WARF
07-15-2013, 07:22 PM
I saved this from many years ago...
Enjoy!
=WARF=
The NEW hitchWORLD FORUMS: TimPabs1, hitchWORLD diehard, updates our discussion forums for a fresh look AND NO POPUP windows!!! - So we did a little Q&A with the man who had THE VISION and dedication to hitchWORLD. (his insight is invaluable and onthefuckinMONEY...)
hitch1969
posted Friday, June 1, 2001 12:00 AM
Yes, kiddies!!! The hitchworld1969 forums have been revamped by TimPabs1. TimPabs1 is a well known personality at the official Van Halen website, The David Lee Roth Army site, and that "other" site that links you to all the good Van Halen sites. Anyway, I am so fucking stoked!! No more fucking SLEAZYboard pop-up windows!!! Same party, different location!
Driven purely by his loyalty to the hitchWORLD, which, has in kind given HIM so much, TimPabs1 put forth serious effort and demonstrated initiative... ah fuck, this is starting to sound like a letter of recommendation for a job or something. uh huh huh.
Anyway, I decided to sit down with the man who has given back so much to the hitchWORLD faithful and dig upon his perspective and experience. What he had to say will be controversial to say the least but it is truthful. This guy pulls no punches. And to think, he and I got started off on the wrong foot all those many months ago when we flamed each other in the "Guns-n-Roses" thread at the PleasureDump... but as you'll see, he definitely has that hitchWORLD spirit- which is ultimately what aligned us in friendship once we got past our egos that day so long ago. Without further ado, here's TimPabs1:
hitchworld1969: How did you first end up at the Dome?
TimPabs1: Well, I would check a lot of the sites. I hardly would ever check the Official Site because there was never any kind of update whatsoever. If it was, it was "VH on TV" or some other bullshit re-run on VH-1. I enjoyed vhnd.com because there is new stuff going on all the time. More entertaining. But I was into gaming at the time, and I never spent a while lot of time with VH on the Internet. Once I got to this new apartment in September '00, then I started browsing on this network here, and I found the Dome. It was timing. Had this happened a year ago, I would have registered at Links first. I chose TimPabs1 because it's my handle for AIM, Yahoo, etc.
hw1969: How did you take those interactions over there? Were you able to get along with everyone?
TP1: Oh of course I was! It was kinda like most people. You start off not knowing anyone, and then later posting more and more until you become one of the frequent posters. Unfortunately, your original name was banned before I originally registered. LOL.
hw1969: I shall always maintain that the decision to ban me over there was the "great mistake" of the "Great SATAN" Starks, and the sole reason for Van Halen's current state of influx today. I digress. So when did the turning point come around?
TP1: Well, that's funny, but it's when I told Chelle I could help her ban you! Damn what was I thinking? Man o man. You must grow on people Hitch. You notice how the newbies hate you, and the old timers like you? Not always the truth, because some are stuck in their old ways, but you see what I mean.
hw1969: I remember it, but we're cool now man. So what happened?
TP1: Well, I would talk to Chelle a lot in AIM right. Well, at that time, she was the only mod that had no life. What I mean is, closing, moving every damn thread. Shit man, that takes a lot outta ya. But 9,000+ posts later for Chelle, here we are! This is since October too! Anyway, I have her some pointers on IP addresses, what they mean, and how you can identify them. I thought her enough on how to ban them properly, without banning an IP domain and then screwing many innocent people who share it. Blah Blah Blah. So of course I said that if Brad ever needed any help, I'd be willing to help, since I have the knowledge and whatnot. Well, I think somehow she took that as a threat. Because ever since then, she was a real bitch to me. She would tell the mods that I would try to get her fired and shit because she incompetant. Now I never implied that. I was willing to JOIN the team, not replace. Anyway, story went like that.
hw1969: So then, all HELL breaks loose? uh huh uh huh.
TP1: Pretty much. She'd karma me for the most ridiculous shit. So dumb I can't even remember. But then the way things went is you'd have regular quarrels with the other PD people about certain issues that were political, band related, or what have you. Eventually leading to "Closing this thread. Thanks a lot Tim!----Closing this one. Thanks again Tim!" Singling out one person is bullshit. It got personal unfortunately. I think what really burned me up was when she spread this shit to the other new mods, like Guitar Shark aka AssClown and the Army Traitor DiamondD4Ever. Guitar Shark came from the woods and DiamondD4Ever used to talk so much shit about the PD and Brad, it was funny as Hell to see him get the job. By then, I totally didn't want it anymore. I knew the place was becoming a joke. I then registered at the Army and Links. Ya know, I only despise people when they give me shit first. I'm friends with all, until someone sticks me the wrong way.
hw1969: So what did you do then?
