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Von Halen
11-17-2013, 06:25 PM
Just picked up the "Peacemaker" disc.

Holy fuck!

My new favorite band!!

What a big fat heavy sound! Southern rock on roids!

WARF
11-17-2013, 06:28 PM
Does this mean you're gonna finally take out MAS TEQUILA from the Van Hagar buggy?

cadaverdog
11-17-2013, 06:52 PM
Does this mean you're gonna finally take out MAS TEQUILA from the Van Hagar buggy?
That was replaced by Sammy's Greatest hits weeks ago.

Von Halen
11-17-2013, 07:24 PM
You fags are obsessed with Clichegar. I don't ever even think about him. I wouldn't even remember he existed, if you fuckers wouldn't keep bringing him up every fucking day!!

WARF
11-17-2013, 07:40 PM
Fine, let's talk about this Texas Herpes Coalition!
What song do you recommend?

Von Halen
11-17-2013, 07:46 PM
Fine, let's talk about this Texas Herpes Coalition!
What song do you recommend?

All of them. Although, I am sure they are much too heavy for you. :D

WARF
11-17-2013, 09:39 PM
I checked them out.

The only thing HEAVY about them is their lead singer!

Von Halen
11-17-2013, 10:20 PM
I checked them out.

The only thing HEAVY about them is their lead singer!

Go away, Kristy.

cadaverdog
11-18-2013, 12:18 AM
You fags are obsessed with Clichegar. I don't ever even think about him. I wouldn't even remember he existed, if you fuckers wouldn't keep bringing him up every fucking day!!
I was gonna say Liberace's Greatest hits but I was being nice.
BTW: That anger inside you would disappear if you accepted who you are and come out of the closet. I'm straight myself but we'd still be pals if you did.

cadaverdog
11-18-2013, 12:20 AM
I checked them out.

The only thing HEAVY about them is their lead singer!
I got a great comeback but I don't want to start another war of words here.

Von Halen
11-18-2013, 08:56 AM
I checked them out.

The only thing HEAVY about them is their lead singer!

Awww Warfy, I'm sorry he doesn't look enough like Eminem for you. I'm sorry their music isn't enough like The Police or Phil Collins for you. Or whatever the fuck you karaoke to these days! :doh: :hippie:

Von Halen
11-18-2013, 09:21 AM
Maybe I should seek out some bands that don't play instruments.

Or maybe bands that are pretty. I bet that's why WARF likes Poison so much. He thought they were pretty! :D

WARF
11-18-2013, 09:28 AM
I'm just fuckin' wit ya Von Hagar!

They're a decent... i'm diggin' it....

Seshmeister
11-18-2013, 09:41 AM
Subtle... :)

Von Halen
11-18-2013, 10:04 AM
Subtle... :)

You like subtle Sesh? No wonder you are a foot fairy fan! :D

vandeleur
11-18-2013, 10:16 AM
Good video , does he stage dive much :D

Seshmeister
11-18-2013, 10:42 AM
Can you imagine...? :)



http://blogs.reuters.com/macroscope//files/2010/08/or_38_wallpapers_wile-e-coyote_04_800.jpg

vandeleur
11-18-2013, 10:44 AM
:biggrin:

WARF
11-18-2013, 10:57 AM
It looks like the Lead Singer of blues traveler finally put his weight back on! :gossip:

cadaverdog
11-19-2013, 05:16 AM
I hope they're making more touring than they are for album sales.Their last album sold 16,000 copies at last count according to Wiki.

Von Halen
11-19-2013, 08:46 AM
Their last album sold 16,000 copies at last count according to Wiki.

16,001 now. I bought one.

In this day and age, is this what you base a band on? Album sales? Or maybe you've always done that, even when album sales mattered. Aren't virtually all bands making more touring, these days?

What a stupid fucking point to make.

VAiN
11-19-2013, 11:23 AM
16,001 now. I bought one.

In this day and age, is this what you base a band on? Album sales? Or maybe you've always done that, even when album sales mattered. Aren't virtually all bands making more touring, these days?

What a stupid fucking point to make.

Especially in rock.. Rock music has been dead for years. Album sales don't mean shit.

cadaverdog
11-19-2013, 04:51 PM
16,001 now. I bought one.

In this day and age, is this what you base a band on? Album sales? Or maybe you've always done that, even when album sales mattered. Aren't virtually all bands making more touring, these days?

What a stupid fucking point to make.
What a pissy little girl you are. Must be from all the people flipping you the bird while your driving your fagmobile with your boyfriend Richard Simmons at your side.
The band's touring with some well known acts but they've only sold 16,000 records. It seems like they'd have a few more sales considering the exposure they're getting.

Von Halen
11-19-2013, 05:11 PM
What a pissy little girl you are. Must be from all the people flipping you the bird while your driving your fagmobile with your boyfriend Richard Simmons at your side.
The band's touring with some well known acts but they've only sold 16,000 records. It seems like they'd have a few more sales considering the exposure they're getting.

Your brilliance is astounding.

Satan
11-19-2013, 05:30 PM
This band sounds like the bastard child of ZZ Top and Danzig..... and their singer pretty much looks like that as well.

Von Halen
11-19-2013, 06:03 PM
This band sounds like the bastard child of ZZ Top and Danzig..... and their singer pretty much looks like that as well.

Excellent analogy Satan!

From the shape that singer is in, he'll probably be joining you soon. Hopefully he makes some more kick ass music before that happens!

cadaverdog
11-19-2013, 08:16 PM
Your brilliance is astounding.
I'm glad you think so. Your opinion means as much to me as the turds I flushed this morning. I wasn't criticizing the band I just assumed they'd sold a few more albums considering the acts they've opened for. 16,000 sold doesn't sound like alot of people who've seen them have gone out and bought their latest album.

Seshmeister
11-20-2013, 01:59 PM
The video has over half a million views so I think they are doing pretty well.

Better than me anyway... :)

WARF
11-20-2013, 09:52 PM
I got this album today! It's one of the best albums out in the past few years!

WARF
11-20-2013, 10:14 PM
The older shit is fuckin' hard too!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9IZlQAh58

cadaverdog
11-21-2013, 12:25 AM
The video has over half a million views so I think they are doing pretty well.

Better than me anyway... :)
Popularity wise their picking up momentum but you don't get paid for videos do you? I'm not judging their talent. I've seen bar bands that were popular in their area but never made it past that for some reason. I wonder what a decent opening act gets for opening for a past their hayday band nowdays.

Mushroom
11-29-2013, 11:47 PM
Killer video. The singer is like the second coming of Meat Loaf but Better!!

Von Halen
04-11-2014, 11:40 AM
Saw these guys last night at The Machine Shop in Flint, MI!

Killer show. They fucking rock!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/Roth%20Army/THC1.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/Roth%20Army/THC1.jpg.html)

Von Halen
04-11-2014, 11:53 AM
Their guitar player looks like he's 15! He's fucking good though. Big fat sound. They played a couple of songs off their upcoming album, that is coming out right before the Mayhem tour with Korn starts. Going to be a kick ass album for sure.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/Roth%20Army/THC2.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/Roth%20Army/THC2.jpg.html)

Seshmeister
04-11-2014, 12:29 PM
Saw these guys last night at The Machine Shop in Flint, MI!


Flint? That's Michael Moore territory isn't it?

Was it busy, the place seems to hold about 500?

PETE'S BROTHER
04-11-2014, 12:34 PM
Flint? That's Michael Moore territory isn't it?

Was it busy, the place seems to hold about 500?

flint or the bar? ;)

Von Halen
04-11-2014, 01:04 PM
Flint? That's Michael Moore territory isn't it?

Who the fuck is Michael Moore?


Was it busy, the place seems to hold about 500?

Somebody said 700-1000, but I'm not sure. It was a pretty good crowd, for a Thursday night in a shithole town.

Seshmeister
04-11-2014, 01:50 PM
Who the fuck is Michael Moore.

The holes in your cultural knowledge never fail to amaze me. :)

WARF
04-13-2014, 09:35 AM
Von Halen turned me on to this band! Maybe there is hope for Rock music after all!

The lead singer looks like evil twin brother of the fat blues traveler dude!