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Hardrock69
07-01-2013, 08:47 PM
Ran across this just a moment ago.

I don't think I posted about it when this was announced.....in fact, I don't think I ever heard of this crap:


Christina Crawford To Reveal Mother Joan Crawford's Naked Home Videos

http://i42.tinypic.com/2r2yjvs.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/14/joan-crawford-christina-naked-nude-home-videos-movies_n_962319.html

http://www.examiner.com/article/joan-crawford-s-daughter-to-reveal-nude-home-videos-of-mommie-dearest





Christina Crawford To Reveal Mother Joan Crawford's Naked Home Videos
First Posted: 09/14/11 02:35 PM ET Updated: 11/14/11 05:12 AM ET

Broadway, hide your wire coat hangers. Joan Crawford's daughter, Christina Crawford, is developing a one-woman show where she not only plans to reveal new secrets about her life with Mommie Dearest, Joan Crawford, but also show never-before-seen home movies of the screen legend in the nude.

"I began my career as an actress and I've always loved the theater," Crawford tells me. "The play is based on two of my books, the 30th Anniversary Edition of 'Mommie Dearest' and my third book, 'Survivor' -- both of which were bestsellers. It covers a long period of time and a much more complete story.”

Additionally, Christina reveals that she has discovered Joan's (she never refers to her as her "mother") blue movies -- naked home videos that she cannot believe the controlling star never destroyed.

“I never knew that they existed before a year ago and never saw them before a month ago,” Crawford says. “I remembered her telling me about her married lover, Charles McCabe; however, I never saw photos of him till the home movies, when they were hunting, fishing and canoeing in the Poconos.”

Christina says the most shocking thing she discovered during her research was Joan's quiet desperation in her later years. But she still cannot forgive her mother for the childhood she had to survive, which included being beaten by wire hangers.

“Forgiveness is a two-way street and she never took responsibility for her behavior,” Christina tells me. Which is why she has chosen to call her show, which she hopes to take on the road before Broadway, "Surviving Mommie Dearest."



Good gawd......you mean.....nude videos of THIS THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?: :jaw:
http://i42.tinypic.com/b6apts.jpg

Hardrock69
07-01-2013, 08:50 PM
Man, that color photo is not even a smile....it looks like someone just shoved a sand-coated dildo up her fucking ass right when the photog clicked the shutter! :lmao:

Sensible Shoes
07-01-2013, 11:31 PM
Joan wasn't a bad looking woman when she was young. You've got photos of her well into her sixties.

Hardrock69
07-02-2013, 08:15 AM
And she supposedly did a lot of porno films back in the 20s.

But yes, as she got older, she began to look like some kind of freak.

Have you asked Christina if the videos she plans to release are from when Mommy Dearest was a young ho or from her aging clown period?

chefcraig
07-02-2013, 08:43 AM
Yeah, I know it's low hanging fruit. Sue me...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk45QIh8F0o

flappo
07-02-2013, 10:21 AM
i'd bang her

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 04:41 PM
Joan in the 1920's

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 04:45 PM
1925~

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 04:51 PM
1935~

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 04:54 PM
1945~

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 04:57 PM
1955~ pointless to pull any more up after this point as she is already a wreck.

twonabomber
07-02-2013, 06:14 PM
The color pic isn't Faye Dunaway AS Crawford?

Sensible Shoes
07-02-2013, 07:11 PM
Could be. It was a hell of a makeup job in any case.

Hardrock69
07-02-2013, 10:42 PM
I had not considered that, lol.

Because yes, the makeup in that movie made her a dead-on ringer......that would explain the look on her face.....trying to pose for a publicity still for the movie...then the sandy knob was shoved up her ass at that moment.....who says being a movie star in a major motion picture isn't hard work sometimes? :hee:

Hardrock69
07-02-2013, 11:17 PM
Twona, you nailed it. No not her, lol.

Check this out: A Faye Dunaway Paramount publicity photo for "Mommie Dearest". It is the same image....just black and white....

http://i40.tinypic.com/x4qibd.jpg


Seriously...it is difficult to tell them apart when dealing with the aging-clown look from the 50s-60s.

envy_me
07-03-2013, 08:20 AM
Man, that color photo is not even a smile....it looks like someone just shoved a sand-coated dildo up her fucking ass right when the photog clicked the shutter! :lmao:


It's probably just her eyebrows having sex with each other :D

Hardrock69
07-03-2013, 08:33 AM
What is freaky is that Faye Dunaway was able to give her portrayal the psycho look to match the personality.....

ELVIS
07-03-2013, 08:37 AM
What a *yawn* thread...

Hardrock69
07-03-2013, 08:41 AM
You are so boring.

Sensible Shoes
07-03-2013, 06:00 PM
What a *yawn* thread...

Well good, at least you didn't come up with a conspiracy theory of how she died.