Roth Army Vocab 101 [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

DLR Bridge

07-29-2013, 09:23 PM

What words or phrases have leaked into your every day vocabulary thanks to hanging out at the ol' Roth Army?

I've got a hand full so far:

• butt hurt ( :hee: )
• weak sauce
• Rethuglican (good one Ford)
• ghey (h pronounced ever so slightly)

Anyone else got any?

Sensible Shoes

07-29-2013, 09:25 PM

cunt. As part of other words - as "cuntsidered."

Seshmeister

07-29-2013, 09:33 PM

I got banned from my football team's website for repeatedly using cuntsidered. :)

VAiN

07-29-2013, 09:35 PM

I use grate a lot... it's grate.

Seshmeister

07-29-2013, 09:39 PM

FORD is the master of creating these memes.

So BCE = Bush Criminal Empire(I think)

I'm pretty sure he infamously coined 'sheep' for people who would take any old shit from the band(Hagar/Cherone) rather than Roth way back maybe 15 years ago now?

I don't want to score points here but it did open my eyes to something I hadn't really thought about before which is the strange use of language in the bible and preachers where followers are very often called sheep or a flock. To me that's an extraordinary and telling use of language. Even if you are happy that Jesus might call you mindless, should a guy who has maybe done a theology degree(usually one of the easiest at a college) really refer to people that attend his church as his sheep?

DLR Bridge

07-29-2013, 09:51 PM

Wow, I was never 100% on the BCE thing. Thought it was Bush Cheney Era.

hambon4lif

07-29-2013, 09:58 PM

The word 'pron'. I say it loud alot of times....ALOT!

FORD

07-29-2013, 10:02 PM

• Rethuglican (good one Ford)

Thanks, but I don't think I came up with that one.

Now "Repuke", on the other hand.... that might have been one of mine. Or at least I think I was the first one to use it here. :gulp:

DLR Bridge

07-29-2013, 10:12 PM

Both good ones that I associate with you from when I first started here. Haven't used repuke in public yet, though. But the other one gets a chuckle. :yo:

clarathecarrot

07-29-2013, 11:11 PM

Hey, I got one how about, fuck off assholes...that's new huh?

Smart guys with your words and smarts and books and all you learning a nad the raeding of book and the "I'm Smart" I got words and things to make with the comments..whattever..pussies.

Pffffft..I'm so smart cause I can make words...shhhitt.

Hey, let's read..I got book went to big sckool up the way of the learned scholars of ancient lineage of making, matriculation at university..pffft... "WE WEAR SHOES"...all you and your smartness.

"Attitard"...yeah I got that..."Attitard".... Used as, "Hey what the fuck is with the; "Attitard":adverb ,adjecy=tive. dirived: from vegetable carrot.

Wurds...:headscratch:

DLR Bridge

07-29-2013, 11:27 PM

And there went the air out of the room.

LoungeMachine

07-29-2013, 11:28 PM

GUNT

:gulp:

DLR Bridge

07-29-2013, 11:43 PM

GUNT

:gulp:

Ahh, forgot about that one!

vandeleur

07-30-2013, 12:24 AM

So that's what BCE stands for, I wanted to ask but didnt want to show my ignorance . Well any more than normal .
Tard , in the front line any insult thrown usually ends with the word tard.

DLR Bridge

07-30-2013, 12:34 AM

I'm right there with ya on the BCE, tard. :biggrin:

Seshmeister

07-30-2013, 05:28 AM

I had forgotten but Rothtard used to be used quite a lot at other boards about people here. :)

twonabomber

07-30-2013, 09:29 AM

The word 'pron'. I say it loud alot of times....ALOT!

I fuckin' hate that one! Just say it. Everyone knows everyone else beats off anyways!

Same with old guys calling beers "pops." We know you're drunks, just be honest.

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 01:29 PM

popgear :(

not really :hee:

Kristy

07-30-2013, 02:01 PM

• Rethuglican (good one Ford)
• ghey (h pronounced ever so slightly)

Both mine (not originally)

What would you cretins do without me?

DLR Bridge

07-30-2013, 02:06 PM

Both mine (not originally)

Oxymoron much :biggrin:

I knew ghey was yours.

Kristy

07-30-2013, 02:16 PM

Oxymoron much :biggrin:

I knew ghey was yours.

I'm more of a moron with Oxy Cream

http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/103288_oxy_10_vanishing_cream.jpg

Igosplut

07-30-2013, 02:57 PM

Same with old guys calling beers "pops." We know you're drunks, just be honest.

That came about from the noise made when they're uncapped, not from trying to hide the description. My dear departed Gramp told me that...

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:21 PM

HIPPOCRATE :gulp:

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:22 PM

roth beer pest

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:23 PM

ugh "clique" :guzzle:

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:27 PM

tuner

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:27 PM

*clique*

Coined by cadaverdog to describe those that found him hilarious even when he wasn't trying to be.

