What Ever Happened To...

[Von Halen]

This is a thread dedicated to Roth Army members that seem to have disappeared over the years, for one reason or another.

I'd like to know what ever happened to Irishpunk. Anybody know?

[envy_me]

I really, REALLY miss hambon4lif.

I hope he'll be back soon.

[Dave's Bitch]

I wonder what happened to DLR7884.That guy used to kick my ass daily.I would love to talk to him again some time

[Full Bug]

I sometimes wonder about Susie Q, we talked quite a bit through PM's back in the day, hope she is alright....
And where is Hitch?

[LoungeMachine]

I sometimes wonder about Susie Q, we talked quite a bit through PM's back in the day, hope she is alright....


She's on my FB. She's doing well.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

I really, REALLY miss hambon4lif.

I hope he'll be back soon.

Time off for good behavior..... he should be out soon. ;)

[jhale667]

Agree on both. Cool peeps. :baaa:

[LoungeMachine]

A lot of "missing posters" aren't really even missing, as they're friends on FB and you keep up through their news feeds.

:gulp:

Can't imagine why they don't post here anymore. Not like we have crazies who stalk you in the real world or anything.

[envy_me]

Time off for good behavior..... he should be out soon. ;)


God, he's fantastic. Every one of his posts made me laugh out loud :lmao:

[jhale667]

A lot of "missing posters" aren't really even missing, as they're friends on FB and you keep up through their news feeds.

:gulp:

Can't imagine why they don't post here anymore. Not like we have crazies who stalk you in the real world or anything.



Yep, have heard "At least we have FB" from more than one "missing" poster.

[Von Halen]

Susie Q! What about that fuck nut she married? Den?


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[LoungeMachine]

Susie Q! What about that fuck nut she married? Den?


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He's long gone. She's happy now ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Yep, have heard "At least we have FB" from more than one "missing" poster.

I love when you get a friend request, and the message is: Hey Lounge, it's ME______ fill in the blank :)

[envy_me]

I love when you get a friend request, and the message is: Hey Lounge, it's ME______ fill in the blank :)

Or when people save your phone number on the phone as "Lounge" :biggrin:

[jhale667]

I love when you get a friend request, and the message is: Hey Lounge, it's ME______ fill in the blank :)


Especially when they're actually cool, and they don't turn out to be a back-stabbing scumbag... :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Especially when they're actually cool, and they don't turn out to be a back-stabbing scumbag... :D

:biggrin:

[cadaverdog]

Especially when they're actually cool, and they don't turn out to be a back-stabbing scumbag... :D
How true. We've been friends on Facebook for years and we never talk about what goes on here. You never make smart ass comments about things I post on your wall.

[cadaverdog]

Or when people save your phone number on the phone as "Lounge" :biggrin:
You call yourself Lounge outside of here? Or did you forget who you were posting as?

[envy_me]

You call yourself Lounge outside of here? Or did you forget who you were posting as?

No, I saved him on my phone as Lounge... :D

[cadaverdog]

No, I saved him on my phone as Lounge... :D
I would probably use another name for his contact information. I'm sure you can guess a few choice ones I might use.

[cadaverdog]

I would probably use another name for his contact information. I'm sure you can guess a few choice ones I might use.
Just kidding. I call 360-555-1212 and ask for the biggest dickhead in the Seattle/ Tacoma area.

[Full Bug]

He's long gone. She's happy now ;)
Please ask her to PM me here, wouldn't mind getting her facebook username....

[envy_me]

Just kidding. I call 360-555-1212 and ask for the biggest dickhead in the Seattle/ Tacoma area.

Whos number is that?

[cadaverdog]

Whos number is that?
Call and find out.

[cadaverdog]

Please ask her to PM me here, wouldn't mind getting her facebook username....
I PMed her here a while back and she responded. But it's been a while. I seem to remember her brother was a cool cat. I think he went by FarginBastage.

[envy_me]

Call and find out.

Lol, I'm not gonna call an unknown number :)

[Igosplut]

I really, REALLY miss hambon4lif.

I hope he'll be back soon.

Hamhocks been here recently...

[envy_me]

Hamhocks been here recently...

Define recently? It was weeks ago since I last saw him...

[Igosplut]

OK I just looked at a PM and it was in April. Sue me....

[envy_me]

OK I just looked at a PM and it was in April. Sue me....

What's your address :D

[big fatty]

BLIND LEMON LOONS THE GREAT ???????

Now that cat had style, and one of the coolest signatures ever.

[LoungeMachine]

Please ask her to PM me here, wouldn't mind getting her facebook username....

No problem man.

:gulp:

[Igosplut]

What's your address :D

My address is Cape Cod Fucking MA.

Not many people here would narrow it down that closely. Although nobobys shown up yet....

[LoungeMachine]

Just kidding. I call 360-555-1212 and ask for the biggest dickhead in the Seattle/ Tacoma area.

Grow up.

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Grow up.

:gulp:

I still hope he can

[envy_me]

My address is Cape Cod Fucking MA.

Not many people here would narrow it down that closely. Although nobobys shown up yet....

Mailman can probably find you if I write Igosplut...

[jhale667]

How true. We've been friends on Facebook for years and we never talk about what goes on here. You never make smart ass comments about things I post on your wall.

No, but don't call you a liar or anything...

[Sensible Shoes]

My address is Cape Cod Fucking MA.

Not many people here would narrow it down that closely. Although nobobys shown up yet....

I just might someday.

[Sensible Shoes]

Lol, I'm not gonna call an unknown number :)

It's the number for information Envy. Whenever they put a number in a TV show it begins with 555 - cause the call will go nowhere.

[FORD]

Just kidding. I call 360-555-1212 and ask for the biggest dickhead in the Seattle/ Tacoma area.

Which is funny, since that's not the area code for Seattle or Tacoma.

[FORD]

Whos number is that?

It's the number of the "Hot Sox" phone sex line he used to operate when he lived in Oak Harbor. :sockfucker:

[DONNIEP]

It's the number for information Envy. Whenever they put a number in a TV show it begins with 555 - cause the call will go nowhere.

Delete this post! Quickly!

[Dan]

TheFive,DaveISKing,Ally_Kat,Bill Lumbergh,Big Troubles,diamondsgirl,cherry,fifth element,franksters,

[FORD]

Cherry? Did she ever post at this board?

Oh Cherry oh Cherry oh baby...... whatever happened to you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzrWGWsYNv0

[Dan]

Ask Cato about Cherry.:D

[FORD]

Must be a different Cherry than the one I remember from the FORD Country days..... :(

[Angel]

I love when you get a friend request, and the message is: Hey Lounge, it's ME______ fill in the blank :)

And those friends who you know are from here, but you can't remember who they are here. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

And those friends who you know are from here, but you can't remember who they are here. ;)

No, I respect their PRIVACY....

Unlike others here.

:gulp:

[cadaverdog]

Grow up.

:gulp:
Will do, Bro.:gulp:

[cadaverdog]

No, but don't call you a liar or anything...
OK, I won't. :rolleye0018:

[cadaverdog]

No, I respect their PRIVACY....

Unlike others here.

:gulp:
:deadhorse:

[cadaverdog]

It's the number of the "Hot Sox" phone sex line he used to operate when he lived in Oak Harbor. :sockfucker:
You recognized it right away. You should. You were my biggest customer. You even called yourself Satan like you do here. :handjob:

[Von Halen]

No, I respect their PRIVACY....



Do you have a Facebook page? If you do, and I have no idea whether you do or not, how the fuck can you preach "PRIVACY"?

[Angel]

No, I respect their PRIVACY....

Unlike others here.

:gulp:

What does one have to do with the other? I'm talking about having fb friends that I know are from here, but I can't remember who they are here.

And I have the utmost respect for privacy. Stop painting me with that brush...