TP1: There was nothing I could do! At that point, you couldn't have a heated arguement with anyone because Chelle or Assclown would close em. I think shit really hit the fan when I got into a pissing match with the entire Army at the PD.
hw1969: What happened there?
TP1: Well, I was chatting with my main man TMVH in a AIM chat, and we were just talking about FORD, and how he's a Sore/Loserman about the election. So we came up with a nickname for him. Since he calls everyone "Sheep", we decided to call him a "Stubborn Donkey Swamp Mule." This was because he's stubborn like a mule, and the rest was just to make the name funny. Anyway, this was insane. I posted pics of Velveeta, Donkeys, Al Gore, Ford trucks, and sheep and asked PD members to name that member. LOL. It was actually very funny too. It pissed him off of course. But so what? Like he never pissed anyone off with his bullheaded comments? Truth is, I love that guy. He makes me laugh more than anything with his vocabulary. "Sheepocrites", and "censorsheep" are some of the funnier ones. LOL. But I like to get him all wound up. Somehow, shit blew way overboard when some dude, and to this day I have no idea who it was, registered under the name "CHEVROLET" and really hammered FORD good. Man, you know how FORD says Cheese Ballads and Van HALEN and Van Hagar and VDIII? Well this guy would put Van Roth, Van HALEN, and VDIII. It was hilarious. It wasn't half-assed either. This guy quoted other people's quotes and answered them line for line just like FORD. And he was just as good. Actually he was better! FORD went completely psycho! Later, Von Halen jumped in for FORD and was going completely berzerk on my ass. Later, Starsky and other people like Mike B jumped in. I had guys like Sleepness Nights, BalanceRocked, and TMVH on my side. Shit got so nutty, that Starks banned FORD, me, Chevy, and VonHalen. Except Von got the worst end, because he claimed it was an IP ban. Which is BS! No big deal to FORD, because he just started posting as the Devil again and I was re-instated the next day because perhaps Starks realized it was a joke from the get-go. I later made up with VonHalen and he's a cool dude. He knows it was all a misunderstanding, and my intentions were harmless, or playful shall we say.
hw1969: So then what?
TP1: Obviously, things have never been the same. I've been watched like a Hawk by Assclown, the Traitor, and Chelle. It's damn retarded. They're like forum Hitlers n shit. Brad has even told Chelle to quit whining at times when she whined to him. LOL. Speaking of Brad. There was this moron from the Army who registered as TimPabs2, and was posting shit at the Dome that he read on one of my websites, and was just spitting out to people. This is an issue too, because I've had my run-ins with Internet stalkers n shit, so this kinda scared me. Once I found out who it was, I told TopTimmy to be on the lookout at Links, and I told VonHalen to talk to Sarge. I email Brad and paste him some threads and shit figuring he'd understand from the whole Metallica insident where someone posted under his name. He emailed the webmaster and requested the name get banned. You know what he said to me? He said, "It's up for discussion with the mods." I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK SAY DO THEY HAVE!???" Damnit Hitch...they shouldn't even get any kind of choice in the matter! This doesn't concern them! Fucking Brad really cares! He was a real asshole for that! That just goes to show that he can give two shits about anyone but himself, and whoever kisses his ass! He fucked everyone by using the official name to bribe people into coming to the Dome. The band ain't gonna post there. EVH said himself he doesn't know shit about the computer. Anyway, if you're not part of their little "Clique", then you're nothing. This karma system I hear is going out, which is good. It's abused! People like Fernando that post question mark after question mark have +6 karma, and well thought out posts get shit! I'm not knocking Fernando. It's not his fault. But these mods are total losers! For some reason now, Brad banned my name again. Obviously I'm the talk of discussion in the mod room again. Take a look in there one day and look how many posts are in that mod forum. That's just showing their is a lot of shit said behind EVERYONE'S back! There is no way that many posts are for people like you Hitch, or me, or FORD or what have you. Just bullshit. The REAL VH fans hate that place. Gee, I wonder why!
hw1969: What are you doing now?
TP1: I call Links my home now. I've made some good friends there in Brett, Jerel, TopTimmy, and Seenbad. I also cause havoc with FORD at the Army for shits n giggles, and old time's sake. He understands too. Of course, I like the Army where I can talk to you, and I've made good friends with WARF, and so on. I'll still be around of course dude. Talking to the "TRUE FANS OF VH"!!! Peace out! And hopefully everyone visits Hitchworld!
...and everyone GET TO THE NEW hitchWORLD forums, register, and let us know what you think!!! Thanks again to TimPabs1 for all the hard work and for the perspective which validates the current hitchWORLD stance on the pleasureDUMP and it's moderators.
BEST!!
-h69
Enjoy!
=WARF=
The NEW hitchWORLD FORUMS: TimPabs1, hitchWORLD diehard, updates our discussion forums for a fresh look AND NO POPUP windows!!! - So we did a little Q&A with the man who had THE VISION and dedication to hitchWORLD. (his insight is invaluable and onthefuckinMONEY...)
hitch1969
posted Friday, June 1, 2001 12:00 AM
Yes, kiddies!!! The hitchworld1969 forums have been revamped by TimPabs1. TimPabs1 is a well known personality at the official Van Halen website, The David Lee Roth Army site, and that "other" site that links you to all the good Van Halen sites. Anyway, I am so fucking stoked!! No more fucking SLEAZYboard pop-up windows!!! Same party, different location!
Driven purely by his loyalty to the hitchWORLD, which, has in kind given HIM so much, TimPabs1 put forth serious effort and demonstrated initiative... ah fuck, this is starting to sound like a letter of recommendation for a job or something. uh huh huh.
Anyway, I decided to sit down with the man who has given back so much to the hitchWORLD faithful and dig upon his perspective and experience. What he had to say will be controversial to say the least but it is truthful. This guy pulls no punches. And to think, he and I got started off on the wrong foot all those many months ago when we flamed each other in the "Guns-n-Roses" thread at the PleasureDump... but as you'll see, he definitely has that hitchWORLD spirit- which is ultimately what aligned us in friendship once we got past our egos that day so long ago. Without further ado, here's TimPabs1:
hitchworld1969: How did you first end up at the Dome?
TimPabs1: Well, I would check a lot of the sites. I hardly would ever check the Official Site because there was never any kind of update whatsoever. If it was, it was "VH on TV" or some other bullshit re-run on VH-1. I enjoyed vhnd.com because there is new stuff going on all the time. More entertaining. But I was into gaming at the time, and I never spent a while lot of time with VH on the Internet. Once I got to this new apartment in September '00, then I started browsing on this network here, and I found the Dome. It was timing. Had this happened a year ago, I would have registered at Links first. I chose TimPabs1 because it's my handle for AIM, Yahoo, etc.
hw1969: How did you take those interactions over there? Were you able to get along with everyone?
TP1: Oh of course I was! It was kinda like most people. You start off not knowing anyone, and then later posting more and more until you become one of the frequent posters. Unfortunately, your original name was banned before I originally registered. LOL.
hw1969: I shall always maintain that the decision to ban me over there was the "great mistake" of the "Great SATAN" Starks, and the sole reason for Van Halen's current state of influx today. I digress. So when did the turning point come around?
TP1: Well, that's funny, but it's when I told Chelle I could help her ban you! Damn what was I thinking? Man o man. You must grow on people Hitch. You notice how the newbies hate you, and the old timers like you? Not always the truth, because some are stuck in their old ways, but you see what I mean.
hw1969: I remember it, but we're cool now man. So what happened?
TP1: Well, I would talk to Chelle a lot in AIM right. Well, at that time, she was the only mod that had no life. What I mean is, closing, moving every damn thread. Shit man, that takes a lot outta ya. But 9,000+ posts later for Chelle, here we are! This is since October too! Anyway, I have her some pointers on IP addresses, what they mean, and how you can identify them. I thought her enough on how to ban them properly, without banning an IP domain and then screwing many innocent people who share it. Blah Blah Blah. So of course I said that if Brad ever needed any help, I'd be willing to help, since I have the knowledge and whatnot. Well, I think somehow she took that as a threat. Because ever since then, she was a real bitch to me. She would tell the mods that I would try to get her fired and shit because she incompetant. Now I never implied that. I was willing to JOIN the team, not replace. Anyway, story went like that.
hw1969: So then, all HELL breaks loose? uh huh uh huh.
TP1: Pretty much. She'd karma me for the most ridiculous shit. So dumb I can't even remember. But then the way things went is you'd have regular quarrels with the other PD people about certain issues that were political, band related, or what have you. Eventually leading to "Closing this thread. Thanks a lot Tim!----Closing this one. Thanks again Tim!" Singling out one person is bullshit. It got personal unfortunately. I think what really burned me up was when she spread this shit to the other new mods, like Guitar Shark aka AssClown and the Army Traitor DiamondD4Ever. Guitar Shark came from the woods and DiamondD4Ever used to talk so much shit about the PD and Brad, it was funny as Hell to see him get the job. By then, I totally didn't want it anymore. I knew the place was becoming a joke. I then registered at the Army and Links. Ya know, I only despise people when they give me shit first. I'm friends with all, until someone sticks me the wrong way.
hw1969: So what did you do then?
TP1: There was nothing I could do! At that point, you couldn't have a heated arguement with anyone because Chelle or Assclown would close em. I think shit really hit the fan when I got into a pissing match with the entire Army at the PD.
hw1969: What happened there?
TP1: Well, I was chatting with my main man TMVH in a AIM chat, and we were just talking about FORD, and how he's a Sore/Loserman about the election. So we came up with a nickname for him. Since he calls everyone "Sheep", we decided to call him a "Stubborn Donkey Swamp Mule." This was because he's stubborn like a mule, and the rest was just to make the name funny. Anyway, this was insane. I posted pics of Velveeta, Donkeys, Al Gore, Ford trucks, and sheep and asked PD members to name that member. LOL. It was actually very funny too. It pissed him off of course. But so what? Like he never pissed anyone off with his bullheaded comments? Truth is, I love that guy. He makes me laugh more than anything with his vocabulary. "Sheepocrites", and "censorsheep" are some of the funnier ones. LOL. But I like to get him all wound up. Somehow, shit blew way overboard when some dude, and to this day I have no idea who it was, registered under the name "CHEVROLET" and really hammered FORD good. Man, you know how FORD says Cheese Ballads and Van HALEN and Van Hagar and VDIII? Well this guy would put Van Roth, Van HALEN, and VDIII. It was hilarious. It wasn't half-assed either. This guy quoted other people's quotes and answered them line for line just like FORD. And he was just as good. Actually he was better! FORD went completely psycho! Later, Von Halen jumped in for FORD and was going completely berzerk on my ass. Later, Starsky and other people like Mike B jumped in. I had guys like Sleepness Nights, BalanceRocked, and TMVH on my side. Shit got so nutty, that Starks banned FORD, me, Chevy, and VonHalen. Except Von got the worst end, because he claimed it was an IP ban. Which is BS! No big deal to FORD, because he just started posting as the Devil again and I was re-instated the next day because perhaps Starks realized it was a joke from the get-go. I later made up with VonHalen and he's a cool dude. He knows it was all a misunderstanding, and my intentions were harmless, or playful shall we say.
hw1969: So then what?
TP1: Obviously, things have never been the same. I've been watched like a Hawk by Assclown, the Traitor, and Chelle. It's damn retarded. They're like forum Hitlers n shit. Brad has even told Chelle to quit whining at times when she whined to him. LOL. Speaking of Brad. There was this moron from the Army who registered as TimPabs2, and was posting shit at the Dome that he read on one of my websites, and was just spitting out to people. This is an issue too, because I've had my run-ins with Internet stalkers n shit, so this kinda scared me. Once I found out who it was, I told TopTimmy to be on the lookout at Links, and I told VonHalen to talk to Sarge. I email Brad and paste him some threads and shit figuring he'd understand from the whole Metallica insident where someone posted under his name. He emailed the webmaster and requested the name get banned. You know what he said to me? He said, "It's up for discussion with the mods." I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK SAY DO THEY HAVE!???" Damnit Hitch...they shouldn't even get any kind of choice in the matter! This doesn't concern them! Fucking Brad really cares! He was a real asshole for that! That just goes to show that he can give two shits about anyone but himself, and whoever kisses his ass! He fucked everyone by using the official name to bribe people into coming to the Dome. The band ain't gonna post there. EVH said himself he doesn't know shit about the computer. Anyway, if you're not part of their little "Clique", then you're nothing. This karma system I hear is going out, which is good. It's abused! People like Fernando that post question mark after question mark have +6 karma, and well thought out posts get shit! I'm not knocking Fernando. It's not his fault. But these mods are total losers! For some reason now, Brad banned my name again. Obviously I'm the talk of discussion in the mod room again. Take a look in there one day and look how many posts are in that mod forum. That's just showing their is a lot of shit said behind EVERYONE'S back! There is no way that many posts are for people like you Hitch, or me, or FORD or what have you. Just bullshit. The REAL VH fans hate that place. Gee, I wonder why!
hw1969: What are you doing now?
TP1: I call Links my home now. I've made some good friends there in Brett, Jerel, TopTimmy, and Seenbad. I also cause havoc with FORD at the Army for shits n giggles, and old time's sake. He understands too. Of course, I like the Army where I can talk to you, and I've made good friends with WARF, and so on. I'll still be around of course dude. Talking to the "TRUE FANS OF VH"!!! Peace out! And hopefully everyone visits Hitchworld!
...and everyone GET TO THE NEW hitchWORLD forums, register, and let us know what you think!!! Thanks again to TimPabs1 for all the hard work and for the perspective which validates the current hitchWORLD stance on the pleasureDUMP and it's moderators.
BEST!!
-h69