A Quik Word About Cafe Bustelo

[Kristy]

It taste like ass.

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Take it from someone who has tasted a lot of ass in her day. Bustelo is somewhere between F A T ass and sweaty ass. Picture Susan Boyle's ass on a seat at a Yankee game in the dead humid heat of summer and you have an idea what Bustelo is all about.
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Oh, and you cretins are welcome.

[VHscraps]

fortunately they don't sell that particular variety here ... but finding good coffee, especially for the home kitchen, is tricky.

Tastes vary, etc, and what you can buy there I can, no doubt, not buy here - but if I am stuck with supermarket options I go for this:

http://thecoffeesupplier.co.uk/images/00759.jpg

[Kristy]

Does it taste like ass? It's no good unless it taste like ass.

[VHscraps]

It probably smells like ass, if you leave the grains in the a filter for too long - but it tastes fine to me. Gets me moving in the morning.

[Nickdfresh]

I used to mix it with regular coffee like Folgers or something. I've long since given it up and just drink Starfucks or Gevalia...

[Kristy]

It's way over-priced, too. Probably due to hipsters.

[VAiN]

I'll take your word on hipster weed, but you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like.. I like it like I like my women - strong, black & bitter.

[Kristy]

Oh gee, how middle-aged.

[Satan]

Gotta be fresh dragon roasted beans, ground immediately after and brewed in a French Press. Louis XIV made one of those for me long before most of you mortals up there ever heard of them.

[VAiN]

Oh gee, how middle-aged.

Every year you're getting closer & closer... I still don't think you'll make it to 40, so you're at your middle age now. Enjoy.

[Kristy]

Oh I will, fuckface. I will.


Go pop your Viagra and watch your Asian porn.

Idiot.

[VAiN]

Be sure to stay indoors, get baked and hide from the scary world. Remember, it's everyone else, not you that has problem.

Idiot.

[ELVIS]

Cafe Bustelo is just fine if you make it in an espresso maker, as intended...

I have three espresso makers, a Krupps a Magic Chef and a Mr. Coffee and they all make coffee slightly different...

But an espresso maker makes a much bolder cup in general...

Capt. Krusty probably eats it straight out of the bag...


:elvis: