Sing along with Alex Jones!

[FORD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofR6W10eUtQ#at=118

Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig? :biggrin:

[jhale667]

Nah, Jones is adamant about the use of tuners. ;)

[FORD]

But aren't tuners part of the zionistilluminatimuslimsocialistaliencommunist conspiracy?? :headlights:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

But aren't tuners part of the zionistilluminatimuslimsocialistaliencommunist conspiracy?? :headlights:

the ones that race cars on back streets?

[jhale667]

Stop playing the race car, man! :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin: it's just a pigment difference... :doh:

[jhale667]

Melanin.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Melanin.

not on a race car!!! :pullinghair:

[kwame k]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofR6W10eUtQ#at=118

Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig? :biggrin:

Two words........



















































Douche Bag;)

[FORD]

Hey, he might need a drummer too, ya know? :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

Drum machines are the way to go.....

:gulp:

They never ask to borrow beer money, they're never late to practice, and you never have to worry about a drum machine's girlfriend hitting on you all the time ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

drummers get girlfriends?

[LoungeMachine]

drummers get girlfriends?

How the fuck else are they going to get to rehearsal?

:gulp:

The bus?

[jhale667]

not on a race car!!! :pullinghair:

There you go again! :lmao:

[Never was]

Drum machines are the way to go.....

:gulp:

They never ask to borrow beer money, they're never late to practice, and you never have to worry about a drum machine's girlfriend hitting on you all the time ;)

Bad idea you need a drummer to level the riser. When the drool comes out of both sides of the mouth that sucker is level.

[jhale667]

I just made it through 38 seconds of that shit... Jones was too lazy to find a vocal-less karaoke version of "Secret Agent Man"? Or did he intentionally want to be out of time stepping on the actual vocal...?




Based on this, bettin' he can't play to a click, either.... :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

ELVI$ Jones don't play to no click track, biatch.

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Bad idea you need a drummer to level the riser. When the drool comes out of both sides of the mouth that sucker is level.

And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget... ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Drummers do serve a purpose.....

:gulp:

If they ride with you, you can use the car pool lane, and if they leave a pair of drumsticks on the dash, you can park in the Handicapped Spaces...

[LoungeMachine]

And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget... ;)

But every time he delivers, the knocking seems to speed up. ;)

[Never was]

But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat

[LoungeMachine]

But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat

Depends ;)

[Kristy]

He actually makes Glenn Beck look sane.

[BITEYOASS]

Not as good as his death metal classic "LIES, LIES, LIES, LIE-LIE-LIES!!!" :banme:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLDKpNZmgY

[BITEYOASS]

Then there is the avant-garde "Scum, Filth, Dirt, Slime, Trash"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEYoE9Y7rI4

[Kristy]

Now that I think about it, I make Alex Jone$ look sane.

[Angel]

now that i think about it, i make alex jone$ look sane.

lmfao!!!!

[ELVIS]

You girls should like this one...




:elvis:

[Kristy]

No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Not funny at all.

[Seshmeister]

You girls should like this one...



It's unkind to laugh at the mentally ill.

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's unkind to laugh at the mentally ill.


True.

If this guy really wanted to make some positive difference he wouldn't go out of his way to act like such a toolbag.
It's just theater and holding an audience and giving the anger management crowd something to have smoke come out of their ears over.

[Kristy]

Jone$ strikes me as a the proverbial F A T kid who was bullied all though his adolescence. I also suspect he had/has a rich daddy who complained a lot about "govbermunt" when it came time to pay taxes and instilled a paranoia and distrust into F A T little Alex's mind as a result. Despite the fact Alex obviously lacks the primary social skills required to be a higher functioning human being all he can do is become a carnival barker for all the other social rejects and retards just as fucked up as he is. Still, what gets me me about Jone$ is how he maintains this cult figure status for his disenfranchised audience. In other words, you can't believe in him or follow this F A T bag of shit until you are just as irrationally paranoid and distrustful. Is Jone$ mentally ill? That's hard to say - he is a grand wizard of bullshit and knows how to pull it off for profit.