Happy Birthday Big Troubles

[rustoffa]

On a Friday too? Bottoms up bro!!! :gulp:

[ALinChainz]

1. First, fire up "Unchained" on the stereo, as loud as it takes.
2. Pound that first cold one before ths song is over.
3. By then, that first one is twisted, fire that up.


Happy birthday BT, repeat steps as many times as you can and still function (substituting a different classic VH song each time), and when you can't, get your lady to help.

Have a good one.

[Full Bug]

Happy Birthday to a fellow canadian bro, have a great one......
:birthday: :rockit: :birthday:

[lms]

Happy Birthday Big Troubles. Is this the occasion you were wanting to have your backyard bash for? That would have been an awesome present to self!

[Angel]

Happy Birthday you Big Canuck!

Have a great one!!!

[thefive]

Happy Birthday to my bud Big Troubles.
Have a wonderful day bro.

take care
thefive

[Big Troubles]

Thanks guys! I appreciate all the H B's! Yeah, this was suppose to be the "Dave backyard Bash" I was planning a ways back. But $10 grand turned into $30 or 40 pretty quick. Either way, I took most of the day off and Im starting my Coors-fest early! It's funny how we all celebrate the first time we've ever exited a vagina eh? Hmmm... Since birth Ive spent the last 33 years trying to get back in one! :D Love ya's all! Again thanks! (a really good gift would be a pic of Fab Shadow's tits... no?)

[Jano]

JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE BIG T.... don't get too much on troubles!

[Full Bug]

You drink Coors? Damm BT, we need to hook up, Coors is the next best thing to Kool-Aid, we need to get you into some real beer......;) :D
Coors, might as well drink piss......Same thing.....

[MAX]

Happy Birthday BT.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by MAX
Happy Birthday BT.

Thank you Max! Im drinking a beer right now toasting to you! ;)

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Full Bug
You drink Coors? Damm BT, we need to hook up, Coors is the next best thing to Kool-Aid, we need to get you into some real beer......;) :D
Coors, might as well drink piss......Same thing.....

Well, Im getting older ya know. I think Coors is the strongest i can go. But maybe, well, will a Heineken do? :D

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Jano
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE BIG T.... don't get too much on troubles!

Always....I follow Troubles around....it don't follow me no more. :D

[flappo]

is tha cancer / leo ?

same diff

[Mezro]

Space command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to Big Troubles!

Hey, Big Troubles!
It's your birthday!
I'm in charge of the stars
And I'm here to say,
'cause Big Troubles,
You're the BIG STAR today!

My name is Zoom
And I live on the moon
But I came down to earth
Just to sing you this tune
Hey, Big Troubles,
It's your birthday today!

A present for you
I wanted to find
An outerspace creature
A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed pickleshay
For your birthday

Did you ask:
"uh, what's a kukelchoo?"
Well, up on the moon it's nothing new
But that won't do for you,
On your birthday!

I searched behind the clouds and stars
I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man
And he said:
Hey Zoom, you're in need of something new
So how about a song, just from YOU?

And so tonight when you're in bed
I'll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing, Big Troubles! Happy Birthday
Singing, Big Troubles! Happy Birthday
Singing, Big Troubles! Happy Birthday

To you!

Happy Birthday, Big Troubles!
See you next year!

Mezro...honky B Day funker-rama

[Big Troubles]

Right fuckin' On! LOL I love it! :D

"A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed pickleshay
For your birthday"

:D Thanks man! You made my day!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by flappo
is tha cancer / leo ?

same diff

Cancer is a crab.

Leo is a Lion.

I am a crab. Not to say I have crabs, just that I am one. ;) Alright, I cling to pubic hair and lay eggs and make people's crotch itch!

Who-Hoo! C'mere crotch, me got's some work to do!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Right fuckin' On! LOL I love it! :D

"A one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,
An apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed pickleshay
For your birthday"

:D Thanks man! You made my day!

Not taking credit for that; it is this funky birthday song that was played for me when I was a kid.

For more info: http://www.captainzoom.com/

Knew you would vibe to it. Happy birthday again bro.

Mezro...a gemini that really rocks the twins

[pete]

AAaaaawwwwww Shucks!

ya know.
:gulp:

[Dan]

Happy Birthday BT,having a few beers for you right now.Have a good one or two.

[seenbad]

Happy birthday you sappy faggot. Hope you get some new panties to match the tutu you always prance around with in here ya damn fairy.

Yur bud, spermbath. :)

[Mr GrumpyAss]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! to my best buddy BT. I'll be over in a few, with a fresh case of Coors :D


CHEERS BUDDY

[Sweet Irony]

:birthday: to Beeeee Teeeee

:birthday: to Beeeee Teeeee

:birthday: to my buddy Bee Teeee

from your frienddddd SI


xoxoxo


:guitar: Rock on BT, you cool one, you....;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Happy Birthday you hunka hunka burning love!

[Panamark]

Happy B'day 2 U BT !

[Big Troubles]

Wow, lots of love. Im feeling it strong in this thread. Thanks guys and gals I appreciate it!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by seenbad
Happy birthday you sappy faggot. Hope you get some new panties to match the tutu you always prance around with in here ya damn fairy.

Yur bud, spermbath. :)

Been a long time man, I thought maybe you set sail with the rest of the U.S.S Queers. :D Thanks for the birthday greeting and I hope to see you around here more often, you are fun to trade jabs with. I miss that.

[MAX]

Well BT? How was the bash? Please tell me you're hungover today?!?!?!

[Big Troubles]

A bit of a hangover. About 8 beers, half gram of pot and a few shooters. My headache went away when I opened my first beer today at noon! :D It's Happy Birthday everyday!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
It's Happy Birthday everyday!


Amen my friend and spoken in true Roth and Roll fashion!!! :gulp:

[SweetSecrets]

Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I took most of the day off and Im starting my Coors-fest early!

Coors??

Geezus fucking petey your Canadian. Why the fuck would you drink shit like that??

Seriously.... I paid a visit to Coors headquarters in Golden Colorado 2 years ago and you wouldn't believe the Godawful fucking stench that comes out of that place.... sheesh. I live a mile away from a brewery that used to make some crappy beer, but it never smelled bad like that. I really think that Republican bastard Pete Coors was sacrificing children to Moloch and putting them in his shitty beer or something, cause it smelled like something died in there....

Here's some REAL beer for your goddamned Hoser birthday celebratiion...

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/BrewPub/OnTap/781.jpg
Obsidian Stout gets is inspiration from one of the world's largest obsidian flows at Newberry Volcano--just a few miles south of the brewery. "The Big Obsidian Flow," as they call it, covers more than 700 acres with shiny black obsidian.

220 calories per 12 oz serving.

Original Gravity: 1.065
Alcohol Content: 6.4%

Ratings, Awards & Notables

Bronze Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2003 Great American Beer Festival

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2003 North American Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Individual Category Awards
2003 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Silver Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2002 World Beer Cup

Bronze Medal, Individual Category Awards
2002 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Gold Medal, Bottled Stouts
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Best of Bottles
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Stout Category
2001 West Coast Brew Fest

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2000 California Brewer's Festival, 2000 California Brewer's Festival

Silver Medal, Foreign Style Stout
2000 World Beer Cup

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 NABA Competition

Silver Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 Great American Beer Festival

Best of Fest, Bottle-Conditioned Beers
1998 Real Ale Festival

Life's too goddamn short to drink shitty beer!

Happy Birthday motherfucker!!:birthday:

[SweetSecrets]

Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

[pete]

How many times
Have you said to yerself......HEY!!!

Happy B'day!!!!

much love.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by FORD
Coors??

Geezus fucking petey your Canadian. Why the fuck would you drink shit like that??

Seriously.... I paid a visit to Coors headquarters in Golden Colorado 2 years ago and you wouldn't believe the Godawful fucking stench that comes out of that place.... sheesh. I live a mile away from a brewery that used to make some crappy beer, but it never smelled bad like that. I really think that Republican bastard Pete Coors was sacrificing children to Moloch and putting them in his shitty beer or something, cause it smelled like something died in there....

Here's some REAL beer for your goddamned Hoser birthday celebratiion...

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/BrewPub/OnTap/781.jpg
Obsidian Stout gets is inspiration from one of the world's largest obsidian flows at Newberry Volcano--just a few miles south of the brewery. "The Big Obsidian Flow," as they call it, covers more than 700 acres with shiny black obsidian.

220 calories per 12 oz serving.

Original Gravity: 1.065
Alcohol Content: 6.4%

Ratings, Awards & Notables

Bronze Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2003 Great American Beer Festival

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2003 North American Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Individual Category Awards
2003 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Silver Medal, Foreign-Style Stout
2002 World Beer Cup

Bronze Medal, Individual Category Awards
2002 Real Ale Festival, American Stouts

Gold Medal, Bottled Stouts
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Best of Bottles
2001 Real Ale Festival, Bottle-conditioned Beer Awards

Silver Medal, Stout Category
2001 West Coast Brew Fest

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout Category
2000 California Brewer's Festival, 2000 California Brewer's Festival

Silver Medal, Foreign Style Stout
2000 World Beer Cup

Gold Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 NABA Competition

Silver Medal, Foreign Stout
1999 Great American Beer Festival

Best of Fest, Bottle-Conditioned Beers
1998 Real Ale Festival

Life's too goddamn short to drink shitty beer!

Happy Birthday motherfucker!!:birthday:

Cool I will try it Ford, thanks!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by SweetPoundcake
Happy birthday person I don't know. Mine was June 24th! I'm 22!

Thank you person I don't know. Happy Birthday to you too! (belated, but still Happy)

[moose]

Hopefully next year when your celebrating your Birthday, instead of driinking Coors lite @ home you'll be somewhere in North America smoking a BIG FATTY listening to Eddie shred his guitar and the Diamond One belting out UNCHAINED. Now that my freinds is the best fucking birthday present any of us can have. I hope you wished for that when you blew out the candles.
Happy Birthday BT!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by moose
Hopefully next year when your celebrating your Birthday, instead of driinking Coors lite @ home you'll be somewhere in North America smoking a BIG FATTY listening to Eddie shred his guitar and the Diamond One belting out UNCHAINED. Now that my freinds is the best fucking birthday present any of us can have. I hope you wished for that when you blew out the candles.
Happy Birthday BT!

Thank you. Actually I wish for that every single year. ;)