Would you pay $2 million dollars to live in a TRAILER?

[FORD]

A $2 million mobile home in Malibu
This is no ordinary mobile home. It's no ordinary location, either.

Actress Betsy Russell of the "Saw" franchise, who played killer Jigsaw's ex-wife, is selling her three-bedroom, four-full-bath custom home above Southern California's Zuma Beach. It boasts the "best whitewater ocean views in Malibu under $2 million," the listing says. It's offered at a dollar less than $2 million.

Besides those killer views, the buyer will get 3,090 square feet of living space with heated limestone floors, stainless steel appliances, and granite and marble countertops.

Oh -- and the buyer will also get a monthly bill of $3,565 for the privilege of living in the park. (That's on top of any mortgage payment.)

Any takers? The listing agent is Madison Hildebrand -- himself a star, as one of the featured brokers in Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles."

By Jennifer Karmon, Yahoo! Homes

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[FORD]

Of course there are upsides to this thing......

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At the end of the day though, it's still a trailer......

[Kristy]

Zuma Beach was prime California real estate back in he 70's. Not so sure of its worth today. But I'd rather pay $2 mil to fuck the corpse of Amy Winehouse.

[Nickdfresh]

Why does one need heated limestone floors there?

[sadaist]

NO.

I'd pay 250k for a house in the valley, 3br 2 ba. 30k on a terrific SUV, and the other 1.7 mill I'd invest & live off the modest interest while pursuing my hobbies of fishing, playing guitar, driving across the country, and wasting as much time on the Internet as possible.

[Igosplut]

Why does one need heated limestone floors there?

Nice and warm when you pass out on the floor....

[Kristy]

playing guitar

Please don't. The world already has enough Bad Company tribute bands.

[Seshmeister]

Why does one need heated limestone floors there?

Why does one need more bathrooms than bedrooms?

[Sensible Shoes]

For somebody who is really full of shit.

[Sensible Shoes]

It was so obvious....

[envy_me]

If it's trailer, why does it have a "location"? You can drive it where ever you want :D

[FORD]

Hell, it's in Malibu. Wheels aren't the feature you need. You should want the damn thing to float, when the "big earthquake" comes and Malibu slides into the ocean.

[twonabomber]

Why does one need more bathrooms than bedrooms?

I'm even up, three n' three. Not quite the view, but I can see a sliver of Lake Erie from the living room.

[Coyote]

A 2 million dollar trailer? That'd better come with a blowjob...

[twonabomber]

More like a subscription to the "BJ of the Week" club...