Kristy, love...

[clarathecarrot]

So I said I wanted it like this.

So, while I sit next to you with your hand in mine

It is assured your little eye will be a winking.

If some fellow looks at you, it will be winking..

First you say no!!....it is just me.

You and then your little eye is winking.

So, I call you up again and say hey would you like to go.. let's make some plans for the night....she sais no...then she said STOP!! YES!!!..allriiiiight

let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

Lovimg a girl like you is, spooky...

Spookie ....when I come home in the night with you....

SPOOKIE!!!!!

Kristy love Spookie,

Let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

Lovimg a girl like you is, spooky...

Spookie ....when I come home in the night with you...

.If some fellow looks at you, it will be winking..

First you say no!!....it is just me.

So, I call you up again and say hey would you like to go.. let's make some plans for the night....she sais no...then she said STOP!! YES!!!..allriiiiight

let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

You and then your little eye is winking.

[Dan]

Damn,I Feel The Love In This Thread.:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

:nuts:

[clarathecarrot]

OHhhhhhhhh,, It is the, tke Kristy loooooove Boat...exciting and so blue....

The Kristy LOoooove ...I love ...the Kristy love..you true blue like our love is a boat a boat , boat ....yeah yeah yeah.

I want to paint you so blue...blue like the sky,.. I sail on with youuuuuuuuuuuu...

I feel funny for youuuuuuuuuuu...

You know ...down there.....

It's poetry baby.

[clarathecarrot]

Here how it go.

The Kristy is my idol....and she is my idol for she is...my idol.....

For she is my muse.....and my Idol, for I Idolize her.

For she shreds me into pieces and tosses me into the salad of love.

for she is my muse..

My idol my muse The Kristy tosses me into her salad of love...

(more later)

[clarathecarrot]

I just viewed the insane bitch at McDonalds video (rumored to be, The Kristy'ish...) and then read the Juan Luikie Pikkarde' Star Trek thread of dissolutioned misplaced admiration ...I think "The Kristy" got me pregnant with her, 1's and 0's. cyber trigger. (insert CR thingie).

The Kristy and I are with, disgruntled, soon to be toddler.

It will be awhile till you all can throw and disgruntled addition to society, shower.

Ok, I have lost it completely I am on my way to the bunny hutch and I will pay extra for table dance thelma to crush my balls with gusto, with her heart shaped ass, all the while yelling, "I'm The Kristy",..." I'm The Kristy".......that should do it...

and I'm back......mmmmmmmmmmmm cyber ....................anger sugar....addiction gonna make me ..

want choooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..more..cyber anger sugar wait for the crunch!

Candy.

[Dan]

Zip,Here's Some Candy.:D

[clarathecarrot]

Zip,Here's Some Candy.:D


I only know one thing for sure, no self respecting Dolphin, would ever halt it's persuit of a Tuna, trying to play it safe.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://cheezburger.com/4206938624

[clarathecarrot]

http://cheezburger.com/4206938624

That gave me a idea..?


So, I ask my latest dance hall, Thelma...It's got to be Thelma ? if I can go on vacation with, The Kristy, and heart shaped bottom dance hall, Thelma sais, sure,........ so, I commence packing my carrot down in her basement.

I can't wait to get were I am going new vistas new horizons to become aroused about and of course the packing and repacking that goes with matriculation.

[clarathecarrot]

I am at this very moment ...it actually has been masticating away at my feeble brain for week months perhaps only days...a new Sonat, for the Kristy.

I shall and will make sure the phrase hooks forever into the subject and clauses.

I subject this, that is... the Kristy..like the sunshine on my face and the moon,.. or is it the butt ?

There will be some, moon, face, butt, refferences..perhaps a few, she said ,..I said, we.. the Carrrot and the Kristy, her stylish carriage idyllic in it's simlicity, the coming Wombat smashin'.

Wombats, will be harmed...I promise that.

[Kristy]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

[clarathecarrot]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.


Wombats...your just a furry little Wombat..to me.

Drugs and Hate........ so,..1990.

You don't have to read me, ode's to the Kristy...I just write them to you.

For you little Wombat are my muse.

[Hardrock69]

http://i39.tinypic.com/29fdpiv.jpg

[cadaverdog]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
That pretty much describes most of my old girlfriends. And probably half or more of the other guys that post here's ex girlfriends or ex wifes. In other words you're the girl next door so to speak.

[sadaist]

I'm full of hate and I do drugs.


Hey, me too! Maybe that's why I like you. Hmm.....

[DrMaddVibe]

Hey, me too! Maybe that's why I like you. Hmm.....


Oh what the hell...just drill her in the ass and then have her suck you off and be done with it like the rest of us...Fucking SHOWOFF!

[SunisinuS]

That pretty much describes most of my old girlfriends. And probably half or more of the other guys that post here's ex girlfriends or ex wifes. In other words you're the girl next door so to speak.

If Claire has the throat...beware the death:

[clarathecarrot]

Stand back everybody here how it go!

The Sonat in words

Dear sweet the Kristy swinging on her gate.

Oh how I love the Kristy she is so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
I love the Kristy I see her swinging on her garden gate
Her butt looks so good swinging this way and that
She knows she is to old for those hot pants swinging on her gate
her butt looks so good on that garden gate
swinging in the moonlight
kristy kristy the kristy you are so great
I see your eyes rise in the night sky
early october eve I see your furry wombat
outlined by the forest cool blue in the october night
Oh how I love the Kristy she is so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy swinging on that gate
I dream of Kristy swinging on her gate
She knows I see sugar starlight on her sugar face
Sweet sweet little the Kristy
Swing swing little Kristy swing on that gate
Swing lovely Kristy I swear yea yes like that no no no like that yes yes your ass looks great
Sweet sweet little the Kristy
Swing swing little Kristy swing on that gate
Swing lovely Kristy I swear yea yes like that no no no like yes your ass looks great
My my my little the kristy my my my you know you are to old for those hot pants
yes yes my dear the do make your ass look great
Keep swinging Kristy swing on your garden gate
Swing in the sugar starlight eyes in the october sky
Swing swing the kristy
Kristy Kristy the Kristy you are so great
Kristy Kristy the Kristy swinging on that gate
I dream of Kristy swinging on her gate
She knows I see sugar starlight on her sugar face
Kristy knows she owns me swinging on her gate
Swing swing little Kristy swing on your garden gate

[clarathecarrot]

HEY, ROCKY WANNA SEE ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT..?

WOOOOAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................!!!!

Must have been the wrong size hat!

and now,......... Ta dat dah da dah..... for my next trick, Here how'it go

My baby sent me a invitation she still loves you gotta know
She had it hand delivered

It seems my baby wants to send me to a Ex'Partay

She is little Kinky, you gotta know, restraining orders please sign below..

My baby still loves me, you gotta know.

Going to a Ex'Partay!!










Learn To Love The Carrot!!!

[clarathecarrot]

Here is the question on everyones mind.

If, the Kristy is traveling at 375mph in airplane perhaps a turbo prop executive type plane.

On her way to Kansas City from Denver and she is traveling aproximately 600 miles one way.

All the while the earth is rotating under her at 24K mph.


After having hot dirty Wombat relations with Clara for 2 hours, then she sparks up a post cotial marijowanna reefer takes a long smooth draw and blows it out across her sweat soaked belly into candlelit room up into the ceiling fan.

Is her herb legal ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hmmmmmm

[clarathecarrot]

...and another thing, since you asked..I made a cup of hot tea, it's midnight and I ain't sleeping tonight ... so, back to the story, as it t'were..is t'were even a word, but I digress...so...maybe "as it were", just kinda runs together'er as it t'were and the "t" seems to ooze over into the were where where wer wirr whattever it does I like it...so Long ago in a land far as t'were away.... in the land of "t"....I love drugs.....but I digress...

I made the tea HOT! then I read some posts around here at, -The RA- and that's right people the tea became, "Cool".....I know it's like just being in the same room with me makes things, Cool...I guess it's a gift .

But'tydigress...as it t'were...Is it really cool or just tollerant of my love of the Kristy...the tea....?

Tepid...?

[clarathecarrot]

As I watched, the Kristy's eyes fade slowly off the SW'ern Horizon at 4:10 am this morning I realized, I must not write, Prose, Paragraphs or words today.Pontificating MY LOVE!!!! I must simply play this tune in somewhat complacent retro vision and rotate it.

mmm..rotate...

[clarathecarrot]

I have been lost into the wilderness that is you
I am all these things and nothing more
but then again,,,,,, maybe not.....perhaps
I should say these things again?
should I
should I ...The Kristy............................... love


the kristy, sit still as we speak.... listen, and hear how she tasks me not

ease my weary head puts my soul to bed

see these truths in the smoke

my fire.....her smoke

[ELVIS]

Spare us...:rolleyes:

[clarathecarrot]

I have no prose for, the Kristy today.

We shall lament the past and partake of the herbs.

and laundry....or hang out by the pool.

Hey, the...let's get a pool!

Fuck the past

[Sum Ting Wong]

I want to make movie wit the Klisty. We call it Big Wang Fearry!

[Nickdfresh]

:D lmfao

[clarathecarrot]

poomahh

cgllllllllll.....poomahh

owws

eeeowsssss

poomahh

ok fine


poomahh

-The Kristy- lamentaions

[Hardrock69]

http://i39.tinypic.com/29fdpiv.jpg

[clarathecarrot]

I am at the wonderment , don't really know why,

I wonder what you meant, by making me say goodbye,

BUT.....................

{more for the Kristy but first some naughty bits]

[clarathecarrot]

The, is so sweet

I am at the wonderment , don't really know why,

I wonder what you meant, by making me say goodbye,

Sweet like you do

Like you do to many sweet like you

Movement all thru my mind sweet like you too

Wondering watching in your eyes on you sweet like you do

Sweet like you do

Like you do to many sweet like you

Time on your eyes my time in you I see me to

I can see us thru so sweet kristy sweet like we two

Sweet like you do

Like you do to many sweet like you

You too see us two me in you... eyes that can see

In my mind sweet like you do

Like you do to many sweet like you

Like you do to many sweet like you


Like you do to many sweet like you

Like you do to many sweet like you


Like you do to many sweet like you

Like you do to many sweet like you


Just for you

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Some hopeless quests had better be left hopeless. :)

[clarathecarrot]

dang jerome....that there a mighty sexy lil ditty

jet aym and ahhh'wheeeee

lol

[Nitro Express]

Here is the question on everyones mind.

If, the Kristy is traveling at 375mph in airplane perhaps a turbo prop executive type plane.

On her way to Kansas City from Denver and she is traveling aproximately 600 miles one way.

All the while the earth is rotating under her at 24K mph.


After having hot dirty Wombat relations with Clara for 2 hours, then she sparks up a post cotial marijowanna reefer takes a long smooth draw and blows it out across her sweat soaked belly into candlelit room up into the ceiling fan.

Is her herb legal ?

You forgot about the part where someone pulls the anal beads like they were a starter rope on a Honda lawnmower. The pot, the plane, and the orgasmic ectassy catapulted everyone into a new dimension that Michio Kaku hasn't discovered yet.

[clarathecarrot]

Furrosity is cause our love is make furry, yeah....fur.

It is gonna be fur flying into the pool furrr.

Twas a fur peice to the fuzzy .


HIgh Koo. by the carrot

[Hardrock69]

'''''

[Hardrock69]

http://i59.tinypic.com/112en1t.jpg

[clarathecarrot]

Kristy Love .

.the Kristy I want to take you away from all of this complete homoga'raygarishoughsity, that this place has became, we can while away the hours.. contemplating the flower, as if I had a brain..ta da ta dat toooooodahhhhhh.

I wish, you would let me expound upon your lovliness and caress the gaze we share, within the moments, with my ever intense need for the hours we share within the hours, with my hello funny feeling, daily assessment of things we share, in same...ta tad to dat toooodahhh

Ok, here is what, I say to you if I was more than just a stuffin and you understood my noook'ularishly top nuffin,... and need for your muffin, would you show my once again...., in same..ta dat to dat too dahhhh......

There is a urgent hurry... to show you in the forest furry, my energetic claim... though my heart would sure be something more than just this nuth'n, if you talked to me as if I was insane,... for the idea... of my inability to make, a proper brain..ta dat to dat to daaaahhhhhh..

My life is unclear and quite distinguished.. as always needing the curve of fur flying within, the sunlit sky of you and I wandering the earth toward a team of sincerill'tonight.. as if it was once again, as if, and the same..ta dat to daaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Remember as you astonish the trivial with you're conciderations, of mindless contemplations, of words that desire a lack of contain, I as always, as if quite insane,.... for the moment I would be sumth'n at peace beside your muffin, as if you would be noth'n with my cure of the fur somth'n.... ta dat to dat to dahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Swing east and west for eyefull and dream of my arriva,l of you as we are the same unique, you are so something to me and my nothing ...ta dat to dootaaa daaaahh

I shall leave this wonderful forest if your would sing my chorus completely as if the door was curve, as if you were my dearest and swing me with your name,... I know then somth'n would be nothing as simple as you and your muffin and free as sugar with the fur silly and all aflame..tat dat ta dat tooodaaaaah


Change my silly nuth'n with your sugary somth'n and remember to always skip the chorus, whithin your forest of furr un'tame, and love as plainly sucure within my frame, as I wander across the earth so hungerd for what was once again....ta dat to dat to daaaahh

As I end my endless questions, as I want for nothing tame and same, you are the name of my continued refrain, so, with hips made for cruising and hands designed for creating wonders without blame, if I only had a brain.......................

:yo:

[clarathecarrot]

I never wrote this song, but I would have, to express, my -The Kristy- love...she is so wonderful...like .................................................. ......me.