So...JoJo

[Kristy]

So..I cum home from walking the dog and this shit is playing




"What is this shit?" I inquire.

"Oh, that's JoJo." replies the semi-conservative roommate

"She's blown who...?" I immediately say.

So..on the record goes and every as in every song is the same. Something about tweenyboper leaky facet vaginas and STD by the time you're 14 sung pseudo-rap stylee by a white girl who secretly wants to be Ke$ha. I know about zilch about her. And I hope to keep it that way.

[Sensible Shoes]

I ain't looking at that. I can feel myself losing IQ points as we speak.

[Kristy]

Yeah, it's more buzz kill than any KISS record.