do something disgusting'" LOL

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Having disgusting sex with kind people with kickass music going on is much fun!

I got some refreshments just 2 weeks ago......1 oz of shrubbery (it IS Springtime planting season ya know, lol) of the standard Columbian variety (in appearance), but with a minimal amount of seeds and much red hair. For $120!!!!

I don't need that mind eraser shit that sells for 80 bucks an eighth. I like to get a light buzz on, without becoming zombiefied......

So at present I am wasting my time enjoying refreshments, and uploading a full length U2 concert video (Nashville 7/2/11) I edited to the internet.

Am going to go outside to work on the horseless carriage for a bit, then going to hang out with a friend and discuss cosmic stuff.....

i hope you and clara have fun :baaa:

[VAiN]

Sitting in the accountants waiting room... This is how you ruin a Saturday.

[Hardrock69]

i hope you and clara have fun :baaa:


Why would I want to have anything to do with your half-wit cousin? :hee:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2149wnp.gif

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Why would I want to have anything to do with your half-wit cousin? :hee:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2149wnp.gif

cause he's really a cool cat, just like yourself :thumb:

[Hardrock69]

*speechless* :hee:

[jhale667]

I was wasting time on Pro Tools (OK, not really, I actually got some stuff done). Now comes refreshment time. :stoned-smiley:


:guitar:

[Coyote]

Old comedy on YouTube... Going on Kenny Everett.

[ashstralia]

as an aside; i had a set of jammies which had the arrows like angus'.
i felt like the coolest kid in the street

[Hardrock69]

After yard work on a beautiful day, it is time for some refreshments.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2149wnp.gif

[Hardrock69]

Fuck yeah...

:stoned-smiley:

[hambon4lif]

What am I wasting time on right now? Reflecting on the good ol' days!

The one thing I truly miss about childhood...was the free spankings!

It used to be that all you had to do is fuck up and get in trouble, and your parents would grab a leather belt and give you a good lashing....
...now I gotta pay the angry Mexican chick up the street 40 fuckin' dollars just to get one, and as a result of the current economy, she's recently threatened to raise her price to $60.
And you what? she'll fuckin' get it too. Because she's the angriest chick I know (only because I don't know Kristy personally), and she knows how I like it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

some damned thing called a "job"

[Zing!]

A fucking rodeo. Can you fucking believe it? I'd rather be settling in to a bottle of Petron and VH in Australia. This fucking sucks... How did I end up at a &@):($/"€>~¥ rodeo?

[Sensible Shoes]

I"m wasting time dealing with some tool on the internet dating site who wants to have a sexual encounter at the latest - next Tuesday. I have been talking to him on the phone for about 2 weeks - and have not met him in person.

[Coyote]

I"m wasting time dealing with some tool on the internet dating site who wants to have a sexual encounter at the latest - next Tuesday. I have been talking to him on the phone for about 2 weeks - and have not met him in person.

A pussy-tease?

[hambon4lif]

I"m wasting time dealing with some tool on the internet dating site who wants to have a sexual encounter at the latest - next Tuesday. I have been talking to him on the phone for about 2 weeks - and have not met him in person.Honey, you are wayyyyy too gorgeous to be subjecting yourself to that bullshit!

I still can't figure out why you would even put yourself through that kind of nonsense...

[Sensible Shoes]

Me? ....

[Sensible Shoes]

Honey, you are wayyyyy too gorgeous to be subjecting yourself to that bullshit!

I still can't figure out why you would even put yourself through that kind of nonsense...

Cause I live in the middle of nowhere and meet nobody who is remotely a prospect! Have any other ideas? Cause I'd LOVE to hear them and I"m not being sarcastic!

[hambon4lif]

Me? ....Damn right!

You are a phenomenal woman!

Any man would be lucky to have you.

It's the absolute truth, and you should walk down the street with the attitude knowing that someone recognizes that.

:thumb:

[DLR Bridge]

Cause I live in the middle of nowhere and meet nobody who is remotely a prospect! Have any other ideas? Cause I'd LOVE to hear them and I"m not being sarcastic!

I know this may be easier said than done but, perhaps a move to the middle of somewhere is in order.

[BITEYOASS]

Cheating my way through Hoyle Casino in order to make quick $2,000,000 fake dollars. :bigwink:

[Zing!]

Just heard Jump at a rodeo.

[envy_me]

What am I wasting time on right now? Reflecting on the good ol' days!

The one thing I truly miss about childhood...was the free spankings!

It used to be that all you had to do is fuck up and get in trouble, and your parents would grab a leather belt and give you a good lashing....
...now I gotta pay the angry Mexican chick up the street 40 fuckin' dollars just to get one, and as a result of the current economy, she's recently threatened to raise her price to $60.
And you what? she'll fuckin' get it too. Because she's the angriest chick I know (only because I don't know Kristy personally), and she knows how I like it.


:lmao:

I was never spanked as a child.

[envy_me]

Damn right!

You are a phenomenal woman!

Any man would be lucky to have you.

It's the absolute truth, and you should walk down the street with the attitude knowing that someone recognizes that.

:thumb:

I have to agree with Hambon on this one. Shoes, I have seen some pics of you, you have perfect hair, amazing face and a kick ass personality!!!
If he is a tool just get rid of him. There are fantastic guys out there (I think) :D

[hambon4lif]

:lmao:

I was never spanked as a child.LOL!

It beat the hell out of the alternative, which was being grounded, which meant staying in one room for weeks at a time. (fuck all that! blister my ass and send me out the door!)

I was spanked as a child, I was spanked as an adult,.....it's a gateway drug into S&M.....it really is.

One time, a chick whipped me so hard, I shot a nut from here to Tokyo!

[vandeleur]

:lmao:

I was never spanked as a child.


Yeah but you've made up for it tho right ;-)

[hambon4lif]

I have to agree with Hambon on this one. Shoes, I have seen some pics of you, you have perfect hair, amazing face and a kick ass personality!!!
If he is a tool just get rid of him. There are fantastic guys out there (I think) :DShoes doesn't need any encouragement, She's an absolute babe!
I even get caught up in her and acknowledge her when she posts here.

Not only is she an important part of the DDLR team, but she has lit many of fires.

She is truly remarkable, and even I (the completely self-obsessed) stammer back a step or two when she speaks!

We're each others back-up plan....at least I still hope so.

[envy_me]

Yeah but you've made up for it tho right ;-)

I'm not telling :D

[vandeleur]

Ok , I will leave it to my Imagination . ;-)

[envy_me]

Shoes doesn't need any encouragement, She's an absolute babe!
I even get caught up in her and acknowledge her when she posts here.

Not only is she an important part of the DDLR team, but she has lit many of fires.

She is truly remarkable, and even I (the completely self-obsessed) stammer back a step or two when she speaks!

We're each others back-up plan....at least I still hope so.

I know. I haven't known her for as long as you have, but she is fantastic.
Hey!!! I thought she was my back-up plan :D

[hambon4lif]

I know. I haven't known her for as long as you have, but she is fantastic.
Hey!!! I thought she was my back-up plan :DYou and her, dressed up in nighties, having a pillow-fight...the mind reels

'Hammy, can you really lift 1.000 pounds with your thoughts?"

Hell yeah, baby!! Did you think I actually typed this this post with my hands??:thumb:

[vandeleur]

Sounds like a ham sandwich :biggrin:

[hambon4lif]

Sounds like a ham sandwich :biggrin:With those two gorgeous babes as the bread?

As if I I could be so lucky!

wow!

That would be one order on the menu that would require a bib and a splash-guard!:thumb:

[envy_me]

:lmao:

Shoes is gonna report us to Sarge for sexual harassement :D
The tool from the dating site doesn't seem that bad now :D

[vandeleur]

Well we helped shoes one way or another :biggrin:

[hambon4lif]

:lmao:

Shoes is gonna report us to Sarge for sexual harassement :D
The tool from the dating site doesn't seem that bad now :DNah1 Shoes is a close personal friend!
She'll swing this in the same fashion and class that she handled the 'Ladies' forum at DDLR.

She's so many steps beyond a 'Kristy' that it's not even funny.

Shoes is just total class (mixed in with some serious sexy).

[Hardrock69]

Cheating my way through Hoyle Casino in order to make quick $2,000,000 fake dollars. :bigwink:


:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

Nah1 Shoes is a close personal friend!
She'll swing this in the same fashion and class that she handled the 'Ladies' forum at DDLR.

She's so many steps beyond a 'Kristy' that it's not even funny.

Shoes is just total class (mixed in with some serious sexy).


All of that for true.

Whatever Shoes wants to do, she is more than able to make up her own mind. It was nice of her to mention it, but she DID say she was "wasting her time". She knows what she is doing, lol.

[envy_me]

Nah1 Shoes is a close personal friend!
She'll swing this in the same fashion and class that she handled the 'Ladies' forum at DDLR.

She's so many steps beyond a 'Kristy' that it's not even funny.

Shoes is just total class (mixed in with some serious sexy).


She's MINE!!!!

[Hardrock69]

:hee:

Can I shoot the video?

[envy_me]

:hee:

Can I shoot the video?


If it's okay with her, then of course.

[Sensible Shoes]

Now that I am TOTALLY embarrassed.....

[Nitro Express]

Reading PGM charts.

[Coyote]

Worrying about some jealous assholes opinion...

[Hardrock69]

Waiting for the go-ahead from Shoes.


We just then gotta arrange airfare and hotel in a central location (NYC? London?) so I can shoot this.

What shall we call it? Roth Army Girls In Heat? :hee:

[Sensible Shoes]

Um, I love you Envy, but girls just aren't my thing.

[envy_me]

Um, I love you Envy, but girls just aren't my thing.

That's just cause you haven't met me yet ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

READING PAGE THREE :biggrin:

[envy_me]

READING PAGE THREE :biggrin:

...and loving every minute of it ;)

[ZahZoo]

Dealing with insurance adjusters and body shops from a fender bender... geez talk about bureaucratic bullshit...

[Hardrock69]

Damn.

Oh well. I guess I can just use my imagination to create video in my head of Envy and Shoes. :hee:

[VAiN]

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Steel Fuckin' Panther! They killed it!!