Hello From Montreal

[Phil Buttixx]

Phil here. I an a huge Van Halen fan!! I also enjoy betting on sports, drinking beer, and fondling large breasts.
Nice to be here.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi Phil Buttixx Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

[Zing!]

Phil here. I an a huge Van Halen fan!! I also enjoy betting on sports, drinking beer, and fondling large breasts.
Nice to be here.

Phil should fit in well around here.