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September 12, 2013
FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE (http://wonkette.com/528483/hello-it-is-i-vladimir-putin)
by Gary Legum
12:45 pm September 12, 2013
Hello! It Is I, Vladimir Putin!
Today Russian President Vladimir Putin wrote an op-ed for The New York Times in which he pleaded with the United States to be cautious in its dealings with Syria. Thanks to the type of journalistic legwork you have come to expect from your Wonkette, we were able to turn up the original draft of Putin’s op-ed, before his handlers and diplomats and people with a better command of the English language put their stamps on it. We present it here for your enlightenment.
Greetings, American swine friends. I write to you today from the great city of Moscow, where we are enjoying unusually balmy September weather of nearly 20 degrees on your Fahrenheit scale. Much warmer than relations between your President Obama and myself, yes? Certainly warmer than the liquid nitrogen rocket fuel I have just ordered our glorious Russian military to pump into our nuclear missiles in preparation for launch.
Ha ha, I kid! Is old Cold War joke, not unlike what your hero President Reagan used to make, yes? Please everyone go change mass-produced capitalist underwear from Hanes. I will wait.
You are back? Okey-doke, as you say. America, I speak to you today in your newspaper of record as your great friend. Everyone has that one friend like Russia: greater in land area, richer in natural resources, taller (yes! I am tall like mighty fir tree!), with the muscles and the charisma and the pure sexual magnetism that draws women to him in clubs while you sip club soda in corner before going home alone to shamefully masturbate into old gym sock. That friend who can out-drink you, out-fuck you, and storm into wilderness wearing only loincloth, to return with carcass of Siberian tiger he killed with bare hands.
America, you are great country. But you are one of many countries and very few of the others like you. Whether it is because of your arrogance or your pervasive hegemonic culture, or simply your continuing to export those McDonald’s fish filet sandwiches to every corner of the earth, I cannot say. But I must ask, have any of you ever eaten these fish filet sandwiches? Yebany v rot! I would rather eat one of the rolls of good Soviet toilet paper I used to stand on line for four days in winter in St. Petersburg with my beloved babushka to receive. Now I have toilet paper made of the softest fur of lynx I hunt myself on our glorious Russian taigas. Much better stuff, I am saying truth!
I understand your President Obama uses official White House toilet paper embossed with seal of the president, specially made for him by great capitalists at Charmin. Which is nice too. Perhaps he will bring me roll at next G20 summit, and I will bring him lynx fur, and we will have nice time. Perhaps sending a few rolls to Damascus will solve this crisis, even. Make President Assad less grumpy.
Speaking of President Assad, may I speak to you of him? I remind you if you say no that I am former KGB and can have you killed in your bed. Ha ha, is joke again! But seriously, you should probably check locks on your house. Especially you, Mr. H. Steinbrenner of 145 Golden Lane, Tampa, FL. (President Putin is big Red Sox fan.)
President Assad has long been great friend of the Russian people. He has bought so, so many of our weapons. Certainly he is now using those weapons to kill citizens of his country, but we did not know he would do that when we sold them to him. If I am salesman at your Best Buy and I sell you expensive video camera, and then you take camera back to your tastefully furnished suburban home, with recessed lighting and eat-in breakfast nook and unpayable mortgage, to film child pornography, who am I to stop you? It is now your camera and your home and I, the great salesman, am now assistant assistant manager at Best Buy. Everybody wins!
Besides, maybe filming your child pornography will keep you occupied so that you will not spend your time acquiring nuclear weapons and blow up any Middle Eastern oil fields, thus throwing world economy into disorder. If that were to happen, how would you export your McDonald’s fish filets to all corners of globe?
America, I hope this is now making the sense to you.
So what is to be done here, about Syria? Well, America could fire some of your missiles at it. But then you would not have those missiles anymore, and you Americans love to own things. You are very fond of your cars and your televisions and your home margarita machines. And those missiles cost you good money! You should keep them, they will be collector’s items someday, like Carl Yastrzemski rookie card.
