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Anonymous
05-06-2013, 04:19 PM
It is now my 8,703 post.

I thought I would commemorate this achievement with a nice bottle of wine.

I would like to thank myself for doing around a 1,000 posts a year. I shall now kill myself.

I would also like to thank my whole family, my friends & of course, god... that miserable old cunt who always gave me very nearly what I want, but not quite.

Always a hair's breadth short of happiness, eh? What have I ever done to you? I HATE YOU!

I would like to thank my fans, for egging me on through this pathetic endeavour... my friends, for whatever.

And finally, Opera's dictionary, for pointing out the many, many mistakes committed during the writing of this post.

Oh, and the wine & the beers & the whisky to come.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I have now achieved what I proposed myself to achieve & it only took me nearly a decade.

See? I'm better'n you.

Cheers! :beers:

Sarge
05-08-2013, 02:10 AM
congrats! Got any wine left?

Breasts,

Anonymous
05-08-2013, 03:09 PM
Ha! Still a few couple of dozens.

Made a few posts since then, so they've been goin' down...

Glad to see you havin' some spare time to post, Sarge. I hope you'll have some more free time on your hands to mingle with this rabble. They're not that bad really, once you get used to the smell.

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
05-08-2013, 03:18 PM
Ya know people, since every post of mine is an event, maybe I should start a thread for every post I make.

No wait, that would be slightly redundant.

I think it would be in everyone's best interest if there was a widget in the front page that updates itself every time I post.

Simple things, really... like "Imapus Sylicker reached 8,753 posts. There was much rejoice." & "Imapus Sylicker posted for the third time today for the grand total of 8,875 posts. World Peace assured." or maybe a simple "Imapus Sylicker will make his 9,000th post tonight. World leaders sit in anticipation of True Enlightenment!"

Go on, get to work on it. But don't overdo it, ok? I don't think of myself too highly & don't like too much attention on me as I'm just a modest, simple guy.

Simple, not simpleton. There's a difference.

Cheers! :beers:

Sarge
05-08-2013, 03:26 PM
just a humble genius!

Breasts,

Angel
05-09-2013, 12:56 PM
just a humble genius!

Breasts,

Oh God...he's such a cunt...;)

PETE'S BROTHER
05-09-2013, 03:14 PM
It is now my 8,703 post.



See? I'm better'n you.

Cheers! :beers:

wanna race to 10k?

Anonymous
05-10-2013, 08:46 PM
Oh God...he's such a cunt...;)

I always get a weird hard on when you call me that, I dunno.

But THANKS!

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
05-10-2013, 08:48 PM
wanna race to 10k?

What's the prize?

Does the winner get free clapping lessons?

Shall we make a bet? What?

Cheers! :beers:

PETE'S BROTHER
05-10-2013, 09:36 PM
hmmmmmm

Anonymous
05-10-2013, 09:54 PM
What? What?

Cheers! :beers:

PETE'S BROTHER
05-10-2013, 09:58 PM
loser pays for the other guy's airfare to go see dan in n.z.

Hardrock69
05-11-2013, 10:31 PM
Hey if you kill yourself, will you get 72 virgins in heaven?:bigwink:

Satan
05-11-2013, 10:48 PM
Hey if you kill yourself, will you get 72 virgins in heaven?:bigwink:

No, but you will get 666 succubi sluts in Hell! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

Sensible Shoes
05-11-2013, 10:50 PM
I"ll see you sluts in hell!

Anonymous
05-12-2013, 10:32 AM
No, but you will get 666 succubi sluts in Hell! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

More & already taught?

Throw in unlimited beer & you got a deal.

Fuck me, if I'm going to teach 72 women how to fuck.

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
05-12-2013, 10:33 AM
I"ll see you sluts in hell!

Will you be one of my succubuses?

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
05-12-2013, 10:34 AM
loser pays for the other guy's airfare to go see dan in n.z.

And his flock of friendly sheep?

You got a bet.

Cheers! :beers: