Toys For Tots Can Fuck Right Off

[Kristy]

So here I was thinking that this whole Toys For Tots scam was to be anonymous. You know, you leave you gift in the non-very-thought-out cardboard box and leave. So why is there some creepy old dude dressed in his even creepier Christan sweater saying "God bless you." when I leave? One, fuck you, I want no "god" ever blessing me and two, don't guilt fuck me. Oh, and three, I don't buy toys for little shits because I refuse to have a child play with a Chinese slave-labor made piece of shit. That breeds Wal-Mart submission. I buy gift cards for FOOD because I figure a non-all-that-hungry trailer trash/ghetto kid won't put a loaded gun in my face when it comes to me and my LEGAL PURCHASE of retail dope.

I absolutely hate this time of the year. The greed. The shit weather. The poor. The rich. The music. Lighting parades - it can all fuck off.

[ELVIS]

Why are you so full of guilt ??

[Kristy]

Where did I say that, pool boy?

I won't be guilt fucked by Christians into giving gifts, EVER!

[Unchainme]

I told an atheist the other day I prayed for him and he was in my thoughts. Dude had something wrong with his pancreas. I made sure to ask him if it was cool, and he was like:

"Yeah, thanks man, I don't care. That was really nice of you to do"

My point is, that how people should handle things, and not have a stick up their ass about it.

[Kristy]

Exactly! So why do Christians continue to fuck up Christmas?

[Unchainme]

Exactly! So why do Christians continue to fuck up Christmas?

uh...it's kind of their "Holiday"?

[Kristy]

No, Christians stole it from the pagans. Know your history, Christfucker.

[Unchainme]

No, Christians stole it from the pagans. Know your history, Christfucker.

Yes, I'm well aware of how it's not the true date of Christ's birth, etc.

Eat a bag of aids.

[DONNIEP]

Buy a present for a kid, Kristy, for cryin' out loud. Besides, what else do those Chinese slaves have to do all day? Slappin Teddy Ruxpins together gives them something to do and makes them happy.

Mmm..I could go for some beef lo mein...

[Unchainme]

Here's the thing, re: Christianity, and Christmas.

There's nothing wrong with giving gifts to kids, and doing things in the name of a "God". When I say "Good things" I mean things like running soup kitchens, giving to the needy, and being generally not a dickhead during the entire thing.

It's far better that there is some good in this world being done regardless of what the person's beliefs are.

The mere fact you're offended that someone wished you well by using the name of "God" is also retarded. If someone was an atheist/muslim/jewish/buddhist/agnostic/whatever wished me well in the name of their religion, I'd be very touched the person was that kindhearted and not care.

It shows me that you're a piece of shit as a human being. Sorry, it does.

If you don't like Christmas, and all that it entails, than it's rather simple. Don't celebrate it.

[Mushroom]

Jeeez Kristy pull Jimmy Page's splintered guitar neck out of your ass. I hope every 22 fret wires rip you a new one on the way out. Are you afraid to be happy? You and I have no future if you can't be happy. No more doggy style for you.

[Kristy]

Buy a present for a kid, Kristy, for cryin' out loud.

Not gonna happen. I never had a toy as a kid and look at me! I turned out just fine.

[DLR Bridge]

Not gonna happen. I never had a toy as a kid and look at me! I turned out just fine.

Get outta here. Never?

[Kristy]

There's nothing wrong with giving gifts to kids, and doing things in the name of a "God".

Yeah, like the Crusades, fire bombing abortion clinics or impinging on women's reproductive rights.


When I say "Good things" I mean things like running soup kitchens, giving to the needy, and being generally not a dickhead during the entire thing.

Ah, Christian feel good fascism - an avenue to proselytize to the poor, the sick, the needy and the mentally ill - but only once a year thank fuck.


It's far better that there is some good in this world being done regardless of what the person's beliefs are.

Yeah, if those "beliefs" are oppressing others who don't believe with your beliefs. You are so fucking hippie.


The mere fact you're offended that someone wished you well by using the name of "God" is also retarded. If someone was an atheist/muslim/jewish/buddhist/agnostic/whatever wished me well in the name of their religion, I'd be very touched the person was that kindhearted and not care.

That asshole didn't care for me. He cared about himself and looking like he gave a shit to anyone who donated a shit - this is what makes Christmas pretty shitty


It shows me that you're a piece of shit as a human being. Sorry, it does.

Shows me you are a hypocritical fascist cocksucker. Go hide in your church. There you're not hurting anyone.


If you don't like Christmas, and all that it entails, than it's rather simple. Don't celebrate it.

What I don't like is Christians fucking it up for everybody.

[Unchainme]

Yeah, like the Crusades, fire bombing abortion clinics or impinging on women's reproductive rights.



Ah, Christian feel good fascism - an avenue to proselytize to the poor, the sick, the needy and the mentally ill - but only once a year thank fuck.


How lovely. Way to be bigoted asswipe. What's next? Comments against Muslims? Jews? Piece of shit.

I don't believe in that shit. I don't care about abortion (and am pro-choice). I'm actually very pro-gay marriage, and very pro civil rights. Also, I'm a fucking democrat (formerly libetarian).

I'm for expanding healthcare and social security for the needy.

Go fuck yourself.


Yeah, if those "beliefs" are oppressing others who don't believe with your beliefs. You are so fucking hippie.

I don't care who the fuck you worship.


That asshole didn't care for me. He cared about himself and looking like he gave a shit to anyone who donated a shit - this is what makes Christmas pretty shitty

Who cares? You're pissed because some said a "fake nice thing" to you. BOO FUCKING HOO. I've had people say terrible shit to me all the time. I don't come online and bitch about it.


Shows me you are a hypocritical fascist cocksucker. Go hide in your church. There you're not hurting anyone.

Go take your fucking meds.

Also quit pretending to be a girl. That's fucking creepy as fuck. We all know you have a dick.

[Kristy]

When you learn the definition of the word "bigoted" get back to me. Fucking Christian Nazi

[Unchainme]

When you learn the definition of the word "bigoted" get beck to me.

You just did what bigots do.

You grouped me within a bunch of people who I have zero in common with other than the fact that they happen to believe in a "God".

You are in fact, no different than some asshole who thinks all muslims=terrorists.

Therefore you=bigot.

[Unchainme]

When you learn the definition of the word "bigoted" get back to me. Fucking Christian Nazi

Okay, you dumb illiterate CUNT.

[Kristy]

Okay indeed, you fascist Christian Nazi buttfucker.

[Kristy]

You are in fact, no different than some asshole who thinks all muslims=terrorists.

Nope. Never mentioned it once in the course of this thread. Nice try, buttfucker.

[Unchainme]

[QUOTE=Kristy;1820526]Okay indeed, you fascist Christian Nazi buttfucker.[/QUOTE

Says the guy pretending to be a girl.

By the way, the Nazi's happened to be more in line with your belief. Dipshit.

[Unchainme]

Nope. Never mentioned it once in the course of this thread. Nice try, buttfucker.

No, you said that all christians are all the same.

You mentioned me in the same breathe as the dude who murdered George Tiller.

I don't believe in that. Get your facts straght.

[Unchainme]

I'm done.

If you want to be a trolling cunt pretending to be a girl, than be my guest.

I've proven my point though. When resorted with facts, you devolve into saying "Anti-Gay" slurs at me. We know who the really bigot is in this thread.

[Kristy]

[QUOTE=Kristy;1820526]Okay indeed, you fascist Christian Nazi buttfucker.[/QUOTE

Says the guy pretending to be a girl.

By the way, the Nazi's happened to be more in line with your belief. Dipshit.

You are a Nazi buttfucking Christain. That much is true.

[Kristy]

I'm done.

If you want to be a trolling cunt pretending to be a girl, than be my guest.

I've proven my point though. When resorted with facts, you devolve into saying "Anti-Gay" slurs at me. We know who the really bigot is in this thread.

So you're gay, too? Most Christians are.

[DONNIEP]

Geez, Kristy. You got something against butt fucking too??

