Televangelist Joel Osteen's advice: Rub It Out!

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WebnCyRFmOw

[cadaverdog]

Reminds me of the the joke about the little girl who told her mother boys didn't like her because she was ugly. Her mother told her "Don't worry, in a couple years you'll be beating the boys off with a stick".