[Von Halen]

I only refer to people by their screen names. I can't, or don't want to, remember people's real names. No matter how well I "know" them, I just prefer to know them as their user name. I could meet any one of you, and I wouldn't give a fuck if you told me your real name or not, because I won't remember it, nor will I refer to you as your real name.

I've always preferred to use nicknames for people anyway. My Son is 14, has known him since he was born, and still thinks my friends real name is "Curtlingus"!

[Cato]

what happened to fourthcoming?

[VetteLS5]

Wooda. He always had good behind the scenes stories from the LA scene.

Catfish.

[Angel]

I only refer to people by their screen names. I can't, or don't want to, remember people's real names. No matter how well I "know" them, I just prefer to know them as their user name. I could meet any one of you, and I wouldn't give a fuck if you told me your real name or not, because I won't remember it, nor will I refer to you as your real name.


You will too use my real name. ;) But I hear ya. I think I tend to do the same thing which is why I don't remember...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

jagermeister... ;)

[Angel]

Wooda. He always had good behind the scenes stories from the LA scene.

Catfish.

Catfish will pop his head in now and then...haven't seen Wooda in years! What about SoCalChelle?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

sparkied

[twonabomber]

I only refer to people by their screen names. I can't, or don't want to, remember people's real names. No matter how well I "know" them, I just prefer to know them as their user name. I could meet any one of you, and I wouldn't give a fuck if you told me your real name or not, because I won't remember it, nor will I refer to you as your real name.

I've always preferred to use nicknames for people anyway. My Son is 14, has known him since he was born, and still thinks my friends real name is "Curtlingus"!

I can cuntfirm this. When Von calls, he will either yell "Twona!" into the phone (if I pick up) or that's the first thing he says if the call goes to voicemail.

And speaking of Curtlingus, how is he doing?

I wonder if Lactation joined another Rush tribute band.

[DLR Bridge]

what happened to fourthcoming?

That's a good question. He didn't just stop posting here, his existence has disappeared. Hope he comes back some day. We were buds.

[katina]

That's a good question. He didn't just stop posting here, his existence has disappeared. Hope he comes back some day. We were buds.

I hope he is OK.

[DLR Bridge]

I only refer to people by their screen names. I can't, or don't want to, remember people's real names. No matter how well I "know" them, I just prefer to know them as their user name. I could meet any one of you, and I wouldn't give a fuck if you told me your real name or not, because I won't remember it, nor will I refer to you as your real name.

I'll bet in this case you might. I went to see a Roth Army soldier play with his band last year. Let me tell ya, I was not looking forward to saying, "are you DLR's Cock?" I think I just said hey, DLR. Use of his real name worked out a little better for obvious reasons.

[Von Halen]

I'll bet in this case you might.

Nope. He chose to be referred to as another man's cock. He will have to live with his questionable decision.

[envy_me]

I hope NOBODY ever calls me Envy in real life.

[envy_me]

I'll bet in this case you might. I went to see a Roth Army soldier play with his band last year. Let me tell ya, I was not looking forward to saying, "are you DLR's Cock?" I think I just said hey, DLR. Use of his real name worked out a little better for obvious reasons.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Sensible Shoes]

I'm just Shoes to most people, even those I know in person.

[DLR Bridge]

Nope. He chose to be referred to as another man's cock. He will have to live with his questionable decision.

:biggrin: I was speaking in terms of what I would be more comfortable saying.

There is a fascinating sort of "Horton Hears A Who" dichotomy to the Roth Army World and the world world. As much as a good deal of my friends and family know I'm a hopeless VH nut, virtually none of them know I'm here. Mixing names from both worlds is just not a viable option for me at the moment.

[TFM_Dale]

I hope NOBODY ever calls me Envy in real life.

Are you looking for Miss Me instead? :bigwink:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i wouldn't :bigwink:

[Von Halen]

i wouldn't :bigwink:

Does Pete have a sister?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Does Pete have a sister?

si :yo:

[LoungeMachine]

What does one have to do with the other? I'm talking about having fb friends that I know are from here, but I can't remember who they are here.

And I have the utmost respect for privacy. Stop painting me with that brush...

I wasn't painting you. You know damn well who I'm talking about.

:gulp:

[envy_me]

I even know her name... I think. Starts with S?

[envy_me]

i wouldn't :bigwink:

Fuck you

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Fuck you

with your dick :biggrin:

[Hardrock69]

Especially when they're actually cool, and they don't turn out to be a back-stabbing scumbag... :D

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

Which is funny, since that's not the area code for Seattle or Tacoma.

You expect some sort of miracle? That the dumbfuck would post something not "stupid"? :hee:

[envy_me]

with your dick :biggrin:

Haha, so funny.... NOT!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Haha, so funny.... NOT!

yes, it was

[envy_me]

yes, it was

No, it wasn't.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yes,








sharky!!!!

[ZahZoo]

Catfish will pop his head in now and then...haven't seen Wooda in years! What about SoCalChelle?

Catfish posts over at davidleerothfans.com when he's not busy with his band Mean Machine...

Mr Walker stays in touch with wooda... Been a while but I think he's doing alright.

I think Chelle posted here last year when ADKOT came out...

What ever happened to Burning Tires?

[envy_me]

yes,








sharky!!!!




http://www.4smileys.com/smileys/drinking-smileys/smiley-drinking.gif

[cadaverdog]

I wasn't painting you. You know damn well who I'm talking about.

:gulp::deadhorse:

[Sensible Shoes]

What happened to Pardo? After he had his twins he disappeared for good it seems. He had some great sex posts.

[Angel]

What happened to Pardo? After he had his twins he disappeared for good it seems. He had some great sex posts.

I think you answered your own question. Twins happened to Pardo.

[Sensible Shoes]

He was Canadian too.

[Zing!]

Canahdians rule.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Canahdians rule.

in metrics...

[envy_me]

Where is ALMOSTsaved? I liked him a lot, also I loved his pics from the VH shows.

[ashstralia]

the phone call to his mate he recorded as an 11 year old the day after the fair warning show was fucking classic!!

edit; Cathedral. hope he's ok

[Von Halen]

edit; Cathedral. hope he's ok

I think Cathedral may have left us...



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[ashstralia]

oh no, hope not :(

[ELVIS]

No, I think he's around...

[Von Halen]

No, I think he's around...

What makes you say that Elvis?

I was told he passed on.

[Northern Girl]

I was told he passed on.

I don't think so. His wife passed a few years ago. I think him and his daughter moved South and he was happy last time he was here if I remember right.

[ELVIS]

What makes you say that Elvis?

I was told he passed on.

He sent me a PM saying "hi neighbor" not that long ago...

[Von Halen]

I don't think so. His wife passed a few years ago. I think him and his daughter moved South and he was happy last time he was here if I remember right.

I hope you are right. We need to dig him up. (Not literally) :D

[ELVIS]

I wanna say that was in 2011 he sent me a PM...I guess...

[Northern Girl]

Although....he did fancy himself quite the expert cunnilingist, so he might have gotten that Michael Douglas throat cancer! :biggrin:

[Northern Girl]

I'm going to feel like an idiot if he's a lurker and shows up here now...

[Von Halen]

Although....he did fancy himself quite the expert cunnilingist, so he might have gotten that Michael Douglas throat cancer! :biggrin:

I have had this weird scratchy sensation in my throat ever since I read that story...

[ELVIS]

Cutting your throat is the trendy new remedy...

[Von Halen]

You go first.

[ELVIS]

I'm not trendy...

[envy_me]

I REALLY want hambon back.

[Angel]

I REALLY want hambon.

Dirty girl. ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he's married?

[Sensible Shoes]

Uh, no.

[envy_me]

he's married?

You sound like a broken record.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You sound like a broken record.

nick name "skip"?

[clarathecarrot]

I need to contact -The Cuntessa- she would PM me all the time we had quite a little thing going on it was purely sexuall. I wouln't want any of you to get some ideas it wasn't above board.

That wasn't her user name, but that is what I called her.

Her PM box got full and it still shows full,( I assume in a sexuall manner) and I haven't heard from her since, a year or so..?

She had typical woman issues and I gave her my ear, ( it was a sexuall ear) I do so hope she is still evil and naughtily ruling the hamlet she called home.
:thumb:

[Von Halen]

What about Seenbad? What happened to that fucker?

[Igosplut]

I have had this weird scratchy sensation in my throat ever since I read that story...

If you don't give head right that happens (people who know told me that).....

[Von Halen]

What about that goofy fucker from Ohio?

Not Twonabomber.

The other one. I think he was from Akron, or somewhere near there. Can't remember his username.

[FORD]

What about that goofy fucker from Ohio?

Not Twonabomber.

The other one. I think he was from Akron, or somewhere near there. Can't remember his username.

Cathedral?

Actually he was from Cincinatti.

Don't remember anyone else from Ohio, except for Unchainedme (aka Grasshopper) who was a student at Kent State last I heard (and still checks in here every once in a while)

[Von Halen]

I wanna say this dudes name was John.

He was from the Akron area. Crazy as shit. I'm sure he posted here too.

[FORD]

What about Seenbad? What happened to that fucker?

Still over at the Van Chickenshit Links, as far as I know.

[Angel]

I wanna say this dudes name was John.

He was from the Akron area. Crazy as shit. I'm sure he posted here too.

John Ashcroft from the Front Line?

[FORD]

John Ashcroft from the Front Line?

Nah, he was from Oklahoma. And he's probably off somewhere letting his eagle soar........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

[Angel]

Nah, he was from Oklahoma. And he's probably off somewhere letting his eagle soar........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

Speaking of the Front Line...when did BBB disappear?

[FORD]

Speaking of the Front Line...when did BBB disappear?

Shortly after the 2012 election, I think?

[LoungeMachine]

Speaking of the Front Line...when did BBB disappear?

About the time the black guy invaded his white house for the second time....

:gulp:

[Dave's Bitch]

Where is Bueno Bob?

[envy_me]

NG isn't here that much anymore. But if I know her at all, I would guess she is doing something much more constructive :)

[Angel]

SoCalChelle. Where the heck did she disappear to.

There's a part of me that even wonders whatever happened to...Fab...

[Seshmeister]

Last I heard she was running a broomstick dealership in Salem specializing in heavy lifters.

[Zing!]

There's a part of me that even wonders whatever happened to...Fab...

Which part?

[Seshmeister]

John Ashcroft from the Front Line?

I think he was mainly here for the politics and I think towards the end of the Bush era even he found it impossible to sit defending that crap.

Maybe he is here under a different alias now?

[hambon4lif]

SoCalChelle. Where the heck did she disappear to.

There's a part of me that even wonders whatever happened to...Fab...Last I heard, she was going to school, found a guy and got married, and just living her life.
When Blondgirl passed, Chelle came here to pay her respects and brought us the interview she did with her at Tormented, which leads me to believe that she still peruses the site. She was also here when ADKOT was released.

The other chick you're asking about? She was last seen at the American Idol board of all places, campaigning for some twink she was crazy about....

[Angel]

Which part?

Oh God, not that one, that's for sure!

[FORD]

Where is Bueno Bob?

Somewhere on the south coast of Tattooine........

http://gadgetsin.com/uploads/2011/07/darth_vaders_summer_vacation_1.jpg

[twonabomber]

What about that goofy fucker from Ohio?

Not Twonabomber.

The other one. I think he was from Akron, or somewhere near there. Can't remember his username.

letsrock. Yeah, John. Haven't talked to him in forever. Looks like he last posted when ADKOT came out.

And in reference to me, I prefer "unique," not "goofy." I am comfortable with being called "fucker" though.

[Angel]

Haven't seen WACF in awhile either...

[Sensible Shoes]

letsrock. Yeah, John. Haven't talked to him in forever. Looks like he last posted when ADKOT came out.

And in reference to me, I prefer "unique," not "goofy." I am comfortable with being called "fucker" though.

You're not thinking of Grimes, are you Von?

[twonabomber]

Grimes isn't any closer to Akron than I am. Well, not now that I am out of the sticks and back up by the lake.

Fireworks are going off at the beach one block away tomorrow. Grimes has been invited and may be here.

[Sensible Shoes]

If I was closer, I'd take a ride down... :(

[twonabomber]

We have two nights of fireworks this year. Usually it's just Sunday night at the festival's end but last year's show was canceled due to high winds, so this year it's Friday and Sunday. I got plenty of food and beer, if anyone's around come on over.

[Sensible Shoes]

Let's get all the people who have disappeared from the site to show up at your house for fireworks!

[Sweet Irony]

I only refer to people by their screen names. I can't, or don't want to, remember people's real names. No matter how well I "know" them, I just prefer to know them as their user name. I could meet any one of you, and I wouldn't give a fuck if you told me your real name or not, because I won't remember it, nor will I refer to you as your real name.


So that explains why you've always called me 'Dumbass'??!!????

[Sweet Irony]

I hope you are right. We need to dig him up. (Not literally) :D

Ha! (Oops, shouldn't laugh) But yeah---what DID ever happen to Cathedral??

[Guitar Shark]

What happened to Rustoffa? That dude was great.

[Igosplut]

Ha! (Oops, shouldn't laugh) But yeah---what DID ever happen to Cathedral??


That's not really for public consumption...

[Matt White]

Scottydabodi???

Yeah...he's "Old School"...............

[Matt White]

What happened to Rustoffa? That dude was great.

Rus............in MAX's words......"STELLAR"

[Nickdfresh]

I think he was mainly here for the politics and I think towards the end of the Bush era even he found it impossible to sit defending that crap.

Maybe he is here under a different alias now?

He resurfaced briefly and said he stopped posting because he had some personal issues going on in his life...

[Nickdfresh]

I miss RIKK, Vanzilla, and Academic Punk, but I think they're all alive and well but occupied by life for the most part...

[The shitter]

So funny. always cracked me up

[High Life Man]

NE169

Redblkylw

[DLR Bridge]

Where's Yount?

[Zing!]

Where's Elvis?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

doin' laundry

[LoungeMachine]

:nono:

That's not being nice.... ;)

[CDOG'S SOCK]

doin' laundry

Cheap bastard could have thrown me in.

[Northern Girl]

Viking...miss the tales of him and his squaw ;)

[Northern Girl]

Jimmy Jingles...funny guy...a little too obsessed with 'I'd pound that beautiful ass until it...' !

FYI...It's a known humorous assumption that men obsessed with anal sex are really gay...or just have a tiny penis always in search of a tighter hole. :D

[Northern Girl]

NG isn't here that much anymore. But if I know her at all, I would guess she is doing something much more constructive :)

You really don't know her at all!

Quit stalking me bitch! ;)







Edit: I'm j/k you know...Sesh wants us to be more entertaining! ;)

[Northern Girl]

Rustoffa...Jimmy Hoffa...I see a pattern forming...

[Northern Girl]

Dave's PA Rental...smug bastard...claimed he liked Van Halen more than the rest of us...someone finally took him out...:D

[Northern Girl]

Hollywood Jesus...my fellow Minnesotan...loved the burlesque ladies [yay] and the Packers [boo]

[rustoffa]

Rustoffa...Jimmy Hoffa...I see a pattern forming...

No need to bust up driveways just yet.

[Igosplut]

Dave's PA Rental...smug bastard...claimed he liked Van Halen more than the rest of us...someone finally took him out...:D

He worked at Fenway Park.

[Matt White]

Loons, Guwapo, Canadiandlrgirl.....................and LUMBERG....mutha fucking LUMBERG!!!

[Nickdfresh]

And Elvis? I mean, whatever happened to that guy?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

whom?