Vandeleurs dyke burst story and tallest people in Europe

[envy_me]

Okay, now we don't have to ruin that thread.

[vandeleur]

I was gonna tell the wank booth story lol

[envy_me]

never said that ;)

Okay, so basicly you get 2 for 50 :D

[vandeleur]

Oh you are aware what a wank booth is ?

[envy_me]

I was gonna tell the wank booth story lol

Sorry :D Lol, go ahead :D

[envy_me]

Oh you are aware what a wank booth is ?

I think so, lol. Booths at porn places where a guy can masturbate while watching a movie or a show?

Of all things I actually DO know :D

[envy_me]

So, I make a thread so we don't have to ruin the other one, and I get no dyke story... Gee, thanks guys...

[vandeleur]

Yip that's it so ...
First time I was in the dam was a stag do from work about 20 guys of various drinking and chemical experience .
So were playing killer on the pool table , every body puts a bit of money in and the winner gets it all and goes across the road for a bj or a wank . Killer is a game of luck so various people were winning .

As is the want In the dam we were drinking snake bite with various mixtures added to it .at one point it had chopped mushrooms in it , so even the prim and proper grown ups are off their tits .
So one of the grown up wins the game , he says he isn't gonna get a bj but will go back to the wank booths round the corner .
Off he goes , an amount of time later he isn't back so we send some people to find him . We find him in his hotel packing his bags with shame .

Basically he goes in to this tiny little one man booth drops his pants and waits for the curtains to go back and the show to start .
The curtains go back and there is an old dear at a counter , he had walked into one of the tiny bureau de change and started having a wank lol

Hence lots of comments at work of hey pet you not got anything smaller etc

[envy_me]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yip that's it so ...
First time I was in the dam was a stag do from work about 20 guys of various drinking and chemical experience .
So were playing killer on the pool table , every body puts a bit of money in and the winner gets it all and goes across the road for a bj or a wank . Killer is a game of luck so various people were winning .

As is the want In the dam we were drinking snake bite with various mixtures added to it .at one point it had chopped mushrooms in it , so even the prim and proper grown ups are off their tits .
So one of the grown up wins the game , he says he isn't gonna get a bj but will go back to the wank booths round the corner .
Off he goes , an amount of time later he isn't back so we send some people to find him . We find him in his hotel packing his bags with shame .

Basically he goes in to this tiny little one man booth drops his pants and waits for the curtains to go back and the show to start .
The curtains go back and there is an old dear at a counter , he had walked into one of the tiny bureau de change and started having a wank lol

Hence lots of comments at work of hey pet you not got anything smaller etc

awesome

[vandeleur]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

Yeah .... Other people's money even better .. He was a bit out of his depth in Amsterdam .

[FORD]

LMAO!!! Wait, so he had money for a hooker but chose to wank instead??

Well, I guess that would depend on the hookers.....

There's absolutely zero chance of getting a disease from yourself, so it comes down to a risk-benefit analysis.

Now on the other hand (pardon the pun) if the working girls are clean, and you got the cash, then why the Hell not?

[envy_me]

Well, I guess that would depend on the hookers.....

There's absolutely zero chance of getting a disease from yourself, so it comes down to a risk-benefit analysis.

Now on the other hand (pardon the pun) if the working girls are clean, and you got the cash, then why the Hell not?


I am actually pro-prostitution, unlike many other feminists. If all involved parties are there by choice.

He could just go home and get into a closet and jerk off there for free....

[vandeleur]

When were there we met one of the lads relatives who lived there ,took us to all the decent boozers and stuff .
These girls don't have pimps it's all government controlled .
Some of these girls are like super models and you think why are you doing this instead of being in the movies .
Then you sit in a bar and watch 5 blokes an hour go in and you realise they make a fortune .
The guy was saying they make great money if you have the looks and retire to a. nice middle class lives after a couple of years .

[envy_me]

When were there we met one of the lads relatives who lived there ,took us to all the decent boozers and stuff .
These girls don't have pimps it's all government controlled .
Some of these girls are like super models and you think why are you doing this instead of being in the movies .
Then you sit in a bar and watch 5 blokes an hour go in and you realise they make a fortune .
The guy was saying they make great money if you have the looks and retire to a. nice middle class lives after a couple of years .

