Today has sucked

[TFM_Dale]

Work was a disaster, had 2 guys call in and had 1 already on vacation. We were swamped all fucking day. Came home to whine to my wife, my mother in law and brother in law (think Alan from The Hangover but not funny) were here so she asked me to make dinner. While getting dinner prepared I had Bobo the retard stalking behind me babbling about his latest life fuck up. I grabbed my plate of dinner and a 12 of Killians and I'm hiding out in the garage blasting music. So how was everbody elses day?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

still workin' :mad0248:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin: not as bad as yesterday, tho. 1/2 hr more and i'm on my way to beer and pool

[envy_me]

My day was okay, but I have been extremely moody these past few days that I'd just want nothing more then to bite someones head off right now.

[Coyote]

Waiting for a phone call concerning a job.
Waiting for a package to arrive from Germany...

On the upside, I'm getting back in shape and my guitar playing's improved a bit. :thumb:

[envy_me]

I just feel really angry and agressive. And I'm probably gonna start crying any moment now.

[jhale667]

Also kinda shitty.

[Von Halen]

Why don't you pansy asses quit feeling sorry for yourselves. Throw on some VH, and be happy.

I am driving, and listening to some ADKOT.

[TFM_Dale]

Why don't you pansy asses quit feeling sorry for yourselves. Throw on some VH, and be happy.

I am driving, and listening to some ADKOT.

Not feeling sorry for myself, I am very thankful for my life, just felt like doing some bitching lol

Kind of like you did when VH booted Hagar
:bigwink:

Cheers fucker!

[jhale667]

Not feeling sorry for myself, I am very thankful for my life, just felt like doing some bitching lol

Kind of like you did when VH booted Hagar
:bigwink:

Cheers fucker!




:lmao: Oh, dat's a burn...

[DLR Bridge]

Went back to work today with a face full of poison ivy. Explaining your appearance a hundred different times, always fun.

[VetteLS5]

Why don't you pansy asses quit feeling sorry for yourselves.

That, or change the name of the site to The Roth Auxiliary.

There are people starving, Envy's on the rag, Lounge is resorting to some sort of humble approach today, Flappo is... well, deranged as usual. What's not to like about life???!!!

[Von Halen]

That, or change the name of the site to The Roth Auxiliary.

There are people starving, Envy's on the rag, Lounge is resorting to some sort of humble approach today, Flappo is... well, deranged as usual. What's not to like about life???!!!

I like the LoungeLizard's approach.

I'm surprised Angel isn't in here sniveling about something.

[Sensible Shoes]

Waaaaaahhhhhh

[Kristy]

Shit day as far as weather is concerned. So...when is it going to be summer?

[jhale667]

You know the day's not gonna go so well when (at 4:30AM) right as you get the shampoo in your hair in the shower - there's a neighborhood-wide brownout. Transformer blew or some shit. Showered and shaved in total darkness. When the power DID come back on, it was intermittent -and a couple of lightbulbs (the spiffy new kind) blew. Computer's on a surge protector that thankfully held (so there's that). Lights were still flickering all over the neighborhood as I left for the office. It was all downhill from there...


But now I'm home, and medicating heavily. All is well. :bong:







:guitar:

[Sensible Shoes]

My dinner sucked. I think I will whine about it a while.

OK I'm done.

[Angel]

I like the LoungeLizard's approach.

I'm surprised Angel isn't in here sniveling about something.

Fuck you and your fucking orange SHORTS asshole. ;)

[Zing!]

Last day of school for this guy. Feelin alright in a Jim Morrison kind of way, alright, alright, alright

[LoungeMachine]

I like the LoungeLizard's approach.

I'm surprised Angel isn't in here sniveling about something.

In Chem 101 they taught us all that alcohol is a solution.

:gulp:

Dale just needs to make a road trip and try all 50 beers. ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Why don't you pansy asses quit feeling sorry for yourselves. Throw on some VH, and be happy.

I am driving, and listening to some ADKOT.

and texting/surfing with a boner, we know

[Nitro Express]

All the bills are paid got it made in the shade and all I need is a woman....Got a drink in my hand and my toes in the sand...Oh yeah!

Cheer up folks. it's summertime!

[TFM_Dale]

In Chem 101 they taught us all that alcohol is a solution.

:gulp:

Dale just needs to make a road trip and try all 50 beers. ;)

Hell yeah buddy!

[VAiN]

Work was a disaster, had 2 guys call in and had 1 already on vacation. We were swamped all fucking day. Came home to whine to my wife, my mother in law and brother in law (think Alan from The Hangover but not funny) were here so she asked me to make dinner. While getting dinner prepared I had Bobo the retard stalking behind me babbling about his latest life fuck up. I grabbed my plate of dinner and a 12 of Killians and I'm hiding out in the garage blasting music. So how was everbody elses day?

Holy shit man..

[Angel]

Last day of school for this guy. Feelin alright in a Jim Morrison kind of way, alright, alright, alright

Fuck you even more. ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

la lala la lalla lalaaaaaaaaa

[Angel]

la lala la lalla lalaaaaaaaaa

Oh, you can fuck off too. I'm not wearing a bra and my nipples are getting sore. :mad:;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i'm not either :bigwink:

[Angel]

i'm not either :bigwink:

Are your nipples getting chafed?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it's 100 degrees, I ain't wearin' shit

[LoungeMachine]

Oh, you can fuck off too. I'm not wearing a bra and my nipples are getting sore. :mad:;)

Pavement? ;)

I keed!!!!!!

[Dan]

Smile Cos Van Halen Are On The Road In Japan Soon.:D

[Angel]

Smile Cos Van Halen Are On The Road In Japan Soon.:D

Pants off!!!

[sadaist]

Work was a disaster, had 2 guys call in and had 1 already on vacation. We were swamped all fucking day. Came home to whine to my wife, my mother in law and brother in law (think Alan from The Hangover but not funny) were here so she asked me to make dinner. While getting dinner prepared I had Bobo the retard stalking behind me babbling about his latest life fuck up. I grabbed my plate of dinner and a 12 of Killians and I'm hiding out in the garage blasting music. So how was everbody elses day?


That sucks. Glad you at least got to decompress in the garage for a bit. Everyone needs a privacy spot.

[ELVIS]

I'm not wearing a bra and my nipples are getting sore. :mad:;)

Stand up straight and they wont drag the ground...

[envy_me]

Work was a disaster, had 2 guys call in and had 1 already on vacation. We were swamped all fucking day. Came home to whine to my wife, my mother in law and brother in law (think Alan from The Hangover but not funny) were here so she asked me to make dinner. While getting dinner prepared I had Bobo the retard stalking behind me babbling about his latest life fuck up. I grabbed my plate of dinner and a 12 of Killians and I'm hiding out in the garage blasting music. So how was everbody elses day?

I am always amazed at the people doing family history and search for lost relatives, I am looking for a way to avoid the relatives I actually know about. Thank god none of them live in the same country as me, only my parents and a brother.
I only have 2 cousines, and I have met them like 2 times in my life.

[Angel]

Stand up straight and they wont drag the ground...

It's from rubbing on the shirt, asshole.

[envy_me]

Try using softer fabric. I barely ever use bra and I have never had that problem. And I don't even use any spcial type of fabric. I never even thought about that it could be an issue.

[envy_me]

That, or change the name of the site to The Roth Auxiliary.

There are people starving, Envy's on the rag, Lounge is resorting to some sort of humble approach today, Flappo is... well, deranged as usual. What's not to like about life???!!!


:lmao: I am actually not on the rag, but I am fucking angry and agressive as if I was. Even more. And sad... Then I laugh...

[Angel]

Try using softer fabric. I barely ever use bra and I have never had that problem. And I don't even use any spcial type of fabric. I never even thought about that it could be an issue.

Haha, I have big boobs and nipples. The shirt had Jersey in it...damn friction!

[Angel]

:lmao: I am actually not on the rag, but i am fucking angry and agressive as if i was. Even more. And sad... Then i laugh...

pms? ;)

[ELVIS]

You had Jersey in your shirt ??

[Von Halen]

Haha, I have big boobs and nipples.

No you don't.

[Von Halen]

You had Jersey in your shirt ??

I think she meant Jerky.

[envy_me]

pms? ;)

No, I had my period like a week ago...

[envy_me]

Haha, I have big boobs and nipples. The shirt had Jersey in it...damn friction!


Oh, okay. Maybe my breasts are used to rough treatment ;)

[Angel]

No you don't.

Well, I'm not going to provide proof, that's for sure.

[Von Halen]

Well, I'm not going to provide proof, that's for sure.

Why not?

[LoungeMachine]

Angel wont show her boobs, but we now know Envy's cycle.... :lmao:

Only at The Army :gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It's from rubbing on the shirt, asshole.

stop rubbing on your shirt :umm:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Angel wont show her boobs, but we now know Envy's cycle.... :lmao:

Only at The Army :gulp:

oof :019:

[envy_me]

oof :019:

You have a problem with my menstrual cycle????

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You have a problem with my menstrual cycle????

which word are you emphasizing more in this post? "a" ? "my" ? "cycle" ? the answer to all would be "no". wanna here about the deuce i dropped a coupla days ago?

[envy_me]

which word are you emphasizing more in this post? "a" ? "my" ? "cycle" ? the answer to all would be "no". wanna here about the deuce i dropped a coupla days ago?

I don't know what deuce is, but I wouldn't mind hearing about it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin: :squirts:

[Von Halen]

I don't know what deuce is, but I wouldn't mind hearing about it.


Uh, yes you would.

[Von Halen]

pms? ;)

I'm thinking you may have meant pm's, and not pms? :D

[Angel]

:biggrin: :squirts:


Uh, yes you would.


I'm thinking you may have meant pm's, and not pms? :D

:lmao: Von, have I mentioned how much I missed you? Nice to have you around...you're killing me here. :biggrin:

[DLR Bridge]

What exactly is "Jersey" in a shirt sense?

Omma confuseda.

[Angel]

What exactly is "Jersey" in a shirt sense?

Omma confuseda.

Jersey is a knit fabric predominantly used in the manufacturing of clothes. Wiki

[LoungeMachine]

Like a cleveland steamer, only with an annoying accent and bad makeup....

:gulp:

[TFM_Dale]

Well, I'm not going to provide proof, that's for sure.

That is it, all Roth Army ladies need to provide pictures of their racks for a reference point for conversations like this. Help us understand ladies!

[DLR Bridge]

Jersey is a knit fabric predominantly used in the manufacturing of clothes. Wiki

Oh. I've heard of a jersey, just not a shirt with nipple abrasive jersey in it. :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

That is it, all Roth Army ladies need to provide pictures of their racks for a reference point for conversations like this. Help us understand ladies!

Hard to follow the game without a program..... ;)

[Angel]

Oh. I've heard of a jersey, just not a shirt with nipple abrasive jersey in it. :biggrin:

I have hyper sensitive nipples, I guess. ;)

[TFM_Dale]

Oh. I've heard of a jersey, just not a shirt with nipple abrasive jersey in it. :biggrin:

I think they sell them by the sandpaper bras.

[jhale667]

That is it, all Roth Army ladies need to provide pictures of their racks for a reference point for conversations like this. Help us understand ladies!



Muff shots too. Just sayin'. Help us understand your grooming habits, too! :biggrin:

[TFM_Dale]

Muff shots too. Just sayin'. Help us understand your grooming habits, too! :biggrin:

Good point, it is all for official Roth Army research, we want to understand you ladies!

[LoungeMachine]

Nah, we don't come off as a bunch of creepy guys..... :lmao:

[jhale667]

:biggrin:

[Angel]

Muff shots too. Just sayin'. Help us understand your grooming habits, too! :biggrin:

You first...

[TFM_Dale]

You first...

Flaps has posted enough cock pics for the next millennium , totally the ladies turn.

[LoungeMachine]

:lmao:

[jhale667]

:biggrin:

[envy_me]

Yeah, there are far more dick pics on this site then there are muff pics and nancy grace pics....

[Nitro Express]

MMMMM Nancy Grace muff. Owwwwwwww!

[jhale667]

MMMMM Nancy Grace muff. Owwwwwwww!

:019:

[envy_me]

:019:


You're welcome ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

Today did not suck. Only parts of it did.

1. Bad: I went back to have my permanent crown put on and got ANOTHER office fee. Unbelieveable.

2. Good: I went around town on the same trip, got gas, got dog food, got stuff for dinner, and got a big iced coffee.

3. Bad: The pedicure place couldn't take me. Boo.

4. Good:: I got the lawn mowed in record time, and just before it started raining.

5. Bad: Had to rush Irish to the vet with an apparent UTI which is coming out bloody. Can't do a thing until I get a urine sample from her and she ain't cooperating.

6. Good: I'm on here talking to you assholes!

[TFM_Dale]

Today did not suck. Only parts of it did.

1. Bad: I went back to have my permanent crown put on and got ANOTHER office fee. Unbelieveable.

2. Good: I went around town on the same trip, got gas, got dog food, got stuff for dinner, and got a big iced coffee.

3. Bad: The pedicure place couldn't take me. Boo.

4. Good:: I got the lawn mowed in record time, and just before it started raining.

5. Bad: Had to rush Irish to the vet with an apparent UTI which is coming out bloody. Can't do a thing until I get a urine sample from her and she ain't cooperating.

6. Good: I'm on here talking to you assholes!

Hope Irish is better soon, a sick pet is always a drag.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Hope Irish is better soon, a sick pet is always a drag.

give her some "magic cheese"

[Sensible Shoes]

Huh????

[Seshmeister]

Hope Irish is better soon, a sick pet is always a drag.


Especially when like a few months ago your whole family turns on you for refusing to pay a $120 call out charge for a vet to check a sickly $10 hamster on a public holiday.

We wait a day, I'm the bastard and then I still need to pay $30 to get the thing put out of it's misery which I could have done for nothing instantly with an empty vodka bottle and a bin bag .

Or got the cat to make a positive contribution to the household for once.

[Seshmeister]

Oooof!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well that gets the disgusting award for the day.

[Nitro Express]

You have a problem with my menstrual cycle????

Pussy is like an exotic car. It's wonderful but it's also high maintenance and can get expensive.

[Nitro Express]

Especially when like a few months ago your whole family turns on you for refusing to pay a $120 call out charge for a vet to check a sickly $10 hamster on a public holiday.

We wait a day, I'm the bastard and then I still need to pay $30 to get the thing put out of it's misery which I could have done for nothing instantly with an empty vodka bottle and a bin bag .

Or got the cat to make a positive contribution to the household for once.

My daughters rabbit got pregnant and had babies. I knew it would happen but now we had the dilema. I told her some of the bunnies have to go. She asked what we could do and I jokingly said the coyotes would take care of them. She hasn't quite forgave me for that. She finally found a pet store that would take them when they get old enough but the damn pet store is 50 miles away.