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Kristy
10-03-2013, 03:38 PM
http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/03/20805397-shots-fired-at-uscapitol-female-suspect-in-custody?lite

FORD
10-03-2013, 03:47 PM
I'll say it before ELVIS does....

FALSE FLAG!111!!!!

Actually it might be, in this case. There were some news reports just about an hour or so that indicated BONER was showing signs of breaking free from his teabag captors and pledging to at least not default on the debts, if not ending the shutdown outright.

But you suddenly lock down Congress with some woman attempting to attack first the White House, and then Congress, and you have to wonder about the timing.....

***off to find some tin foil***

ELVIS
10-03-2013, 03:57 PM
Hahahahaha...

The navy yard shooting was an obvious false flag, BTW...

Kristy
10-03-2013, 03:59 PM
I'll say it before ELVIS does...

Don't bet on it. Elvis won't say anything until his cult leader Jone$ tells him to.

ELVIS
10-03-2013, 05:13 PM
Go smoke some drugs...

The alert people are talking...

78/84 guy
10-03-2013, 05:24 PM
Elvis and alert don't really go together for me.

ELVIS
10-03-2013, 06:47 PM
Yeah, you're probably a cock and rectum type of guy...

BITEYOASS
10-03-2013, 09:31 PM
Geez, does this look like a fuckin' adult hookup site for Gay men ELBINO? Go find a new prison bitch someplace else.

Nitro Express
10-04-2013, 07:18 AM
It was either a false flag or those god dammed tea baggers did it! Got to love the US. We really do need another civil war on our soil. Some chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool here. The only thing is people are too fat and lazy to fight here.

Nitro Express
10-04-2013, 07:19 AM
Geez, does this look like a fuckin' adult hookup site for Gay men ELBINO? Go find a new prison bitch someplace else.

Internet bitch slapping. That's about as much of a fight as you are going to get anymore.

BITEYOASS
10-04-2013, 08:59 AM
It was either a false flag or those god dammed tea baggers did it! Got to love the US. We really do need another civil war on our soil. Some chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool here. The only thing is people are too fat and lazy to fight here. If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

Nitro Express
10-04-2013, 09:01 AM
If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

It will if you are better at fighting than they are. They like to run their mouths. Let's see if they can walk the talk.

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 09:03 AM
I'm quite sure the "separatist rednecks" would win any real fight...

jacksmar
10-04-2013, 09:11 AM
If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

Define redneck, please. I'm pretty confident I know the meaning of the other 2 adjectives and noun.

Y'all.

jacksmar
10-04-2013, 09:22 AM
From the ARS:

I am proud to be an American and affirm that the United States of America is one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. I embrace the historical heritage of the Redneck. This heritage includes men wearing red scarves around their necks while escaping religious persecution in Scotland centuries ago. It includes farmers whose hard work in the sun-drenched fields of this nation's breadbasket burned their necks crimson red while keeping Americans fed. As a Redneck, I work hard and I play hard. As a Redneck, I am able to laugh at myself. In short, as an American Redneck, I have a sense of country and a sense of humor.

From Jeff Foxworthy:
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You've ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever financed a tattoo.

Which brings me to tattoos............

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 09:38 AM
C'mon jack...

Words don't have meaning anymore...

That's old school...

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 09:47 AM
Looks like the lady was spooked out of her skull if you ask me...now we have our answer though.

Americans will open fire on themselves when prodded.

I don't even recognize my country anymore.

Angel
10-04-2013, 10:04 AM
Looks like the lady was spooked out of her skull if you ask me...now we have our answer though.

Americans will open fire on themselves when prodded.

I don't even recognize my country anymore.

Very sad. Don't know why you don't recognize your country though....

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 10:17 AM
Because America as us real Americans know it is gone...

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 11:52 AM
Very sad. Don't know why you don't recognize your country though....

Seriously? It reminds me more of a Nazi runup to WWII!

NSA spying...7 different intelligence agencies all collecting data on you, your neighbors where you go, what you buy and when you do it. Mine your calls and emails all with your money despite being "transparent".

Running guns, starting wars, slinging dope, setting up military bases/"listening" stations on every damned continent and almost every nation.

Operating right under your noses with false flags and "training missions" just seem to happen on the same day as a tragedy...9-11-01, Boston Marathon and now this poor lady that was caught up in this mess. There was a freaking BABY in a carseat in that car. I don't know where you live but when cops, secret service, military men or anyone with a weapon thinks it's A-OK to go ahead and shootup a car with an infant in it...then all civility is erased, laws abandoned, professional courtesy swept under the rug and we're entering Mad Max territory!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvKKCEXT8sE

We've become what our Founding Fathers feared.

Seshmeister
10-04-2013, 12:47 PM
You should get a job at http://www.discoveramerica.com/ :)

PETE'S BROTHER
10-04-2013, 12:57 PM
http://blog.flickr.net/en/2013/10/04/crafting-scenes-of-iconic-americana/

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 01:09 PM
Seriously? It reminds me more of a Nazi runup to WWII!

There was a freaking BABY in a carseat in that car. I don't know where you live but when cops, secret service, military men or anyone with a weapon thinks it's A-OK to go ahead and shootup a car with an infant in it...then all civility is erased, laws abandoned, professional courtesy swept under the rug and we're entering Mad Max territory!

We've become what our Founding Fathers feared.

Did you see the standing ovation in the so called House for murdering a mother with the baby in the car ??


http://youtu.be/dM_flkAhBNk

This IS Nazi Germany on steroids and Big Pharma poison!!!


:mad2:OBOMBA:mad2:

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 01:16 PM
Wow...unbelievable...just wow.


Welcome to the new normal.

Kristy
10-04-2013, 01:29 PM
Did you see the standing ovation in the so called House for murdering a mother with the baby in the car ??

Must have missed that one, Alex.

Seshmeister
10-04-2013, 01:34 PM
Did you see the standing ovation in the so called House for murdering a mother with the baby in the car ??



An unarmed mother - that's bad enough but applauding at best a tragedy at worst a trigger happy dickhead?

jhale667
10-04-2013, 01:43 PM
An unarmed mother - that's bad enough but applauding at best a tragedy at worst a trigger happy dickhead?

Pretty much inexcusable. But consider the source(s).

FORD
10-04-2013, 01:44 PM
Well... these same teabaggers are starving children and demanding that they don't have healthcare, so why should it surprise anybody that they applaud the senseless murder of a baby's mother? :(

Ironically, if this apparently mentally ill woman had bought an assault rifle and used that as a weapon instead of her car, the teabaggers would have been her biggest fans.

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 02:10 PM
FORD, the stupid cuts across both party lines on this one. Watch the vid...they ALL stood up...ALL of them.

Our nation is what our Founding Fathers warned us about. Our Constitution and Bill of Rights...add the Federalist Papers too as they were used to explain the 2 to the common man...their forward thinking was to provide a nation with an open ended system Republic that can (and they knew it would) change. They understood the meaning of revoloution...and planned this all over some crafted ales in a tavern.

The blueprint is there for all of us to follow.

FORD
10-04-2013, 02:21 PM
Well, the "democrats" probably only applauded because Steny WHORE made the speech. I never liked that son of a bitch...especially since I saw the speech where he completely prostituted himself to AIPAC in 2002, shilling for the Iraq war even harder than the actual PNAC members. But there's certainly enough corruption among the alleged "democrats" due to the KKKoch funded "DLC" .

Sometimes I swear they pump something into the air inside the "beltway" that keeps them all from seeing reality. :(

Nitro Express
10-04-2013, 02:31 PM
All the two party system is anymore is political theater. Both parties are bought by the same corporate interests. The only thing that differs is the rhetoric. They keep us divided arguing about the stupid rhetoric when we should be standing together and restoring the rule of constitutional law. All while all this arguing goes on they are arming government agencies with military styled arms and vehicles and running drills on urban warfare. Gee it looks like someone is serious about taking over and tell Joe Citizen to take it up the ass.

The rest of the world is dumping the Federal Reserve Note. The FED is stiffing it's bond holders and not giving Germany it's gold back. When these countries go to our government to do something about it, nothing is done. So what will eventually happen is no foreign country will want the US Dollar and when that happens confidence here will wain. Then the Fed is done. That is unless they can take things by force and that looks to be their plan. All the while we arguing over who's criminals are more benevolent.

So it's probably a good idea to set some state banks up and have some alternative currency to keep local economies going until the big mess gets ironed out.

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 02:46 PM
:stirthepot:

Soooo, when a leader say like for instance Saddam Hussein states he wants OPEC to take away the US dollar as the official currency...wait a minute....

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 02:50 PM
All the two party system is anymore is political theater. Both parties are bought by the same corporate interests. The only thing that differs is the rhetoric. They keep us divided arguing about the stupid rhetoric when we should be standing together and restoring the rule of constitutional law. All while all this arguing goes on they are arming government agencies with military styled arms and vehicles and running drills on urban warfare. Gee it looks like someone is serious about taking over and tell Joe Citizen to take it up the ass.

The rest of the world is dumping the Federal Reserve Note. The FED is stiffing it's bond holders and not giving Germany it's gold back. When these countries go to our government to do something about it, nothing is done. So what will eventually happen is no foreign country will want the US Dollar and when that happens confidence here will wain. Then the Fed is done. That is unless they can take things by force and that looks to be their plan. All the while we arguing over who's criminals are more benevolent.

So it's probably a good idea to set some state banks up and have some alternative currency to keep local economies going until the big mess gets ironed out.


The Federal Reserve is one large criminal enterprise. Our Founding Fathers understood and knew the evils of centralized banking all too well. Any time a President goes against the grain...watch out...Jackson...Lincoln...Kennedy...Reagan...and a host of others...senators too!

FORD
10-04-2013, 03:16 PM
When did Reagan say anything against the "Federal" Reserve?

I don't recall him saying anything on the subject, but if the historical precedent of Lincoln and Kennedy were followed, then Reagan would have said something in his first two months of office. Or in other words, before March 30, 1981.

Seshmeister
10-04-2013, 04:05 PM
That's the thing about assassination attempts on US presidents, there are always a hell of a lot of possible motives...

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 04:15 PM
When did Reagan say anything against the "Federal" Reserve?

I don't recall him saying anything on the subject, but if the historical precedent of Lincoln and Kennedy were followed, then Reagan would have said something in his first two months of office. Or in other words, before March 30, 1981.

C'mon...use the Google.

"The Federal Reserve is answerable to no one.” - Ronald Reagan


There's more too.

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 04:16 PM
That's the thing about assassination attempts on US presidents, there are always a hell of a lot of possible motives...

True...it's just those pesky coincidences....and repeated patterns.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4n0J19yFMY


LOL!

78/84 guy
10-04-2013, 04:25 PM
Did you see the standing ovation in the so called House for murdering a mother with the baby in the car ??


http://youtu.be/dM_flkAhBNk

This IS Nazi Germany on steroids and Big Pharma poison!!!


:mad2:OBOMBA:mad2:

Notice how they never shot out the tires to try and stop her ? They had no clue that kid was in the car ! Lucky they didn't kill it.

78/84 guy
10-04-2013, 04:27 PM
Yeah, you're probably a cock and rectum type of guy...

Nah, Pussy is were it's at. Just texted the girlfriend today that she gets laid more than a porn star. Nice try though.

DrMaddVibe
10-04-2013, 04:28 PM
They'd make up lies about how the baby was the mastermind or some other crap. The media in a rush to get the story first will blurt any damned lie and keep on running with the ones they're given.

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 04:54 PM
Well, the "democrats" probably only applauded because Steny WHORE made the speech. I never liked that son of a bitch...especially since I saw the speech where he completely prostituted himself to AIPAC in 2002, shilling for the Iraq war even harder than the actual PNAC members. But there's certainly enough corruption among the alleged "democrats" due to the KKKoch funded "DLC" .

Sometimes I swear they pump something into the air inside the "beltway" that keeps them all from seeing reality. :(

Enough with the left / right crap already...

It's a ceremonial farce and you keep on playing the game...

jhale667
10-04-2013, 04:59 PM
Notice how they never shot out the tires to try and stop her ? They had no clue that kid was in the car ! Lucky they didn't kill it.

Would've been a little bit harder for her to reach speeds of 80mph driving on the rims, that's for sure...

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 05:04 PM
Wow...unbelievable...just wow.

Welcome to the new normal.

This should make you happy...

The criminals handed these out at the door as a token of their appreciation of murder...

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/99868900-thank-you-capitol-police-button-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=9QMziWNtBI6whP66vhs4oZcPoRb6OpS5phuUOcutbeHj6ksz CvXX5J1fqYswmVkpd0x70QLHBXscz6wp6X6Yfg%3D%3D


:elvis:

78/84 guy
10-04-2013, 05:06 PM
I guess it's a lot easier to aim at the window than a tire on a non moving vehicle ! These guy's are trained ? My ass ! Maybe on paper !

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 05:08 PM
I'm quite sure they did exactly what they were trained to do...

FORD
10-04-2013, 07:04 PM
...and here's the most bizzare irony.... they did it for FREE.

Yep... the Capitol Police are federal employees. Which means they aren't getting paid to murder mentally ill mothers. Just applause from the fucking tantrum-throwing teabaggers who are stealing their paycheck.

Now I don't advocate violence, but who really deserves it more? A woman with mental problems, or the fascist fools starving her kid?*







* Admittedly I'm speculating on the dead woman's motives here, but if she was not currently working, due to her mental issues, and was on WIC for her child as a result, that might have very well been what triggered her actions.

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 08:51 PM
Or the demitards blaming the shooting on "tebaggers" whomever they are...

VAiN
10-04-2013, 09:03 PM
It's disgusting. I worry about the future - a lot. I hate the direction things are going.. I REALLY hate how nobody seems to give a fuck. The majority of people are clueless and completely OK with circling the drain.

Seshmeister
10-04-2013, 09:28 PM
Well... these same teabaggers are starving children and demanding that they don't have healthcare, so why should it surprise anybody that they applaud the senseless murder of a baby's mother? :(


Looks to me as though they are all clapping, even the odd one that isn't a rich white middle aged man so you can't blame it on the teabaggers.

BITEYOASS
10-04-2013, 09:48 PM
Oddly enough, if this crazy woman was doing this same criminal act during the Bush-era, ELBINO and his lot would have applauded the actions taken by the Capitol Police.

BITEYOASS
10-04-2013, 09:58 PM
Our nation is what our Founding Fathers warned us about.

You mean a nation that has banned slavery, given women the right to vote, workers a minimum wage and keeping old people from starving to death?

Our Constitution and Bill of Rights...add the Federalist Papers too as they were used to explain the 2 to the common man

With common man meaning a white-male landowner over the age of 21.

...their forward thinking was to provide a nation with an open ended system Republic that can (and they knew it would) change.

Well no shit sherlock! Of course it has changed. It basically all of these paranoid white-folk (mostly southern) who are throwing a shit fit about how this country is ending, armageddon, blah blah blah. Yet they are the ones who are dismantling it in the first place all because some half-black person is the president.

They understood the meaning of revoloution...and planned this all over some crafted ales in a tavern.

Without the consent of everyone who wasn't a white-male landowner over the age of 21.

ELVIS
10-04-2013, 10:05 PM
Oddly enough, if this crazy woman was doing this same criminal act during the Bush-era, ELBINO and his lot would have applauded the actions taken by the Capitol Police.

Even if that were true (it's not, of course) what good would it be saying it ??

FORD
10-04-2013, 10:59 PM
They understood the meaning of revoloution...and planned this all over some crafted ales in a tavern.


Hey, that's how I did most of my college finals! They were technically "take home" tests, but nobody took them home.... we took them to the tavern across the street from the college and knocked the damn thing out over several pitchers of beer :gulp:

If they had let me take tests that way in high school, I might have had better grades.....

DrMaddVibe
10-05-2013, 08:24 AM
Our nation is what our Founding Fathers warned us about.

You mean a nation that has banned slavery, given women the right to vote, workers a minimum wage and keeping old people from starving to death?

Our Constitution and Bill of Rights...add the Federalist Papers too as they were used to explain the 2 to the common man

With common man meaning a white-male landowner over the age of 21.

...their forward thinking was to provide a nation with an open ended system Republic that can (and they knew it would) change.

Well no shit sherlock! Of course it has changed. It basically all of these paranoid white-folk (mostly southern) who are throwing a shit fit about how this country is ending, armageddon, blah blah blah. Yet they are the ones who are dismantling it in the first place all because some half-black person is the president.

They understood the meaning of revoloution...and planned this all over some crafted ales in a tavern.

Without the consent of everyone who wasn't a white-male landowner over the age of 21.


Your understanding of the Founding Fathers and their documents is lacking. Had you chose to further your education in the matter you would've found that instead of social engineering the issues they were pressed to create a nation that would sort itself out. They were busy carving out a nation instead of giving you a minimum wage! They didn't want the government to get in the way of commerce though and believed in a "hands off" approach. They wanted the marketplace to decide what is a fair price and how much you get paid should depend on your talents not what some union is going to pay you or you'd be free to move on and better yourself. There were several statesmen that understood and voiced their opinion on every issue you raised. Instead, you choose to bash them over the head when what they gave you, me and every entitled US citizen was a "blueprint" of Freedom. Their dream was alive and well. Everything you curse them for was changed using their "blueprint". Some issues took longer than others, but they were resolved. The game of Politics got in the way. Don't blame them for crafting documents that "breathe" with the times, you should read up on them and rejoice that you have them. They are what will save this nation. Not nitpicking a political party or senator or even our President. That's the game the politicians want you to play. The Us vs. Them game. You should be smarter and wiser than them.

Start here...

http://www.foundingfathers.info/federalistpapers/

Your "journey" begins with a single step.

DrMaddVibe
10-05-2013, 08:27 AM
...and here's the most bizzare irony.... they did it for FREE.

Yep... the Capitol Police are federal employees. Which means they aren't getting paid to murder mentally ill mothers. Just applause from the fucking tantrum-throwing teabaggers who are stealing their paycheck.

Now I don't advocate violence, but who really deserves it more? A woman with mental problems, or the fascist fools starving her kid?*







* Admittedly I'm speculating on the dead woman's motives here, but if she was not currently working, due to her mental issues, and was on WIC for her child as a result, that might have very well been what triggered her actions.



Sigh...they're going to be backpaid for this. Just watch.

Nickdfresh
10-05-2013, 08:42 AM
An unarmed mother - that's bad enough but applauding at best a tragedy at worst a trigger happy dickhead?

The applauding is just sick. But didn't she just run some of the guys down? This crazy bitch was doing 80mph down urban, city streets. I agree the security forces should have handled this better. But WTF would any of you do if someone was mowing down your coworkers and acting complete erratic in their car? How were the cops to know she wasn't a carbomber? I agree this whole thing is a terrible tragedy, but I think we all can agree this girl was only slightly more disturbed than Elvis...

Nickdfresh
10-05-2013, 08:45 AM
Nah, Pussy is were it's at. Just texted the girlfriend today that she gets laid more than a porn star. Nice try though.

Elvis just likes to say gay things about cocks and rectums. Prison. It creates a hell of a contradiction in a macho Aryan Brotherhood guy when they rent him out like that. :)

Nickdfresh
10-05-2013, 08:46 AM
Enough with the left / right crap already...
...
And more about the paranoid, conspiracist and anarchist extreme rightist crap... :thumb:

Elvis believes that only fuckheads roving around their neighborhoods with guns can kill teens. The Secret Service shooting crazy bitches running amok in their Infinity is off limits! So, a kid walking down the street doing nothing but potentially defending himself against a creeper is okay. But the guberment trained police officers aren't allowed to use deadly force. A fuck lot of sense you make you fucking jackass!

ELVIS
10-05-2013, 10:04 AM
Elvis believes that only fuckheads roving around their neighborhoods with guns can kill teens.

Don't put words in my mouth...

This isn't about Treyvon...

It's about freedom and I'd die for yours and my freedom and don't you ever forget that...

The day is coming that either we're going to stand up to these crooks with our lives or we're going to cower and hand over our rights as human beings and be led off to the slaughter...

I for one in God's name have chosen not to let that happen...

Now watch this clip, retard...


http://youtu.be/M9K_6szAeUo


:elvis:

Angel
10-05-2013, 10:25 AM
Retard. Name calling. Jesus must be so proud of you. How about you start walking that talk of yours...hmmm?

Kristy
10-05-2013, 10:47 AM
The day is coming that either we're going to stand up to these crooks with our lives or we're going to cower and hand over our rights as human beings and be led off to the slaughter... Ifor one in God's name have chosen not to let that happen...

You know mental health is covered under Obamacare. You ought to take full advantage of that.

78/84 guy
10-05-2013, 11:48 AM
I'm quite sure they did exactly what they were trained to do...

Sadly you are correct. I mean it is tough for a sharp shooter to take out a few tire's on a car they are standing next too then pull the woman out.

ELVIS
10-05-2013, 11:58 AM
Retard. Name calling. Jesus must be so proud of you. How about you start walking that talk of yours...hmmm?

Here we go with the worldly defining of a Christian...again...

ELVIS
10-05-2013, 12:01 PM
You know mental health is covered under Obamacare. You ought to take full advantage of that.

I don't want Obomba-scaretax anything...

You can be a stoned-out-of-your-gourd sheep if you want...

But the government isn't going to take care of you...

Kristy
10-05-2013, 01:20 PM
It's not the government's responsibility to take care of me. That is the biggest spin of all you teatard imbeciles. So quit feigning ignorance and just fuck off to your castaway camp of Jone$ cultist and Jesus cunts.

Satan
10-05-2013, 03:04 PM
Here we go with the worldly defining of a Christian...again...

Do you really think that JC would listen to a hateful son of a bitch like Mikey Weiner Savage? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

Nickdfresh
10-05-2013, 04:28 PM
Isn't the Savage big on the manly buttsex?

Satan
10-05-2013, 04:40 PM
Nah, he just wrote a bunch of love letters to his ex-boyfriend Allen Ginsburg about swimming naked with young boys off the coast of Fiji.

But he's completely straight now, of course. Just like Marcus Bachmann.

Angel
10-05-2013, 05:27 PM
You know mental health is covered under Obamacare. You ought to take full advantage of that.

10978

Kristy
10-06-2013, 11:56 PM
Didn't take long before the filthy hippie chimed in with 15 minutes of endless babbling pointless conspiracy paranoia. "Circle and circle..."

Seshmeister
10-07-2013, 05:26 AM
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2337204.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/CS49030586-RESTRICTED-TO-E-2337204.jpg

The car was going nowhere and there was no evidence of her being armed.

So dangerous driving now has a penalty of summary execution?

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 08:25 AM
In the post 9/11 Police State of America it seems that is indeed the case...


:(

Kristy
10-07-2013, 09:22 AM
http://empyreanedge.com/wp-content/uploads/tin-foil-hat.jpeg

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 09:26 AM
Tinfoil wont protect you from bullets...

vandeleur
10-07-2013, 09:40 AM
Tinfoil wont protect you from bullets...

Yeah but it's gotta get you better tv reception .

Kristy
10-07-2013, 11:06 AM
And we all know Smellvis could use better reception.

Satan
10-07-2013, 12:09 PM
And we all know Smellvis could use better reception.

Well.... where exactly is he supposed to put a satellite dish on this residence?

http://www.longballbennie.com/WeekOf08_25_2008/Monday/RedneckHouseBoat.jpg

(a cable hookup would be even more unlikely)

vandeleur
10-07-2013, 12:26 PM
And we all know Smellvis could use better reception.

Think he buys into the ask and ye shall receive school of thought :D

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 12:50 PM
That's right, and I don't have any TV service...

Kristy
10-07-2013, 03:14 PM
That's right, and I don't have any TV service...

Who needs TV service when you can listen to all those voices roaming around inside your head?

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/alexjones.jpg

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 03:56 PM
You mean the Holy Spirit ??

Angel
10-07-2013, 04:41 PM
You mean the Holy Spirit ??

So...God talks to you? Yeah...you need medical intervention...

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 05:52 PM
Not verbally, but He speaks to me in my heart, absolutely...

He's available to you just the same...

Satan
10-07-2013, 05:54 PM
God used to speak to me. Not so much anymore though.

Talk about holding a grudge........ http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

Von Halen
10-07-2013, 06:14 PM
Not verbally, but He speaks to me in my heart, absolutely...

He's available to you just the same...

Does Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or any other fictional characters speak to you?

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 08:43 PM
No, they're all fictional...

How could they ??

Seshmeister
10-07-2013, 09:01 PM
If he told you to kill your kid what would you do?

Satan
10-07-2013, 09:42 PM
Probably kill his kid and then cry that "the Devil made him do it!" http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

ELVIS
10-07-2013, 11:13 PM
If he told you to kill your kid what would you do?

If Krusty's SSRI's told her to kill you what would WARF do ??

Nickdfresh
10-08-2013, 12:07 AM
If Krusty's SSRI's told her to kill you what would WARF do ??

Well, your wife's father definitely sold her into sexual servitude with some jerkoff...

ashstralia
10-08-2013, 12:13 AM
I've got my own theories on that one... But hey, it's the last of my days off and I'm going for a few beers!

Btw, here in oz, driving a vehicle at someone is attempted murder. So sad as it is, mental health issues and all, I would have shot the driver as well.

ELVIS
10-08-2013, 12:40 AM
Proof you're not all there...

ashstralia
10-08-2013, 01:25 AM
I would posit that none of us is 'all there'.
But beLIEving that god created man, and not the other way around, is not among my psychoses... :yo:

Satan
10-08-2013, 02:14 AM
Don’t ask us to attend
Cause we’re not all there
I don’t pretend cause I don’t care
I don’t believe illusions
Too much is real
Stuff your cheap comment
Cause we know what we feel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZC18c3jAQ

ashstralia
10-08-2013, 02:23 AM
Gotta love how satans a pistols fan... Wonder what he thinks of p.i.l's Album??:)

Satan
10-08-2013, 02:29 AM
Gotta love how satans a pistols fan... Wonder what he thinks of p.i.l's Album??:)

I thought it was some of Johnny's best work, actually. Definitely his best lineup, with Steve Vai, Bill Laswell, and Ginger Baker. Just a damned shame that band never toured.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRHlNm7k7nA

ashstralia
10-08-2013, 02:34 AM
I have it on vinyl. It's one of my prized possessions. Along with the ultra rare laser cut edition of Split Enz's 'True Colours'.

There's not a bad song on either record!

Satan
10-08-2013, 02:37 AM
I used to have that Split Enz album. Somebody apparently stole it a while back.

I've always suspected it was Nixon.......

ashstralia
10-08-2013, 03:03 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8YDL1HGrE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwH8YDL1HGrE

Kristy
10-14-2013, 12:06 PM
Apparently, it was an "occult shooting" all due to cars. Oh, and the the planet Saturn. Just ask the filthy hippie