[Unchainme]

So you're gay, too? Most Christians are.

What do you have against Gays?

Tell me, I'd like to hear this.

I want you to hear this out of your mouth.

[Satan]

Er, not to get back on topic or anything, but a Devil has to prefer this method of providing toys for poor kids.....

http://www.abatetoyrun.com/runinfo.html

That's just one example.... there are similar toy runs happening all over the country, probably.

I would let them do one in Hell, except there aren't any children here, so what would be the point?

[ZahZoo]

Not gonna happen. I never had a toy as a kid and look at me! I turned out just fine.

Exactly... if you throw money at pagan motivated, spoiled entitled brats... you've really done nothing good and far more wrong for the little greed-induced urchins...

Give them something of yourself... teach them the simple joy of working and earning what you need to survive. Then in the deeply personal aspects... teach them how to play the knotheads to their advantage so as to maintain your drug addict induced, sudo-intelect persona for over a decade who lucked out on her own...

Just gonna hop on my camel and cruise
Call me a nomad
I got to be free
Gotta do my own thing
And I'm a gonna be moving on
Make a move, stand to lose some
Here today, gone tomorrow

[Nitro Express]

So here I was thinking that this whole Toys For Tots scam was to be anonymous. You know, you leave you gift in the non-very-thought-out cardboard box and leave. So why is there some creepy old dude dressed in his even creepier Christan sweater saying "God bless you." when I leave? One, fuck you, I want no "god" ever blessing me and two, don't guilt fuck me. Oh, and three, I don't buy toys for little shits because I refuse to have a child play with a Chinese slave-labor made piece of shit. That breeds Wal-Mart submission. I buy gift cards for FOOD because I figure a non-all-that-hungry trailer trash/ghetto kid won't put a loaded gun in my face when it comes to me and my LEGAL PURCHASE of retail dope.

I absolutely hate this time of the year. The greed. The shit weather. The poor. The rich. The music. Lighting parades - it can all fuck off.

Just make it your own. I refuse to do Black Friday. I don't buy into all the hype. It's always been a big retail holiday but the retailers used to have some class. Now it's too in your face. I really don't watch that much TV anymore so I don't get bombarded with the shit commercials. I mostly listen to satellite radio so I don't hear the shit commercials there either. Hey, just buy yourself a Christmas bong and bring it out and smoke it during this special time of year. Maybe come up with a special holiday blend to toke on.

[Nitro Express]

So you're gay, too? Most Christians are.

They are also Zionists. Let me tell you nothing will make you hate Christians, Muslims, and Jews more than living in Israel for a year. Also where you have the greatest religious oppression you also have the greatest rebellion. When the oppressed underground let's loose LOOK OUT! Of course the ones who refuse to let loose are the closet butt fuckers.

[Kristy]

Geez, Kristy. You got something against butt fucking too??

Naw, just Christians doing it

[Kristy]

I would let them do one in Hell, except there aren't any children here, so what would be the point?

Pat Benatar begs to differ.

[Kristy]

Just make it your own. I refuse to do Black Friday. I don't buy into all the hype. It's always been a big retail holiday but the retailers used to have some class. Now it's too in your face. I really don't watch that much TV anymore so I don't get bombarded with the shit commercials. I mostly listen to satellite radio so I don't hear the shit commercials there either. Hey, just buy yourself a Christmas bong and bring it out and smoke it during this special time of year. Maybe come up with a special holiday blend to toke on.


Buying a child a toy under the guise of a Christan guilt program is not going to bring about the "spirit of Christmas" Especially if that toy is made in China and the kind will end up destroying it in six to eight months time. Feeding a family is far more important during the holidays than some guilt-fucking Christian ritual. Like I said, it is the Christians who fucked over this holiday; no one knows, and no proper historian can tell you the exact day Jesus was allegedly born so why base it upon a pagan celebration?

