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Big Troubles
06-27-2004, 09:26 PM
This has got to be one of my favourite Van Halen classic songs! Only Van Halen (Dave era) could sing a song about selling ice cream. But to us fans, we knew the inside joke. "Im your "ice cream" man, stop me when I pass you by, Ive got all your flavours, Gauranteed! to satisfy."

On a side note... Mr GrumpyAss makes fun of this song and adds his own words to belittle our main man Dave. For shame on MGA. For shame. I say we wait until MGA is sleeping and we cut off his hairy nipples with a rusty grapefuit spoon and pour vinegar over his open wounds until he shits himself a football sized apology for Dave bashing. Any other ideas? ;)

Mr GrumpyAss
06-27-2004, 09:46 PM
LMAO! sorry BT but this song is by far the worst Dave song ever!

Maple dip,chocolate chip ice cream man
Blizzard and bannana split,ice cream man..WOW! YA! sing it

Scooby Doo ba do bop Blah blah blah you get my point LOL :D

Big Troubles
06-27-2004, 10:48 PM
Not nice. You are surrounded in this Army. Once people click on this thread you will have an "ice cream" truck full of shit to dig out of. ;)

Mr GrumpyAss
06-27-2004, 11:03 PM
Well when that ice cream truck full of shit comes along BT, I just hope Dave's not driving singing that fuckin moronic song. LOL :D

Big Troubles
06-27-2004, 11:04 PM
:D Oh he will. He's got two scoops for you!

Mr GrumpyAss
06-27-2004, 11:11 PM
Two scoops, a clown truck, 10 bucks, and a Dippity Doo bar.

Oh my he's the ice cream man YA YA YA he's the ice cream man, singing it loud and proud!
Ice cream man, sprinkles and caramel.woooooo tastes so good baby

LOL :D

Big Troubles
06-27-2004, 11:15 PM
:D

Big Troubles
06-27-2004, 11:17 PM
Why everyone wants to be Dave. I give you his girlfirend.

Mr GrumpyAss
06-27-2004, 11:25 PM
Jesus Christ! That should be a house hold appliance LOL

JCOOK
07-07-2004, 04:57 PM
ONE OF EDS' BEST PIECES OF NASTY GUITAR WORK

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-09-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by JCOOK
ONE OF EDS' BEST PIECES OF NASTY GUITAR WORK

Hell yeah, Ed was cookin that day. And the song has Dave's personality all over it.

Loons The Great
12-25-2006, 04:29 PM
Who likes Ice Cream 'round heeya nah yezz?