The Ace Diamond Experience "Writing & Rehearsal Sessions"

[WARF]

I've got exciting news for all you ACE DIAMOND fans. As president of the Ace Diamond Fan Club (ADFC) I have just received word from the legendary guitar player that the Writing has been completed for the next Ace Diamond Experience album. I'm not sure if he can make another masterpiece like his previous hit, " I AM HEAVY (METAL)". I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Here's a WORLD PREMIERE clip of the guitar virtuoso at work. Crank up your speakers and let the music bleed into your ears!!!

WARF
(ACFC) Ace Diamond Fan Club President


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NahWkDUL9JM

[cadaverdog]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

[DONNIEP]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

Warf is the greatest front man of all time! Van Halen should fire Dave and hire Warf! The fucking shows would be a lot less boring!

[WARF]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

I tried he said my vocals were too weak. LOL

[WARF]

WARF, DONNIEP, NITRO, DAVE'S BITCH, ZAHZOO, CDOG, etc etc....

The party is back in town.

I know you missed us we're back! (Even though most people left lol)

[DONNIEP]

Where's the white women???

[cadaverdog]

He told me it was your spastic dance moves.

[ace diamond]

GUYS......THE WRITING PROCESS IS STILL IN PROGRESS........BUT THE NEWS MATERIAL IS COMING TOGETHER VERY NICELY!
...AND WARF NEVER AUDITIONED FOR ME.......FUCK ME, I'M STONED........:stoned-smiley::killer::sign0011::monekyl::fighting24::big boobs::focus:

[WARF]

He told me it was your spastic dance moves.

If you think i'm a fucking spaz on stage... you should meet me off stage!

[WARF]

GUYS......THE WRITING PROCESS IS STILL IN PROGRESS........BUT THE NEWS MATERIAL IS COMING TOGETHER VERY NICELY!
...AND WARF NEVER AUDITIONED FOR ME.......FUCK ME, I'M STONED........:stoned-smiley::killer::sign0011::monekyl::fighting24::big boobs::focus:

Can I be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!

[cadaverdog]

.FUCK ME, I'M STONED.
Sorry pal. This dog don't swing that way.

[VAiN]

Mike A.G. is a brilliant director.

[ace diamond]

can i be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!

ok, deal!

[ace diamond]

Sorry pal. This dog don't swing that way.

put the sock down, close the sock drawer, back away from the dresser very slowly.......keep your hands in the air where i can see them......er, wait on 2nd thought......go wash your hands......:sockfucker:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ace diamond]

i've got exciting news for all you ace diamond fans. As president of the ace diamond fan club (adfc) i have just received word from the legendary guitar player that the writing has been completed for the next ace diamond experience album. I'm not sure if he can make another masterpiece like his previous hit, " i am heavy (metal)". I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Here's a world premiere clip of the guitar virtuoso at work. Crank up your speakers and let the music bleed into your ears!!!

Warf
(acfc) ace diamond fan club president


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nahwkdul9jm
this video is from october 2013. My hair was shaved bald january 4, 2013.......not bad for 10 months of hair growth.........and yes, i am a natural blond........

[WARF]

That last video is deleted.

[WARF]

Ace Diamond is serious entertainment!

[WARF]

Keep kristy away from this thread.

She'll cream in her pants when she watches Ace play guitar!

Plus, he's sexy!

[ace diamond]

Keep kristy away from this thread.

She'll cream in her pants when she watches Ace play guitar!

Plus, he's sexy!
KEEP ice cream blondie OUTTA THIS THREAD, PLEASE.

[ace diamond]

:peep:

[WARF]

Ace Diamond... Kristy has a crush on you!

She told me this yesterday!

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Ace Diamond.

[DONNIEP]

I am Ace Diamond.

Now you're just confusing me. I thought Ace was an alias of yours for years. And I thought DaveHagarFan was too.

[ace diamond]

:bong::cussing::puke::barf::pullinghair::shutit::p icknose::uck::mad0222::rolleye0018::happy0158::bra iniac::smiley-sniffer::rant::toilet-humor::lol::stoned-smiley::puking-smiley::squirts::hexplode:

[ace diamond]

oh no, not kristy......

[Mushroom]

Ace is underrated. A lot of charisma. WARF this Ace totally outclasses you.

[WARF]

Ace Diamond rocks! I don't care if he outclasses me... I never had class to begin with!

[Seshmeister]

I have to say I would rather go and see Ace than the band Lancia that was posted recently.

Watching Lancia I would know exactly everything that was coming at every tiresome derivative point, I'd much rather see a car crash. :)

Plus there is more to this than music, it's about entertaining otherwise we would all be at the yngwie forum... :)

[WARF]

I'm friends with Bart Walsh and enjoy his older stuff but to each his own. I'm a punks fan. I've supported the punks since Sarge helped run their site. Lancia is half of the original atomic punks. I dig it !

[Kristy]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

[DONNIEP]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

Pics or it didn't happen!!

[Mushroom]

Pics or it didn't happen!!

I am Ace Diamond. Trust me it happened.

[cadaverdog]

I have to say I would rather go and see Ace than the band Lancia that was posted recently.

Watching Lancia I would know exactly everything that was coming at every tiresome derivative point, I'd much rather see a car crash. :)
I ventured into the war zone after the 93 riots in LA over the Rodney King bullshit and saw Van Hagar with Baby Animals. Eddie must have wanted to be sure they'd outshine the opening act because these guys sucked big time. At least Aerosmith had Jackyl open for them a few days later at the same venue. Baby Animals should have been put to sleep.

[WARF]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

I know you wanna fuck ACE DIAMOND.

It's too bad you're busy bangin TAD for his hippie weed!

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond rocks! I don't care if he outclasses me... I never had class to begin with!

Me, Class?
YEAH RIGHT!
It's like Lemmy said, "NO CLASS"!

[ace diamond]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

It's the original cape from 2004! I had it sewn onto the vest. the cape is there to stay!

[WARF]

Ace Diamond fuck Kristy! Von Halen has been trying to get in his/her pants! He'll take her to a korn concert and molest her lol ha ha ha!!!!

[ace diamond]

i am ace diamond.

oh, not again.......;)

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond fuck Kristy! Von Halen has been trying to get in his/her pants! He'll take her to a korn concert and molest her lol ha ha ha!!!!

i DON'T THINK MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.

[WARF]

Don't worry Ace! Kristy is finger fucking herself to Tad Doyle!

[DONNIEP]

Don't worry Ace! Kristy is finger fucking herself to Tad Doyle!

I'd whack to that!

[WARF]

I'm gonna enlarge the picture of Kristy's avatar and jack off on it !

[cadaverdog]

I'm gonna enlarge the picture of Kristy's avatar and jack off on it !
Print it out and blow a load on her face.

[Seshmeister]

I'm friends with Bart Walsh and enjoy his older stuff but to each his own. I'm a punks fan. I've supported the punks since Sarge helped run their site.

Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.

That Lancia song you posted was enough by itself to justify the whole grunge movement,,.

[DrMaddVibe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul3suRem5Ns


Oh noes!!!

[Von Halen]

Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.



In fairness to Bart, it wasn't him that deleted the site here. It was the Bass player. I tried everything to keep him from pressing that proverbial button, but he did it anyway. I will never support anything that fucker is a part of, because he was offered anything and everything to make things right between him and us. I remember that last conversation with him, like it was yesterday.

[Seshmeister]

I remember discussing it with you on an enormous cell phone from my old apartment in the city. :)

That means it was at least 11 years ago or was it longer?

We're both good at the holding a grudge thing though... :)

[WARF]

Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.


I don't remember that. I thought Mezro deleted those posts.

[Von Halen]

I don't remember that. I thought Mezro deleted those posts.


The Bass player deleted the whole site. That's the only reason we put up the DDLR site. This one was gone, and Sarge was defending our freedom (or grudge fucking towel heads in the ass with no lube) and could not be reached. We had no idea how long it would be until we would be able to get in contact with Sarge either. Even 11 or 12 years ago, the ability to reach someone globally, was not like it is today.

Jizro deleted a lot of other posts, but that was much later. It was also from this incarnation of the Army. Not the original one, that the fuck nut Bass player deleted.

[DLR Bridge]

That Lancia song you posted was enough by itself to justify the whole grunge movement,,.

Was that that Jimmy song? If so, that's the exact thought to the word I had in mind upon seeing that.

[WARF]

:bong:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:gossip: joe?

[WARF]

Joe Lester?

How the fuck did he have keys to this place?

I guess Mezro wasn't the worst webmaster after all!

[WARF]

In fairness to Bart, it wasn't him that deleted the site here. It was the Bass player.

Bart was touring with the DLR Band when this site opened! He was long gone from the atomic punks.
I don't know what year this happened but I'm guessing Byoung was already long gone too.

[Von Halen]

Joe Lester?

How the fuck did he have keys to this place?

I guess Mezro wasn't the worst webmaster after all!

Yes.

It's a long story.

Joe wasn't a Webmaster, therefore Jizro's place in the Roth Army history books remains intact.

[Von Halen]

I don't know what year this happened but I'm guessing Byoung was already long gone too.

Wrong.

[WARF]

Wrong.

I'm guessing this happened in the fall of 2002.

The punks lineup must have been Ralph, Byoung, Joe Lester and Scott Patterson.

Blueyedmurder was a webmaster here as well if I'm correct and didn't he maintain the punks site?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm guessing this happened in the fall of 2002.

The punks lineup must have been Ralph, Byoung, Joe Lester and Scott Patterson.

Blueyedmurder was a webmaster here as well if I'm correct and didn't he maintain the punks site?

thought young left before 02

[Von Halen]

thought young left before 02

He may have. The Dave and Sam tour was the summer of 2002. Not sure if B Young left earlier in the year, or the previous year.

[WARF]

I was actually the person who told Von Halen that Byoung was Dave's new guitarist! Byoung told me at a punks show and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone but I got drunk on the beach! A couple hours later I started feeling Dizzy. I think Von Halen slipped something in my drink. The next thing I could remember Von Halen was touching my leg in a hotel room and he kept saying relax... Relax... and I heard Air Supply "I'm all out of love" in the background. I waited for Von to turn away and I cracked his head open with the hotel alarm clock and made my escape!

[vandeleur]

Phew lucky escape dude

[DONNIEP]

Bart toured with Dave through the 2001 tour. Brian picked up the spot and started touring in 2002. And to this day I still can't remember what happened with that deal between Dave and Bart. It seems like something went down there.

[DONNIEP]

I was actually the person who told Von Halen that Byoung was Dave's new guitarist! Byoung told me at a punks show and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone but I got drunk on the beach! A couple hours later I started feeling Dizzy. I think Von Halen slipped something in my drink. The next thing I could remember Von Halen was touching my leg in a hotel room and he kept saying relax... Relax... and I heard Air Supply "I'm all out of love" in the background. I waited for Von to turn away and I cracked his head open with the hotel alarm clock and made my escape!

This is a lie!! I know for a fact that you've never turned down a reach around!! Hahahahaha!

[chefcraig]

Can I be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!

I don't see why not. Iggy Pop has made an entire career of it for decades now.

[binnie]

Will the new Ace Diamond Experience album feature the legendary, 'My Dad Had Me Fixed Blues'?

[WARF]

\m/\m/



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypa5qsyNXv0

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Will the new Ace Diamond Experience album feature the legendary, 'My Dad Had Me Fixed Blues'?

oh goodie, it's a greatest hits?

[WARF's Vagina]

As president of the Ace Diamond Fan Club (ADFC)
WARF
(ACFC) Ace Diamond Fan Club President

Hey asshole! you should build a website for him! just like you built this one and that piece of shit DLRFags.

maybe flappo can run it and suck your dick!

[cadaverdog]

Hey asshole! you should build a website for him! just like you built this one and that piece of shit DLRFags.

maybe flappo can run it and suck your dick!
Warf's Vag is getting kind of pissy. I think it's time for a good douching.

[ace diamond]

Now children........:D

[ace diamond]

I got a new b.c. rich "bitch" masterpiece........I've been busy writing again........

http://youtu.be/aSwa3iNLuV4

[ashstralia]

Great. 40 seconds and I've got the riff in me head. 'Nee neee nee, da da da da nee nee neeoouww..'

:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

Bart toured with Dave through the 2001 tour. Brian picked up the spot and started touring in 2002. And to this day I still can't remember what happened with that deal between Dave and Bart. It seems like something went down there.

I can't remember the details but Bart came on here posting as 'a friend of Bart' bitching about not being paid for guitar lessons he had given Dave which did seem extraordinarily weak.

[ELVIS]

Turn down the buzzsaw knob, Ace...

[Kristy]

I got a new b.c. rich "bitch" masterpiece........I've been busy writing again........


With no cape that guitar is a piece of shit.

[ELVIS]

Guitars don't have capes...

[ace diamond]

Turn down the buzzsaw knob, Ace...

what the hell for? I like the way it sounds.

[ace diamond]

With no cape that guitar is a piece of shit.

oh, cum now........:1014:

[ace diamond]

Guitars don't have capes...

very true.

[ELVIS]

what the hell for? I like the way it sounds.

Electric guitar highs should roll off somewhere between 5k - 6k...

It's much more pleasing to the ears and you can still have the chainsaw sound...

[ace diamond]

This was last monday, August 4th, 2014 @ the fox theater in riverside, ca.......I was the headliner.......PBS filmed all the bands, it'll air at some point......don't know if my stuff will be included in the broadcast.

http://youtu.be/-gZV4b39KLA

[ELVIS]

Who knew Ace had a twin...

[ace diamond]

Who knew Ace had a twin...
My twin brother was an only child........:D

[ELVIS]

My twin brother was an only child........:D

See those big can looking things with plate like spheres of brass upon stands behind you ??

Those are drums...

You'll never metalize the universe without them...;)

[Seshmeister]

I was the headliner.......PBS filmed all the bands, it'll air at some point......don't know if my stuff will be included in the broadcast.


I do... :)

Have you any footage of the support bands, I need to see that.

[ELVIS]

And you think I'm mean ??

[Nitro Express]

Let me guess. The groupies were filming the video.

[ELVIS]

No way...

That's Krusty...

[chefcraig]

See those big can looking things with plate like spheres of brass upon stands behind you ??

Those are drums...

You'll never metalize the universe without them...;)

Weird...at the 4:20 point, it appears the drummer has left the stage for some bratwurst. Coincidentally, it seems the bassist may or maybe not be plugged in.

Who cares...Ace believes in his craft, and you can not take that away from him.

His posting habits at times, on the other hand...


http://i60.tinypic.com/244xmhj.jpg

Otherwise, good fer you Ace. Fight the good fight.

[ELVIS]

And get a proper band together...

[ace diamond]

actually, it was my girlfriend and her 2 cousins that shot the video for me.

[ace diamond]

as for a proper band, I'm working on that.

[ace diamond]

all my albums now have bass and drums.
the 1st album(even I think it's an atrocity!) that was recorded with bass and drums also played by me, from 2004:

http://youtu.be/86vz8d_HzIE?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the 2nd album from 2007:

http://youtu.be/Q3o2XwEHqZ8?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the 3rd album from 2009:

http://youtu.be/a6kTEo374S8?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the 4th album from 2010:

http://youtu.be/FXj5Es7cX2Y?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the 5th album from 2011:

http://youtu.be/GDlqBsqG884?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the 6th album from 2013:

http://youtu.be/PhniUJROrm0?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ace diamond]

the new album, the 7th, from 2014:

http://youtu.be/3duOgNbM_g8?list=UUsIVp9oHcbgCMfAvKFO43UA

[ELVIS]

:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Hey, it's got drums...

[Diamondjimi]

Lmao!!!! :lol:

[Guitar Shark]

Your vocals are sublime.

[Hardrock69]

actually, it was my girlfriend and her 2 cousins that shot the video for me.

Who was there besides them? Anyone? :D

[Diamondjimi]

Ace: do you record your albums on 4-track?

[Hardrock69]

:hee:

[Kristy]

To all of you pillow biters giving Ace a hard time: FUCK YOU!

Say what you want but at least hes out there doing it and playing to (a)live audiences whereas most of your cretins have yet to see any daylight outside of your parents basement.

Plus, that cape is so god damn sexy.

[Hardrock69]

To all of you pillow biters giving Ace a hard time: FUCK YOU!


Sorry dude. Not a homo. I am flattered you want to fuck me, but no way.

[Kristy]

Odd how YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE protesting on how "not gay" they (truly) are.

[Hardrock69]

No protest. Just statement of fact.
Please stop sending me these private messages begging to blow me and just get on with your life.

I would appreciate it.

[chefcraig]

To all of you pillow biters giving Ace a hard time: FUCK YOU!

Say what you want but at least hes out there doing it and playing to (a)live audiences whereas most of your cretins have yet to see any daylight outside of your parents basement.

Plus, that cape is so god damn sexy.

I'm not stating this to be a "non-pillow biter" (whatever that means), yet I honesty enjoyed listening to that 2014 recording. It reminded me of getting together with a friend and waiting for my folks to leave for a "night on the town" on a Friday or Saturday evening, raiding my brother's beer and liquor supply, then setting up our cheesy equipment and blasting away on guitar and drums, imagining we were Rush, Sabbath and the Stones all in one.

Look, I have believed in what Ace has been attempting for years, and have said so in the past. The guy is an entertainer. The choice of subscribing to that particular form of entertainment is your own.

I also believe in the idea of free trade and personal endeavor in that regard. Ya don't dig Ace's stuff? Fine, then do not dig it. But come on folks, allow the man the dignity of pursuing his dream.

The guy is a basket case. In regard to relevance in 2014, who amongst us can claim NOT to be one? Ace chooses to wear his freak flag high. That takes balls, ladies and gentlemen. And in a weird-assed way, is something to be admired and inspired by.

Good for you, Ace. :yo: :metalbang: :appl:

[kwame k]

This was last monday, August 4th, 2014 @ the fox theater in riverside, ca.......I was the headliner.......PBS filmed all the bands, it'll air at some point......don't know if my stuff will be included in the broadcast.

http://youtu.be/-gZV4b39KLA

Impressive!

You were the headliner at an open mic night :lmao:

[kwame k]

Patrick Maloney Presents
OPEN MIC NIGHT ALL STARS FREE CONCERT #2
BEST OF THE LOCAL MUSIC SERIES

Bucksworth
Chase Walker Band
Donita Lang Smith
The Canaries ( Bill Odien )
Stephanie Dianne Moore
Fred Stuart & Gayle
Hey - actual size
Adrian & Daisy
Ace Diamond
Choiceana
Waz

Hosted by Patrick Maloney

There WILL still be sign ups for the small stage and a few special guest including Kevin Darish in the Preview Bar and will be hosted by Kelsey Dyer
Gonna be another epic night inside the big room!
FREE - ALL AGES - AUG 4TH 2014

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

Hey we can admire him for doing his thing.

His performance thang has some comedy to it, so we will make commentary.

Even if it just to wonder how there could be only a few people in the audience. :hee:

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

http://i58.tinypic.com/2qnnqt4.jpg

[Hardrock69]

It's only a B-movie production. The studio could only afford to have a row of girls going up the staircase on ONE side.....:lmao:

[ELVIS]

Hahaha...:rolleyes:

Dude, you're jealous...

Personally, I think Ace has a bit of potential...

His last "album" posted (the 7th) has a pretty good flow to it with some decent song ideas...

His solos are even somewhat thought out...

I think with some work it could be good...

[Hardrock69]

Good for you. I am sure you are supremely happy about it.

[ELVIS]

What a dork...

[ace diamond]

Who was there besides them? Anyone? :D

yes. at least 20 or 30.

[ace diamond]

Ace: do you record your albums on 4-track?

pro-tools. what jeremy and I did was, we took the master discs with vocals and guitar only from the original sessions, and added his bass, backing vox, and drums. we also added some other production f/x for atmospherics.

[ace diamond]

I'm not stating this to be a "non-pillow biter" (whatever that means), yet I honesty enjoyed listening to that 2014 recording. It reminded me of getting together with a friend and waiting for my folks to leave for a "night on the town" on a Friday or Saturday evening, raiding my brother's beer and liquor supply, then setting up our cheesy equipment and blasting away on guitar and drums, imagining we were Rush, Sabbath and the Stones all in one.

Look, I have believed in what Ace has been attempting for years, and have said so in the past. The guy is an entertainer. The choice of subscribing to that particular form of entertainment is your own.

I also believe in the idea of free trade and personal endeavor in that regard. Ya don't dig Ace's stuff? Fine, then do not dig it. But come on folks, allow the man the dignity of pursuing his dream.

The guy is a basket case. In regard to relevance in 2014, who amongst us can claim NOT to be one? Ace chooses to wear his freak flag high. That takes balls, ladies and gentlemen. And in a weird-assed way, is something to be admired and inspired by.

Good for you, Ace. :yo: :metalbang: :appl:

Chef, that is the single nicest thing anyone has ever said about my music. I'm very touched by it. Thank You.
Ace

[ace diamond]

Your vocals are sublime.

I know. I never said I was a great singer. then again, neither is DLR. Great entertainer and showman, he is, a great singer, he is not.

[Dave's Bitch]

Honestly Ace, I find you entertaining as hell. Keep it up, and give me my damn shout out! ;)

If I can make one suggestion, you should try and put time stamps on your album videos if you are going to upload them in full. Those are some cool titles and If I see a song called "The final fuck off", you better believe I want to skip ahead to it

[ace diamond]

Impressive!

You were the headliner at an open mic night :lmao:

not so. the open mic was in the bar up front. this is the main theatre and was a showcase for the best local original musicians.

[ace diamond]

Hey we can admire him for doing his thing.

His performance thang has some comedy to it, so we will make commentary.

Even if it just to wonder how there could be only a few people in the audience. :hee:

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

http://i58.tinypic.com/2qnnqt4.jpg

nice. I like it. my girlfriend likes it too. gave us both a giggle.

[ace diamond]

Hahaha...:rolleyes:

Dude, you're jealous...

Personally, I think Ace has a bit of potential...

His last "album" posted (the 7th) has a pretty good flow to it with some decent song ideas...

His solos are even somewhat thought out...

I think with some work it could be good...

I had the luxury of taking my time and recording @ home for free.

[ELVIS]

That's what I do...

Happy Holidays, Ace...

[ace diamond]

That's what I do...

Happy Holidays, Ace...
if you say so.....

[ELVIS]

They were for me...

I tormented Krusty...

[ace diamond]

They were for me...

I tormented Krusty...

adda boy!

[Hardrock69]

nice. I like it. my girlfriend likes it too. gave us both a giggle.

It was sheer luck....I had just been stumbling around the internet and came across that image of a big Hollywood production. And having just read some stuff on the forums about Ace Diamond, I thought "We are all just the star of our own little show".

One thought led to another then boom.

Here is a slightly improved version. I was able to lighten you up a bit. Hey, you are supposed to be under a spot-light, eh? Just that the original photo of you standing out in the yard, your front was in shadow.

Enjoy. :D

http://i57.tinypic.com/qq47ls.jpg

[ace diamond]

It was sheer luck....I had just been stumbling around the internet and came across that image of a big Hollywood production. And having just read some stuff on the forums about Ace Diamond, I thought "We are all just the star of our own little show".

One thought led to another then boom.

Here is a slightly improved version. I was able to lighten you up a bit. Hey, you are supposed to be under a spot-light, eh? Just that the original photo of you standing out in the yard, your front was in shadow.

Enjoy. :D

http://i57.tinypic.com/qq47ls.jpg
Nice. Thanks.

[Kristy]

You into doing heroin yet, Acey baby?

[WARF]

New video!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eQxM9u1iI

[cadaverdog]

Ace still rocking Yucaipa. Party on Ace. Party on.

[Kristy]

That RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWKS!

The audience shun their disbelief with laughter. Truly amazing.

[WARF]

I like the elderly ladies with walkers in the background!

[WARF]

Ace Diamond is by far the best musician at this web site!

A F A T successful musician!

[Kristy]

I noticed that, too. Ace groupies.

[chefcraig]

Ace Diamond is by far the best musician at this web site!

A F A T successful musician!

Musicianship isn't the word. The truth is, the guy tightly straps on his ball sack, turns up his amp, occasionally tunes his axe and gives it his all.

Success can only be measured by defeat. If you defy any loss (imagined or not), come out unbruised , non-bleeding and defiant, then you are not only a winner, yet more importantly, a survivor.

Once again, good on yer, Ace. :yo:

[saint]

New video!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eQxM9u1iI

The singing, in light of recent events, is actuallly not that bad. Cudos Ace

[Kristy]

Ace Diamond is by far the best musician at this web site!

A F A T successful musician!

Yes! In the 61-90 age demographic.*





*which is the average age of most of those who post on this site.

[Anonymous]

Ace Diamond is by far the best musician at this web site!

A F A T successful musician!

You forget Lesfunk.

That nigga can play.

Cheers! :beers:

[chefcraig]

Yes! In the 61-90 age demographic.*





*which is the average age of most of those who post on this site.

I'm 54. That means I can remember 1970s AM radio piffle, enjoyed progressive FM for about three years, disregarded it as it turned into a pop turd fest around 1978, anathema in 1979, and a graveyard between 1980/1983.

I do not live in the past. I love hitting the FM radio, finding up-beat, bass/synth pop dance tracks. It is invigorating stuff, and fun as heck to listen to. It's like a splash of ice cold Mountain Dew to the face on a hot morning.

I dig this shit. It proves I do not need to hang around my old record collection. And it also gives me hope, let alone patience, for a future of new music, not necessarily what I have become accustomed to...

[Kristy]

ChefCraig Radio:

http://www.softrockradio.net/

I have been known to stream it from time to time via TuneIn

But never while baked which is all the time now. I swear my keyboard smells like resin

[Dan]

Holy Shat,Its ACE.:P

[Seshmeister]

Bring back the hat and cloak!

[cadaverdog]

Who's for changing the name of the site to The Ace Diamond Army?

[VetteLS5]

Who's for changing the name of the site to The Ace Diamond Army?

Uh, you

[Anonymous]

Bring back the hat and cloak!

NO!

If he wears his cape again, he'll steal Kristy from me & I'll lose her forever.

I'm feeling quite fragile right now. I couldn't possible take this.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Uh, you

And me.

Let's face it, Ace has more fans than Van Halen these days. Plus, people obviously have a better time at one of his shows.

Cheers! :beers:

[VetteLS5]

I'm feeling quite fragile right now. I couldn't possible take this.

Dad yell at you for messing with the air conditioning setting?

[Anonymous]

Dad yell at you for messing with the air conditioning setting?

Maybe. I don't see why that would concern you.

And it happened right when I was watching my favourite Anime. I was so upset I went to bed without watching Spongebob Squarepants.

Thanks for rubbing it in, jackass.

Cheers! :beers:

[chefcraig]

Maybe. I don't see why that would concern you.

And it happened right when I was watching my favourite Anime. I was so upset I went to bed without watching Spongebob Squarepants.

Thanks for rubbing it in, jackass.

Cheers! :beers:

Ya know, this is odd. There I am, half passed out listening to an old (unnamed) CD, when the fucking player started to sound like used beer cans in a washing machine.

We are talking sheer grinding here, as if the machine wished to eat my CD.

I reached over to shut it off, and it burned the living shit out my hand, so hot and near flame as it was...

With fortune, I evaded burning the house into flames by unplugging the device, and throwing it into a bin.

So much for purchasing cheap electronics at a discount store.

Long story short, me mum and I head to the mall. She was interested in new appliances, and...I have a new little red boom box...oh, and a new oven and refrigerator. I shit ya not. Sometimes, ya simply have to take advantage of them holiday sales, and I saved over $1600 bucks.

I ain't gloating, I happened to be the right schmuck at the right time.

Still feels cool. Of course, I had to wait for the install (stove last Monday, fridge next Monday), then deal with idiots later on. And cooking without possible fire filled emissions and a fridge that might actually keep yer provisions hearty yet no longer leaks liquids all over the floor, is a win-win situation.

:yo:

[WARF]

The greatest showsman on earth!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZV4b39KLA

[WARF]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypa5qsyNXv0

[Seshmeister]

Extraordinary!

[Seshmeister]

I may be wrong but I think taking the hat off 70 minutes in was a mistake though a little too early - I would have left that to maybe 85 minutes.

[ace diamond]

You into doing heroin yet, Acey baby?

no. tried it back in the 90's. didn't care for it.

[Anonymous]

no. tried it back in the 90's. didn't care for it.

Stay away from my woman!

Cheers! :beers:

[ace diamond]

Stay away from my woman!

Cheers! :beers:

no worries. I've got my own woman.