Oral sex- an ode to love

[Mr GrumpyAss]

ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

[Mr GrumpyAss]

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

[Big Troubles]

LOL nice. Charming too! Are single? :D

[Sweet Irony]

Charming indeed....lol!

I guess theres some truth here....

[lms2]

as long as you maintain a sense of humour, I think they are kinda funny.

[Big Troubles]

I feel a little scared for MGA. He's a Gary/Sammy fan trapped in a...well...Gary/Sam body actualy. :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

That's not SEXY!

Let me have a stab at it...
Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

Oral Sex is oh so sweet
I love to lick and taste your meat
Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
long wet licks, become my craft

The perfect rythm
hand strokes, tight grip
all the way down, up to the tip

impulses, hardness
moans and sighs
I suck and work you
grab your thighs

small drops of your manhood
taste like fresh honey
I beg you for more, sticky and runny

Your body flenches, I know that it's time
I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
I swallow your sweetness with love and pride

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's not SEXY!

Let me have a stab at it...
Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

Oral Sex is oh so sweet
I love to lick and taste your meat
Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
long wet licks, become my craft

The perfect rythm
hand strokes, tight grip
all the way down, up to the tip

impulses, hardness
moans and sighs
I suck and work you
grab your thighs

small drops of your manhood
taste like fresh honey
I beg you for more, sticky and runny

Your body flenches, I know that it's time
I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
I swallow your sweetness with love and pride

YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's not SEXY!

Let me have a stab at it...
Ewee sorry about the Lorena Bobbit reference fellas...

Oral Sex is oh so sweet
I love to lick and taste your meat
Twirlls and tickles on your shaft
long wet licks, become my craft

The perfect rythm
hand strokes, tight grip
all the way down, up to the tip

impulses, hardness
moans and sighs
I suck and work you
grab your thighs

small drops of your manhood
taste like fresh honey
I beg you for more, sticky and runny

Your body flenches, I know that it's time
I grab you tigtly and hold on for the ride
your juices they flow, I drink them like wine
I swallow your sweetness with love and pride

That perked me up! :D

[classicdude]

:blow:

Woo-hooo!!!