Also if you fire these missiles at President Assad, you are firing them at his great personal friend: me, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, president of Russia and supreme awesome hunter who once tracked and killed Siberian bear with own hands while wearing nothing but camouflage parachute pants and necklace made of gulag prisoners’ teeth. Why would you do that to President Putin? I thought we were friends! I put your hero Edward Snowden up for a few months! I even offered your president toilet paper I made myself from lynx fur!
America, once again I am disappoint. But you can still get back in my backside. Or is it good side? Silly English idioms! Yes, please to tell your president you prefer our new plan of repossessing all of President Assad’s weapons. He has been late on his payments anyway. My cousin Sergey has truck, I will send him over to Damascus with a few guys he knows to take weapons back. We will store them in safe place until Assad comes up with payments or someone else wants to buy them, and there will be no more need for President Obama to interrupt America’s Got Talent (Tuesday nights on your NBC!) to make speech to you again. He loves giving speech, yes? Once at summit in Turkey he went on and on and on at dinner until one of my deputies fell asleep with his face in his plate of manti. When he awoke he had heat blisters and looked like undercooked chicken. Oh, we laughed and laughed!
Anyway, you will tell your president this. Or I will kill you.
Sincerely your great friend,
Vladimir Putin
Wait a minute.... what's this?
with the muscles and the charisma and the pure sexual magnetism that draws women to him in clubs while you sip club soda in corner before going home alone to shamefully masturbate into old gym sock.
How does Putin know C-dog????? :headlights: :sockfucker:
Kristy
09-12-2013, 03:17 PM
What is he, like 12?
I seriously doubt he wrote this. Although have to agree with him on the McDonald's angle.
What is he, like 12?
I seriously doubt he wrote this. Although have to agree with him on the McDonald's angle.
No, actually that was a parody. I just thought it was a pretty good one.
But in the interest of fairness, I guess I should post Pooty's real article.......
September 11, 2013
A Plea for Caution From Russia
By VLADIMIR V. PUTIN
MOSCOW — RECENT events surrounding Syria have prompted me to speak directly to the American people and their political leaders. It is important to do so at a time of insufficient communication between our societies.
Relations between us have passed through different stages. We stood against each other during the cold war. But we were also allies once, and defeated the Nazis together. The universal international organization — the United Nations — was then established to prevent such devastation from ever happening again.
The United Nations’ founders understood that decisions affecting war and peace should happen only by consensus, and with America’s consent the veto by Security Council permanent members was enshrined in the United Nations Charter. The profound wisdom of this has underpinned the stability of international relations for decades.
No one wants the United Nations to suffer the fate of the League of Nations, which collapsed because it lacked real leverage. This is possible if influential countries bypass the United Nations and take military action without Security Council authorization.
The potential strike by the United States against Syria, despite strong opposition from many countries and major political and religious leaders, including the pope, will result in more innocent victims and escalation, potentially spreading the conflict far beyond Syria’s borders. A strike would increase violence and unleash a new wave of terrorism. It could undermine multilateral efforts to resolve the Iranian nuclear problem and the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and further destabilize the Middle East and North Africa. It could throw the entire system of international law and order out of balance.
Syria is not witnessing a battle for democracy, but an armed conflict between government and opposition in a multireligious country. There are few champions of democracy in Syria. But there are more than enough Qaeda fighters and extremists of all stripes battling the government. The United States State Department has designated Al Nusra Front and the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, fighting with the opposition, as terrorist organizations. This internal conflict, fueled by foreign weapons supplied to the opposition, is one of the bloodiest in the world.
Mercenaries from Arab countries fighting there, and hundreds of militants from Western countries and even Russia, are an issue of our deep concern. Might they not return to our countries with experience acquired in Syria? After all, after fighting in Libya, extremists moved on to Mali. This threatens us all.
From the outset, Russia has advocated peaceful dialogue enabling Syrians to develop a compromise plan for their own future. We are not protecting the Syrian government, but international law. We need to use the United Nations Security Council and believe that preserving law and order in today’s complex and turbulent world is one of the few ways to keep international relations from sliding into chaos. The law is still the law, and we must follow it whether we like it or not. Under current international law, force is permitted only in self-defense or by the decision of the Security Council. Anything else is unacceptable under the United Nations Charter and would constitute an act of aggression.
No one doubts that poison gas was used in Syria. But there is every reason to believe it was used not by the Syrian Army, but by opposition forces, to provoke intervention by their powerful foreign patrons, who would be siding with the fundamentalists. Reports that militants are preparing another attack — this time against Israel — cannot be ignored.
It is alarming that military intervention in internal conflicts in foreign countries has become commonplace for the United States. Is it in America’s long-term interest? I doubt it. Millions around the world increasingly see America not as a model of democracy but as relying solely on brute force, cobbling coalitions together under the slogan “you’re either with us or against us.”
But force has proved ineffective and pointless. Afghanistan is reeling, and no one can say what will happen after international forces withdraw. Libya is divided into tribes and clans. In Iraq the civil war continues, with dozens killed each day. In the United States, many draw an analogy between Iraq and Syria, and ask why their government would want to repeat recent mistakes.
No matter how targeted the strikes or how sophisticated the weapons, civilian casualties are inevitable, including the elderly and children, whom the strikes are meant to protect.
The world reacts by asking: if you cannot count on international law, then you must find other ways to ensure your security. Thus a growing number of countries seek to acquire weapons of mass destruction. This is logical: if you have the bomb, no one will touch you. We are left with talk of the need to strengthen nonproliferation, when in reality this is being eroded.
We must stop using the language of force and return to the path of civilized diplomatic and political settlement.
A new opportunity to avoid military action has emerged in the past few days. The United States, Russia and all members of the international community must take advantage of the Syrian government’s willingness to place its chemical arsenal under international control for subsequent destruction. Judging by the statements of President Obama, the United States sees this as an alternative to military action.
I welcome the president’s interest in continuing the dialogue with Russia on Syria. We must work together to keep this hope alive, as we agreed to at the Group of 8 meeting in Lough Erne in Northern Ireland in June, and steer the discussion back toward negotiations.
If we can avoid force against Syria, this will improve the atmosphere in international affairs and strengthen mutual trust. It will be our shared success and open the door to cooperation on other critical issues.
My working and personal relationship with President Obama is marked by growing trust. I appreciate this. I carefully studied his address to the nation on Tuesday. And I would rather disagree with a case he made on American exceptionalism, stating that the United States’ policy is “what makes America different. It’s what makes us exceptional.” It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation. There are big countries and small countries, rich and poor, those with long democratic traditions and those still finding their way to democracy. Their policies differ, too. We are all different, but when we ask for the Lord’s blessings, we must not forget that God created us equal.
Vladimir V. Putin is the president of Russia.
Russia the peace broker....The US the war monger.
Strange times...
Strange days indeed......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_0di2IL440
Zing!
09-13-2013, 11:39 AM
I'm convinced coming up with the nickname 'Pooty-Poot' is the greatest accomplishment of Dubya's political career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxXxPWdXxE
jacksmar
03-03-2014, 08:29 PM
So....
how much does a 1 1/2 hour phone call to Russia cost? A little late for phone sex.
Ubama is without doubt the the dumbest boy cunt that has ever been prez. Even too dumb to remember Bush's Georgia move in 2008.
I have an idea,,
Bomb the fuck out of Iran while putzy is busy...............
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/65/6535/85C4100Z/posters/dominique-mollard-1991-gulf-war-iraq-bombing.jpg
Why don't we bomb the fuck out of Florida instead? Unlike Iran, they have actually done things to harm this country.
The stolen 2000 election being the most obvious example. The CIA flight school that trained Mo Atta and his pals (financed by BCE coke smuggling) would work too. Not to mention idiots running around killing children over loud music and bags of Skittles.
And BTW... if Barry hooked up the "Red Phone" to the Vonage International calling plan, he could call Pooty and all the other foreign leaders for just $9.99/month
http://www.vonage.com/world-calling-plans/vonage-world?refer_id=WEBHB090201002W1&iCMP=v_com_HomePage_HB_LearnMoreLink
Is it a secure line? With the NSA tapping ALL the phones, what the fuck does that even mean anymore??
jacksmar
03-03-2014, 09:04 PM
Why don't we bomb the fuck out of Florida instead? Unlike Iran, they have actually done things to harm this country.
The stolen 2000 election being the most obvious example. The CIA flight school that trained Mo Atta and his pals (financed by BCE coke smuggling) would work too. Not to mention idiots running around killing children over loud music and bags of Skittles.
See if your little mind understands this:
As a true commie lib asshole you might get this..........
http://tightrope.cc/catalog/images/f-you-trayvon-sticker.jpg
Let me know if you need any assistance; satan can assist.
jacksmar
03-03-2014, 09:05 PM
And BTW... if Barry hooked up the "Red Phone" to the Vonage International calling plan, he could call Pooty and all the other foreign leaders for just $9.99/month
http://www.vonage.com/world-calling-plans/vonage-world?refer_id=WEBHB090201002W1&iCMP=v_com_HomePage_HB_LearnMoreLink
Is it a secure line? With the NSA tapping ALL the phones, what the fuck does that even mean anymore??
Barry White????????????
jacksmar
03-03-2014, 09:21 PM
funny very funny
ELVIS
03-03-2014, 09:26 PM
Why don't we bomb the fuck out of Florida instead? Unlike Iran, they have actually done things to harm this country.
The OCE is gonna do more than just hack your computer for that bit of authoritarian bullshit...
You're worse than Cheeney...
ELVIS
03-03-2014, 09:29 PM
Barry White????????????
Any relation to Betty White ??
The OCE is gonna do more than just hack your computer for that bit of authoritarian bullshit...
You're worse than Cheeney...
Nah.... we just need to make sure Cheney is at "ground zero" of the first target. Which will be either Jeb's house, or Allen West's place. Either one is fine with me.
Limbaugh's pool cabana/converted to his radio studio can be in the second wave of bombings.... and then those lazy fucks in Miami whose parents couldn't take out one guy in green pajamas.
ELVIS
03-03-2014, 09:42 PM
But why bomb them ??
Well, I really don't want to bomb ANYBODY, of course.
But it seems like Jerksmear wanted to get his war on with SOMEBODY. So all I'm saying, is why the fuck should we pick on Iran when we could obliterate some useless fucks who have actually done serious damage to the United States of America if we HAD to bomb the shit out of somebody.
Cheney is a goddamned war criminal, and Limpdick and Allen West have openly advocated treason on numerous occasions. And the Miami Cubans have partnered up with the BCE on all sorts of crimes which may or may not have included JFK's murder.
All of which is more than any Iranian has ever done against this country. With the possible exception of a couple douchebags who took a few hostages over 30 years ago. And those guys probably died in that 10 year war with Iraq - where both sides were armed and manipulated by the BCE.
ELVIS
03-03-2014, 10:30 PM
Maybe Obomba should just detain them all without due process...
jacksmar
03-04-2014, 07:16 PM
http://nypost.com/2014/03/03/jimmy-obama/
http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/obamacarter.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1
Jimmy Obama
Vladimir Putin has taken the measure of Barack Obama. He’s found Jimmy Carter.
Like Jimmy Carter, who boasted he was free of any “inordinate fear of communism,” Obama began his term as president vowing to “reset” relations with Russia.
Like Jimmy Carter, who conveyed weakness when Iran took our embassy staff hostage, Obama confirmed his own weakness when he drew a red line in Syria and then backed down from enforcing it.
Like Jimmy Carter, who was rewarded by Leonid Brezhnev with a Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, Putin has returned Obama’s favor with a Russian invasion of Ukraine.
And just like Carter, who responded with what his staff called “a strong public statement,” Obama responded with his own statement saying he is “deeply concerned” by Russia’s military movement in Ukraine.
Wow.... the Rupert Murdoch Post wants war with Russia..... and they wanted war with Iran & Syria too.
I guess those rumors about Murdoch being NuttyYahoo's bitch were true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DMo3uQpd40
fraroc
03-04-2014, 09:22 PM
See if your little mind understands this:
As a true commie lib asshole you might get this..........
http://tightrope.cc/catalog/images/f-you-trayvon-sticker.jpg
Let me know if you need any assistance; satan can assist.
Please excuse jacksmar FORD, he has sand in his vagina.
jacksmar
03-04-2014, 09:29 PM
Please excuse jacksmar FORD, he has sand in his vagina.
Seriously. How did you know I was pressing pussy on the beach this past weekend with my current favorite broad?
http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sandy-bum.jpg
jacksmar
03-04-2014, 09:43 PM
Wow.... the Rupert Murdoch Post wants war with Russia..... and they wanted war with Iran & Syria too.
I guess those rumors about Murdoch being NuttyYahoo's bitch were true.
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The only little bitch is anyone that believes Putzy is leaving what he just conquered.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldtvs56FxN1qfz4xco1_500.jpg
Barry's US military service photo?
http://www.freewebs.com/franklinrosariomuseoart/barack-obama-muslim-garb.jpg
ELVIS
03-04-2014, 09:48 PM
That's a good houseboy...
One of these days, Jerksmear is going to learn how to use the quote function properly and I won't have to fix his schizo rambling posts so much anymore......
ELVIS
03-04-2014, 11:12 PM
Maybe that's just his posting style ??
I have no problem following his posts...
Nickdfresh
03-04-2014, 11:13 PM
Seriously. How did you know I was pressing pussy on the beach this past weekend with my current favorite broad?
http://www.frontarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sandy-bum.jpg
You couldn't press pussy on a beach if you found a dead cat...
Super-angry, mind-numbingly school boy white right wing political douches are vagina repellant. Which is usually why they're so angry to begin with...
ELVIS
03-04-2014, 11:21 PM
Ummm...
What, Dickforbreath ??
Maybe that's just his posting style ??
I have no problem following his posts...
Probably because I already fixed them by the time you read 'em :biggrin:
ELVIS
03-04-2014, 11:35 PM
Wrong...
Again...;)
Nickdfresh
03-05-2014, 12:16 AM
Ummm...
What, Dickforbreath ??
Has your stepford wife run kicking and screaming from you yet after you again explain how colloidal vitamins will resolve your erectile dysfunction and 9/11 was just a "black op to take ur guns"?
ELVIS
03-05-2014, 12:20 AM
I dont have ED, dumbass...
And if you dont see how 911 ushered in the police state, you're asleep...
Nickdfresh
03-05-2014, 12:34 AM
Elvis, this thread isn't about your ED, man!
ELVIS
03-05-2014, 12:38 AM
Nor is it about your un-hipness...
Nickdfresh
03-05-2014, 12:43 AM
Nor is it about your un-hipness...
Jesus fuck, dude. Teetotaler Cajun shut-in says what?
ELVIS
03-05-2014, 12:51 AM
Exactly, dumbass...
jacksmar
03-05-2014, 06:51 AM
You couldn't press pussy on a beach if you found a dead cat...
Super-angry, mind-numbingly school boy white right wing political douches are vagina repellant. Which is usually why they're so angry to begin with...
nick,
you're getting seriously weird......
back off the white guilt, a lot, pull obamas cock out of your ass and come up for air...
the breeze on the beach is mighty fine.....
https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024887928425749&pid=15.1
Nickdfresh
03-05-2014, 04:46 PM
nick,
you're getting seriously weird......
back off the white guilt, a lot, pull obamas cock out of your ass and come up for air...
the breeze on the beach is mighty fine.....
https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608024887928425749&pid=15.1
Yeah, you're still not getting laid...
jacksmar
03-05-2014, 07:14 PM
Russia Today ( for the Fartman fans )
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/mar/05/abby-martin-russia-today-crimea-video
Seditious gash learning that Russia Today is a propaganda channel.
And Liz Wahl, in the network's D.C. bureau, said she could no longer be "part of a network that whitewashes the actions of Putin."
Dumb gashes will drag their slug trails to CNN or pmsbc shortly.
Pay attention, Jerksmear...... I just posted that in the other thread.
Though I would actually love to see Thom Hartmann take over Piss Morgan's time slot on CNN.
If the network had any sense, they would do exactly that. But CNN hasn't had any interest in the truth since the day TimeWhorener/AOLCIA took over.
jacksmar
03-05-2014, 09:34 PM
strom fartmam at zzzzzzznn? just bbs or dds or whatever bullshit passes for netwerp nudes.
Nitro Express
03-05-2014, 10:44 PM
Pay attention, Jerksmear...... I just posted that in the other thread.
Though I would actually love to see Thom Hartmann take over Piss Morgan's time slot on CNN.
If the network had any sense, they would do exactly that. But CNN hasn't had any interest in the truth since the day TimeWhorener/AOLCIA took over.
I think Russia Today allows air time to people who expose the banking oligarch collusion and fraud because it was these same people who came into Russia and fleeced it. It's the same ilk that fleeced the Ukraine. People get too stuck on Putin. What they need to understand is we have a common enemy. The corporate oligarchs. People are getting fooled into supporting the oligarchs with this Ukraine business. It's why we don't have a press in the US or Europe that covers the issue in depth and why RT does.
Hey if George Soros and his type of ilk didn't meddle and fleece countries like the Ukraine we wouldn't be having this Ukraine crisis.
jacksmar
03-17-2014, 10:31 AM
http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/obama_clown_poster-p228136200921597057qzz0_400-300x300.jpg
Barry to respond to putzy tonight.
Putzy to The Kenyan Houseboy: I won.
jacksmar
03-17-2014, 10:45 AM
Now putzy is really shaking with fear. Barry Occupier has issued a piece of paper. Barry must not have read:
My working and personal relationship with President Obama is marked by growing trust.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/03/17/fact-sheet-ukraine-related-sanctions
And on green day. Another tree has fallen.
Nitro Express
03-17-2014, 11:25 AM
The average russian has been through more crap than the average american could possibly imagine. They take pride in it too. Putin grew up in Leningrad. His family survived the german siege of the city. Read up on it. It was horrid. Believe me, they just view this whole Ukraine business as another challenge. Nothing more. Another thing is russians band together and unify if someone fucks with them. You may notice orange and black ribbons being worn. They are the WWII victory ribbons. They know the US has been sponsoring false flags in the ukraine and trying to pull russia into a war. They know the EU and the US have a combined debt of $30 trillion and the petro-dollar is doomed. They just have to run the clock out. Once the petro-dollar is finished the US has no money to finance it's war machine with.
It's all about the petro-dollar. The US could care less about the Ukrainian people and the russians know this. Russia is a major player in the BRICS consortum that no longer trade in the US dollar and russia doesn't need OPEC oil. This is all about who DOMINATES. Simple as that.
I for one would like a military strong enough to defend the home front and to stay out of other countries affairs and stop supporting this corporate empire that benefits the average american very little. It's about the so called 1% dominating the world while our standard of living goes to shit here. The US has traded domestic manufacturing for a war and oil economy. Nobody wants to really end war here because too many jobs are dependent on it but it hasn't bettered our standard of living. Just think of what we could do at home with the money we waste on our military. We bailed out the bankers and has it improved the economy?
Why would Putin want to invade the Ukraine? It's a basket case. Conquering it would drag on the russian economy and bring little in. Putin is no dummy. He took over a broke nation, kicked the oligarchs out, paid off the debt, and now they have a surplus and long-term development plans. Instead of conquering the chinese model of becoming the best partner tends to work better. The Ukraine has agricultural goods to sell so become the main customer. That way you get the assets without getting stuck with trying to run the basket case.
It's more about US and EU meddling because they want to take russia down because it's a long-term economic threat to the western corporate empire scheme.
Another thing. Failed politicians love to take a country to war because it becomes a distraction for the people. It's like throwing a stick to distract an angry dog coming after you. Bankers also love war. They make money and have a bad habit of financing both sides. The average citizen in any of the NATO participating countries have nothing to gain in a war with russia. They actually have a lot to lose. Maybe if this Ukraine skam fails McCain will go back to wanting to have war with Iran again. I mean holy shit. It's getting old. Meanwhile the death clock on the petro-dollar ticks away.
Nitro Express
03-17-2014, 11:55 AM
Now putzy is really shaking with fear. Barry Occupier has issued a piece of paper. Barry must not have read:
My working and personal relationship with President Obama is marked by growing trust.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/03/17/fact-sheet-ukraine-related-sanctions
And on green day. Another tree has fallen.
Barry is a stuffed suit. It's not Barry who Putin is concerned with, it's who Barry works for and believe me, it's not the american people. It's Putin's old foes the western oligarchs. The same people he gave the boot to and kicked out of russia. The George Soros types. He knows George Co. owns Obama and they have full use of the US military machine. One that Obama has demoralized and weakened by the way.
It's a bad joke. You have people wanting to use the US might for their own selfish purposes but the puppet they have put in power hates america and is actually in the process of destroying what they want to use. It's kind of hard to fight the spetznaz with a politically correct military in pink uniforms. LOL!
Holy hell. Pass the black caviar and pour me another glass of Russian Standard. Oh and where's the little hottie in the fur coat from Irkutsk? I need something to pass the time while the west grows up. Especially the child who's in the White House.
Nitro Express
03-17-2014, 01:18 PM
Out of all the noise on the news. This probably sums the situation up the best. LOL!
Nickdfresh
03-17-2014, 08:37 PM
http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/obama_clown_poster-p228136200921597057qzz0_400-300x300.jpg
Barry to respond to putzy tonight.
Putzy to The Kenyan Houseboy: I won.
What was your alternative, jacksoff? old man?
Should we send in the military, as long as it isn't you you big pussy?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/80a7cb3900c01d6f4836cb4c46046b6a/tumblr_mxpmlm0wA01sm5j08o1_1280.jpg
Hey there's an idea.... let's send the "KISS Army" to do the next foreign invasion.
Nickdfresh
03-17-2014, 08:54 PM
They might invade someone's anal cavity...
jacksmar
03-18-2014, 11:33 AM
What was your alternative, jacksoff? old man?
Should we send in the military, as long as it isn't you you big pussy?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/80a7cb3900c01d6f4836cb4c46046b6a/tumblr_mxpmlm0wA01sm5j08o1_1280.jpg
We should have followed the example set in 2008, but the baboons ass you cowards voted for was too busy examining his views as to whether faggots and faggot voters could suck cock.
Note that Putzy hates faggots and the Kenyan Houseboy flips for faggots. That truly is the defining factor for the affluent around Buffalo.
BTW, turn off your heat asshole, you're killing coal miners.
http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/obama_clown_poster-p228136200921597057qzz0_400-300x300.jpg
jacksmar
03-18-2014, 11:36 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yThL2MxZ1cE/T_2ZGEPt8gI/AAAAAAAAAyM/njrT9d1lbbw/s1600/kiss_playboy.jpg
For the record, not even the VH boys have done a Playboy shoot. Not bad for a bunch of old men.
Nitro Express
03-18-2014, 11:52 AM
Here's the reality check. Borders eventually shift along cultural and language lines. The Crimea was eventually going to go back to mother Russia. Also, Victoria Nuland has proven our State Department has much to be desired. We meddled in another country's affairs and look who we are backing. Thugs. The first thing they did was outlaw the russian language. We poked russia in the belly and it played us like a bunch of fools.
Also all the debt the US has ran up running this military machine around the world is starting to take it's toll. We are losing our influence in the middle east. The Saudis are seeing the writing on the wall. The petrodollar days are coming to an end and the US won't have the money to finance it's war machine much longer. Putin knows this. China knows this. NATO is making some desperate last moves trying to take Putin down in hopes of saving the petrodollar.
You can't spend like a drunken sailor and throw your weight around forever. Maybe the average american should think about why their infrastructure is crumbling and why things are so shitty at home. Well. It's because the money was wasted on the military industrial complex and it really doesn't have much to show for the money spent. People's misery has been the result of the government in Washington DC more than it has been the result of the government in Moscow, Russia.
The politicians in Washington need a distraction. NATO needs an excuse to continue to exist. My question is where do they get the money when the world isolates us and refuses to use our dollar? China and Russia aren't going to finance our war mongering. The US and the EU are broke. I mean looting Libya and american retirement funds only can take you so far.
I mean these war mongering fools can stand at the bow and thump their chest all they want but they will soon find there is nobody rowing the boat.
Nitro Express
03-18-2014, 12:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yThL2MxZ1cE/T_2ZGEPt8gI/AAAAAAAAAyM/njrT9d1lbbw/s1600/kiss_playboy.jpg
For the record, not even the VH boys have done a Playboy shoot. Not bad for a bunch of old men.
Gene Simmons is worth $300 million. I would love to see what kind of women he could score if he ran a lawn care business. Them tits were bought. Them girls are for hire. Michael Moore could buy himself that if he wanted to.
vandeleur
03-18-2014, 12:56 PM
So your saying money attracts women .....mmmm
DONNIEP
03-18-2014, 01:12 PM
There's something slightly disturbing about that big titted Gene chick on the bottom right...
vandeleur
03-18-2014, 01:15 PM
The blonde to the left of her at the front is a bit flat chested for playboy ..... Paul has bigger tits :D
DONNIEP
03-18-2014, 01:38 PM
The blonde to the left of her at the front is a bit flat chested for playboy ..... Paul has bigger tits :D
Yeah, but Paul has nicer hair.
vandeleur
03-18-2014, 01:45 PM
Paul's like a bunny girl in reverse real tits and fake hair :)
DONNIEP
03-18-2014, 02:02 PM
Paul's like a bunny girl in reverse real tits and fake hair :)
And if he tucked that thing back you wouldn't know he was a he until it was almost too late, lol.
Nickdfresh
03-18-2014, 02:03 PM
paul's like a bunny girl in reverse real tits and fake hair :)
lmfao!! :D
binnie
03-18-2014, 04:46 PM
Ironic that we'd be discussing tits in a thread about Putin...........
Nitro Express
03-18-2014, 05:51 PM
There's something slightly disturbing about that big titted Gene chick on the bottom right...
Shit. The whole gaggle is disturbing.
Nitro Express
03-18-2014, 05:53 PM
The blonde to the left of her at the front is a bit flat chested for playboy ..... Paul has bigger tits :D
Well you know what a tightwad Gene is. He didn't want to waste money to buy better tits.
fraroc
03-18-2014, 09:29 PM
Hey there's an idea.... let's send the "KISS Army" to do the next foreign invasion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyGTT4jzDEE
Nitro Express
03-19-2014, 03:28 AM
Ironic that we'd be discussing tits in a thread about Putin...........
Ok. Back to Putin and the Ukraine situation. This is an interesting perspective. Then we can get back to tits!
http://youtu.be/yCO5nZgvtbY
Nickdfresh
03-22-2014, 04:34 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/0eeb159154db9a75453bbf68dc27c193/tumblr_n27zyzP2qj1rog7vio3_400.gif
:D ;)
Seshmeister
10-19-2018, 08:25 PM
Wow remember way back many many years ago when the right leaning Americans didn't like Putin...? :)
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