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:29 PM

*The Lurks*

A play on the name, The Links....refers to a copycat DLR site founded so they didn't have to deal with the big, mean Lounge Machine anymore......

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:31 PM

"warf" see "munson"

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:34 PM

*sockfucker*

Anyone who uses a sock during masturbation to keep from touch themselves and catching "the gay"

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:36 PM

*sockfucker*

Anyone who uses a sock during masturbation to keep from touch themselves and catching "the gay"

:gulp:

otherwise, still perfectly normal

ZahZoo

07-30-2013, 03:37 PM

Miserable Cocksuckers™

While it's an old term and really had a good run on the HBO series Deadwood...

But this place gave me the only real world application that fit consistently and still does...

DONNIEP

07-30-2013, 03:37 PM

*The Lurks*

A play on the name, The Links....refers to a copycat DLR site founded so they didn't have to deal with the big, mean Lounge Machine anymore......

I like The Lurks. But Island Of Misfit Toys was my favorite. I expect you to come up with another good one in a week or two!

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:37 PM

*clique*

Coined by cadaverdog to describe those that found him hilarious even when he wasn't trying to be.

see *blue man group*

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:40 PM

I like The Lurks. But Island Of Misfit Toys was my favorite. I expect you to come up with another good one in a week or two!

RothChats was another one of mine, and The Lurks is pretty much RothChats v3.2

:gulp:

*itchy banning finger* was a classic gem from MAX

FORD

07-30-2013, 03:52 PM

I like The Lurks. But Island Of Misfit Toys was my favorite. I expect you to come up with another good one in a week or two!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S1bdNBvOURk/SzGLcQx0NNI/AAAAAAAAJNg/JtQPKDFq2Rk/s400/misfit29.JPG
Nobody wants to play with a Socky in the box :( :sockfucker:

LoungeMachine

07-30-2013, 03:53 PM

I swear I coined JizzyStool, but FORD says it was him......

:gulp:

PETE'S BROTHER

07-30-2013, 03:54 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S1bdNBvOURk/SzGLcQx0NNI/AAAAAAAAJNg/JtQPKDFq2Rk/s400/misfit29.JPG
Nobody wants to play with a Socky in the box :( :sockfucker:

the box is a sock

twonabomber

07-30-2013, 09:33 PM

Island of Dipshit Toys?

Warham

07-30-2013, 11:09 PM

RothChats was another one of mine, and The Lurks is pretty much RothChats v3.2

:gulp:

*itchy banning finger* was a classic gem from MAX

Are you sure you came up with that one?

DONNIEP

07-30-2013, 11:14 PM

Hmmm...the plot thickens...

Zing!

07-30-2013, 11:50 PM

Verily.

Love ya JC!

LoungeMachine

07-31-2013, 12:55 AM

Are you sure you came up with that one?

Yep.

Positive.

Dan

07-31-2013, 06:15 AM

Yes,Yes And Yes
Get A Hairy Dog Up You
How Rude
How Dare You
Pants Off

Matt White

07-31-2013, 07:04 AM

"Exactly, exactly"

"Yes, yes and Yes"

"A-Cha-cha cha

binnie

07-31-2013, 07:14 AM

My personal favorite was LARG

Kristy

07-31-2013, 07:56 AM

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

DLR Bridge

07-31-2013, 08:20 AM

My personal favorite was LARG

I don't know that one, it reminds me of "larve" that I've seen Matt use. Think I've spoken that a time or two.

DLR Bridge

07-31-2013, 08:21 AM

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

That does have a nice bite to it. Have you ever actually said it to someone? And if so, how did they take it?

Kristy

07-31-2013, 08:42 AM

Me: "So, I see you are a fan of classic Van Halen"

Cretin: "Dhat's ruight, stul got me muh 1984 World Tuoor t-shirt."

Me: "Impressive"

Cretin: Eem like 50 now and stul liv wih muh parents. But Ruth iz stul dah man!"

Me: "Tell me, have you considered dying in a fire? You know, just to thin out your psychosocial herd of chronically unemployed perpetual classic rock losers who double as failed musicans?"

Cretin" "Fuck yew, gunt! Fucking hipster. Guh lustun to yer Elvis Costello or Radioshed! Gunt! I'll rape yuoo wuth muh skis on!"

Me: "Radioshed..?"

Cretin: "Betcha gut one of dem vaccination shots. Nut unly are yeu a gunt yuew a sheeple. Alex Jones! Alex Jones!"

Me: "Here, have a book of matches. On me. No charge."

twonabomber

07-31-2013, 08:43 AM

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

ZahZoo

07-31-2013, 10:58 AM

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

Kristy

07-31-2013, 11:04 AM

Hey! "Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw!' was from me!

(And I stole that from the movie Heathers)

Angel

07-31-2013, 11:04 AM

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

Catfish-scumsucking bottom feeder. :D

Mushroom

07-31-2013, 11:06 AM

flappo

07-31-2013, 11:06 AM

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

Von Halen

07-31-2013, 11:09 AM

i hated catfish but at least he had game

How ironic is it that Fuckfish is really a mud shark now? :biggrin:

Kristy

07-31-2013, 11:19 AM

Personally, I like "blow me while hanging [in a noose, SIC] from a bridge"

Yeah, that was my better work from my psychoticspeak days*

*Which was only yesterday

PETE'S BROTHER

08-02-2013, 08:14 PM

.....joe rogan :meinsmiley:

:gulp:

Igosplut

08-02-2013, 08:56 PM

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

Yep, me and Catfish went round and round for a few years. Just like you and I did back in what? 2003? And look where it all ends up. I took something wrong that Fish said to Von (in a joking manner) and went on the offensive, and it ends years later with a stalemate. just shows what most of this shit is worth......

vandeleur

08-02-2013, 09:12 PM

I still like go fuck yourself with a chain saw :D

Igosplut

08-02-2013, 11:19 PM

Catfish-scumsucking bottom feeder. :D

Catfish as his username was a good guy. We had nothing but the best at DDLR. Coarse probably wouldn't say that about me but oh well.....

Angel

08-02-2013, 11:28 PM

Catfish as his username was a good guy. We had nothing but the best at DDLR. Coarse probably wouldn't say that about me but oh well.....

Scumsucking bottom feeder was my term for him when we had our little spat. ;) I always liked him though.

Igosplut

08-02-2013, 11:31 PM

Scumsucking bottom feeder was my term for him when we had our little spat. ;) I always liked him though.

Yep he was an ass and went for the jugular, but sometimes that what the boards are.....

Kristy

09-10-2013, 09:01 AM

Kirsten Dunst - banal posting (see: Hardrock 69) that keeps on weaving it way in more and more threads. Kirsten Dunst is the next step in going beyond ghey threads in that the subject is so god damn inane to begin with.

For exampie:

"Dude, ADKOT is a classic!"
"Slayer is da shit!"
"Alex Jone$"

Exemptions are criticisms against (filthy) hippies and metal fans.

ODShowtime

09-10-2013, 07:28 PM

cunt. As part of other words - as "cuntsidered."

I like "cuntplaining" better.

Zing!

09-10-2013, 10:32 PM

Wouldn't it be hot shit if Kristy turned out to be Kirsten Dunst?

I'd laugh.

FORD

09-10-2013, 10:38 PM

Wouldn't it be hot shit if Kristy turned out to be Kirsten Dunst?

I'd laugh.

Well, they both apparently have a great appreciation of herbal medicines......

http://www.hightimes.com/read/dunst-world-would-be-better-if-everyone-smoked-weed

Kristy

09-10-2013, 11:03 PM

Naw, she has F A T thighs. Gross.

http://www.kirstenimages.com/kirstenimages/albums/outandabout/2013/09_september/LosAngeles060913_07.jpg

DLR Bridge

09-10-2013, 11:14 PM

What the what the?? That's fat?

Kristy

09-10-2013, 11:24 PM

Fuck yeah, that's F A T. Also her breast look like they are literally hurting her.

DLR Bridge

09-10-2013, 11:51 PM

Ok. Up until now, I always thought F A T thighs looked like this...
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/11/eze9ubeq.jpg
And breasts that might hurt one's self looked like this...
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/11/2udyge4u.jpg
Thanks for setting me straight!

Kristy

09-10-2013, 11:54 PM

That's just chronic obesity - a growing epidemic in this country.

DLR Bridge

09-11-2013, 12:00 AM

That's just chronic obesity - a growing epidemic in this country.

Not that second one. You can't be obese with skinny legs, can ya?

Both images compliments of Walmart by the by. Thanks America.

Kristy

09-11-2013, 12:11 AM

Yes. Thank you America. Great fucking Cabaret Voltaire tune!!! I love tunes about paranoia, corrupt religion and THE MAN fucking up pretty much everything. See...you can fuck to this:

Now here on the other hand is Kirsten Dunst music for retards and fuck ups. You cannot fuck to this, EVER! It's recorded in Dunst-O-Rama Sound. Banal as fuck - just like Hardrock 69

Kristy

09-11-2013, 12:28 AM

Here's another exampie. Rat "The Premier" drummer Scabies and Co. totally and brilliantly revamp a rather obscure Arthur Lee tune and...whoa! What in the fuck is that!?!? A trumpet!?!? In a punk band!?

Now, here is the Kirsten Dunst-O-Rama versh: (it's pretty fucking retarded)

Kristy

09-11-2013, 12:33 AM

Hardrock69 of course, loves the vids that are banal. And he has watched every Kirsten Dunst movie ever made and ever to be made. They inspire him to write banal posts on banal subjects.

Kristy

09-11-2013, 12:47 AM

Here we have brilliance! Academy Award winning stuff! Total Kristy posts:

...and here we just have Kirsten Dunst (talking about her career) Total Hardrock69 posts: