Kristy
11-29-2013, 09:46 PM
So one of the mega-corporate/propaganda-pushing TV channel decided to show The Grinch tonight.
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You cretins are all familiar with this fucking story, right? If not, let me refresh: The Grinch was/is your basic selfish Libertardian atheist sociopath. His behavior was self-evident in animal abuse and quite possibly BDSM practices. More than likely his mother beat him, belittled him and taught him to vote Rethuglican. You can bet at a young age The Grinch led a life of crime and much like a Scarface type of character built himself a criminal empire based on selling cocaine to high-ranking political homosexuals and movie stars. The Grinch much like your average Libertardian sociopath was paranoid, self-isolated except to come out an attend a Klan rally here and there. Most of all, The Grinch despised religion (like most Libertardians)
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Where's Sarah McLachlan when you need her?
So The Grinch being bitter and self-righteous cocksucker he truly is, set out to piss all over the "little Suzies" of the world by seeing them as the poor who all collectively suck on the tit of Obamacare. He wants to steal their Christmas of welfare concocted by evil social workers and Wal-Mart employees on food stamps to "take back" what he was so unfairly taxed on. After all, The Grinch sold a lot of cocaine without any government help! So off he goes on his BMW sled of theft. But something happens along the way - organized religion Jesus fucks him into submission of guilt with other corporate fascist like Dr. Phil and Ellen turning The Grinch from your average Libertardian asshole into your average Libertardian asshole who now attends church and reads the Bible. So instead of just stealing Christmas of the poor, The Grinch now steals it from gays, the sick, the old, and improvises a war on women by stealing their abortion clinics. You see, it was organized religious fascism that made The Grinch what he is today. Every now and then since this Christian-programming film you'll see him (or the likes of him) on Fox News or Alex Jone$ rallies claiming there is a "war on Christmas" and that the "government is coming for your sleds" (sleds meaning guns).
The Grinch looooooovvves organized religion for to him, it means being an asshole without apology or regret. You can shit on anyone in the name of Jesus and have a new heart that is guilt-free of shitting on the poor this time of year. Look for him to be on Hannity this month talking on and on about how Obamacare will slowly destroy the family and that Americans should be ever-so fucking thankful they have Wal-Marts pushing Chinese slave labor made junk into their over-mortgaged homes. The Grinch will guilt-fuck you like organized religion guilt-fucked him turning the pagan ritual of Christmas into another Tea Party rally of political idiocy. That's it, I'm done.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldl1p3kilD1qdq3de.jpg
You cretins are all familiar with this fucking story, right? If not, let me refresh: The Grinch was/is your basic selfish Libertardian atheist sociopath. His behavior was self-evident in animal abuse and quite possibly BDSM practices. More than likely his mother beat him, belittled him and taught him to vote Rethuglican. You can bet at a young age The Grinch led a life of crime and much like a Scarface type of character built himself a criminal empire based on selling cocaine to high-ranking political homosexuals and movie stars. The Grinch much like your average Libertardian sociopath was paranoid, self-isolated except to come out an attend a Klan rally here and there. Most of all, The Grinch despised religion (like most Libertardians)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JzAKEtVyH60/TQ7KhrOzYFI/AAAAAAAABXE/mp63bXAIPHc/s1600/grinch+dog+fallen+with+antlers.jpg
Where's Sarah McLachlan when you need her?
So The Grinch being bitter and self-righteous cocksucker he truly is, set out to piss all over the "little Suzies" of the world by seeing them as the poor who all collectively suck on the tit of Obamacare. He wants to steal their Christmas of welfare concocted by evil social workers and Wal-Mart employees on food stamps to "take back" what he was so unfairly taxed on. After all, The Grinch sold a lot of cocaine without any government help! So off he goes on his BMW sled of theft. But something happens along the way - organized religion Jesus fucks him into submission of guilt with other corporate fascist like Dr. Phil and Ellen turning The Grinch from your average Libertardian asshole into your average Libertardian asshole who now attends church and reads the Bible. So instead of just stealing Christmas of the poor, The Grinch now steals it from gays, the sick, the old, and improvises a war on women by stealing their abortion clinics. You see, it was organized religious fascism that made The Grinch what he is today. Every now and then since this Christian-programming film you'll see him (or the likes of him) on Fox News or Alex Jone$ rallies claiming there is a "war on Christmas" and that the "government is coming for your sleds" (sleds meaning guns).
The Grinch looooooovvves organized religion for to him, it means being an asshole without apology or regret. You can shit on anyone in the name of Jesus and have a new heart that is guilt-free of shitting on the poor this time of year. Look for him to be on Hannity this month talking on and on about how Obamacare will slowly destroy the family and that Americans should be ever-so fucking thankful they have Wal-Marts pushing Chinese slave labor made junk into their over-mortgaged homes. The Grinch will guilt-fuck you like organized religion guilt-fucked him turning the pagan ritual of Christmas into another Tea Party rally of political idiocy. That's it, I'm done.