Would you pay $2 million dollars to live in a TRAILER?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Would you pay $2 million dollars to live in a TRAILER?

    A $2 million mobile home in Malibu
    This is no ordinary mobile home. It's no ordinary location, either.

    Actress Betsy Russell of the "Saw" franchise, who played killer Jigsaw's ex-wife, is selling her three-bedroom, four-full-bath custom home above Southern California's Zuma Beach. It boasts the "best whitewater ocean views in Malibu under $2 million," the listing says. It's offered at a dollar less than $2 million.

    Besides those killer views, the buyer will get 3,090 square feet of living space with heated limestone floors, stainless steel appliances, and granite and marble countertops.

    Oh -- and the buyer will also get a monthly bill of $3,565 for the privilege of living in the park. (That's on top of any mortgage payment.)

    Any takers? The listing agent is Madison Hildebrand -- himself a star, as one of the featured brokers in Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles."

    By Jennifer Karmon, Yahoo! Homes

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    Of course there are upsides to this thing......



    At the end of the day though, it's still a trailer......
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16336

      #3
      Zuma Beach was prime California real estate back in he 70's. Not so sure of its worth today. But I'd rather pay $2 mil to fuck the corpse of Amy Winehouse.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49125

        #4
        Why does one need heated limestone floors there?

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          NO.

          I'd pay 250k for a house in the valley, 3br 2 ba. 30k on a terrific SUV, and the other 1.7 mill I'd invest & live off the modest interest while pursuing my hobbies of fishing, playing guitar, driving across the country, and wasting as much time on the Internet as possible.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Igosplut
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 2793

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Why does one need heated limestone floors there?
            Nice and warm when you pass out on the floor....
            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16336

              #7
              Originally posted by sadaist
              playing guitar
              Please don't. The world already has enough Bad Company tribute bands.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35158

                #8
                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                Why does one need heated limestone floors there?
                Why does one need more bathrooms than bedrooms?

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                • Sensible Shoes
                  Full Member Status

                  • Oct 2009
                  • 4648

                  #9
                  For somebody who is really full of shit.

                  Oh dear.

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #10
                    It was so obvious....

                    Oh dear.

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                    • envy_me
                      Swedish Love Pump
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 7180

                      #11
                      If it's trailer, why does it have a "location"? You can drive it where ever you want
                      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58754

                        #12
                        Hell, it's in Malibu. Wheels aren't the feature you need. You should want the damn thing to float, when the "big earthquake" comes and Malibu slides into the ocean.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • twonabomber
                          formerly F A T
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11189

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Why does one need more bathrooms than bedrooms?
                          I'm even up, three n' three. Not quite the view, but I can see a sliver of Lake Erie from the living room.
                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185

                            #14
                            A 2 million dollar trailer? That'd better come with a blowjob...
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                            • twonabomber
                              formerly F A T
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11189

                              #15
                              More like a subscription to the "BJ of the Week" club...
                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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