But still, even if the money is good, how can you touch a stranger you aren't attracted to? I don't even think I could be a chiropractor cause I can rub myself all over people I am attracted to, but I can't touch people I am not attratced to.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

my amsterdam red light experience.

flew from phx to detroit. detroit to schiphol. all day walkin' amersterdam, then picked a favorite window dressing, started to disrobe and didn't get one shoe all the way off and the stench was frightening. after 24 hrs or more with them same socks and shoes on, it wasn't nice. so we continued with my jeans around my ankles. sorry, danno, twas not a pants off moment after all ;)

[envy_me]

my amsterdam red light experience.

flew from phx to detroit. detroit to schiphol. all day walkin' amersterdam, then picked a favorite window dressing, started to disrobe and didn't get one shoe all the way off and the stench was frightening. after 24 hrs or more with them same socks and shoes on, it wasn't nice. so we continued with my jeans around my ankles. sorry, danno, twas not a pants off moment after all ;)


You are leaving out the most interesting details.

How much did it cost? Was it worth the money? What was she like? Was there any attraction? Did she get an orgasm? Or did she just lay there indifferently? Or is she as a worker expected to fake it to make the customer happy? So many questions...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You are leaving out the most interesting details.

How much did it cost? Was it worth the money? What was she like? Was there any attraction? Did she get an orgasm? Or did she just lay there indifferently? Or is she as a worker expected to fake it to make the customer happy? So many questions...

it was 100 kroners? rubles? no, i think kroners. :) $50 usd for 15 min "suck and fuck". it was totally worth it. i remember she had boobs and a vagina. doubt she gooed. she climbed on top for the pokin' part.

[vandeleur]

it was 100 kroners? rubles? no, i think kroners. :) $50 usd for 15 min "suck and fuck". it was totally worth it. i remember she had boobs and a vagina. doubt she gooed. she climbed on top for the pokin' part.

You romantic bastard :biggrin:

[envy_me]

I watched this terrible TV show about a prostitute resort somewhere in south america (i think) where men came for a period of time and hired a girl at the hotel and were with her for as long as they stayed. Or switched to another...

It was terrible. These girls were so poor and had to do really gross things. Like one girl went to the owner of the "hotel" to complain that her customer wa full of warts on his penis. GOD, poor woman... I am against that kind of prostitution, cause i feel there is more desperation there.

[TFM_Dale]

I watched this terrible TV show about a prostitute resort somewhere in south america (i think) where men came for a period of time and hired a girl at the hotel and were with her for as long as they stayed. Or switched to another...

It was terrible. These girls were so poor and had to do really gross things. Like one girl went to the owner of the "hotel" to complain that her customer wa full of warts on his penis. GOD, poor woman... I am against that kind of prostitution, cause i feel there is more desperation there.

Even lumpy needs love!

[envy_me]

Even lumpy needs love!

:lmao: I am sure that there is a lumpette somewhere out there for him :D

[BITEYOASS]

Dyke burst? That's either in reference to a major squirting orgasm or a fisting accident involving two dutch lesbians.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Dyke burst? That's either in reference to a major squirting orgasm or a fisting accident involving two dutch lesbians.

we would prefer visual references...

[vandeleur]

Ok . The burst dyke in question was a lady at one of the Amsterdam shows who had her friend play with her until she ..... Hosed down the front row or at least a member of said row.
I've seen them ejeculate but not operate as a fire hydrant before .

Hey I got a free drink when I went in , got bless Amsterdam :D

[envy_me]

Ok . The burst dyke in question was a lady at one of the Amsterdam shows who had her friend play with her until she ..... Hosed down the front row or at least a member of said row.
I've seen them ejeculate but not operate as a fire hydrant before .

Hey I got a free drink when I went in , got bless Amsterdam :D


Eeew, that's gross. Bring an umbrella.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I guess that would depend on the hookers.....

There's absolutely zero chance of getting a disease from yourself, so it comes down to a risk-benefit analysis.
...

I dunno. I'm pretty dirty...

[Hardrock69]

I am the tallest people in Europe.

[envy_me]

I am the tallest people in Europe.

How tall are you in Europe? :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i think he's an inch or two taller than me

[Hardrock69]

6'-7"

Wherever I go.

Unless I am horizontal.

Then I am what I am.

:D

[envy_me]

Six feet and seven inches? Thats over 2 meters :ohmy: