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cadaverdog
07-09-2013, 03:15 PM
You know something? You guys are right. posting an I'm leaving thread and then coming back is stupid. I have a better idea.


To whom it may concern,
Take your web site and shove it up your ass.
Cadaverdog.

That way you'll be banned for life and you won't be able to come back.
I should have done that years ago. Bye.

Sarge's Little Helper
07-09-2013, 03:17 PM
Hi cadaverdog and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

FORD
07-09-2013, 03:18 PM
Now look what you did, Socky..... got the poor bot all confused :(

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:19 PM
You know something? You guys are right. posting an I'm leaving thread and then coming back is stupid. I have a better idea.


To whom it may concern,
Take your web site and shove it up your ass.
Cadaverdog.

That way you'll be banned for life and you won't be able to come back.
I should have done that years ago. Bye.

who is gonna be banned?

Zing!
07-09-2013, 03:20 PM
who is gonna be banned?

Beats me. I'm confused. Who's shoving what where?

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:20 PM
I'm confused....

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:24 PM
I think c-dog just called ELVIS stupid.

And he wants us to shove the site up our asses.

:gulp:

The rest makes no sense....

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:24 PM
I think c-dog just called ELVIS stupid.

And he wants us to shove the site up our asses.

:gulp:

The rest makes no sense....

elvis does?

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:26 PM
This isn't about elvis.

C-Dog is upset, and we should listen.

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:27 PM
This isn't about elvis.

C-Dog is upset, and we should listen.

:gulp:

you fix that cooler yet?

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:28 PM
Cdog has left the building

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:28 PM
you fix that cooler yet?

I don't fix coolers....

I call a guy. He comes and fixes the cooler.

Then he takes all my money.

:gulp:

Beer Cooler Repairmen make more than I do ;)

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:30 PM
ok, so c-dog is the metaphorical dog that elvis left in the road?

Zing!
07-09-2013, 03:30 PM
you fix that cooler yet?

All you need is a microphone and a spotlight today. Gold.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:31 PM
I don't fix coolers....

I call a guy. He comes and fixes the cooler.

Then he takes all my money.

:gulp:

Beer Cooler Repairmen make more than I do ;)

the walk in at the wifey's bar took a shit last week, at 120 outside, those repairmen make huge cash this time of year.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:35 PM
I saw a hooker on the highway yesterday, I pulled over and she said for $150 she'd do ANYTHING I want.....

:gulp:

I asked her if she knew Bev-Air Systems well. ;)

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 03:37 PM
ok, so c-dog is the metaphorical dog that elvis left in the road?

Hell if I know, you usually explain this shit to me, where is my fucking beer at?

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:38 PM
This isn't about you and your fucking beer, Dale....

Our friend cdog is upset.

:gulp:

Let's see if we can fix this together, ok?

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:42 PM
c-dog! grab a beer and let's all talk

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 03:46 PM
Socky, er, damn it, cdog. Please don't leave us, we promise to let you pee where you want to and will keep you in fresh socks forever. Please find it in your heart to forgive us.

Now can I get a fuckin beer?

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:46 PM
Sure, but they're warm.....

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 03:52 PM
Sure, but they're warm.....

:gulp:

you have the floating ice pitcher cooler things?

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 03:54 PM
Sure, but they're warm.....

:gulp:

I'll take what I can get while working. Watched into the wild again last night, for some reason I find myself watching it every so often, the thought of no responsibility, no job, absolute freedom is a wonderful thought until the end of the movie when he eats the wrong shit and dies cold and alone. I bet Elvis would say the government funded the movie, another type of mind control. All these goodbyes are making me sad.

OK, beer me.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:54 PM
I have 50 different micros and imports in da bottle....

But NO cold DRAUGHT beers right now....

:gulp:

He's coming this afternoon.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 03:55 PM
I'll take what I can get while working. Watched into the wild again last night, for some reason I find myself watching it every so often, the thought of no responsibility, no job, absolute freedom is a wonderful thought until the end of the movie when he eats the wrong shit and dies cold and alone. I bet Elvis would say the government funded the movie, another type of mind control. All these goodbyes are making me sad.

OK, beer me.

Alone In The Wilderness is my personal fave...

That Dick Proeneke guy was incredible. Reminded me of my grandpa. He made everything by hand as well.

:gulp:

I love that movie

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 04:00 PM
...i'm entering threads.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 04:03 PM
I assumed "Threads" was the name of the Dept. Store c-dog worked at, and he gave his 2-week notice today.

:gulp:

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 04:07 PM
Alone In The Wilderness is my personal fave...

That Dick Proeneke guy was incredible. Reminded me of my grandpa. He made everything by hand as well.

:gulp:

I love that movie

I'll have to check it out. My wife is a 3D junky and we end up watching those most of the time. I like it to but a lot of the movies I like are not available in 3D, oh well, some people have actual problems.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 04:09 PM
You haven't seen Alone in the Wilderness??????

:gulp:

Dude, you MUST. Like now.

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 04:12 PM
You haven't seen Alone in the Wilderness??????

:gulp:

Dude, you MUST. Like now.

Do you know if it is on Netflix? If not I can check "gasp" a video store lol.

envy_me
07-09-2013, 04:13 PM
I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

Zing!
07-09-2013, 04:14 PM
If not I can check "gasp" a video store

What's that?

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 04:15 PM
I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

envy_me
07-09-2013, 04:16 PM
I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

Oh, you didn't get it either? Glad I'm not the only one :)

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 04:17 PM
What's that?

i saw one by our house the other day

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 04:18 PM
I believe he took his socks and went home but I'm not sure on that yet, PB is my cdog translator.

i think we are all banned "to" the army...

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 04:18 PM
What's that?

I hear they rent DVDs, my home theater will probably laugh at a DVD now.

Zing!
07-09-2013, 04:19 PM
I don't understand this. I am not very good at English. Is he leaving or what is the ts about?

Let me explain: Dale & Pete's Bro are drinking warm beer because Lounge's cooler broke down and C-Dog quit his job at Threads.

Zing!
07-09-2013, 04:20 PM
i saw one by our house the other day

It didn't say "Adult" on the sign did it?

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 04:22 PM
It didn't say "Adult" on the sign did it?

He wouldn't know, he just parks and enters from the back, saves him some time.

LoungeMachine
07-09-2013, 04:37 PM
Let me explain: Dale & Pete's Bro are drinking warm beer because Lounge's cooler broke down and C-Dog quit his job at Threads.

:lmao:

FORD
07-09-2013, 04:39 PM
When did Socky get a job?

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 04:40 PM
i had no idea...

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07-09-2013, 04:45 PM
i had no idea...

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DLR Bridge
07-09-2013, 04:49 PM
I am not very good at English.

That gets me every time. Your command of the English language far exceeds that of many in here.

Sensible Shoes
07-09-2013, 05:06 PM
I have a grate idea.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 05:09 PM
I have a grate idea.

bbq ?

envy_me
07-09-2013, 05:14 PM
That gets me every time. Your command of the English language far exceeds that of many in here.

I wouldn't know about that, but thank you :)

Zing!
07-09-2013, 05:26 PM
bbq ?

This thread just keeps getting better and better!

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 05:33 PM
This thread just keeps getting better and better!

Just need some tits and some shots, I'm at work so here are the shots
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/10/matu7ara.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 05:40 PM
Just need some tits and some shots, I'm at work so here are the shots
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/10/matu7ara.jpg


titties!! 10355

Guitar Shark
07-09-2013, 05:46 PM
My take - this thread is a pre-emptive strike. C-dog got word that he's being evicted from his friend's couch and is losing his internet access.

CDOG'S SOCK
07-09-2013, 05:48 PM
Hello, I'm a little crusty, a little holey, a little stiff but I am hoping we can be friends.

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 05:49 PM
Hello, I'm a little crusty, a little holey, a little stiff but I am hoping we can be friends.

are you related to ace's cat?

CDOG'S SOCK
07-09-2013, 05:51 PM
are you related to ace's cat?

No, but my twin is missing, I last seen my twin stuck to a wall behind a couch.

Zing!
07-09-2013, 05:52 PM
Hello, I'm a little crusty, a little holey...

Where's JC when you need him? He's teed up with this one...

FORD
07-09-2013, 05:57 PM
Where's JC when you need him? He's teed up with this one...

Why? He's the Son of God, not a laundromat attendant. :biggrin:

CDOG'S SOCK
07-09-2013, 06:00 PM
Where's JC when you need him? He's teed up with this one...

I can't be holy, I am a fucking sock! Literally!

FORD
07-09-2013, 06:08 PM
So I guess the question (gross as it is) is how much human DNA a sock has to absorb before it starts typing and communicating online?

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 06:10 PM
titties!! 10355

No thanks left, damn it! I blame shiny happy people day!

envy_me
07-09-2013, 06:11 PM
So I guess the question (gross as it is) is how much human DNA a sock has to absorb before it starts typing and communicating online?

:lmao: that made me laugh out loud

FORD
07-09-2013, 06:12 PM
No thanks left, damn it! I blame shiny happy people day!

Got it covered. :gulp:

TFM_Dale
07-09-2013, 06:12 PM
So I guess the question (gross as it is) is how much human DNA a sock has to absorb before it starts typing and communicating online?

And better at it then cdog ever was :bigwink:

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 06:17 PM
And better at it then cdog ever was :bigwink:

one can only hope for progress from the next "generation"

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 06:19 PM
So I guess the question (gross as it is) is how much human DNA a sock has to absorb before it starts typing and communicating online?

10356

PETE'S BROTHER
07-09-2013, 06:25 PM
So I guess the question (gross as it is) is how much human DNA a sock has to absorb before it starts typing and communicating online?

10358

PETE'S BROTHER
07-12-2013, 05:39 PM
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