The Imapus Sylicker & Angel Marriage Thread.

[Anonymous]

Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

"But wait", I hear you say "Aren't you both gay?"

Yes & that's how we know it'll work. I don't give a shit who she sleeps with & neither does Angel. Who I sleep with, I mean. She does give a shit who SHE sleeps with.

We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

Thank you very much,

Goodbye.

Cheers! :beers:

[Angel]

Friends, Romans, people with other names, it is with great, nay, the GREATEST of pleasures that I announce the we (meaning me) & Angel (meaning Angel) have decided to tie the knot.

After all, the rope kept coming loose & our backyard tent salon kept falling.

After that momentous occasion, we'll get married.

We will then have a sumptuous feast & will serve boiled shrimp, suckling pig & a wide variety of cheeses, including the ever popular cheese DIP.

Most of you won't be invited, mostly because I'm a bastard & don't like you very much.

Those who ARE invited, will be provided with luxurious transportation to the super secret location & will enjoy the best damn party of your fuckin' lives!

Just so you know, one of the attractions will be a sparkling wine fountain. And a beer fountain for Angel.

You will be receiving your invitations in 5-10 business days.

Thank you very much,

Goodbye.

Cheers! :beers:

No, no, no. I want a kush fountain. No beer!

[Anonymous]

We're not even married yet & you're already picking on every little thing I do?

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Fine, kush fountain it is.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

have it at dan's place. that way we can pay for angel's airfare as a gift

[Coyote]

Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is this a new season of "The Quest for Reconciliation"?

bonus episode

[jhale667]

Sesh will be crushed... :(

[Coyote]

bonus episode

Can't be. It wasn't in the contract.
Fuckin' Showtime, I knew this should've been on HBO...

Somebody get my lawyer a shot... In the nuts...

[Anonymous]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers! :beers:

how would they know, it hasn't been 5 bus. days yet?

[jhale667]

Only ONE person in this thread is invited, so far.

Well, I suppose Angel will have to be there as well, so make that two, I guess.

Cheers! :beers:


You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!

[Angel]

You guys should do it by Skype. Think of the savings on travel expenses!

I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.

[jhale667]

I'm about to get a free trip and you're killing it for me? Thx a bunch asshole!

You could still just ask for the money instead, hello? :biggrin:

[jhale667]

good idea hale, i'll pay for the Skype expenses.

Hey, I'm here to help. :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we'll all need fake accounts and masks, could you imagine...?

[Nickdfresh]

I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...

[Dr. Love]

I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...

competition!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

competition!

you and angel?

[Dr. Love]

no thanks, I'm not into canadians

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no thanks, I'm not into canadians

lulz.

[FORD]

I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...

Well, considering all the tranny pics that Ima posted a while back, they can share a "girl" who's half & half. :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we may have to stop using "tranny" now too

[FORD]

no thanks, I'm not into canadians

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/78/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg

Not even this Canadian?

[Dr. Love]

Depends... how polite is she

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Depends... how polite is she

anti question mark czar!!!!






















































svp, "czar"?

[Dr. Love]

I've been playin' it loose with punctuation today, its just how I roll now

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin: :headlights:


salts

[Angel]

I'm pretty sure that Angel likes penises too. That might complicate things...

Nope. Not into anything these days. I really don't care if I never have sex again.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Nope. Not into anything these days. I really don't care if I never have sex again.

you should REALLY share that with ima first.



































oh yeah, nevermind

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you should REALLY share that with ima first.



































oh yeah, nevermind

sorry, "idid"




















i'll stop now

[Anonymous]

Well, considering all the tranny pics that Ima posted a while back, they can share a "girl" who's half & half. :biggrin:

You've had worse than those genetically modified people.

ADMIT IT!!!

And PB is right, "tranny" is a pejorative word, a slur if you will.

It is out of bounds.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Nick will explode if he doesn't insult me for being gay soon.

He's just enjoying it too much.

Aren't you, Nicky dear?

Cheers! :beers:

[Angel]

Nick will explode if he doesn't insult me for being gay soon.

He's just enjoying it too much.

Aren't you, Nicky dear?

Cheers! :beers:

Didn't I tell you? He's my wedding gift for you. Have fun!

[Anonymous]

Didn't I tell you? He's my wedding gift for you. Have fun!

As a token of thanks, I took the liberty of replacing your kush with cyanide. Have fun.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

this ain't gonna last :nono:

[Angel]

this ain't gonna last :nono:

Yes it will. It's a relationshio built on trust and honesty!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yes it will. It's a relationshio built on trust and honesty!

on the internet, thousands of mile apart :thumb:

does sound good

[Angel]

on the internet, thousands of mile apart :thumb:

does sound good

Lmao....you don't know anything about him or our relationship!!! ;)

[Anonymous]

Yeah, so back off PB!!!

Angel is MINE. If you're jealous, start a site.

Cheers! :beers:

[Dan]

I Touch Myself.:D

[Dan]

I Would Kill Many Sheep For Your Wedding.Sheep-Skin G-Strings For Both Of You Guys.:love0021:

[Sensible Shoes]

How did I miss this one?

[TFM_Dale]

How did I miss this one?

Luck?

[Angel]

How did I miss this one?

I'm guessing you missed the nasty divorce too...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

that fucker owes me airfare