Now I'm sure many of you who were born, reside and most likely will die in your trailer park abodes had a toy as child given to you by some suburban family who was guilt-fucked by Christianity and most likely you didn't appreciate it, and therefore broke it months later on. This whole bourgeois "feel good" nonsense brought on by greedy market capitalism didn't get you out of your trailer home now, did it? In fact, you are being held all Stockholm Syndrome Santa like on organized religious oppression that is keeping you down. So enjoy your Christmas with its religious propagandizing cull. You're just tools for the slave labor system.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

As Kristy and Topper pass through the forest on the way back to the Kringle's, the Winter Warlock captures them. After giving the Warlock a toy train as a present, the Warlock is touched by this act of kindness and his evil icy heart is melted. The Warlock, now asking to be called Winter, turns to human form and befriends Kristy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgermeister_Meisterburger

prophecy

[Kristy]

No! No more Wiki in threads.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No! No more Wiki in threads.

11316

[Kristy]

No more threads about threads.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia

[Satan]

J Hey, just buy yourself a Christmas bong and bring it out and smoke it during this special time of year. Maybe come up with a special holiday blend to toke on.

Who needs to buy an Xmas bong? This dude will show you how to make one.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtn6F7Nhx4

Merry Bongmas to all, and to all a good high :bong:

[Kristy]

EXACTLY the type of stoner(s) I so fucking hate. These assholes give weed a bad name

[Kristy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W80aWJEpEsE/UcevHe2kDrI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/2LvCS7QefeI/s320/im-done-just-fucking-done.jpg

[ELVIS]

http://troll.me/images/disaster-girl/burn-bitch-burn.jpg


:elvis:

[binnie]

The worst thing about this time of year is the forced joviality: YOU MUST BE HAPPY!!

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWJlOI8Wf_k

[Kristy]

The worst thing about this time of year is the forced joviality: YOU MUST BE HAPPY!!

Actually, it's the materialism in gift giving. I bought 1 Wegner and two Victorinox watches this fucking Christmas:

http://www.lookonline.com/watches_victoria.jpg

By 2017 I'll have them all paid off.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hey! she made it :thumb:

[Kristy]

Made what?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nothin'...

[Kristy]

Lay off watching the Packers. Shit football teams have rotted your brain

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and weed...

[Kristy]

Yes, weed(s) can rot your brain. Too much pollen is not good for you.

[Igosplut]

Buying a child a toy under the guise of a Christan guilt program is not going to bring about the "spirit of Christmas" Especially if that toy is made in China and the kind will end up destroying it in six to eight months time. Feeding a family is far more important during the holidays than some guilt-fucking Christian ritual. Like I said, it is the Christians who fucked over this holiday; no one knows, and no proper historian can tell you the exact day Jesus was allegedly born so why base it upon a pagan celebration?

Now I'm sure many of you who were born, reside and most likely will die in your trailer park abodes had a toy as child given to you by some suburban family who was guilt-fucked by Christianity and most likely you didn't appreciate it, and therefore broke it months later on. This whole bourgeois "feel good" nonsense brought on by greedy market capitalism didn't get you out of your trailer home now, did it? In fact, you are being held all Stockholm Syndrome Santa like on organized religious oppression that is keeping you down. So enjoy your Christmas with its religious propagandizing cull. You're just tools for the slave labor system.

As much as krusty rubs people the wrong way I agree with this 100 percent.

I've been asked to toy runs for years and never did it. Why? Because I did more anonymously and in better ways (I.E. food things) than doing a public display.

[Kristy]

Hasn't a friggin' thing to do with rubbing people.

I'm actually pro-Christmas as long as you leave the god damn Christians out of it. They've taken an otherwise healthy and joyous pagan ritual and shit all over it with guilt and self-propaganda. This is what shit movies like 'Grinch' are all about - join the Christian cult or be ostracized. Now fuck Nazis like the ones at Fox Jews have decided there is a "War" on this er...um..."holiday" because people refuse to follow to the Grinch Law of fuckery and so Christans victimzie themselves because no one wants to play by the rules of Nazis.

So 'Toys For Brats' yeah...it's a scam. Buy a little poor shit a toy they they will break in six months time or feel the wrath of Christian guilt, Fuck that. Too many children already go to bed hungry in a fucking nation so god damn rich and polluted with Christian churches on every god damn corner when they need not to. No one should ever go to bed in this country hungry. No one - not even you. Plus, these toys are made in China by slave labor, purchased in greedy fuck warehouses of slavery, and given to future slaves of the penal system because they are poor. So what's the fucking point?

Give a kid and/or their family a meal. Let them know they are not alone and should be ashamed by some Christofascism bullshit.

[Anonymous]

I'm actually pro-Christmas as long as you leave the god damn Christians out of it. They've taken an otherwise healthy and joyous pagan ritual and shit all over it with guilt and self-propaganda.

Isn't that what Christians do?

How many lives has religion fucked up? All in the name of money. I say we burn religious people, every single one of them. Get rid of the weak & mentally ill. Cull the population, make room for healthy, relatively well-balanced people.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

relatively well-balanced people.

Cheers! :beers:

We got many of those here ? :D

[Anonymous]

We got many of those here ? :D

4.

Hey, it's something.

Every little bit adds up. There would still be quite a substantial number of people, after the cleansing. I'm willing to bet on it.

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

Enjoy Kristy... :)

[vandeleur]

So those kids got taken into care after that am guessing

[Anonymous]

Well, that mom is fuckin' hot. Any videos of her alone?

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

To bossy .... Total nazi wife . Put it in, harder, faster , is that it . What do you mean well it's cold :biggrin:


Still would tho

[Anonymous]

To bossy .... Total nazi wife . Put it in, harder, faster , is that it . What do you mean well it's cold :biggrin:


Still would tho

Did she say that in the video? That's H O T! I had the sound turned off, so I didn't really hear anything.

How about a cut of only her dancing around & saying those things? I don't need that long, 30 seconds will do. 20 if I'm inspired.

Nazi wife... Holy hell, now I'm thinking of her wearing only jackboots & a whip, taking shit to me & humiliating me beyond belief. Wait, turns out that I don't need the video anymore.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

:lmao:

[Von Halen]

I'd fuck her.

I didn't listen to it either. I had Texas Hippie Coalition blasting while I watched it!

[Anonymous]

I'd fuck her.

I didn't listen to it either. I had Texas Hippie Coalition blasting while I watched it!

What if she let you fuck her, but the husband had to join in & do some stuff with you too?

Now, keep in mind that this is a hypothesis & nobody would ever know about it. Would you?

Cheers! :beers:

[Von Halen]

What if she let you fuck her, but the husband had to join in & do some stuff with you too?

Now, keep in mind that this is a hypothesis & nobody would ever know about it. Would you?

Cheers! :beers:

Only if her husband is Kristy.

[vandeleur]

What if you had to fuck her while you wore Xmas Jammies :D

[vandeleur]

Jammies , jam , what the fuck any excuse to crack my jam joke .

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ?
Ever Tried peanut buttering your cock up your lasses arse :D

[Anonymous]

Only if her husband is Kristy.

No, no, no, no, no. Her husband is that guy on the video. And I'll throw in a tenner to sweeten the deal. Would you do it? Remember, no one would ever know!

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Jammies , jam , what the fuck any excuse to crack my jam joke .

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ?
Ever Tried peanut buttering your cock up your lasses arse :D

Smooth or chunky?

Chunky may be funnier, but it'd be painful for me too, so no thanks.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

What if you had to fuck her while you wore Xmas Jammies :D

Not all over, I expect. I mean, both me & her would have to have something out of the jammies, otherwise, it wouldn't be much of a fun fuck.

Cheers! :beers:

[Von Halen]

No, no, no, no, no. Her husband is that guy on the video. And I'll throw in a tenner to sweeten the deal. Would you do it? Remember, no one would ever know!

Cheers! :beers:

No.

I'm just gay enough to fuck Kristy, but not gay enough to fuck that broads husband.

[Anonymous]

No.

I'm just gay enough to fuck Kristy, but not gay enough to fuck that broads husband.

Well, in that case, me neither.

Cheers! :beers: