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Kristy
01-06-2014, 05:19 PM
It'll take place in Fraggle Cock Town (geddit?) Think my first book will be about a bunch of aging relics who admire other men in spandex who, as fate would have are older then them. Most of the characters will be repressed or have latent homosexual views (especially heavy metal rocks stars who happen to dress in leather and get all sweaty with other men). No idea where the inspiration came from. Granted, Spielberg won't be knocking on the door for movie rights. At least not yet.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-06-2014, 05:29 PM
good luck in your venture

vandeleur
01-06-2014, 05:40 PM
Sounds very interesting , keep us informed :)

Kristy
01-06-2014, 06:00 PM
good luck in your venture

Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

Oh well.

cadaverdog
01-06-2014, 06:02 PM
I'm writing a book too. It's based on the life or lack of life of a cranky young girl who worships Jimmy Page and hangs out with old farts that listen to classic rock but acts like she doesn't like either one. It's called The Krusty Kristy the Crab Magnet Story. Any similarities to any person, living or dead is only a coincidence.

PETE'S BROTHER
01-06-2014, 06:06 PM
Wish I could say the same about Arron Rodgers right now.

Oh well.

me too :kickcan:

ZahZoo
01-06-2014, 06:22 PM
Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...

cadaverdog
01-06-2014, 06:25 PM
Your main character should be centered on Von Halen. He's got the deepest and most complex creepy factor among The Relics™...
I thought that was you.

Seshmeister
01-06-2014, 07:13 PM
Remember to get Gilbert for the audio book...

Nickdfresh
01-06-2014, 08:58 PM
You go girl! Just make sure you post the cliff notes on Wiki!

DLR Bridge
01-07-2014, 01:51 PM
C'mon Eddie, this is boring. Tell us how your F A T thighed wife blew you during solos or how much coke Micheal was doing off of a dead whores ass or how Roth was hanging out in seedy underground gay clubs of L.A.

You could work this into your book. :biggrin:

Kristy
01-07-2014, 02:29 PM
Well it's certainly much better than my current research material.

Nickdfresh
01-07-2014, 10:16 PM
BTW Kristy, the premise of your book sounds really hot. I'm all ready masturbating my small penis all over my apartment...

Nickdfresh
01-07-2014, 10:51 PM
BTW, this is how 50 Shades of Shit got started, an internet thread featuring bad grammar...

ELVIS
01-08-2014, 09:15 AM
And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

DavidLeeNatra
01-08-2014, 10:24 AM
And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

and a grumpy old pervert called Elvis :biggrin:

ELVIS
01-08-2014, 10:31 AM
I'm none of those...;)

Kristy
01-08-2014, 10:43 AM
BTW Kristy, the premise of your book sounds really hot. I'm all ready masturbating my small penis all over my apartment...

Apartment - Nickspeak for parents basement.

ELVIS
01-08-2014, 11:00 AM
He killed his parents...

PETE'S BROTHER
01-08-2014, 11:03 AM
He killed his parents...

he was programmed to...

Terry
01-11-2014, 11:18 PM
he was programmed to...

remnants of an MK-ULTRA experiment that went awry...

Terry
01-11-2014, 11:24 PM
It'll take place in Fraggle Cock Town (geddit?) Think my first book will be about a bunch of aging relics who admire other men in spandex who, as fate would have are older then them. Most of the characters will be repressed or have latent homosexual views (especially heavy metal rocks stars who happen to dress in leather and get all sweaty with other men). No idea where the inspiration came from. Granted, Spielberg won't be knocking on the door for movie rights. At least not yet.


I hope to be able to remove my eyes from my David Lee Roth poster long enough to read it...and my hands from my penis long enough to turn the pages...

Nickdfresh
01-12-2014, 06:34 PM
Apartment - Nickspeak for parents basement.

Attic actually. Get your facts straight, pothead...

Nickdfresh
01-12-2014, 06:35 PM
And a peeping Tom stalker called Nick...

I'm not a stalker for the most part...

Nickdfresh
01-12-2014, 06:37 PM
He killed his parents...

It was the Maoist pharma poison!

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